Love Apartment: I Am Invincible
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Seeing this scene, Zhang Wei suddenly asked: "What if I take the wrong one? For example, if I order a cheap one, I get an expensive one.".
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Zhao Haitang said: "The weight of each bottle of wine is different, and it can identify whether you are taking advantage of it."
Zhang Wei's face was a little unsightly, and he said quickly, "Brother Wine Barrel!"
The robot turned towards him.
"I want matcha!"
Zhang Wei said.
The robot replied: "Your balance is insufficient, please recharge first!"
When everyone heard this, they all burst into laughter - got up.
Zhao Haitang also laughed: "It seems that in the eyes of the robot, lawyer Zhang's face is full of poor words."
Zhang Wei smiled, stretched out his hand to Zhao Haitang, and Haitang stretched out his body.
Zhang Wei quickly pressed Zhao Haitang's face in front of the robot and swept it.
The robot responded quickly: "Customer Zhao Haitang has paid!"
After opening the wine box, Zhang Wei quickly took a bottle of wine and said, "Thank you."
Zhao Haitang was speechless.
"Do you know?" The curry sauce pointed to the wine in Zhang Wei's hand and said, "This is called liqueur, also known as dessert wine. It has been softened and has a fragrant smell, sweet taste and bright colors."
Zhuge Dali said in surprise, "It's rare to hear that you have so much knowledge in your speech!"
Curry Sauce said: "I recently taught Wah to be incapable of other things, and I have learned a lot myself, such as..."
Curry sauce, took out a picture from his hand: "Lawyer Zhang, do you know what these two words mean?"
Zhang Wei looked at it for a long time and said lightly, "Mouse."
Zhao Haitang pointed at Zhang Wei disdainfully: "Illiterate!"
"These two words read "you", which means cockroach in the dialect!"
"For another example." Curry sauce said again: "Do you know what the computer's leg-warming foot warmer is called?"
Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "How can there be such a thing on the computer."
"It's that small cabinet that gets hot after being opened for a long time. It's called the chassis. Today is another day of knowledge!"
Curry paste said with a smile.
After everyone heard it, their faces were speechless, who didn't know the chassis?
At this moment, Xiao Hei ran over and shouted after seeing the curry sauce: "Curry sauce, what the hell did you do to the wattless? He now recognizes that the items are all rubbed with fluff!"
The curry sauce was a little confused and said, "What is Hu Qiu?"
Zhao Haitang explained: "It's you, who taught you two hundred and five!"
Xiao Hei said, "How on earth did you teach it?"
Curry sauce was silent: "I..."
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In fact, the way Curry Sauce teaches is very stupid. She doesn't understand many things herself, and the teaching method of robots tends to be more feminine.
After speaking, he slowly narrated to Xiao Hei, with an embarrassed expression on his face.
Xiao Hei was suddenly stunned: "You are too fond of one another. Even if you are not familiar with cars, you can label me BMW Mercedes-Benz. Even if you are proficient in cosmetics, you don't need to be all industry slang!"
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Curry Sauce whispered: "What's the best thing to remember about the brand of the car, not all four wheels, lipstick, essence lotion and body lotion are the most important, whether it can keep the age of 28 depends on them!"
Xiao Hei and Haitang were speechless.
Zhuge Dali asked, "You don't understand the brand of the car, right?"
Xiao Hei said: "Wa Shiba was originally going to evolve into the strongest robot, you'd better teach him to be ai's teacher Tony!"
"Looks like this job isn't for you!"
Curry sauce said miserably: "I can't even teach robots, I'd better go back to study, otherwise I'll have nothing to do!"
Xiao Hei sighed, got up and said, "I still have other work to do. Who of you would like to teach tile to be unable to identify items, and the salary is negotiable." Shan.
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Xiao Hei is actually very helpless. It's not that he doesn't want to help curry sauce, but curry sauce is indeed unsuitable for this job in some aspects.
Zhao Haitang immediately received: "Wan Wu, who is so small and exquisite, can really become the strongest robot?"
Obviously, Zhao Haitang is interested.
Xiao Hei said: "Theoretically speaking, Wawa can not only recognize objects, but also distinguish the voices of different people, and even perceive human emotions. You can think of it as a gifted child. How good is it? Teacher, he has a great future!"
Haitang immediately said, "Then I'll teach him, I'll just accumulate material for my novels, I don't want salary, and I know all the brands of cars, but I don't know anything about cosmetics!"
When Xiao Hei heard it, he excitedly said on the spot, "Then I'll leave it to you!"
"it is good!"
The two immediately reached an agreement.
Afterwards, Curry Sauce, who had run away halfway, returned to the apartment and sat on the sofa with a book full of English words. Curry Sauce read and said, "Apple, apple."
"Big Apple, iPad!"
"Oh no!"
"big apple!"
At this moment, Zhang Wei walked in from outside the door, sighing while supporting his waist.
Curry sauce asked in surprise: "What's wrong with you?"
Zhang Wei said, "Remember the case where the driverless car killed a selling robot?"
"I drove with the owner of the car to mediate early in the morning. As a result, the driverless car only drove two meters, and suddenly the system was upgraded."
"The doors are all locked, I was stuck in the car for more than two hours, my butt was numb!"
At this time, Zhang Wei had just finished speaking, and a voice came from a corner of the living room: "Two hours, you didn't go to the toilet."
The two were immediately startled, how could this voice sound a little familiar, and it was still an electronic sound.
"Lawyer Zhang's bladder is pretty good." Finally the voice said again.
When Zhang Wei heard this, he said angrily, "What do you mean, Zhao Haitang? What do you have to say to your face!"
Zhao Haitang walked out of the room.
As a result, the voice began to say again: "You can't see this, you need to admire the reading glasses, Grandpa Zhang!"
However, Zhao Haitang in front of her did not move her mouth.
Zhang Wei searched everywhere, but still could not find the source of the sound.
The voice said again: "Where are you looking? I'm here!"
Zhang Wei quickly turned his head and stared at Zhao Haitang 0 ..
Zhao Haitang still didn't speak.
Zhang Wei stared at Zhao Haitang suspiciously, and said, "It's too cruel, you actually learned ventriloquism in order to fight me!"
Haitang laughed: "It's not that I'm talking, it's that Wa is powerless!"
Zhang Wei was shocked: "Wa is powerless?"
Then the robot tile slowly walked out from under the sofa and said, "Yes, it's me!"
Curry sauce said in shock: "This guy has become a sperm?"
Zhao Haitang said on the spot, "Wa is unable to learn so fast. I taught him all night, and he understands everything now!"
After he finished speaking, he walked up to Wa Invincible and held it up.
Wa said to Zhao Haitang gratefully, "Thank you, Haitang bro, you have taught me a lot."
Zhang Wei was shocked: "Haitang bro, what the hell?"
Zhao Haitang said: "The two of us can talk very well, so we call it brothers."
Curry sauce asked suspiciously, "Why does he have the same voice as you?"
"Xiao Hei said that because the learning chip has a recording function, it recorded my voice."
Zhao Haitang said, Zhang Wei responded quickly and laughed: "Hey, can he learn to speak from me?".
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Haitang immediately took Wa Wu to Zhang Wei, but Wu Wu replied, "I have limited storage space, so I need to learn more meaningful content."
That is to say, Zhang Wei's voice is meaningless!
Outright contempt!
Zhang Wei suddenly looked helpless, and said unhappily: "It's not big, but the temper is not small, sing a song and learn to meow and listen to it!"
As a result, Watanabe said: "We don't sing this kind of old song after 20!"
Zhang Wei was stunned, so he had no choice but to say: "If you don't sing, the TV will sing for me!"
Immediately, he said to the smart TV in the living room 02: "Er Gouzi, I want to listen to "Learn to Meow"!"
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