Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Eh?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked down at his arms of different lengths and realized for the first time that he still had this shortcoming.

Yu Mo bumped Yifei's shoulder with his head: "It's really terrible. The ratio of the upper and lower body is already out of balance, but the result is that one of the arms is longer and the other is shorter."

If she had known that styling Teacher Zeng would be such a tricky task, she should have just left it to Zi Qiao.

Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian teasingly: "I originally thought you were just mean and different from normal people, but I didn't expect that your body structure was also abnormal.

"It doesn't matter that a tall man of 1.82 meters has short legs, but he actually has long arms."

Zeng Xiaoxian desperately tried to stretch his left arm, which was obviously shorter, but until his face turned red, the two arms still maintained a gap of half a fist in length.

He shouted angrily: "It's all your fault, Hu Yifei. If you hadn't dislocated my arm three times, how could my two arms be different in length!"

Faced with Zeng Xiaoxian's accusation, Yifei felt a little guilty: "You can't blame me for that. Danyidou is originally a passive skill, and it pursues physical instinct over consciousness.

"This is my defense mechanism. How can I control it so easily if I want to?"

"Then what should we do!" Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry but had no tears.

Yifei, who was simple and rude, suddenly had a great idea: "Before, I only twisted your left arm. How about I try twisting your right arm? Maybe I can adjust it so that the two arms are the same length." ?”

"Can you control it with precision?"

"How is it possible? Do you think I can split my muscles and my hands?" Yifei rolled her eyes at Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian stepped back repeatedly: "Then what if you accidentally make my right arm shorter than the left?"

"Um..." Yifei said weakly, "Then twist your left arm again?"

"Go to hell!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stepped back as soon as he thought about the possibility of Yifei twisting both arms into short and thick twists; "Stay away from my arms!"

"Okay, okay."

Although Yifei didn't know whether Zeng Xiaoxian's long and short arms had anything to do with her, she wouldn't want to irritate Zeng Xiaoxian at this time.

"Ruined."

Xiaoxian cried and said: "I am a public figure. If my fans find out that my arms are different in length and attack me in the future, then I will not live anymore."

Yu Mo comforted him: "Teacher Zeng, I don't think you need to worry about this problem at all."

"You have a solution? Great!" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to rush directly in front of Yu Mo.

"No, it's because your short legs are already obvious enough. If anti-fans want to attack you, they don't need to take a closer look to see if you have long or short hands."

Zeng Xiaoxian: (╯□╰)!

Meijia took out a lollipop from somewhere and put it in her mouth, and said inarticulately: "Teacher Zeng, you don't even have many fans now, why would you want to go to a place as far away as black fans?"

"What do you know? Xian (Xian) Yu also has dreams." Zeng Xiaoxian was still unconvinced and tried to align his two arms again.

Seeing that the veins on his forehead were swollen and his eyes were about to pop out, Nanfeng hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Okay, don't dislocate your shoulders later..."

Nanfeng patted Xiaoxian's shoulder gently and said, "Teacher Zeng, you don't have to worry too much about the fact that the two arms are not the same... maybe it's a sign?"

"sign?"

Everyone was puzzled as to what kind of sign this could be.

Nanfeng nodded: "Yes, it's a sign.

"As we all know, there have been many heroes from ancient times to the present who have unusual appearances. For example, Xiang Yu was born with double pupils, Liu Bang had seven holes facing the sky, Liu Bei had his ears above his shoulders and his hands above his knees, Sima Yi looked at the wolf as a wolf...

“In ancient times, such people were often called born with different appearances, which was a sign given by God.

“This sign indicates that they are born extraordinary and destined to stand at the forefront of the times and achieve great things.

"Teacher Zeng, your current situation may be because you were born with strange appearance. Is it a sign from God?"

[In his inner world, Nanfeng shrugged. 】

[I know what I said is very nonsense, but I can’t let Teacher Zeng be so entangled and depressed all the time. 】

[A person like Zeng Xiaoxian who cares about his public image suddenly discovered that his body proportions were wrong in every aspect when he needed to change his appearance the most... I was embarrassed to tell Teacher Zeng that even his head was bigger than others. 】

[In short, if this matter is not resolved, he will definitely be chattering for several days. By then, our apartment will not be in peace. 】

[Not to mention that with Teacher Zeng’s current state, there is no way he can continue the transformation of the wise man. If he cannot attract sponsorship, he will be at the bottom again this year. 】

[Although feudal superstition is undesirable, it works. 】

"Really or not." Zeng Xiaoxian was dubious, "My short legs and my arms are of different lengths, can they be considered to be born with different appearances?"

Xiao Xian wanted to believe what Nan Feng said, but he was also a master of history, and this kind of feudal superstition was not recommended.

"Short legs, this is called a slender upper body.

“As the saying goes: The upper body is long and blessed, and the lower body is long and busy.

"You are born to be a blessed person. Your blessings last forever and you turn misfortune into good fortune."

When Yu Mo saw Nan Feng talking eloquently to Xiao Xian, she asked the two people next to her in a low voice, "Is Nan Feng trying to fool Teacher Zeng?"

Yifei and Meijia nodded in unison.

"But what he said is too outrageous!" Yu Mo curled his lips, "Can anyone really be deceived by such a lie?"

Meijia covered her mouth and whispered: "Zi Qiao said that it is never lies that can deceive people, but the desire of the person being deceived.

"As long as Teacher Zeng has this desire, he will take the bait."

Zeng Xiaoxian was thoughtful when he heard Nanfeng's words, and then he suddenly realized: "Yes, there are celebrities in history who have long upper bodies and short lower bodies, such as Sun Quan.

"When Liu Bei saw Sun Quan for the first time, he said: Sun Quan's chariots and cavalry are both superior and inferior, and it is difficult for them to dismount. I cannot see him again.

"So this is ah."

Meijia pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian who was deceiving himself: "Let me tell you, Teacher Zeng will take the bait."

“For the first time, this illiterate person showed off his master’s degree in history, but it turned out that he was using it to deceive himself… I finally know why so many master’s and doctoral students have been deceived.”

Yifei muttered disdainfully, but did not try to expose Nanfeng's lies.

Xiaoxian asked expectantly: "What does it mean that the two arms are different in length?"

"Um... look, what do you call two arms in a ladder shape?

"This is called getting higher every day."

Nanfeng said seriously: "This means that your career is improving all the way, and it is getting better and better. What a good sign.

"Teacher Zeng, don't doubt it, you are born with different traits and you are going to achieve great things.

"Of course, your abnormality is much different from the double pupils mentioned just now. Coupled with the restrictions of this era, there is definitely no chance of being crowned king or prime minister.

"But my career is rising steadily, and becoming a famous TV host will definitely not be a problem."

"Is it such an exaggeration..."

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was filled with joy. He unconsciously tightened his legs and his whole body swayed with his lustful laughter.

Seeing that this bitch began to swell again, Yifei began to pour cold water on him: "Don't be too proud, Liu, Guan, and Zhang are all born with different personalities, and they only have a family fortune in middle age.

"The Overlord is powerful enough, why didn't he commit suicide in Wujiang River?

"If you don't work hard, it will be useless no matter how good you are."

Zeng Xiaoxian was so stimulated by Yifei's sarcastic remarks that he felt that what she said was indeed reasonable.

"Yes, yes, sponsoring is the most important thing now."

He looked at Yu Mo, narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Yu Mo..."

"Teacher Zeng, I'm trying to help you think of a solution.

"Fortunately, this suit was chosen based on your longer arm. I just need to help you pick out cufflinks to complete the cuffs.

"By the way, I will also help you choose other accessories such as bow ties and brooches."

Yu Mo looked up at the shopping guide and said, "Hello, I'm very satisfied with this outfit. Where are the accessories in the store?"

The shopping guide who was in charge of welcoming them at the beginning stood up and said, "Hello, the accessories area is in this direction. I'll take you there."

Yu Mo and Xiao Xian followed closely behind the shopping guide. Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly thought of something and turned around to instruct Hu Yifei.

"Remember to take the clothes and pants from the fitting room for me. I still have my phone in my coat."

Yifei pointed at herself in surprise. She looked at Meijia and Nanfeng: "Is he instructing me?"

Meijia and Nanfeng nodded.

"This guy wants to rebel."

Yifei curled her lips, but still went to help Zeng Xiaoxian get clothes.

Meijia, on the other hand, couldn't wait to lead Nanfeng to take pictures.

"Take pictures, take pictures! Handsome guy, handsome..."

"Sorry, she is quite excited." Nan Feng apologized to the startled shopping guide ladies.

He teased Meijia, who was starting to go crazy again: "If you keep being so excited, I won't cooperate with you."

Meijia smiled sheepishly at Nanfeng and made a shut-up gesture.

"Then let's take pictures quickly."

"It's okay to take pictures, but do you feel like something is missing?" Nanfeng touched his nose, feeling something was wrong.

Meijia didn't react for a while: "What else can be missing?"

The two looked at each other and spoke in unison with their eyes widened.

"Sauce elbow!"