Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

　　Everyone quickly continued to turn around Xiaoxiaobu.

　　In today's apartment, in addition to Su Ye, Xiaobu is the eternal theme.

　　At the same time, Su Ye was also showing Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia how to properly take care of their children.

　　After Su Ye's explanation, everyone realized that the knowledge of raising children was so profound.

　　Can't help sighing: "Su Ye, you really know everything!"

　　Su Ye smiled and said, "Is it all for Xiaobu's health? What's this for?"

　　Lu Ziqiao also thanked: "Su Ye, thank you very much, I didn't expect you to do so much for our couple!"

　　Chen Meijia patted Lu Ziqiao angrily: "What's the use of Guangxie, I have to let the children recognize Su Ye as godfather in the future!"

　　Lu Ziqiao reacted and said quickly, "Yes, yes, you must recognize Su Ye as godfather!"

　　Su Ye smiled: "It's nothing, if the child wants to recognize me as a godfather, then I must make some preparations for the child."

　　At this time, Zhao Haitang suddenly said: "By the way, I wrote a prenatal education poem for my child, you can take it back and try it."

　　After he finished speaking, he handed over a piece of paper.

　　Chen Meijia curiously took over the prenatal education poem.

　　......

　　On this day, Zhuge Dali was sitting in the living room with Chen Meijia.

　　I only heard Chen Meijia say: "Baby, listen to Mommy!"

　　"Lu Chengjie got married, gave birth to a daughter and a daughter, and smiled like a little angel, and the shark sank to the bottom..."

　　Obviously, Chen Meijia is teaching children to read poetry.

　　Zhuge Dali was very speechless listening on the side.

　　Let's not listen to the poor quality of this poem, it must be from that guy Zhao Haitang.

　　Shocked: "It's too early to teach children to read poetry, and this poem sounds weird."

　　Chen Meijia said: "This is what Zhao Haitang wrote to Xiaobu. Now children's education must be caught early. Ziqiao and I have already discussed it. I am responsible for improving the child's IQ, and he is responsible for improving the child's emotional intelligence. , when the child grows up, the double quotient will definitely explode!"

　　At this moment, Lu Ziqiao walked in from the bedroom, holding a baby bottle, and poured the baby bottle on the back of his hand to test the temperature, and said, "The temperature is just right!"

　　After he finished speaking, he came over, put the bottle next to Xiaoxiaobu's mouth, fed Xiaoxiaobu with milk, and said, "Xiaoxiaobu, let's go to class while eating, okay? Dad taught you how to identify scumbags."

　　Zhuge Dali was speechless: "She doesn't even know mustard, so now you call her a scumbag?"

　　Lu Ziqiao said, "I'm the best at this!"

　　As we all know, Lu Ziqiao's scumbag history in the apartment is the first in history. No one is more scumbag than Lu Ziqiao!

　　It seems that it is very convenient for Lu Ziqiao to teach his children to recognize scumbags.

　　"I'm going to write him a scumbag identification manual, which will not only improve his emotional intelligence but also broaden his horizons."

　　Lu Ziqiao said proudly.

　　Chen Meijia urged, "Hurry up, feed your baby, and burp the baby later?"

　　Seeing Chen Meijia's tired expression, Lu Ziqiao said, "Go to sleep for a while, it's too hard to breastfeed in the middle of the night every day."

　　Chen Meijia said: "It's alright, I'm used to it, the baby is so cute, no matter how tired you are!"

　　Zhuge Dali said: "Scientific research shows that women's psychological and physical quality will be significantly improved after childbirth. As the saying goes, women are inherently weak, but mothers are strong!"

　　Chen Meijia said in surprise: "Then my IQ should have improved again?"

　　After finishing speaking, he broke his fingers and began to count: "One seven is seven, two seven forty-eight, thirty-eight... three-eight."

　　It seems that he can't go on: "The third is behind!"

　　"Really, my IQ has improved, my God, I'm so happy!" Chen Meijia looked surprised.

　　Zhuge Dali didn't know what to say.

　　With a bang, the door was pushed open, and Curry Sauce walked in: "I'm back!"

　　Holding some things and cooking vegetables in his hand, he said, "Sister Yifei asked me to bring the cooking vegetables!"

　　Chen Meijia said, "Hurry up and take it away, don't tempt me!"

　　The curry sauce said, "You've already unloaded, so you can eat whatever you want, right?"

　　Chen Meijia said, "Food that is too greasy will affect the milk, which is not good for the baby!"

　　Curry Sauce said, "Sister Meijia, you used to give me all the cosmetics, now I'm here to repay!"

　　After speaking, he handed a small gift box.

　　Chen Meijia opened the gift box in surprise, and said in surprise, "This color is so hard to buy!"

　　Inside the box is a small lipstick.

　　Finally, Chen Meijia looked at the baby and said in frustration, "But the baby is too young, I can't use it!"

　　The curry sauce pushed back again: "Baby can use it when he grows up!"

　　Lu Ziqiao said to Bao Bao, "Baby, don't take gifts from boys lightly, especially boys who give expensive gifts when they meet for the first time. For sure, you have no good intentions!"

　　Everyone was speechless, not knowing where he came from.

　　Zhuge stared at the things in Curry Sauce's hands vigorously, and was surprised: "Buying so many things? Curry Sauce, have you been paid?"

　　Curry Sauce nodded and said, "Although my level of earning is limited, I have a high level of spending, shopping for movies and eating steak!"

　　"The steak is delicious. That cow should have been massaged every day before it was alive, alas!"

　　"Miss Mika!"

　　Later, the curry sauce said to Chen Meijia: "You really should go out for a walk, there are a lot of discount activities recently, the cost price!"

　　Chen Meijia said in surprise: "Really!"

　　In the end, he looked frustrated again: "I'll forget it. I'm taking the retro route now, wearing last year's clothes and saving money to buy new clothes for Xiaobu!"

　　Seeing the curry sauce upstairs, Hu Yifei walked down, hurriedly mentioned the cooking, and said to Hu Yifei, "Sister Yifei, you usually criticize us for eating late-night snacks. Why did you break the precept today?"

　　Hu Yifei took over the cooking and said in a low voice, "It's not for me, it's for unscrupulous lawyers!"

　　At this time, Su Ye also came in from outside the living room and told Zhuge Dali a few things about the institute, and the two chatted happily.

　　But Zhuge Dali heard Hu Yifei's words and asked, "Unscrupulous lawyer, who is an unscrupulous lawyer?"

　　Hearing this, Hu Yifei shouted angrily, "Zhang Wei, get out and eat!"

　　Soon, a bloody storm broke out in the apartment.

　　Everyone was nervous.

　　Inside the apartment.

　　Hu Yifei threw four dishes on the table.

　　Snapped!

　　He said disdainfully, "Lawyer Zhang, these dishes are specially prepared for you!"

　　Obviously, there is murder in Hu Yifei's words.

　　On the opposite side of Zhang Wei, his expression was very ebullient: "Mr. Hu has a heart, do you feel that these dishes have an overtone?"

　　Yifei sneered, pointed to the four dishes in front, and said the first one: "Eat this dish, stir-fry pork tongue, remember to watch your mouth!"

　　"After eating this fried pork heart with stinky tofu, remember to die!"

　　Soon, Su Ye and the people in the apartment gathered around, staring at Hu Yifei and Zhang Wei at the dining table.

　　Zhang Wei was shocked: "Why are there so many onlookers?"

　　Chen Meijia said in surprise: "Oh, Supergirl vs. Pippi Shrimp, such an explosive scene is not often seen!"

　　After he finished speaking, he ran over with a pot of popcorn.

　　The curry sauce also said: "The smell of gunpowder between the two of them is so strong!"

　　Su Ye said with a faint smile: "I think this time, Zhang Wei and Hu Yifei may be facing each other, but who will win between the two of them is still unknown."

　　Zhuge Dali also smiled and said, "Su Ye, who do you think will win?"

　　Su Ye smiled and said, "Probably Zhang Wei. I think the reasonable side should win."

　　Obviously, both Su Ye and Zhuge Dali had heard about what happened between Zhang Wei and Hu Yifei.

　　The other people in the apartment, listening to the two of them, were dazed.

　　Don't know what they're talking about.

　　Zi Qiao said to the baby in the baby bar: "Baby, you are lucky, you can see such a big scene at such a young age, Zhang Wei dared to meet Hu Yifei, Dad taught you, this is called Hongmen Banquet!"

　　At the dining table, Hu Yifei continued.

　　"After eating this salted egg steamed salted fish, remember to be salty to the end, don't help!"

　　Hu Yifei said murderously to Zhang Wei: "If you dare to mess around, it will be like this white sugar tomato!"

　　Curry Sauce said very madly: "This is a beautiful image, like the Flaming Mountain with snow and snow. Sister Yifei wants to say, if he dares to mess around, she will send him to travel?"

　　Everyone was dumbfounded, does that really mean that?

　　At this moment, Hu Yifei turned his head, looked at the curry sauce and said, "It's very close to the correct answer."

　　"I mean, the old lady will reward you with a zhang red and send you to the West!"

　　Staring at Zhang Wei, he finished speaking.

　　After he finished speaking, he shoved his chopsticks into the dish.

　　Not to be outdone, Zhang Wei smiled slowly: "Thank you, Mr. Hu, for your concern, but I've decided to eat today's meal, and I'll take care of this matter!"

　　Everyone had no idea what was going on between them, but Zhang Wei picked up a plate of tomatoes and poured them into his mouth, like drinking liquor!

　　Soon, the tomatoes were eaten.

　　Su Ye smiled and said, "Zhang Wei is really crazy. With so much sugar, don't tomatoes panic?"

　　Zhuge Dali also laughed and said, "Zhang Wei's character, alas!"