Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"...That's just the way it is."

Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands and said: "Although the plan has a slight error, overall it is still within Brother Xian's plan."

Yifei pretended to applaud and said: "You mean you originally planned to say goodbye to Laura completely, but after being fooled by her, you settled your differences and became friends?

"Then you eat, drink, chat, and have fun with this so-called friend of yours, until she is drunk and you can't send her back to the hotel, so you can only send her to your home?"

She slammed the table: "You call this still in the plan?"

Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands and said, "What else?

"I adhered to my principles and made no mistakes. I just had dinner with her out of politeness. Isn't this matter already solved perfectly?"

"You, you are an idiot!"

Yifei looked helpless, and she pushed Ziqiao: "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to this idiot, so you should do it."

For the sake of Zeng Xiaoxian's bacon today, Zi Qiao put down his knife and fork and said compassionately: "Teacher Zeng, do you think a person like Laura, who is tied to a boat and walks on flat ground, will lack friends?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked confused: "Isn't there a shortage?"

"What do you think?"

Zi Qiao rolled her eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Let's take a step back and say, even if someone lacks friends, there is no need to look for a friend like you, a loser."

Zeng Xiaoxian argued: "This, maybe this is my brother Xian's personality charm shining through?"

"If your charisma is so shining, then why did she greenlight you before? It's not like she just likes greenwashing, right?"

He was speechless.

"Xiao Xian, I am quite disappointed in you."

Zi Qiao shook his head and sighed: "We have known each other for such a long time, but you have not made any progress at all in terms of relationships between men and women.

"What a waste of my usual efforts in cultivating you."

Zeng Xiaoxian twitched his lips: "You usually ask me to be your wingman to help you pick up girls. When did you teach me one and a half moves?"

"You don't understand this. There are many ways to become a qualified wingman.

"It's because you usually claim to be a good man, but you don't want to be my wingman. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to spot such a simple trick."

Yifei shouted dissatisfied: "I asked you to explain to him, and I didn't ask you to blame each other.

"Speak quickly!"

"Right away."

Zi Qiao continued to explain: "According to my estimation, this Laura saw you with a firm attitude and a menacing look last night. She couldn't figure out why your attitude was so different from before, and she couldn't understand why you were such a weakling. It just became a little tougher.

"That's why Laura has to avoid its edge and endure it for the time being."

He paused so that Zeng Xiaoxian's single-line CPU could process what he just said in time: "So she first pitied you and lied to you. It seemed that she wanted to ask for your forgiveness. In fact, she was using softness to overcome strength. Waiting for work to wear off your tough attitude.

"When your attitude softens, use your identity as a friend to test where your bottom line is.

"It turns out that you guy has no bottom line and you actually agreed to be friends with her.

"Have you ever seen a couple who betrayed each other and still remained friends?"

Everyone looked at Zi Qiao with strange expressions, and Zhan Bo muttered in a low voice: "We have really seen this before."

Although Ziqiao and Meijia have confessed to everyone that they had an on-again, off-again relationship before moving to the love apartment, they also pretended to be a couple to get benefits when they moved to the apartment.

But the problem is that the reason why they broke up and reunited before was because Zi Qiao was dishonest, or simply left Mei Jia to disappear from the world.

In terms of nature, what Ziqiao did to Meijia was not much better than what Laura did to Xiaoxian.

As a result, they seemed to be a bit noisy now, but the relationship between the two of them was not bad.

What a hell.

Zi Qiao instantly understood what these guys were thinking. He waved his hand rather displeasedly and said, "The matter between Meijia and I is very complicated. It is just an example and is not within the scope of reference!"

The separation and reunion between him and Meijia, a couple in the world, is not as simple as Laura and Teacher Zeng.

Thinking of this, Zi Qiao let out a depressed breath and even his voice became deeper: "Anyway, if this Laura deceived you so miserably and you can still forgive her, then of course she will test your bottom line even more unscrupulously.

"Although it sounds like a beast to say this, in the circle of scumbag men and scumbag women, what everyone likes the most is a good old guy like you who has a soft personality, likes to be passive, and is not good at rejecting others.

“There is a saying that refuses without being firm, which means being firm without refusing.

"The King and Queen of the Sea are not afraid of how sensible you are, but they are afraid that you won't give them a chance.

"As long as you give her another chance again and again, we have plenty of ways to make you irrational.

"Not to mention that Mr. Zeng, your level of rationality is limited, and Laura knows almost everything about you."

He concluded firmly: “I think it’s only a matter of time before the so-called pure friendship between you and Laura is broken out.

“If Laura hadn’t figured out why your attitude changed so drastically, you might not have been able to hold on for a whole night.”

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sneer: "That's not true."

Originally, Xiaoxian thought that the matter had been resolved, but when Zi Qiao said this, he felt confused.

"Not that much?"

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows: "You have just settled your differences and become friends. You have already eaten, chatted, and drank happily. You only have to kiss and go to bed.

"Is it okay if things continue like this?"

He smiled contemptuously: "And there are so many ways to defeat Zeng Xiaoxian."

Zi Qiao casually gave an example: "For example, Laura will come back later and suddenly tell you that no matter how much I tried to persuade him, that Paul still kept pestering me and even blocked him in the hotel and work place.

"She really has no choice. She only has a trustworthy friend like you in the Magic City. She can only stay in your apartment for a while. Will you, a good old man, agree?"

"Forehead……"

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated: "I should confirm the authenticity of this matter first."

"Then don't worry. As long as you check it out, this matter will be 100% true."

Zi Qiao couldn't help but sneer. He looked at Zeng Xiaoxian like an innocent child.

"So if she is crying and begging you pitifully, will you let her stay for a while?

"And as long as you relent for a moment and let Laura live, she will have the final say when to move out."

"this……"

Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while, and then his eyes lit up: "Yes, I can move to the guest room in 3603 first, so that we don't mess with the well."

"Then if Laura is waiting for you to come back from the night shift, and Laura is specially guarding you, saying that there are cockroaches in your room, she is scared to death, and is too embarrassed to bother other people, so she can only wait for you to come back from get off work and go to the bedroom to help her fight them. Do you want to go or not? go?"

"impossible!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said categorically: "How can there be cockroaches in my room that is so clean!"

"But people just say yes, what can you do? Just say whether you want to go or not."

Zeng Xiaoxian was silent again.

"snort."

Yifei showed contempt.

"And even if you go to live in Nanfeng, it's impossible to move all your clothes there.

"You are such a clean person. One day you will have to go back to your room to get your clothes. Then she will just wear something cooler and then seduce you a little bit.

"After all, you two have been in love for eight years, young man and woman. You are the kind of people who work hard to make a fire and eat the marrow to know the taste. Don't you want to relive the places you have been?"

"Alas……"

Yifei and Wanyu felt like their skins were covered in goosebumps.

Zeng Xiaoxian’s lips moved slightly. He wanted to say that he and Laura had no actual relationship, but in the end he remained silent.

In the end, he could only explain: "I have mental mysophobia, and it's not like you don't know about it."

There was no need for Zi Qiao to refute now, Yifei had already ridiculed in a sinister manner: "Your mental cleanliness was no longer the word 'spiritual cleanliness' when you said the ultimate dream that belongs to every man yesterday morning. "

Zhan Bo asked curiously: "What does this mean?"

Wan Yu suppressed her laughter and explained to Zhan Bo in a low voice: "Spiritual mysophobia is just a fetish without the word "spiritual cleanliness"."

"All that's left is a fart?"

Zhan Bo understood now.

Zi Qiao spread his hands: "Teacher Zeng, look, you can't even catch such a simple trick, let alone what happens next.

“And the methods I just mentioned are considered slow. Based on Laura’s understanding of you and your passive personality, I think Laura will definitely use simpler and more crude methods.

"Teacher Zeng, if you can persist for a week, I will consider you a winner."

"What should we do?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had taken medicine and regained his sanity, obviously no longer thought that being with Laura was a good idea. He held Zi Qiao's hand tightly and begged for help: "Commander Xiao Bu, save me."

Zi Qiao looked confused: "There are rules in the world, and everyone relies on their own methods in love.

"You are Laura's prey now. I can't interfere. Saying so much to you today is breaking the rules."

"Zi Qiao, we are good brothers, you can't just ignore him."

It is indeed inconvenient for Lu Ziqiao to intervene this time. Just as he can feel that Laura is his kind, Laura must also feel him.

Neptune, the King and the Queen, do not interfere with each other. This is the unspoken rule that prodigal lovers in love must abide by.

If he helps Teacher Zeng get rid of Laura's hunting, it will be difficult for him to get along in the world of Magic City.

Is it necessary for him to ask for trouble for this guy Zeng Xiaoxian?

So facing Zeng Xiaoxian's pitiful eyes, Zi Qiao let go of Zeng Xiaoxian's hand with a look of disgust.

"Okay, okay, just think of it as repaying the favor I owed you when the four major factions besieged the love apartment last time."

[Damn, those who come out to hang out must have loyalty first. If you break the rules, you will break the rules. 】

[The rules of the world are not as important as the feelings of brothers. 】

Then Zi Qiao raised three fingers: "I have three strategies, upper, middle and lower, to solve your troubles."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly handed Zi Qiao a glass of water: "Military advisor, please tell me."