Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

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　　Mika worried: "It seems that I can only hear the last two words we said. His spirit has completely lost his mind. What should we do? Sister Yifei?"

　　Hu Yifei said, "It's over, my ears are in shock!"

　　Hu Yifei pondered for a moment and said, "In this case, I'm afraid we can only fight poison with poison."

　　Everyone was shocked and said, "What is fighting poison with poison, and how can we fight poison with poison?"

　　Hu Yifei said, "It's simple, let Su Ye write another heart-warming novel, so that Lu Ziqiao can take back his thoughts and stop becoming so mentally ill!"

　　Chen Meijia was also shocked: "Yes, Su Ye's writing skills are so many times better than the unreliable Zhao Haitang!"

　　"We can ask him to write another one!"

　　"And it updates so fast!"

　　Curry sauce also said: "Okay, okay, Su Dashen can finally have a new work coming out, let's call him over later!"

　　Zhao Haitao said with a look of disdain: "Am I that bad?"

　　"Besides, Su Ye doesn't seem to have written anything related to feelings!"

　　Hu Yifei said with contempt: "Su Ye is an all-rounder. How do you know that others can't write novels related to feelings? If Su Ye is someone else, he will definitely be on the list in one fell swoop!"

　　Zhao Haitang was completely speechless, and Hu Yifei took out her mobile phone and said, "I'll go ask Su Ye, and Zhuge Dali are taking care of the children in the apartment, how are you doing now?"

　　The phone quickly made a call to the apartment, where Su Ye was taking care of the child with Dali.

　　Su Ye received a call from Hu Yifei and heard Hu Yifei's request.

　　Unexpectedly, Su Ye said directly without thinking: "I promise, I will write a novel when I have time."

　　"Guaranteed to let Lu Ziqiao see those messy thoughts again in his heart!"

　　"You are everyone's best friend!" Chen Meijia and Hu Yifei said with a big smile.

　　Everyone is very excited!

　　so happy!

　　Su Ye smiled on the phone: "It's nothing, I will take care of the child with Zhuge Dali first, remember to get Ziqiao drunk over there!"

　　Hu Yifei assured: "Of course, it's up to us!"

　　Inside the apartment.

　　Su Ye and Zhuge Dali are taking care of the children.

　　Su Ye held Xiaoxiaobu in her arms, coaxing and patting Xiaoxiaobu's back very gently.

　　Zhuge Dali was very scared and hid aside.

　　Su Ye turned back and smiled: "Dali, you don't need to do this, the child is not an atomic bomb!"

　　Zhuge Dali said very cutely and loudly: "Atomic bombs have formulas and principles. Babies are much more scary, and they explode when they say they are bombed. Such a small body can cry like a chainsaw for hours on end, which is completely inconsistent with the law of conservation of energy. !"

　　Su Ye smiled and said: "How can it be so scary, you see how cute you cry, hug me!"

　　After speaking, prepare to hand over the child.

　　Unexpectedly, Zhuge Dali ducked three feet away and said loudly, "Don't come here, keep a safe distance of three meters!"

　　Su Ye raised his eyebrows and said loudly, "Believe it or not, I can make the child stop crying now!"

　　Zhuge Dali was shocked. Although he believed in Su Ye, he said slowly, "I don't believe it, unless you show it to me."

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　　Su Ye smiled, and now his child-raising skills are god-level.

　　For him, any child in his hands can be easily controlled by him.

　　Soon, Su Ye used some methods to coax Xiaoxiaobu, who soon stopped crying.

　　Su Ye wanted to put the child in Zhuge Dali's arms.

　　Zhuge hugged the child vigorously, feeling very shocked: "Wow, really, he doesn't cry anymore!"

　　Su Ye smiled and said, "Right, look at the cute children who don't cry."

　　Su Ye looked at Zhuge Dali and smiled.

　　Zhuge Dali turned his head to look at Su Ye, his eyes full of little stars.

　　"Su Ye, you are so amazing!"

　　But after a while, the child began to cry again.

　　Su Ye also shrugged, this is something that can't be helped, children are naturally fond of crying, and took the child back from Zhuge Dali's hand, coaxing the child and saying, "Don't cry, listen carefully to this cry, the cadence is loud and harsh. , I should be bored, I want to find someone to play with him!"

　　Zhuge Dali said in shock: "Su Ye, how do you know the child so well?"

　　Su Ye smiled and didn't speak, and slowly put the child back in the crib.

　　Whisper: "So comforted that you don't cry, lie down first."

　　Zhuge Dali was already a star with eyes full of stars. Looking at Su Ye, he whispered, "Su Ye, you are so gentle!"

　　A boy like Su Ye can do anything well and be so gentle to children.

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　　Who wouldn't like such a man?

　　Zhuge Dali asked Su Ye in shock, "Do you understand what he is saying?"

　　Su Ye said lightly: "Of course I will, what's so difficult about it, my skills in bringing up children are still good, I have the certificate of a first-level babysitter, and I took the test at random."

　　After speaking, Su Ye stretched out his hand and took out this certificate, and showed it to everyone.

　　Well, this certificate was obtained instantly when Su Ye gained the ability.

　　Of course, Su Ye also has this strength.

　　Zhuge Dali was shocked and said: "My God, my dear, I didn't expect you to be so versatile, you can even take children to this point!"

　　Su Ye smiled and said nothing.

　　Dali said: "As soon as I get close, the baby starts to cry. Did I do something wrong?"

　　Su Ye smiled and said, "Baby crying, it's not necessarily because you did something wrong, it's just his nature to cry."

　　With that said, Su Ye handed Zhuge Dali a toy.

　　Zhuge Dali tried to put the toy in front of the child to tease the child.

　　As a result, the child's cry became louder, and Zhuge Dali hurriedly ducked: "He's crying again."

　　Su Ye said lightly: "This cry has some kind of prayer in it. It's not too loud, not too small, not in a hurry, and the baby should be hungry!"

　　Zhuge Dali was confused: "You still understand baby language, can you teach me?"

　　Su Ye said lightly: "Of course I understand. Baby language is a very profound knowledge and needs to be taught by words and deeds slowly, but I can leave it to you now."

　　Su Ye taught Zhuge Dali a few simple skills. Zhuge Dali tried it on the baby and found that it was the case. He couldn't help but say in surprise, "Dear, so you are really amazing."

　　"So you really know how to bring children!"

　　Soon, Dali took care of the child by the side.

　　Su Ye answered Lu Ziqiao's call in the living room.

　　Lu Ziqiao asked worriedly, "Have you been breastfeeding your child?"

　　Su Ye said lightly, "You've only left for half an hour, and you've already called 5 times and inspected the video twice. Can you stop worrying about you!"

　　Then Chen Meijia's voice came from the side: "We discussed some names and couldn't make a decision. I'll send them to you, you can read them to the baby, and let the baby choose by himself!"

　　"He can't even control when he shits, how can he decide his name?" Su Ye laughed.

　　Chen Meijia said, "Just give it a try and choose whichever name the baby hears."

　　Su Ye was a little speechless: "I really convinced you, it's okay!"

　　After finishing speaking, Su Ye hung up the phone, listened to the name they sent, and handed it to Zhuge Dali.

　　He looked at it vigorously, and slowly said the names.

　　"First name: Lu Xiaochan!"

　　The child does not respond.

　　"Lu Wanruo!"

　　The child does not respond.

　　"Lu Ai's house!"

　　The child does not respond.

　　Su Ye smiled and said, "I didn't expect you to be quite demanding about your name?"