Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

　　Lu Ziqiao became more and more frightened: "Okay, okay, I won't play anymore, I won't play anymore!"

　　"I'm better, I'm better, I'm really better!"

　　But Chen Meijia couldn't stop.

　　The two Zhao Haitang, who had just lost their bouquet, were peeking at this side next door.

　　Curry sauce said cautiously: "Be careful, don't let Sister Meijia find out!"

　　Zhao Haitang was holding a fishing rod and reached out to retrieve the bouquet.

　　"Be careful, don't break the flower!" said the curry paste.

　　Unexpectedly, Zhao Haitang accidentally brought the flowers downstairs, and the two were immediately stunned.

　　"Where did it fall?"

　　Zhao Haitang asked in horror.

　　"The leaves are so dense, I can't see clearly," said the curry paste!

　　Just then, a voice sounded: "What are you doing?"

　　Su Ye and Zhuge Dali walked in.

　　Curry sauce quickly smiled, and Zhao Haitang also said seriously: "We are discussing, what gift should we give the two couples?"

　　Zhuge Dali said, "Are you going to send fishing rods?"

　　Curry said: "The fishing rod, what a good meaning, it's getting higher and higher!"

　　Zhuge Dali said, "Isn't that a bamboo pole?"

　　Zhao Haitang said: "Giving bamboo poles is too common, and sending fishing rods can be recycled and used for low carbon and environmental protection!"

　　Su Ye nodded: "This gift is quite interesting."

　　"Where's Zhang Wei?"

　　The two quickly pointed to the living room.

　　Zhuge Dali and Su Ye walked back into the house.

　　"' ¨Then I'll go pick you up, go, hurry down and look for it!"

　　Curry Sauce said: "What's the use of going down to find it now, from such a high place, the bouquet has turned into a flower cake, you quickly think of a way, aren't you a superpower?"

　　Zhao Haitang said speechlessly, "When did I have superpowers?"

　　Curry sauce said: "The money of the banknote, the capacity of the banknote, hurry up and buy another one!"

　　Zhao Haitang said: "This is a bouquet that Sister Meijia has chosen from thousands of choices and ordered from overseas. (The promise is good) You will definitely not be able to buy ready-made flowers if you buy it now!"

　　Curry Sauce said, "Otherwise, we told Sister Mika that holding flowers was suicide."

　　Zhao Haitang was speechless: "Then she will definitely let you be buried with flowers!"

　　"Right, just say you are voluntary!"

　　"Go, hurry down and find it!"

　　After speaking, the two of them put away their fishing rods and hurried downstairs.

　　...

　　Zhang Wei walked around while chanting lines in the room, looking very nervous.

Chapter 287

　　At this time, Zhuge Dali and Su Ye walked in, and Su Ye said with a smile, "You better bring your hand card."

　　Zhang Wei said, "Ah, no, this is my best friend's wedding, and I want to give them a perfect speech!"

　　Su Ye said: "But according to this trend, you are likely to give them a finished speech!"

　　Zhang Wei said, "Su Ye, you are a great god. There must be a way to quickly improve your memory, right? Teach me."

　　Su Ye thought for a while and said, "I can teach you how to quickly memorize the number one mana, making up a story!"

　　"You close your eyes and follow my instructions."

　　Zhang Wei nodded quickly, and Su Ye said, "My elders, my relatives and friends, and my friends from the Loving Friends Apartment, today we are gathered together to witness the sweet moment of the two newcomers. What is the picture in your mind now?"

　　Zhang Wei said: "It was the wedding scene of Guan Gu and Youyou. Although I watched the live web video at the time, I was still moved to tears. The tissue was borrowed by Zhao Haitang."

　　Su Ye said: "Connect this picture to what I just read, so that I can remember the content of the speech when the picture appears."

　　Zhang Wei tried it, and said in surprise: "Oh, it's useful, I seem to remember the first sentence!"

　　Su Ye said: "Each sentence is now bound to a picture, and all the pictures form a story. This is the memory method of storytelling. We continue to have our best friend by our side and our favorite person opposite. Do you have a picture?"

　　Zhang Wei hurriedly said: "Yes, I saw the picture of seeing Zi Qiao for the first time. I will never forget the toilet and the picture with Teacher Zeng. To help him buy time, I ate one. Only crayfish, the next is the picture of me and my friends watching the underwear show!"

　　Su Ye said speechlessly: "Don't say this kind of hobby, Dali is still nearby."

　　Zhuge Dali, who was next to him, quickly turned his head away.

　　Zhang Wei said: "I also saw the picture of me meeting you for the first time."

　　Su Ye smiled lightly: "Don't think too much about the picture, choose your favorite binding speech."

　　Zhang Wei nodded: "My favorite is definitely the picture with you, Su Dashen."

　　Su Ye was almost speechless, and walked out of the room with great force.

　　...

　　Here, in Zeng Xiaoxian's house, Hu Yifei is sitting in the living room, pouting in distress.

　　Suddenly there was a shout: "I thought of it!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian rushed in from outside the room and said, "I want Yoyo to find 100 group performances to create momentum, all 30 men are crying, please don't marry, 30 women, all rush forward, please don't. Marry, the remaining 40 men and women are not limited, all of them will be bodyguards, and take turns to blast 30 men and 30 women out.

　　Hu Yifei was speechless: "We are getting married and not opening an Internet celebrity dessert shop. Why do we hire so many childcare?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said, "It's not going to work, that's not going to work, what are you going to do?"

　　Hu Yifei smiled: "Do you still remember the wedding of Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu 10 years ago, when I was the chief director and you were the host, and we were so noisy as we are now."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Remember, I made a wedding plan a week in advance at that time."

　　"I don't think your plan is suitable for that wedding." Hu Yifei said.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said: "You say I am not professional, I say you are messing around."

　　Hu Yifei said: "It's been 10 years, how come we haven't made any progress?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian smiled: "Who said we didn't make progress, I got married at an early age..."

　　Hu Yifei's face instantly turned cold, and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately changed his tune. .

Chapter 288

　　"I mean, we finally got married, Zi Qiao and Mei Jia have children, Guan Gu and Youyou are together, Zhan Bo and Ma Yun have met again, Yu Mo's career is getting bigger and bigger, and even Zhang Wei has opened a law firm. So, isn't this all progress? We have all found our purpose in life."

　　Hu Yifei said: "So, I want to have a wedding worthy of the love apartment, not a wedding with the crowd, I want a good wedding, you watch more dramas than I do, those famous TV drama weddings are all how's it going."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said, "I think about it."

　　Later, Zeng Xiaoxian talked about a wedding scene from Friends.

　　Hu Yifei said: "It's touching and reasonable, but it's a little sad."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said: "This is the wedding scene of Friends. If we do the same, we will definitely be complained to death."

　　Hu Yifei said: "Otherwise, we won't learn this. Is there a warmer wedding scene?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Yes."

　　After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone and showed Hu Yifei a wedding scene of the British royal family getting married. Hu Yifei nodded after reading it, it was really better.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said: "This is the scene of the British royal family getting married. It's a big scene, but we can't compare it, and I don't recommend studying it!"

　　Hu Yifei said: "Is there something that is both warm and special?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Yes!"

　　After Zeng Xiaoxian talked about a wedding scene in a famous TV series, Hu Yifei said, "This is also not good, it does not meet my expectations!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless: "There are only so many normal wedding routines, what can I do?"

　　Hu Yifei said: "I don't want to learn other people's weddings, we can go our own way by combining our own advantages."

　　"Your own advantages?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while: "Zhang Wei's advantages are particularly obvious. One word is miserable."

　　Hu Yifei also laughed when she heard this: "A farewell bachelor party, Zhang Wei changed from a prospective groom to a bachelor."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said: "My advantages are also obvious. One word... Gao Fu Shuai!"

　　Hu Yifei was suddenly speechless: "I can bear with Gao and Shuai, what's the matter with Fu?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said, "I won five million, okay?"

　　Hu Yifei said disdainfully, "Zi Qiao only used two parties to turn you into a negative asset."

　　"I mean, we really love to have parties. No matter how big it is, no party can't solve it."

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　　Hu Yifei fell into his memories and said: "If there are, then two, if not, then three. At that time, Zhang Wei spent money to hold three parties in a row, and finally Ziqiao collapsed!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said: "You say, why do we love to have parties so much? Is it our advantage to have parties?"

　　"Yes." Hu Yifei smiled: "Party!"

　　"No, you're having a party at the wedding?"

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　　Zeng Xiaoxian was instantly surprised.