at the same time,

Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao were looking at Su Bei outside with complicated expressions in the main hall.

A little shocked, a little surprised, and a little unbelievable.

Is this fat man too unlucky? Or is this little Taoist too evil?

As soon as he opened his mouth, the fat man fell on his face?

Do you want to be so godlike?

When the fat man came in just now, he yelled and yelled for a long time outside the door,

The three of them naturally heard it too.

Then the little Taoist went out and said directly that there are gods standing three feet above the head, and it’s better for the layman to be careful lest the ground slip~ or something…

I just wanted to say that this little Taoist priest can’t speak, it’s too embarrassing.

As a result, how long has it been?

The fat man was facing the direction of the main hall, and fell down suddenly, his face on the ground, his knees and arms also fell down, and he came into a posture of throwing himself on the ground.

Just now they could see clearly,

That fat man was walking well, but somehow he fell to the ground and his nose bleeds…

“Ziqiao, Meijia, isn’t this little Taoist priest too amazing? Just after finishing speaking, the fat man fell to the ground, and it hurts to see me…” Zhang Wei couldn’t help shrinking his neck.

Although he didn’t like that fat man too much, but the fall was too bad, right?

Not to mention the nosebleeds, there was an egg-sized pimple on his forehead.

It’s so bright, it hurts to look at it!

Lu Ziqiao held his mouth, “Maybe, maybe it’s just a coincidence… How could it be so easy to say, I think that fat man was too unlucky, so he fell down.”

Chen Meijia also nodded, “I think what Zi Qiao said is correct. It must be a coincidence. That little Taoist also happened to be right.”

It can’t be that there is really a crow’s mouth in this world, right?

“But I’m thinking, the fat man fell so badly, he can repair it later…”

“Well, shut up, don’t say anything good, and worry about it all day long. If you are really caught by your crow’s mouth, wouldn’t we have to be trapped here tonight?”

Before Zhang Wei finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao interrupted him directly.

This guy Zhang Wei is definitely a super unlucky guy. What he said is more clever than anything else!

“…”

Zhang Wei was speechless for a while.

I don’t know who said just now that there can be no crow’s mouth in this world.

“Okay, okay, you two, stop arguing, and go out to see how that fat man is doing, lest you really be trapped here overnight, and we will be miserable.”

Chen Meijia pulled Lu Ziqiao back and asked him to say a few words less.

“It’s not Meijia, am I worried? It’s not that you don’t know Zhang Wei’s halo of bad luck. Look at the road that has been detoured for so long today. Before reaching the destination, the broken car broke down again… ”

Just as Lu Ziqiao wanted to explain, she was glared at by Chen Meijia, “I said it was just a coincidence, and we can’t blame Zhang Wei for everything, so why didn’t you believe that little Taoist just now?”

“I…” Lu Ziqiao was speechless,

Turning her head and glanced at Su Bei outside the door,

That little brat’s crow’s mouth can be so smart?

This is complete nonsense!

At most, a blind cat meets a dead mouse. Coincidentally,

If it wasn’t for that fat man being unlucky enough to be called a mother—he was so unlucky…

“Let’s go, let’s go out and have a look first…”

At this time, Chen Meijia pulled Lu Ziqiao and greeted Zhang Wei again.

Then the three of them went out of the main hall together, and walked out.

But when they just came out of the hall,

Fatty Chen, who was resting under the eaves, also woke up from a coma.

“Hiss~ I’ll go, it hurts so much…” The severe pain made him gasp,

“Fatty, that’s great! You’re finally awake!” Lao Gao, who was guarding next to him, quickly showed a look of joy on his face.

“Old Gao, what’s wrong with me? Why does my face hurt?”

Fatty Chen shook his head, and stood up unsteadily from the ground.

In addition to some dizziness, I just feel a little face pain.

It was like being hit hard by something, from the forehead to the nose, and finally to the chin.

And the mouth seems to be a little swollen, and I can’t even speak clearly…

“It’s nothing, it’s just that you gave a big gift just now, maybe it was a little too hard…”

The long-haired girl and short-haired girl next to him glanced at the fat man, and they covered their mouths and laughed.

Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao, and Chen Meijia who just came out couldn’t help being amused by the words of those two girls.Laughed.

A big salute, this description is really appropriate.

After all, the fat man’s five-body prostration just now is much more “serious” and “serious” than their three kneeling and nine kowtowing!

···Ask for flowers········

“Hiss~ Wait a minute, Fatty, I remembered. I just tripped and fell to the ground. I said, it really hurts!”

Fatty Chen shook his head fiercely, and then he remembered what happened just now.

Just now, when Lao Gao and the others were going to offer incense in the hall, he tripped and fell directly to the ground.

He seemed to be in a daze, and some people said that he made a big gift or something.

Listening to the voice, it seems to be Lao Gao’s younger sister, Gao Xiaohong.

“Xiaohong, you are really good. You can stand and talk without back pain… Hiss~ It hurts Fatty to death…”

The fat man glared at the long-haired girl named Xiaohong, and the next moment he touched the wound, grinning in pain.

….. … ….. …

“Okay, fat man, don’t say a few words, it’s better to go out and fix the car quickly, otherwise we will have to spend the night here tonight.”

Lao Gao couldn’t help shaking his head,

Seeing that he had encountered a bad person, he almost couldn’t hold back his laughter.

“Fuck you old Gao, what’s wrong with me, you still want me to fix the car? I won’t fix it! At worst, I’ll spend the night here tonight, and I’ve brought all the camping equipment anyway!”

Fatty Chen took out his phone and looked at it.

Nima!

I was almost smashed into a pig’s head,

There was a big lump on his forehead, his nose was bruised and purple, and even the skin of his mouth was scratched.

Quite appalling.

But when he saw that little Taoist priest, Fatty Chen became angry.

This guy is completely a super crow’s mouth. Not long after he finished speaking, he f—ing fell down!

“Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, layman, Pindao has already reminded you just now, there are gods standing three feet above your head, you’d better be careful…”

Feeling Fatty Chen’s gaze, Su Bei couldn’t help but smile faintly.

Anyway, he has already reminded him that the fat man himself did not escape, so this has nothing to do with him…

“Fuck you, there are gods three feet above your head, I think you are a crow’s mouth opened!”

Fatty Chen almost twisted his mouth in anger.

If I knew about this broken Taoism, I shouldn’t have come in!

After falling so badly, now his mother probably doesn’t know him anymore!

There is also this little Taoist priest, who is definitely a strong man with a mouth, he is so fucking crow mouthed! scholar.



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