Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

With Nanfeng's final comeback, the score between the red and blue teams was now tied at one to one.

Everyone was sitting uneasily in their seats watching Yifei and Meijia whispering. Although they could not hear the conversation between the two, just by looking at Meijia's startled face, everyone's heart was fluctuating violently with Meijia's expression.

"Nan Feng, what are they talking about?" Zi Qiao asked, poking at Nan Feng.

Nanfeng just made a cross on his mouth with his finger.

A person like him who can hear everything can still thrive in a shared apartment because he knows how to shut up and pretend to be confused.

Yifei obviously didn't want others to hear what they were talking about, so how could she talk so much and talk casually.

Zi Qiao was not angry even if Nan Feng encountered a soft nail. He came over with a smile and said: "Nan Feng, I want to ask you a favor..."

"Let it go." Nan Feng knew without even thinking that Zi Qiao wasn't holding anything good in his stomach.

Zi Qiao asked expectantly: "I'm going to stay in your suite tonight...can I bring my girlfriend back to spend the night tonight?"

"Impossible, don't even think about it!" Nanfeng refused decisively, "Although my bedroom is decorated with the best sound insulation materials, if you did that in my suite, if I got up to go to the toilet, I wouldn't have heard everything. .”

Zi Qiao didn't care: "It sounds like you usually hear about people spending the night upstairs and downstairs. I remember that 3703 is shared by two couples. How about the two couples upstairs who stay longer on average?"

Nanfeng threatened: "If you really want to bring the girl back, that's fine. If you bring her back tonight, I'll tell everyone the next day that you won't do it. Do you think they believe you or me?"

"Then forget it." Zi Qiao shuddered.

This is no longer a question of who everyone believes. If they have the opportunity to make fun of themselves, will they still refuse?

While Nanfeng and Ziqiao were chatting, Yifei finally finished explaining everything to Meijia, and the two of them ran to Curry Sauce and Wanyu respectively and said something in their ears.

"Removing makeup?"

Wanyu asked in confusion: "Why?"

"Anyway, just listen to me. Is it possible that I can still harm you?" Meijia patted her chest and reassured Wanyu.

"Okay." Wanyu stood up and took the curry sauce and walked towards the sink.

Not long after, Wanyu and Curry Sauce walked out hand in hand after taking off their makeup.

Wanyu is naturally beautiful and has used the best skin care products and cosmetics since she was a child. Of course, her makeup is impeccable.

Although she used Dabao for curry sauce before, she is better because she is young. The collagen of a sixteen-year-old can beat all skin care products.

Moreover, she doesn't wear much makeup at this age. Apart from her natural rye-colored skin, she is quite capable of wearing no makeup.

On the entire sixth floor, they are the only ones who can be so generous and bare-faced, whereas Yifei and Meijia would have to put on moisturizer and sunscreen no matter what.

After all, time is not forgiving.

"Well..." Meijia looked at it for a while and said, "We can set off after you are quarantined again."

Wan Yu instantly became alert: "You asked us to remove our makeup first and then put us in isolation?"

As we all know, isolation is the preparation before putting on makeup, combined with Meijia and Yifei’s previous behavior of asking them to remove their makeup.

Wanyu was too scared to think too much.

"Wanyu, can I still trick you?" Meijia said pitifully.

Wanyu hesitated, but she still believed in Meijia.

At this time, Guangu speculated in a low voice: "The next test is a physical test. You don't need to think about it to know that it is physical exercise.

"Meijia asked you to remove your makeup because she is afraid that it will be bad for your skin. She probably put you in isolation to protect yourself from ultraviolet rays."

Sekiya raised his head confidently and asked: "Mika, are we going to have a physical test outdoors later?"

"Yeah." Meijia just nodded.

Wanyu was even more hesitant now. She didn't believe Guangu's reasoning.

But Sekiya's reasoning is really reasonable, and Mika also nodded, so there shouldn't be anything wrong, right?

Why don't you trust Guan Gu again?

She sighed and took the curry paste back to her room to isolate herself.

After the two were quarantined, Meijia took everyone to the next destination, while Yifei stayed at home to prepare for the next test.

…

Sheshan is the only natural mountain resort in Shanghai, and it is also the destination for Meijia and her party.

"A big watermelon, cut in half with one knife, half for you, half for him..."

Meijia was in a bad Tai Chi posture. She turned to look at the stunned people behind her and urged: "Why don't you do it with me? Warm-up exercises are very necessary."

Nan Feng lowered his head and suppressed a smile, barely able to see.

If my Tai Chi skills were like this when I was a kid, my old man would beat him into a big watermelon!

"Meijia, why don't we do some warm-up exercises by ourselves." Zhan Bo has never practiced Tai Chi, but when he was a child, he saw that his elder sister had practiced a lot, so he still has a good taste, "It's such a cold day, we are cutting watermelons here. People will laugh to death.”

Meijia thought about it and nodded in agreement: "Then let's warm up quickly. Yifei is still waiting for us at home... Teacher Zeng, the eyebrow dance shouldn't be considered a warm-up exercise."

So everyone started their regular warm-up exercises.

After the warm-up exercise, Meijia said: "What we have to do next is the physical test...and the beauty test."

"Nani?" Everyone exclaimed, especially Wan Yu and Curry Sauce, who were a little unable to stand when they heard the test of beauty.

Meijia continued to explain: "The physical test and the beauty test are conducted at the same time, but the points are calculated separately. The content of the physical test is quite simple. Everyone climbs from the bottom of the mountain to the top, and the team with the shortest average time wins.

"Attention, the physical test has a very, very important requirement: you can walk slowly, or even race with a turtle, but you just can't stop. Once you stop, the entire team will lose.

"I will give each of you a small black high-tech watch later. It will monitor whether you have stopped moving while climbing.

"As for the test of beauty..."

Meijia clasped her hands together, pouted at Wanyu and Curry Sauce and said cutely: "The car we drove in Yifei had two identical cosmetic cases, and the cosmetics inside were the same.

"The three men in your team have to put makeup on the women in the team while climbing. The makeup time is the climbing time of the girls in the team. The team with the best makeup wins."

Curry paste: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Wanyu: "!!!"

"Why is it that the test of beauty involves makeup, and men still have to put makeup on women!!!" Wan Yu roared.

Nanfeng smiled dryly and said: "After all, the adventure of the brave was originally designed as a test to welcome the bride. Maybe Yifei set up this test to let the groom realize how hard-won a girl's beauty is."

"It makes sense... But we are not the bride and groom, so why are Curry Sauce and I the unlucky ones?" Wanyu looked at Ziqiao, Zhanbo and Xiaoxian with her last expectation, "How are your makeup skills? ?”

The three of them looked at each other: "Hehehe..."

Now Wanyu's heart was completely dead.

She looked at Meijia with resentment on her face: "Didn't you say you wouldn't cheat us?"

"Yeah, I definitely won't trick you." Meijia said with an apologetic look, "But the idea came from Yifei and has nothing to do with me. I'm just a pitiful, weak and helpless little referee."

Wanyu covered her chest with a smile and said, "Hehehe..."

I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have believed in Meijia from the beginning, let alone Sekiya's reasoning!

"Last question." Wan Yu stretched out her hand weakly: "Is it too late for me to quit now?"

"What do you think?"

Meijia said sympathetically: "If you quit now, you will lose two points directly."

Zi Qiao was shocked and looked at Wanyu with a flattering look on his face: "Dear Wanyu, you will definitely not leave us alone so unfaithfully, right?"

Wanyu looked at the three men who were about to put makeup on her face and were now looking at her with pleading eyes. She could only nod her head resignedly.

[Feifei, from today on you are no longer my best sister! 】

【snort! 】

It was also made up, but the curry sauce didn't feel like anything.

Facing the looks from Guan Gu and her senior brother, she just grinned and said, "Let's have another big meal."

"The three of us will give you an extra meal each."

"Thank you, boss!" Curry Sauce happily gestured with OK.

It's just putting makeup on your face, it's not like using a knife on your face. No matter how ugly it is, and I can’t see it myself, it’s better to have a few more big meals.

I'm such a clever little guy.

…

With everything in place, this unprecedented mountaineering makeup competition officially begins.

Xiaoxian, who had no makeup experience, took the lead on his short legs, while the rest of the group walked slowly.

Climbing is not difficult, and makeup is not too difficult, but you have to put makeup on girls while climbing...

This is no longer a question of difficulty. Isn’t this a complete lunacy?

"Guan Gu, you should set off first, as long as my senior brother and I are here." Nanfeng said.

Anyway, none of the three men can put on makeup, so only two men need to be left to cooperate. One is responsible for carrying the makeup box and handing over the makeup, and the other is responsible for applying makeup to the curry sauce.

Sekiya looked at his wheelchair and hesitated: "What speed should I use to get up?"

"Of course, the faster, the better. We calculate the average time."

Sekiya nodded solemnly: "Okay, it's time for everyone to see the speed of Akina Yamamoto."

Nanfeng's expression froze, and he felt as if he had said the wrong thing.

"Guan Gu, this is Sheshan Mountain, not Qiu Ming Mountain." Curry Sauce said.

Guan Gu suddenly became nervous when he heard the word Sheshan: "Snake Mountain? Are there snakes everywhere here?"

Nanfeng explained: "The She in Guangu and Sheshan is the She of Taijun She."

"Snake, Taijun?" Although Guan Gu didn't understand why there were Japanese snakes in China, he still patted his wheelchair and said, "It doesn't matter, with this black technology wheelchair here, I will kill people if I block it, and kill the snake if I block it." .”

"It doesn't matter if a snake gets in the way and kills the snake, but if a person gets in the way of someone, kills someone..."

Before Curry Sauce finished speaking, he heard Guangu say: "Everyone, I'm about to set off. Just wait for the magical good news from Snake Mountain Car God Guan Gu!"

As he spoke, Sekiya put on the seat belt of the wheelchair and pressed a button at the bottom of the fixed armrest. A baffle on the fixed armrest was opened, and a bright red button appeared inside the baffle.

As Sekiya slammed the red button, the originally ordinary black-tech wheelchair made a sound like an artificial intelligence.

[The full power of the Flying Star Wheelchair has been turned on. I am the intelligent assistant AI tail flame, and I am about to enter the super sprint mode. 】

【3, 2, 1. 】

【GO!】

Guangu's wheelchair made a roar like a sports car. The next moment, the wheelchair took Guangu to start at a speed of 70 miles, and it continued to accelerate.

[Music is on...]

[The speed is seventy miles, and the mood is free. 】

【Hope the destination is the sea of ​​​​love. 】

【……】

In the shocked eyes of Nanfeng and others, the Flying Star Wheelchair disappeared in front of them with a perfect drift.

"Guan Gu!" Several people shouted worriedly.

Nan Feng even cursed in a rare way: "Xiao Hei is such a fucking lunatic. He actually made a wheelchair with a racing function when he had nothing to do!"

"Forget it about racing, but his destination won't really be the sea, right?" Zi Qiao shuddered.

"Bah, bah, bah!" everyone yelled angrily.

…

Zeng Xiaoxian just ran for a while and was already out of breath. He could only move slowly: "I can't do it anymore... I really need to exercise more.

"Next time, next time I will definitely exercise more!"

Just as he was breathing heavily, habitually thinking about the next time, he heard music whistling past his ears.

【Running with the wind, freedom is the direction. 】

【Chasing the power of thunder and lightning. 】

【……】

Xiaoxian looked at the wheelchair passing by and almost fell over.

What did he just see?

Is that a wheelchair?

Racing! ! !

I'm coming.

I thought about the subsequent plots and found that there will be many plots with music in the future. In such chapters, I usually try to have more words in the lyrics, not counting everyone's points.

Just like it is now, so the pigeon is not counting the words in the water.

Today is January 20th, which is Nanfeng’s birthday. If he really existed, he would be thirty-one years old now.

Then wish Xiao Nanfeng, or Lao Nanfeng a happy birthday.

Only an ending that is warm and happy enough can be worthy of someone as bright and brilliant as you.

Nanfeng Nanfeng will grow up quickly and conquer the world without illness or disaster.

Your friend sweet potato pigeon.