Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Ziqiao and Xiaoxian bent over, hunched their backs, slowed down their pace, and sneakily came to the corner of the billiards area of ​​the bar.

They secretly poked their heads out from around the corner and carefully peeked in the direction of the billiards area. Sure enough, they found a muscular man dressed in black playing billiards with another man and a woman.

Zi Qiao let out a villain's triumphant smile: "I have found you, and our family must ensure that you live and die!

"Jiejiejiejie..."

Xiaoxian patted Zi Qiao and said, "Ziqiao, we are positive characters. Can you stop smiling so creepily?"

"All right."

Zi Qiao retracted his head, but Zeng Xiaoxian was still looking around.

"No, this guy's muscles look like he's been given a swelling agent. How can he be the King of the Sea with this superhuman strength?"

Xiaoxian turned to look at Zi Qiao and teased: "It seems like anyone can enter your circle."

As he spoke, he cut his hair and showed a melancholy look similar to Tony Leung's.

"If even this muscular guy can be Aquaman, then I guess there's nothing wrong with me."

Zi Qiao smiled contemptuously: "They at least have tendons, and most of them are in their thirties or forties, like wolves and tigers, hungry and thirsty rich elder sisters like this type.

"Where are you, Teacher Zeng? What do you have?"

He patted Zeng Xiaoxian's greasy belly: "You are so fat that even a pig butcher would feel tired. I think you should forget it."

"go away!"

Zeng Xiaoxian cursed angrily in a low voice.

After he finished scolding, he seemed to think of something, and instinctively felt that something was wrong, so he looked back.

"Why does this person look so familiar to me?"

He thought about it carefully, and suddenly his pupils shrank violently, and a scream almost came out of Xiaoxian's throat.

Fortunately, Zi Qiao had quick eyesight and quick hands, and tightly covered Zeng Xiaoxian's open mouth, so that he could not be alarmed.

Zeng Xiaoxian broke away from Zi Qiao's hand, and his whole face was almost twisted into a ball: "I remember who he is, he is the pervert who picks up excrement!"

"What the hell? A pervert who takes out feces?"

Zi Qiao asked curiously: "You mean he is actually a gay?"

"Oh, no!"

Then Zeng Xiaoxian told Zi Qiao in detail what had just happened.

After Zi Qiao heard the whole story, he held his stomach and laughed silently.

"Oh my god, oh my god..."

He squatted down, laughing wildly while pounding Zeng Xiaoxian's thigh.

Zi Qiao wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes. He felt like he was about to die laughing.

“Oh my god, I never thought there would be such a coincidence.

"Comfortable!

"Cool!!!"

Zi Qiao suddenly felt refreshed. If he hadn't been afraid that shouting would alert others, he would have even planned to sing a song to praise this rare coincidence in life.

"Hello!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face drooped and he lightly kicked Qiao: "You have been squatting here for more than a minute. You must tell me what happened first."

He touched his thigh and complained: "Please, could you please pat your thigh next time when you laugh wildly? My leg really hurts when you pat it!"

Zi Qiao was still laughing wildly. He even laughed so hard that he didn't even have the strength to stand up.

So Zi Qiao could only stretch out his hand to signal Zeng Xiaoxian to help him up first: "We, let's find a place where no one is around to talk."

Xiaoxian helped Ziqiao to an unoccupied seat, and then he told Xiaoxian the truth of the matter.

Xiaoxian opened his mouth in surprise when he heard this, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"So the pervert took out his shit because he was so scared that you dropped his shit?"

He exclaimed: "He is so big and has such swollen muscles, but he ended up with a butt fall because you suddenly kicked the door?

"This is too outrageous!"

Zi Qiao was so tired from laughing that he couldn't straighten up on the table. He waved his hands and said, "Although it sounds outrageous, I don't think there is a more reasonable explanation.

"Teacher Zeng, what do you think?"

Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and thought for a while, then nodded in agreement.

So now it was Zeng Xiaoxian's turn to start laughing wildly.

He pounded the table and laughed, laughing for several minutes before he spoke meaningfully.

"It seems that Guangu is right, people can't do bad things in this life.

"Even if you feel that no one has discovered the bad things you have done, God will take care of you if you do too many bad things."

Zi Qiao said rather proudly: "Now I feel that Mr. Guan still cares about me. Even though I have been slapped in the face every day these days, compared to that bastard, I am so lucky."

He clasped his hands together and murmured to himself: "Thank you, Second Master, thank God, thank God, thank Latin Allah for taking this breath for me."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and asked Zi Qiao: "So what should we do next?"

Zi Qiao shook his head. He lowered his eyes to hide the desire for hunting in his eyes: "Don't worry, as long as I know who is playing dirty tricks behind the scenes, I have plenty of ways to deal with them!"

He glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, please don't interfere with the follow-up of this matter. Just leave it to me alone."

"How is that possible?" Zeng Xiaoxian refused without thinking, "This matter happened because of me, I will definitely help you."

"No need, if you can help me find these people, the mission has been completed."

A sinister smile appeared at the corner of Zi Qiao's mouth: "Besides, the method I want to use is not very clean, and a morally obsessive person like you can't help me."

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian took a breath when he heard this. With Zi Qiao's moral standards, he felt that what he was going to do was not very clean, so he couldn't even think about what he was going to do.

"Ziqiao, they just poked your tires for a few days and hindered your ability to pick up girls. You shouldn't be ruthless."

The good old man Zeng Xiaoxian said fearfully.

Zi Qiao just spread his hands and said, "As the saying goes, what's the point of talking about morality and justice with such evil ways?"

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to persuade him again, he patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Teacher Zeng, don't worry, I know it in my heart, and I will definitely not do anything illegal or criminal.

"It's just that if these guys who feel good about themselves come to trouble me for no reason, if I don't deal with them severely at once, I'm afraid that they will forget about the pain and come back to trouble me after a while. "

In fact, Zi Qiao's words were only half of what he said. If these guys just wanted to cause trouble for him, then he would definitely not be afraid.

When he was a teenager, he started to travel around the world. After traveling all over the world for so many years, he never saw any big storms.

If these guys were coming straight at him, Zi Qiao might even admire them as men.

But what he is worried about is that these guys have no morals and no bottom line and want to attack the people around him. If something happens, how will he be able to face everyone?

So this time Zi Qiao must be very serious. If he doesn't let these guys run away after hearing my name, Lu Xiaobu, he will be their grandson for a week!

When the time comes, don’t call yourself Lu Xiaobu, just Sun Yizhou (Sun Zhouzhou).

Xiaoxian hesitated when he heard this, but finally sighed helplessly.

Although he did not agree with Zi Qiao's idea of ​​​​dealing with these guys, if one of the two sides had to become the victim, then this multiple-choice question would have nothing to hesitate for Zeng Xiaoxian, who had never been good at making choices.

"Ziqiao, if you can't handle it alone, just tell us, and we will help you put them in order."

"Good brother." Zi Qiao smiled and punched Zeng Xiaoxian.

So the two of them walked together and returned to where Meijia and the others were.

When Ziqiao and Xiaoxian went to find Joey, Yuyou, who was naturally gossipy, had already begun to have fun with the new classmate Lin Chuan. Her gossipy questions made Meijia and Guangu on the side very embarrassed.

Especially Meijia, she felt like she was sitting on pins and needles, like a ray on her back, like a lump in her throat.

You must know that Meijia usually has fun with Yuyou, and she didn't think there was anything wrong with their behavior at that time.

But when she became part of the fun, Meijia became depressed.

She finally understood why Nanfeng Qian warned and Wan told her not to ask questions when Nuolan came.

Meijia really doesn't want to experience this feeling of being friends on both sides and feeling uncomfortable no matter which side she leans on.

Fortunately, Lin Chuan has a cheerful nature and doesn't pay attention to these things.

Faced with Youyou's questioning about gossip, he could be said to answer every question. Even though Youyou had been asking questions for a long time, Lin Chuan never felt a little angry.

When Ziqiao and Xiaoxian came back, they explained the whole incident to Yuyou and the others in detail.

Suddenly everyone present laughed heartily, and the bar was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

After learning about Zi Qiao's idea of ​​​​taking heavy action to deal with these sea kings and queens, Guangu and Xiaoxian did not agree with Zi Qiao's behavior, but the two girls Meijia and Youyou agreed with Zi Qiao's idea.

One of them has been in the world for so many years, and the other has gradually become a supporting role with no roles. They have seen a lot of monsters and ghosts along the way.

As the saying goes, the king of hell is easy to mess with, but the devil is difficult to deal with.

If this group of scumbags who feel good about themselves are not dealt with severely and make them fearful and frightened, there will definitely be endless troubles.

Immediately after everyone chatted about family issues for a while, Lin Chuan chose to say goodbye and leave.

"Everyone, I have something to do tonight, so I'll take the first step."

Lin Chuan smiled and waved goodbye to Meijia: "Don't forget to contact me when you have time. I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat."

Meijia smiled brightly: "Then it's settled, you won't be able to cheat when the time comes."

"It's like I've lied to you before."

"Yes, you always keep your word."

She said and glanced at Zi Qiao.

We are all men, but why are some gentlemen hard to follow even if they say something, while others like to talk without keeping their word?

How sad.

After Lin Chuan left, Meijia said proudly: "How about it? I'm a pretty good guy, right?"

"It's really good."

Youyou, Guangu, and Xiaoxian nodded one after another. Except for Lin Chuan's crazy energy when fighting, there was really nothing else to say.

Only Zi Qiao reluctantly snorted: "If you ask me, he is just average... but he is more than good enough for you."

"You deserve to die!" Meijia said angrily.

[What does it mean that although it is average, it is more than enough for me? 】

[Isn’t it true that I’m worthy only if I’m paired with a scumbag like you, Sea King? 】

The fire of gossip was burning in Youyou's eyes. She held Mika's arm and asked anxiously: "How is it, how is it, what do you think of him?"

"How about what?"

Meijia looked confused: "Didn't I just say that my little brother is very good."

Youyou said anxiously: "Oh, I'm not asking how he is, I'm asking how you feel about him?"

"It feels..." Meijia held the lollipop in her mouth and thought for a while before saying, "The sun is shining and old friends are reunited. I feel great."

Seeing that Meijia didn't understand the meaning of Yuyou's words, Xiaoxian smiled coquettishly and said: "Yuyou wants to ask you, if you don't like Lin Chuan, do you have the intention to become a boyfriend and girlfriend?"

Meijia chuckled when she heard this, as if she was amused by Teacher Zeng's statement: "Me? And Fatty Lin?

"How can it be?!!"

She looked at everyone with a strange look on her face: "It's not like you don't know that I am as good-looking as Curry.

"Big Fatty Lin was so fat, short, and black as a child. How could I have feelings for him?"

Youyou's eyes widened in surprise. She didn't quite understand Meijia's logic.

"Lin Chuan was fat and short when he was a child, so it doesn't conflict with the handsome guy he is now."

Meijia was stunned when she heard this, and after a while she came back to her senses and said, "Oh."

"Yeah, he's a handsome guy now."

Meijia thought carefully and waved her hands and said, "No, no, in my mind he is the dark, fat little man from before.

"Besides, Lin Chuan only treats me as his eldest sister, okay?"

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

If he is not interested in you, how can he be chatting and wanting to treat you at the same time?

Meijia doesn’t really think that she, a eldest sister who doesn’t know how many years have passed, is very good, right?

"Mika, I think this Lin Chuan is really good. You can think about it carefully."

Meijia frowned and considered it for less than three seconds before shaking her head wildly: "I can't think about it at all."

She looked at Yuyou and her eyes lit up: "Yuyou, if you think he is very good, I can help you match him up."

"だめだ!だめだ! (No!)".

Guangu's instinctive shouting really startled Meijia. She glared at Guan Gu and said angrily: "I introduced a partner to Youyou, and my nephew Ziqiao didn't object. Guangu, why are you so excited?"

Sekiya was stunned when he heard this, and then he said coyly: "I think Yoyo is still on the rise in her career, so she shouldn't be in a hurry to find a boyfriend (other than me)."

"Who said that?"

Youyou pouted and said, "I'm going home for the New Year this year and my family is urging me to go on a blind date. I'm anxious to find a boyfriend, okay?"

"Really?"

Guangu's eyes suddenly lit up.

"oh……"

Meijia saw Xiaoxian covering her mouth and snickering, and Ziqiao looked at Guangu with an unhappy face, and she understood instantly.

turn out to be……

[Guangu, I really belong to you. 】

Meijia suddenly started gossiping, and her watery eyes kept wandering between Guangu and Youyou.

Meijia's unusual behavior confounded Youyou: "Mijia, what are you doing?"

"nothing."

Meijia touched Youyou's face and said meaningfully: "I just think that bystanders know better than the authorities."

"What's the meaning?"

Youyou couldn't figure it out.

After everyone chatted for a while, they all returned to the apartment.

That night, Youyou stopped Zi Qiao who wanted to go out to have fun.

"Tell me, what do you think?"

Youyou crossed her arms and said in an imposing manner.

"What do you think?"

Zi Qiao snorted: "You mean what am I going to do with those guys?

"Don't worry, I will definitely make them regret provoking me."

"That's not what I'm talking about, I'm talking about Meijia."

Youyou looked at her obscure nephew: "If Meijia is really together with Lin Chuan, what are you going to do?"

"What should I do? Let's eat it cold!"

Zi Qiao curled her lips indifferently: "I don't care about heaven and earth, but I can't care about my ex-girlfriend's relationship.

"If I really want to care about my ex-girlfriend's relationship, I won't be exhausted since I have so many ex-girlfriends."

"So you mean to leave it alone?" Youyou confirmed again.

Zi Qiao was a little irritated: "Meijia and I are just roommates, not ex-boyfriends. Why should I care about her?

"Besides... that Lin Chuan is really good."

Youyou sighed, stood up on tiptoes and gently touched Zi Qiao's head.

"I am your little aunt, we have grown up together since childhood, and I even dare to say that I know you better than your parents.

"I know that Meijia is different to you than other ex-girlfriends."

She paused, as if she couldn't bear to say the next words.

But Youyou finally gritted her teeth and said cruelly: "But you don't have the ability or the consciousness to give a girl happiness now.

"Mika is a good girl. If you can't give her the stability she wants, let her make her own choice.

"Great nephew, be good, let's just let nature take its course, okay?"

Zi Qiao was silent. After a moment, he said nonchalantly: "I know, I know."

He cut it and whispered.

"Really annoying!"

…

As an experienced hunter, Ziqiao knew that if his prey wanted to fall into the trap he had set, he would need enough patience and wisdom, so in the next few days, he still pretended that nothing happened, as if he should be drinking and picking up girls. Pick up girls.

And the group of sea kings still persisted in causing trouble for Zi Qiao. They would expose Zi Qiao's vest for no reason, and Zi Qiao received several slaps in the face.

In the past few days, Yifei has been introducing various dreams that are suitable for Zhanbo to Zhanbo, but unfortunately, Yifei's so-called dreams that are suitable for Zhanbo are all dreams that she thinks are suitable for Zhanbo.

Of course Zhan Bo complained about this, so he ran to Xiao Hei downstairs more and more frequently.

Zhang Wei has been very troubled recently. He is about to graduate from graduate school and is very preoccupied.

Although he has made adequate preparations for his defense in the near future and has found a job, his teacher is patting his chest to ensure that he can graduate successfully.

But Zhang Wei was still very nervous, even so nervous that he couldn't sleep all night like Zhan Bo.

In order to give himself enough energy to cope with the next thing, he asked Nanfeng for some sleeping pills and melatonin tonight.

After taking it mixed with steaming hot milk, Zhang Wei fell asleep peacefully.

Finally, Zhang Wei finally had a sweet dream.

Even though the dream was full of messy Qiong Yao dramas like the Emperor, Fifth Elder Brother, and Ziwei, Zhang Wei still felt that he slept soundly while half asleep, as if the aroma of hot milk was entering his nose in the dream. Drill.

The first ray of sunlight in the morning filtered through the bedroom glass, kissing Zhang Wei's bronzed skin affectionately.

The naked Zhang Wei was lying on the bed in the shape of a Tai, with a lewd and lewd smile on his face.

"My beloved concubine~ My beloved concubine~"

Zhang Wei murmured softly in his sleep.

As time slowly passed, the temperature of the sun gradually increased, making Zhang Wei unconsciously want to escape.

He turned over and lay on his right side, raised his left hand high, and then lowered it heavily.

As a crisp sound came from his ears, Zhang Wei, who was half asleep, subconsciously scratched it gently with his left hand. His fingertips seemed to touch a peeled and tender egg.

Zhang Wei slept in a daze. His chaotic brain seemed unable to understand what this touch represented in a short period of time. He just instinctively felt that this touch was very comfortable.

So he was still dreaming with his eyes squinted and a lewd smile on his face, and he was still mumbling: "My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine, when I marry the Queen Mother... I will make you a princess."

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Three minutes later, Zhang Wei's brain finally began to work slowly, and he gradually understood what the touch from his palm represented.

Zhang Wei suddenly opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a body that was also unclothed, fair and tender.

His hand was placed impartially on the other person's chest.

Zhang Wei was completely confused, and he began to wonder if he was having a nightmare.

He subconsciously wanted to pinch himself hard to see if he was in a dream.

However, Zhang Wei subconsciously used his left hand.

So with a hard squeeze of his left hand, another lazy call came from his ear.

Zhang Wei was struck by lightning.

Perhaps because of the pain, the person sharing the bed with him finally opened his green bean-sized eyes.

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes and saw the naked Zhang Wei looking at him dreamily with his eyes open. His hand even reached to his chest.

He looked down and found that his upper body was naked, and then he raised his head blankly and looked at Zhang Wei.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

After almost half a minute of silence, the two people's earth-shattering screams suddenly came from the small bedroom!

"Ahhhhh!!!"