Love Apartment: I Am Invincible
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Curry sauce asked in disbelief, Hu Yifei's screaming chicken sound was already scary enough, everyone woke up, but Mika didn't respond at all.
"Hey, what's so weird about that!"
Lu Ziqiao quickly explained: "The doctor said that Meijia's body is now too burdened, her basal metabolism has increased, and her blood sugar is likely to be insufficient, so she needs to sleep to reduce consumption. She has slept the best recently, and even 100 screaming chickens can't wake up!"
He added another sentence: "It's the same as hibernation!"
"Yi Fei, can you not be so sudden in the future, I'm about to have a nervous breakdown, and I have dreams of monsters chasing and killing me every three days.
Su Ye said helplessly with two dark circles under his eyes.
This is to be fair to everyone, no one can stand it if it goes on like this for years and months.
When Hu Yifei heard this, she immediately shouted in disbelief, "Whose child is making an appointment! All they want is surprises!"
Right now, it's too late, it's too soon!
From upstairs came Mika's cry: "I'm going to give birth, it hurts me to death, why did it come!
Everyone was startled again, thinking that Mika was really going to give birth, only Lu Ziqiao looked calm.
But soon, wait a moment.
Mika's snoring came again...
Everyone was suddenly speechless, is it so terrifying?It's all about talking in a dream!
At this time, Lu Ziqiao slowly explained to everyone: "It's always been like this these days. I got up in the middle of the night the day before yesterday to go to the toilet. She said she wanted to eat big pig trotters, and I ran 8 streets to buy it!"
"I just found out that she was talking in her sleep!
Su Ye asked suspiciously, "It's been a week since the due date, why hasn't there been any movement yet?"
Hu Yifei quickly explained: "It is normal for two weeks to exceed the expected date of delivery, but we have to pay more attention later on. We have to practice a few more times to check for leaks and fill the gaps!"
When Curry Sauce heard this, her expression was extremely exaggerated, and she said helplessly: "I remember during the first exercise, the to-be-delivered bag was still a small bag, and it got bigger every time I exercised, and I can change the container after a few more plays!
Hu Yifei raised his face: "It means that checking for leaks is good and effective!"
Then he said: "Now is the critical moment!"
"I deliberately asked for a week's leave to guard against death!"
"Everyone must also take the protection of Mika and the lovely baby seriously!
Su Ye shook his head helplessly, and looked at Zhuge Dali, who dared not speak.
It seems that Yifei is really helpless, Mika hasn't given birth yet, but she went crazy first, not only herself, but also with everyone in the apartment.
However, this is the love apartment!
If there is nothing crazy, how can it be called a pig apartment!
After he figured this out, Su Ye also looked at it and made a fuss. Anyway, it was just the past two weeks.
Soon, Mika's voice came from upstairs again.
"Finally over!
Mika's voice came from upstairs.
There was another scream: Ah!Why is the baby so ugly? "
The crowd was speechless.
Su Ye and Zhuge Dali leaned against each other, covering each other's faces and holding back their smiles.
Dreaming can still carry this kind of plot, it seems that Mika does not have any prenatal depression.
At this time, Hu Yifei couldn't help it anymore, and waved his hand: "In short, everyone go back and reflect and see what else can be improved!"
Su Ye was deliberately joking at this time, pinched his chin and said, "I think there is room for improvement in the combo that I used to fight monsters just now!"
Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei on the side immediately followed.
"God has a new idea?
"Take me, take me, I won't be able to play this season!"
"Hey hey hey!"
Seeing this scene, Hu Yifei immediately became angry!
"You still have the mind to play, and ignore my words!"
"Oh!" Lu Ziqiao looked at it indifferently: "Tension is a day, relaxation is a day, we are recuperating!
Zhang Wei also complied: "That's right! Focus on when Mika really gives birth!
Su Ye also immediately comforted: "Mr. Hu, don't be too tight, giving birth may not be so scary, my mother said that it didn't hurt at all when giving birth to me, and I came out as soon as I exerted force!
It's not true, it's just Su Ye's deliberate joke to make fun of Hu Yifei.
Someone said this, maybe Zhuge Dali wouldn't laugh, but when it came out of Su Ye's mouth, Zhuge Dali burst into laughter, slapping Su Ye's shoulder and laughing non-stop.
The crowd was speechless again.
Hu Yifei was stunned, how could no one understand my mood!
Finally, he couldn't help but burst out and opened fire on everyone: "How can you straight men experience the horror of having children!"
"You don't even know how painful it was for girls those days!
"Humph!" Hu Yifei showed a malicious smile and looked at the men in the apartment: "It seems that only by letting you experience the pain of childbirth can you increase your attention!
"Just as there is an event in the hospital today, I will take you to experience it, and see if you dare to speak lightly!
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"It happens that there is an event in the hospital today, so I will take you to experience it, and see if you dare to speak lightly!"
It's too late, it's too soon.
Hu Yifei took the boys to the labor pain experience room without hesitation.
In this part of the hospital, countless male compatriots have been smashed to the ground.
Su Ye naturally had no intention of avoiding, and followed him generously.
The doctor was already waiting in front of the experience bed, and everyone came over, just lay down on the bed, and you can start.
As soon as Hu Yifei entered the ward, she said to the boys in a mocking tone, "Are you afraid?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"I'm young and it hurts ~ I can still bear it!"
"I've had a kidney stone!"
Zi Qiao and Su Ye said on the spot - they will never be afraid of pain!
In fact, Su Ye was still a little scared in his heart. After all, the pain during childbirth was not ordinary pain.
But Dali will definitely know the results of this experience. In order not to let Dali look down on himself, Su Ye will also participate anyway!
Only, Zhang Wei confessed on the spot.
He whispered timidly.
"I'm afraid of pain!"
"I'm in terrible pain. When I was a child, my blood vessels were thin, and I had to prick the needle many times. I was afraid of it!"
"Life doesn't stop, throwing chili on my weak and helpless chicken feet, I've eaten enough of bitterness, why are you asking for it?"
Everyone is used to Zhang Wei's habit of admitting cowardice, and Hu Yifei doesn't even bother to despise it.
However, Zhang Wei quickly countered: "Why don't you bring Teacher Zeng to experience it!"
As soon as these words came out, Su Ye and Lu Ziqiao looked at Hu Yifei at the same time.
Hu Yifei was stunned, and recalled the scene when Zeng Xiaoxian came here to experience the pain of childbirth.
In fact, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't even reach the first level, he just fainted.
Hu Yifei was speechless for a while, so she had to bite the bullet and said, "I brought him to experience it at the time... He surprised me... He held him!"
After speaking, Hu Yifei fell into contemplation.
Well, actually Zeng Xiaoxian fell down quickly.
At that time, Zeng Xiaoxian, um, was defeated before he was plugged in.
Hu Yifei was speechless when she remembered this scene.
"I can bear it..."
Soon, he vented his embarrassment on Zhang Wei, showing a malicious smile.
"Zhang Wei, since you are so afraid of pain, then..."
Zhang Wei was instantly grateful, and clenched Hu Yifei's hand: "Let me go?"
As soon as these words came out, Su Ye and Lu Ziqiao next to him showed dissatisfaction, why did he leave!
But of course.
Hu Yifei showed a smile: "Then let you be the first!"
"What is this?"
Lu Ziqiao asked while holding the two iron pieces on the instrument in front of the hospital bed.
The doctor quickly replied: "Electrodes!"
He also explained: "The childbirth experience machine uses a weak current to stimulate muscle contraction, simulating the pain during childbirth!"
"The pain ranges from grade 10 to grade [-]. Remember, when it doesn't work, you have to stop, and don't pull out the electrodes with your hands!"
After the doctor finished speaking, Su Ye nodded. With such a high degree of education, he was still clear about the working principle of this instrument.
Once the electrodes are removed, the pain can spread throughout the body.
That's the real horror!
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