Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Wan Yu asked curiously: "Ziqiao, will Laura really sprain her foot as you imagined, and then shed tears to try to keep Teacher Zeng?"

"How can it be?"

Zi Qiao replied without thinking: "This is just dramatic tension. Don't you think it's conflicting to show Laura's retention in this way, and it can better set off Xiaoxian's determination?"

"I just feel like Laura and I are like a couple of idiots in your imagination!"

Zhan Bo looked at Zi Qiao: "Then what was the purpose of those incomprehensible words that Teacher Zeng said at the door of the bar?"

"Name the main theme and sublimate the theme!"

Zi Qiao said enthusiastically: "My aunt taught me this. She said that TV dramas these days like to sublimate the theme like this.

“It’s like no matter how bad a TV show is, as long as the theme is sublimated, it becomes a masterpiece, and there is no room for doubt.

"Whoever dares to question it has poor taste and cannot understand the core of the show."

He said proudly: "I only recently discovered that I have a talent for screenwriting. Maybe I can become the godfather of romantic dramas in the future."

"Put me down." Zeng Xiaoxian mocked, "You don't even know a few words, and you make a lot of typos every time you send a message. Do you still want to be a screenwriter?"

"At least I can still dream."

Zi Qiao asked Zhan Bo with a playful smile: "Zhan Bo, what is your dream?

"Don't say it's a messy dream like discovering aliens or finding the source of fire, but a down-to-earth dream."

Zhan Bo was stunned. He stammered for a long time and couldn't say a word.

What is your dream...?

Zi Qiao smiled quite proudly: "Teacher Zeng, you see, people who have dreams are better than people who don't even think about it."

Zhan Bo fell into deep thought, but Yifei waved her hand and said, "Ziqiao, let's not talk about dreams for now. There is one thing I really want to ask you."

She looked at Zi Qiao with a smile, and her tone was gentle and deadly: "That blurry woman standing in the sun just now, how come I feel so familiar when you describe her measurements?"

"Coincidence! Pure coincidence!

"Any similarity is purely a fucking coincidence!"

Zi Qiao waved his hands repeatedly and said, "You know, I see so many beauties every day and remember so many measurements that I can't even remember which one is which."

"hehe."

Yifei sneered: "It's best like this."

Xiaoxian's expression was extremely ugly at the moment, as ugly as when they tasted Fei's innovative cuisine.

"Then why did you make me nod and bow down to Joey like a bitch in the end?"

Zi Qiao slapped her thigh and said with a smile: "This is a reversal. My aunt said that only with reversal can there be ratings, and only with reversal can it be effective.

"How about it? Isn't my last reversal wonderful? Has your image suddenly become more down-to-earth?"

"Down-to-earth? I was so shocked by you that I almost went to the underworld!"

Zeng Xiaoxian clasped his hands and begged: "Please Zi Qiao, your fantasy is really outrageous.

"Please don't be a screenwriter or write novels in this life, otherwise the audience and book lovers will be shocked to death by you!"

"Teacher Zeng, I tell you that you have watched too many sad dramas and don't know how to appreciate my creations. You like Wanyu very much."

Wanyu nodded repeatedly, she liked such unexpected things.

"cut."

Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips.

Zi Qiao urged: "My lord, you have been complaining for a long time, what is my best plan?"

"What do you think?"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and said: "If I can refuse so firmly, why should I ask you, a dog-headed military advisor, for advice?"

"Why am I a dog-headed military advisor?"

Zi Qiao called out to Qu, "Teacher Zeng, what does your lack of skills have to do with my best advice?"

Yifei also nodded in agreement: "I also think Zi Qiao's idea is very good, it is simple and crude, and it can be done once and for all."

"No matter how good the strategy is, it is useless."

Xiaoxian complained quietly: "You also know that I am not good at refusing, let alone refusing like this.

"And I just agreed to be friends with Laura last night. Today you will treat me as if I have broken off our friendship... It would be very shameless for me to go back on my word."

Yifei heard this and kicked Zeng Xiaoxian viciously.

[How long has it been since this happened? This guy still cares about so-called face? 】

[I see that you are clearly still in love with Laura. 】

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his feet, but he dared not speak in anger.

"In short, this method will definitely not work, it is too difficult for me to achieve.

"Commander Xiaobu, do you have any ideas suitable for me?"

"There are ways... that suit you."

Zi Qiao was about to snap his fingers again, but was quickly stopped by Zeng Xiaoxian: "Elder Lu, please use your magical powers. Your fantasy is really outrageous."

"All right."

Zi Qiao continued: "If you want to say the best way for you, then it is the last resort.

“Since you are too embarrassed to reject Laura directly, then you might as well ask for a long leave from Taili and run away directly.

"Go outside to avoid the limelight and wait ten days and a half until she is no longer interested in you before you come back."

Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "What a great idea. I still have a lot of annual leave saved up and it's useless."

"What a bloody good idea!"

Yifei said angrily: "You think the TV station is run by your family and you took such a long leave for no reason. Do you think the station won't find someone to replace you?

“If your substitute performs better than you, wouldn’t you be dead?

"It's okay if no one competes with you for the midnight show "Your Moon, My Heart". Your Xiaoxian has a date and you don't want it anymore?"

Wan Yu also advised: "Teacher Zeng, you can run away from the monk but not the abbot. If Laura kills you when you come back, won't you have to run away again?"

"yes."

When Zeng Xiaoxian came back to his senses, he angrily scolded Zi Qiao: "Ziqiao, look at your bad idea."

Zi Qiao shrugged nonchalantly: "How else could this be a bad idea?"

Xiaoxian hummed and said: "I can finally see that the three strategies you dog-headed strategists talk about are the upper, middle and lower strategies. In fact, the only one that can be used is the middle strategy.

"Tell me, what is the middle strategy?"

"The middle strategy would be easier."

Zi Qiao said slowly: "Although I don't understand why Laura must hunt for you, a loser, but as long as you find a girlfriend, won't all this be solved?"

"Looking for a girlfriend? Now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked confused: "In such a short time, where do you want me to find a girlfriend?

"And to find a girlfriend just for this kind of thing would be so disrespectful to other girls."

Everyone was immediately speechless.

This time, even Zhan Bo heard what Zi Qiao meant: "Teacher Zeng, what Zi Qiao means is for you to first find a girl to pretend to be your girlfriend to deal with Laura, just like last time you pretended to be my sister's boyfriend. Friends are like my parents.”

"Fake girlfriend?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei subconsciously, and then his face showed the same flattering and doggy smile as in Zi Qiao's fantasy.

Yifei snorted and became arrogant again.

"Wanyu, save me."

Unexpectedly, Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and asked Wanyu for help.

Hu Yi Fei:"……"

Wan Yu immediately refused: "No, I can't do it."

"Why? Aren't you pretending to be Zhan Bo's girlfriend before?"

Zeng Xiaoxian clasped his hands together and begged pitifully: "Wanyu, please help me. My situation this time is much more serious than Zhanbo's."

Although Wan Yu wanted to help Zeng Xiaoxian, she still refused with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, what Zhanbo was going to face that time was Zhao Wuliang, who was as simple as him, but this time you are facing a woman who is as cunning as Zi Qiao. Neptune, I really have no confidence that I can handle Laura.

“If Laura exposes you, wouldn’t I hurt you?”

Wan Yu waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, I can't handle it."

She pointed to Yifei aside: "Otherwise, you should let Yifei do it. Her aura is strong enough and she can definitely suppress Laura."

Yifei snorted arrogantly: "Don't look for me, I don't want to go through this troubled water, lest others think I'm blind."

In fact, Yifei is not forgiving, but she also knows that the situation is extremely urgent.

If Zeng Xiaoxian could lower his head and let her go as usual, he wouldn't be able to help a bunch of these bitches out of their misery.

"Then what should I do..."

As a result, when Zeng Xiaoxian heard her rejection, the idiot really took it as her own rejection. Now she couldn't say this even if she wanted to help.

Xiaoxian rubbed her chin and began to think. Originally, Yunyu should be the most positive about this kind of thing, but she is still filming now.

The remaining girls in the apartment...

"correct!"

Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his thigh, as if he had found a life-saving straw: "I can go find Yu Mo."

"Ah."

Yifei chuckled: "I disappoint you, Yumo doesn't know how to act at all."

She revealed Yu Mo's background with a smile: "Her only performance record is that she performed in the play "Flower Fairy" in high school. What do you think she played?"

Zeng Xiaoxian replied hesitantly: "Flower Fairy?"

"Have you ever seen the Flower Fairy who weighs one hundred and eighty pounds?"

Yifei reveals the answer: "She plays the role of a flower."

Everyone was stunned.

The corners of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth couldn't stop twitching: "It's true that I've never seen a flower fairy weighing 180 pounds, but I've never seen a flower weighing 180 pounds either!"

Yifei spread her hands and said, "So she plays the role of the Overlord Piranha."

She continued: "Besides, I know Yu Mo's character very well.

"If you ask Yu Mo to do other things, she will definitely help you, but now you ask her to pretend to be your girlfriend, don't even think about it."

If Yu Mo could agree to pretend to be a couple with Zeng Xiaoxian in front of Nan Feng, it would be unless she was crazy.

"That's fine with Meijia."

Zeng Xiaoxian said decisively: "Meijia is a daughter of the world, and she will definitely be willing to help me regardless of trivial matters.

“And she has been around the world no matter what, so she should be able to handle Laura.

"Yes, it's Meijia!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said that he was about to get up and go to 3602 to find Meijia for help.

"Hello……"

Zi Qiao yelled with a look of displeasure on his face: "I don't want you to be like this brother."

"What are you doing? You and Meijia are just exes. Even if she really finds a boyfriend, you can't control her. What's the point of asking her to help me act in a play?"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows mischievously and said, "Are you jealous?"

Zi Qiao raised his head disdainfully: "Me? Are you jealous of Chen Meijia?

"How can it be!"

“Then why didn’t you agree to let Meijia pretend to be my girlfriend? Are you afraid that Laura would hurt her?”

"I'm afraid that Meijia will hurt me."

Zi Qiao’s eyes flickered slightly, he shrank his head and said tremblingly: “I’m afraid that letting Meijia be your girlfriend and facing Laura directly will remind her of some bad memories.

"Guess who will be unlucky then?"

He looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, for the sake of me helping you with my advice, just let me rest for a few days."

"Okay." Zeng Xiaoxian sighed helplessly.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that Meijia was the best candidate. She had good acting skills and strong adaptability, and she would not mess around like Yoyo.

It's just that he can't cheat Zi Qiao, who helped him with his advice, just for his own sake.

"That means no one in the apartment can use it."

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a nonchalant manner: "How about... curry sauce?"

"abnormal!!!"

Everyone said in unison.