Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 293 Salted Egg Superman Zeng Xiaoxian
Facing the eager gazes of the three people, Yifei said in a voice as thin as a mosquito's fly: "I asked Zhanbo to create a webpage for Zeng Xiaoxian, and also modified the Baidu Encyclopedia."
As soon as Yifei finished speaking, Nanfeng had already taken out his mobile phone and searched for relevant information online.
Nanfeng, who is good at using Internet searches, can only compete with Youyou, who loves to gossip and look up people's information.
"Zeng Xiao Xian……"
Nan Feng subconsciously wanted to read out this information, but he just started and was speechless.
Guan Gu and Zhang Wei looked at Nanfeng longingly, and Zhang Wei urged: "Nanfeng, you should continue to read."
Seeing that Nan Feng still had no reaction, Guangu took Nan Feng's cell phone and read out.
"Zeng Xiao Xian……"
Sekiya's eyes widened. He took off his glasses and wiped them carefully to make sure he saw correctly before continuing.
"Zeng Xiaoxian... on the night of his birth, a god illuminated the room, and on the evening of the same day, dew fell on the tomb tree."
Since Guangu didn't understand the meaning of this sentence at all, he read it word by word very slowly.
Zhang Wei turned his head to take a look and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Good guy, the birth visions from the sky have come out, why don't we have some famous scenes of purple energy coming from the east and the dragon appearing?
"Yifei, you want Teacher Zeng to rise up and start a restoration!"
Yifei gave Zhang Wei a strong look, while Zeng Xiaoxian just smiled helplessly.
"Don't worry, I haven't finished reading yet."
Guan Gu continued to read: "You can read a thousand words at the age of three, memorize Tang poems at the age of five, read the Four Books and Five Classics by the age of seven, and be proficient in poetry and poetry at the age of eight."
“At the age of fifteen, he was admitted to the youth class of Tsinghua University. At the age of twenty, he graduated with double doctorates in philosophy and history. At the age of twenty-two, he refused Tsinghua’s offer to stay and traveled around the world alone.
"At the age of twenty-four, I decided to join the new media industry, trying to use my knowledge and ideas to guide those confused teenagers..."
Sekiya muttered in disbelief: "Oh my God."
He could finally see that Yifei was not trying to make Teacher Zeng rise up and start a restoration.
She clearly wants to make Teacher Zeng a god!
Zhang Wei's dark face was now red from suppressing his laughter: "Teacher Zeng, now we are blind to the mountains.
"But you are already proficient in classics and history at the age of twelve. How come you were only admitted to the Tsinghua Youth Class at the age of fifteen?"
Zeng Xiaoxian, a narcissistic person like him, could only cover his face in shame: "Don't ask me, I don't know anything!"
"That's because Teacher Zeng has other things to do."
Guangu twitched the corners of his lips and continued: "In 2000, Zeng Xiaoxian won the championship in free fighting for the first time in Southeast Asia.
"In 2001, he defeated the Japanese kendo master Yuichiro Sekiya... Nani?"
Sekiya looked at Yifei: "Why didn't I know that there is a kendo master named Yuichiro Sekiya in Japan?"
Yifei spread his hands: "Who told me that I only know you as a Japanese, so of course I subconsciously used the surname Guangu."
Zhang Wei patted Guan Gu on the shoulder and urged: "Oh, don't worry about these details, just continue talking."
Sekiya thought for a while and continued: "Then for three consecutive years, he defeated all Japanese karate masters and won the All-Japan Free Fighting Championship.
"Nickname: Xiandan Superman!"
Nanfeng and Zhang Wei were silent for a while.
Yifei is basically bullying her parents for not watching "Lord of Destruction".
Zhang Wei murmured to himself: "Now I finally understand what Teacher Zeng was doing at the age of twelve to fifteen. He is such a virtuous superman who is capable of both literature and martial arts!"
Nanfeng was really shocked by Yifei's operation: "Yifei, is the background you made up for Teacher Zeng too exaggerated?"
Zeng Xiaoxian agreed very much: "You can imagine how stressed I was when I came to the door yesterday."
"You will be motivated only when you are under pressure. I have known you for so long, and yesterday was the best time I have seen your acting skills."
Yifei said confidently: "And I think there is nothing wrong with what I made up. There are so many great god-level figures in the world, and their resumes are even more exaggerated than this, okay?
"Look at this identity and background, you need both literary talent and literary talent, and you need force and force. If there was such a person in reality, I would definitely fall in love with him."
Seeing everyone looking at her with very strange looks, Yifei said helplessly: "I can't help it.
"You all know my criteria for choosing a mate. My man must be smarter than me or stronger than me. Otherwise, what will he do to conquer me?"
She pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Which one of the above do you think Zeng Xiaoxian meets?"
"My brother Xian is more or less smarter than you..."
Before Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he saw Nanfeng and the other three shaking their heads without thinking.
This time his face turned completely black.
"Hey, do you need to look down on me so much?"
Zeng Xiaoxian protested: "In terms of academic qualifications, I'm no worse than Yifei. Why do you think I'm not as smart as Yifei?"
Zhang Wei put his arms around Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders and comforted him: "Teacher Zeng, you are actually very smart.
"It's just that Yifei is a succubus with comprehensive moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical development... a Valkyrie. We ordinary people really don't need to compare with her."
"But……"
Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to say something else, but was directly interrupted by Hu Yifei.
"But what!
"Zeng Xiaoxian, you have seen it, the eyes of the masses are sharp. I am better than you, and there is no doubt, no doubt, and everyone expects me to be better."
Hu Yifei raised her head proudly, and then said confidently.
"So for a guy like Zeng Xiaoxian who is not as smart as me, not as strong as me, and has average looks, I have to have a reason for choosing him as my boyfriend.
"Otherwise, my parents would have thought that I had become a psychopath while working as a college counselor, and even my aesthetics had been downgraded."
"Hu Yi Fei!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was instantly furious. He actually pointed at Yifei's nose and said, "You said I'm not as smart or as strong as you, so I just tolerated it.
"But you actually said that my brother Xian looks ordinary!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said coquettishly: "My colleagues in the station all call me Xiao Kaneshiro Takeshi and Xiao Wu Yanzu, okay?"
"Yeah?
"If you are able, you could introduce me to that colleague whose aesthetics is a mess." Hu Yifei mocked disdainfully.
"you!"
"Xian'er~"
With a gentle face, Yifei put her hand on Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder, and then touched his eyebrows slightly.
"Actually, to be fair, you look... pretty good, but the wretchedness between your eyebrows has greatly affected your appearance.
"And people with small eyes like yours really don't suit my taste. Let me tell you..."
She pointed to Zhang Wei aside and said with a hint of regret: "I still prefer Zhang Wei's appearance with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He looks very decent at first glance."
It's a pity that Zhang Wei is not as smart as himself, not as strong as himself, and thirdly, because of his stinginess, it's okay to be a friend, but it's really not fun to be a boyfriend.
Yifei had no intention of spending the man's money, but she just couldn't bear to see this stingy attitude.
Zhang Wei was flattered and pointed at himself when he heard this.
He never expected that among the many handsome guys in the love apartment, Yifei would be the one who liked him the most.
Although it is not a good thing to be favored by the female devil, it at least proves that one is excellent.
You must know that ordinary people can't get into Yifei's eyes at all.
You think so, Teacher Zeng?
[Zeng Xiaoxian: Get out~]
Zhang Wei straightened his back proudly: "In that case, why don't you let me change with Teacher Zeng?"
"Go to hell!"
The depressed Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly launched a flying kick. As a result, this flying kick not only missed Zhang Wei, but also caused him to dodge his waist.
"Hiss..." Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his waist and screamed in pain.
Yifei looked disgusted when she saw this, but still stepped forward to help Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Look at you, you're really weak."
Yifei snorted a few times and once again declared the correctness of her actions: "That's why I gave you such a luxurious background story just to make you, a salted fish, look a little more glamorous."
"But you can't make such an outrageous background setting!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily: "Whatever is fake is fake, let alone a background story like yours that can no longer be fake.
"If your parents find out that we are cheating, how can I come to your door in the future?"
"What's next?"
Yifei patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I won't bother you with one thing a second time.
"After you help me deal with my parents this time, in a month or two I will tell them that I have broken up with you, and we will never have contact with each other from now on.
"Wouldn't this free you and me?"
She said with a ferocious smile: "When the matter is over, we can have grievances and revenge."
"you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked, angry, angry and anxious, but felt that he had nothing to say.
He could only grit his teeth and say, "What if we are exposed in front of them this time? What should we do?"
Hearing this, Yifei rubbed her chin in embarrassment and began to think.
"If that's the case...that would be even better!"
She slapped her thigh and said happily: "We can put all the fabricated charges on you, and then I will stand up with righteous indignation and accuse you of deceiving me.
"We broke up on the spot, completely liberated."
The more Yifei talked, the brighter her eyes became. If it weren't for this method, Zeng Xiaoxian might not be able to leave the village. She really wanted to do it this way.
You know, it's much easier to act out a big fight and break up than pretending to be a couple in front of your parents with Zeng Xiaoxian.
"...It's up to you. Anyway, I'm helping you with your work."
Seeing Yifei's thoughts, Zeng Xiaoxian said nothing more.
He broke away from Hu Yifei's hand supporting him and waved to Nanfeng.
"Nanfeng, come here and give me a hand."
"south wind?"
"coming……"
Nanfeng touched the helmet sheepishly: "The sound insulation effect of this helmet is really good. If you don't listen carefully, you really can't hear what you are saying."
So Nanfeng took a few steps forward and helped Teacher Zeng while Yifei looked at him with a puzzled look.
The two of them walked forward quickly and caught up with the group of four people in front of them.
Yifei was really confused now: "It's so good, why is Zeng Xiaoxian so angry for no reason?
"Could it be that he's here too?"
Guan Gu and Zhang Wei looked at each other and sighed.
"Yifei."
Sekiya asked tentatively: "Have you never considered... treating Teacher Zeng as a potential love partner?"
"Just him? This weakling? How does he meet my criteria for choosing a mate just now?
"And I have to be so self-destructive to consider Zeng Xiaoxian."
Yifei smiled contemptuously, but for some reason, her eyes were wandering and her hands and feet were unnatural.
"Actually, Zeng Xiaoxian is not as bad as I said, but...
"In short, there is none!"
"Then do you think Teacher Zeng has ever considered treating you as a potential romantic partner?"
"This is even more impossible!"
Yifei said angrily: "Guan Gu, it's not like you haven't seen how Zeng Xiaoxian sat on my head and dominated me before, asking me to bring him tea and water, rub his shoulders and beat his legs.
"He even told Nanfeng that he wanted to gain the approval of my parents and then use the emperor to command the princes to make me surrender obediently to his feet.
"Pooh!"
Yifei's anger was even mixed with some slight grievances: "With his attitude, it is obvious that I treat him as a slave owner who oppresses him, so he thinks about turning over and becoming the master all day long.
"Thanks for being so good to him, I still gave him a gift..."
The more she spoke, the softer her voice became, and then she changed the subject and spoke viciously.
"Since he treats me as a slave master, then I will find an opportunity to let this bitch know that he will never be able to change his mind again in his life!"
"All right."
Seeing what Yifei said so confidently, she felt resentful and annoyed towards Teacher Zeng.
The two looked at each other and couldn't help but doubt their judgment just now.
Could it be that Teacher Zeng and Yifei really don't have that interest in each other?
So what exactly is Zeng Xiaoxian angry about?
By the way, even if he didn't mean it, but being treated like a disposable tool by Yifei, with Teacher Zeng's face-saving character, he would be more or less angry.
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