Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

At the sunny day bar, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in.

He laughed heartily at a few people and said, "What are you talking about?"

Ziqiao and Yifei, who were chatting secretly at the bar, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Yifei wants to ask you about your lover..."

Zi Qiao was only halfway through speaking when Yifei with a fierce look on her face tightly covered her mouth.

"Lover, what lover?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.

Yifei asked with a fake smile: "As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so what's in the eyes of beauty?"

Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a moment and raised his eyebrows quite confidently: "You've got shit in your eyes."

"Ugh..." Guan Gu on the side was immediately disgusted by Zeng Xiaoxian's answer.

At this time, Meijia handed Guangu a small cake that looked like eye droppings in color: "Guangu, you should eat more."

Guangu waved his hands in disgust and refused.

"Hey, I've been here for 10 seconds, don't any of you want to ask me what happened after my date with Laura last night?" Zeng Xiaoxian said enthusiastically.

He is now a conspicuous person who wants to prove in front of his friends that his choice is absolutely correct.

Nanfeng shook his head: "Not interested."

Zhan Bo laughed repeatedly: "I don't have a cold."

Yu Mo even glared at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Don't bother me."

"Hey, are you three like this?"

Zeng Xiaoxian cried out: "I finally broke free from the haze of the past. Shouldn't you care more about me?"

"Care about care."

"Blessings blessings."

Nanfeng, who was playing with his cell phone with his head down, made some casual remarks, raised his eyes and said, "You are so showy, making it seem as if we don't care about you and won't say anything.

"You have your own mouth. If you want to talk, you can say it. If you don't say it, you will be pushed back."

"Why have you been so angry these past two days?"

Zeng Xiaoxian rarely saw Nan Feng being so arrogant, so he glanced at Nan Feng's cell phone curiously.

"Are you actually reading... a parenting guide?!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Nan Feng's arm, his little eyes full of curiosity and excitement: "When did you have the child, or are you saying you are going to be a father soon?

"The most important thing is, who does this child belong to you?"

Nanfeng pointed casually: "And his."

"Nani?!!"

Guangu was shocked when he was accused inexplicably.

"That's with her."

After being pointed out, Yu Mo smiled and pushed Nan Feng.

She explained: "It's like this, Yifei asked me, Nanfeng and Zhanbo to help Xiaobo take care of the baby in the afternoon.

"The three of us have no foundation in parenting at all, so we can only let Nanfeng take care of us temporarily."

"That's right." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded clearly, "If that's the case, Yu Mo, why don't you learn?"

"don't want."

Yu Mo refused very firmly: "I don't like children. Children are the biggest killers of women."

"Say it like I like it."

Nanfeng sighed: "I never thought that one day I would be the main person taking care of babies."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Nanfeng's shoulder with understanding: "Those who are capable should work harder. With Yu Mo's memory, she might be able to leave the child on the sofa.

"If Zhan Bo were to be the main force, I doubt he would fold the baby like a Transformer."

"How is that possible!" Zhan Bo shouted like a child.

I'm not an idiot, how could I do such a stupid thing.

Meijia rolled her eyes, revealing two shallow dimples: "So, Teacher Zeng, how was your date last night?"

Although Nanfeng and others were not interested in Zeng Xiaoxian's self-destruction, they couldn't resist Meijia's curiosity.

It's a good thing that Youyou is filming now, otherwise with her character, the whole bar would be full of Youyou's questioning voice as soon as Zeng Xiaoxian entered the bar.

Seeing that someone finally mentioned this matter, Zeng Xiaoxian said in a coquettish way: "You will never believe it if I tell you. She is completely different from what I imagined."

Immediately afterwards, Zeng Xiaoxian described in detail the details of his and Laura’s date yesterday.

After hearing the love-hate relationship between Laura and that johneylulu, the veteran drivers headed by Nanfeng suddenly looked strange and hesitated to speak.

[In the inner world, Meijia is wearing a hip-hugging skirt and a white shirt, looking like a professional Japanese teacher. 】

[She pointed her pointer at the blackboard, adjusted her black-rimmed glasses and asked the students in the audience. 】

[Known: johneylulu and Laura are biologically male and female. A grenade exploded less than one meter away from Laura. 】

[Without considering the serious violation of the laws of physics, "Why can't a grenade exploded at close range kill Laura, the female Sea King?", the shrapnel passed through the corner of Laura's eye, but accurately performed the sterilization operation on Johneylulu. . 】

[Request: Laura and johneylulu’s posture and what they did at that time. 】

[Meijia rolled up the pointer in her hand, biting her red lips tightly, looking like she was trying to be serious but couldn't stop laughing. 】

[Students are asked to get answers based on the questions and submit a relevant text material of no less than one million words or a film and television image corresponding to the answer based on this answer. 】

[Students who attach relevant study material reference URLs will receive extra points...]

The veteran drivers exchanged glances to confirm that they were not the only ones who were thinking wrongly.

Zeng Xiaoxian was originally planning to talk about his fantasy adventure, but he saw that everyone looked weirder than the other, and Meijia's eyes made him feel inexplicably flustered.

"Why do you all look so twisted? Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Everyone looked at each other and started rock-paper-scissors directly.

Yu Mo, who lost in the end, could only explain to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, you are probably not a virgin anymore."

"Cough cough cough..."

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a panic: "Why do you ask this suddenly?"

Yu Mo blushed and said, "Have you never thought about what kind of posture Laura and johneylulu were in so that a shrapnel that passed through the corner of Laura's eye could accurately perform the sterilization surgery on johneylulu?"

"What posture?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked confused.

"That's right, that's right..."

"oops!"

Yu Mo pushed Nan Feng: "Help me explain to him."

"No, I would like to bet..."

Midway through Nan Feng's words, Yu Mo stared at him resentfully.

"Okay, okay."

Nanfeng put down his cell phone and stretched out his right hand to Zeng Xiaoxian.

He pointed to his ring finger and said, "Let's say this is johneylulu."

"Well, what next?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

Then Nanfeng used his middle finger to pass behind the ring finger, so that the originally slender middle finger could only see a short section of it exposed in the gap between the little finger and the ring finger.

"Suppose the ring finger is johneylulu, then the finger on my middle finger is the most prominent part of johneylulu. Can you understand?"

"I understand this!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a cheerful smile: "This is his belly!"

"How big is your belly!"

Nanfeng said angrily: "The most prominent thing about your body is your belly?"

Everyone burst into laughter, and Yifei and Meijia stared straight at Zeng Xiaoxian's lower body.

Zeng Xiaoxian said in embarrassment: "I just wanted to make a joke. Didn't I know that this is johneylulu's second brother?"

"very good."

Nanfeng then raised his left hand: "Suppose the index finger of my left hand is Laura, now comes the important point."

He bent his left index finger into the shape of the number nine, and then under Zeng Xiaoxian's disbelieving and horrifying gaze, the bent left index finger slowly touched the exposed part of his right middle finger.

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian held his head in his hands in shock, as if he wanted to lift his whole body up by his hair with both hands.

Hu Yifei held back her laughter and made a gesture like a grenade exploding.

"boom!"

she said with gloating voice.

"call out……"

Yu Mo, who was sitting next to Nan Feng, used his index finger to replace the burst shrapnel. The shrapnel scratched Nan Feng's left index finger and lightly touched Nan Feng's middle finger.

"ah!!!"

Following Nanfeng's shrill scream, he threw his right hand on the sofa. The ring finger that represented johneylulu was still twitching, except for the middle finger that was exposed just now.

It can only be said that Nanfeng is indeed a professional voice actor. Just one scream made the male compatriots present subconsciously cover their crotches.

Except Zeng Xiaoxian...

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian was closing his eyes tightly and hitting his head with a pair of fists.

"Oh my god!"

"Oh my god!!"

"Oh my god!!!"

He wailed repeatedly.

At this time, the honest Guan Gu stabbed Zeng Xiaoxian hard in the heart: "Teacher Zeng, I just heard you say that Laura thought of you the moment the bullet scratched her cheek?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's whole body suddenly froze, and all the color seemed to drain away from him at this moment.

There are bright colors all around, but he is in monotonous black and white.

Zi Qiao cleared her throat and dealt a fatal blow to the faded Zeng Xiaoxian.

He imitated Laura's voice and said: "Xian'er, push quickly, johneylulu is running out of energy."

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was already faded and dim, seemed to have been crumpled into a ball by a pair of invisible hands and thrown into the trash can as waste paper.

"vomit……"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but vomit wildly, and it wasn't even retching.

"Holy shit!"

Now everyone stood up in a hurry: "Trash can! Trash can!"

"Tissues, tissues!"

"Water, who can go and prepare a glass of warm water for him first!"

…

Ten minutes later, Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head from the trash can with red eyes.

"Teacher Zeng, please don't vomit again."

Nanfeng and Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian's back gently. Nanfeng pinched his nose and said, "If you keep vomiting, you will almost spit out bile."

"Xiao Xian, I'm really sorry."

Zi Qiao rarely showed a hint of guilt: "I saw that you accepted Laura so quickly, and I thought you didn't care about this."

Wan Yu on the side also said: "Teacher Zeng, it seems like you can't accept a woman like Laura in your heart. Otherwise, you should just forget it."

"No, I'm fine, I'm fine."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was vomiting to death, wiped his mouth and said with dignity: "This is all in the past. Besides, johneylulu was her husband before. Even if the two of them have nothing..."

"vomit……"

Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to vomit again, but all the contents in his stomach had already been vomited.

"It's normal for the two of them to have anything!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.

Everyone looked at each other and said nothing.

"Aren't you... surprised?"

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian did not receive the expected scolding and admonishment, he became dissatisfied: "Laura is a divorced woman. No, to be precise, she got married and divorced during the 664 days we were apart. , divorced and married again.

"She had three ex-husbands, six boyfriends, and two fiancés...

"Why are you still so calm?"

"Teacher Zeng."

Meijia smiled sheepishly: "Is there a possibility... that we know these things earlier than you?"

"How can it be!"

Nanfeng sighed, and he took out a thick stack of manuscripts from nowhere: "Thank you to Youyou who is filming, she stayed up all night to find Laura's victim information for you.

"In fact, Laura has dated a little more men in the past two years than the number you just mentioned."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked nervously: "How much more?

"It can't be twice as many!"

Three plus six plus two is already eleven, and if it is doubled, it will be twenty-two.

Twenty-two!

Enough to organize a football match!

"Multiple zeros."

"Multiple... zeros!"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and fainted completely.