Love Apartment: I Am Invincible
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"Next!"
Lu Ziqiao snorted, "Hehe!"
It's up to him next.
After all, it was his wife who was giving birth, and he had the heaviest responsibility. No one else had the same mood as him.
Lu Ziqiao said very stinky.
"You're still not good at being young!"
"It seems that only the deity is here to experience the difficulty of timing!"
"Old irons give me gifts!"
"**!"
The doctor turned up the pain with a blank expression.
The doctor has already seen countless people experience it, and has no feeling for this level of pretense.
"Level 7!"
Lu Ziqiao's face instantly turned from pain to the color of a pig's liver: "This thing is more irritating than a stone!"
Doctors continue to increase the difficulty.
"Level 8!"
boom!one sound.
Lu Ziqiao pulled out the iron railing with his bare hands!
Hu Yifei laughed beside him and said, "This is amazing!"
You can imagine how painful this is.
"Help help!"
......................................
Lu Ziqiao shouted helplessly, and the whole person fell into a state of madness from the pain.
Zhang Wei and Su Ye were also speechless, and quickly reminded: "It's not that it's useless for you to call for help, you have to stop!"
Lu Ziqiao shouted loudly, "No way!"
Then he began to subconsciously pull out the electrodes on his body.
Su Ye and Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped.
"Don't pull, don't pull!"
The doctor was also shocked and quickly stepped forward to stop it.
The hospital did not expect that someone could pull out the iron railings with their bare hands!
However, it was still a step too late, the moment Lu Ziqiao touched the electrodes with both hands, the whole person was instantly foaming at the mouth...
The crowd shouted anxiously.
"Zi Qiao Zi Qiao!"
It took a long time to save Lu Ziqiao from the hospital bed.
This experience, it seems that Lu Ziqiao still succeeded.
However, it was a miserable victory.
This experience is over, the boys are wiped out!
Everyone carried the dying Lu Ziqiao and returned to the apartment.
...
At this time in the apartment, Dali, Curry Sauce and Chen Meijia were talking in the living room of 3602. Chen Meijia was putting her fingers in front of her face, and her eyes were cross-eyed, which was very strange.
Coincidentally, Curry Sauce He Dali walked up to Chen Meijia and saw this scene.
"Sister Meijia, your cross-eyed eyes are so expressive!"
I didn't know how to evaluate the curry sauce, so I had to say something.
Chen Meijia explained, "I'm practicing Lamez breathing!"
Curry sauce didn't know what this meant, and dozens of meanings popped up in his mind. He quickly chose the most stupid one and sang it.
"You must be craving spicy food, right?"
"Hot girls are not afraid of being hot since they were young, hot girls are not afraid of being hot since they were young, and hot girls are not afraid of being hot when they grow up~"
Zhuge Dali glanced at Curry Sauce speechlessly, and couldn't understand her brain circuit at all, but he explained it carefully.
"The Ramez Breath."
"It's a psychological preventive breathing technique."
"What Mika is practicing is not cross-eyed, this is the second type of breathing and shallow breathing!"
The curry sauce was embarrassed for a while, but she quickly changed her mind and said, "It's finally unloading, isn't Miss Mika very happy?"
Chen Meijia said worriedly: "I am both happy and a little scared now. I saw a lot of childbirth experiences in the delivery room two days ago."
Speaking, Chen Meijia recalled the production experience shared by those mothers in her mind.
1: "Having a baby is the best experience in my life. It's the sweetest thing to be a mother when I look at the baby's chubby appearance!"
2: "It's a lie that childbirth was easy, and it was like I broke 20 ribs at the same time when I gave birth!"
3: "I may have given birth to a fake baby, and it doesn't feel much pain. It's like pulling a bigger Baba."
4: "I suffered from dystocia for two days, and was dragged to a caesarean section, like being cut in half and thrown into a blender!"
With so much information mixed together, Chen Meijia was a little panicked and nervous before she said these words to the two.
Curry sauce immediately responded: "Does it hurt or doesn't it hurt?
Chen Meijia said: "It's just that everyone's situation is different, just like my small physique and a big child, it will not go well." Jin.
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After he finished speaking, his tone was full of worry.
Curry sauce then asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"let me see"
"Doctor..."
Chen Meijia fell into memory.
Curry sauce continued to ask anxiously: "I mean, did the doctor tell you how much it hurts?"
Chen Meijia said: "I asked them, but they didn't say anything, they just kept smiling at me and told me to eat more of what I wanted, just like the expressions and lines of the dentist who pulled teeth when I was a child!"
Zhuge Dali listened to the conversation between the two and was speechless, obviously it was very painful!
However, it's not good to tell Chen Meijia directly, so I can only stand up and say, "I heard that the pain will be relieved after anesthesia."
"But I'm worried that after the anesthesia, I will become more stupid, and I won't even be able to bring children."
Chen Meijia said worriedly.
Zhuge responded vigorously, and soon found that what she said seemed to make sense. With Chen Meijia's IQ, there is indeed such a possibility...
"Cough cough!"
"Don't think too much, clinical statistics show that the Lamez breathing method is still very useful, at least it can reduce the pain from 10 to... um, 9.8!"
"Sister Meijia, you are in the third type of breathing and breathing, but you are doing the fourth type of breathing exercise!"
Having said that, Zhuge Dali corrected Chen Meijia.
Obviously, Zhuge Dali's erudition is probably second only to Hu Yifei and Su Ye in the whole apartment, not even worse than Hu Yifei, she understands this very well.
Chen Meijia found out that she had indeed done something wrong, so she could only helplessly say: "I really don't understand, who invented such a complicated thing, I feel like my child has gone to the top of his head, how can I remember so much! "
Zhuge Dali immediately changed the subject.
"Don't worry, would you like to take a look at the maternity package we prepared for you?"
With that said, he turned around and squatted down, and opened the maternity bag.
The huge maternity bag was opened with a small lattice.
"Why so many things?"
Chen Meijia asked in surprise.
Zhuge Dali explained, "There's everything in here. Would you like some snacks? This is chocolate for your energy?"
With that said, she took out a box of chocolates from her maternity bag, opened it, and presented it to Mika.
Unfortunately, when I opened it, I found that the chocolate inside was gone!
Zhuge Dali cast a doubtful look towards the curry sauce.
Curry sauce blushed: "I'm sorry, Sister Yifei is always practicing in the middle of the night. I'm too hungry, so I just..."
Well, she ate it!
Having said this, Chen Meijia showed a grateful look.
"It's been really hard for you all this time!"
Soon looking at the maternity bag again, he asked in surprise, "Why are there so many sanitary napkins?
Zhuge Dali explained: "The amount of bleeding in childbirth is 20 times that of the recent past, so a lot of sanitary napkins are needed!"
Chen Meijia took out another feeding bottle from her maternity bag: "Is this the baby's feeding bottle?
Zhuge Dali replied, "This is your baby bottle."
"For a period of time after giving birth, you can only lie down and drink liquid food."
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