Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Are you saying I was sleepwalking?"

In 3603, Zhang Wei pointed at himself in panic, and couldn't even speak clearly: "I, I, I, I, I... How could I sleepwalk?"

Mei Jia playfully imitated Zhang Wei's tone and said: "You, you, you, you, you... How can I know if you will sleepwalk?"

She patted Zhang Wei's shoulder heavily: "Your Majesty Zhang Wei, but you'd better admit that you were sleepwalking last night, otherwise I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda for what you did last night."

"Yes, I was sleepwalking."

Faced with Mei Jia's verbal threat, Zhang Wei decisively accepted the new setting that he might sleepwalk.

After all, if he didn't accept this setting, he would most likely be destroyed by Mei Jia.

"That's right."

Mei Jia smiled and touched Zhang Wei's head: "Good son, call me mom again?"

"Mei Jia, stop it!"

Zhang Wei pushed Mei Jia's hand away with disdain, and then covered his face with his hands in shame.

For Zhang Wei, calling Mei Jia, a girl younger than him, "mom" was really embarrassing.

"Hahahaha... Oh!"

Zeng Xiaoxian leaned on the sofa and laughed. He didn't care that Zhang Wei had poured milk on his head last night, but kept giving Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

"Zhang Wei, I didn't expect you to look so cowardly at ordinary times, but you turned out to be so domineering in your dreams.

"You keep saying I, I, I, I, you are probably going to restore the monarchy.

"If we call you Your Majesty now, when you succeed in restoring the monarchy, will you be a great marshal for us?

"Hahaha..."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed his signature mean laugh.

"Teacher Zeng, you! "

Zhang Wei's eyes widened with anger. He obviously didn't expect that this guy who had slept with him before would put on his clothes and ignore him, and laugh at his joke.

I didn't laugh at you when I said you were drunk and crazy just now.

Can we still be friends?

Zhang Wei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with grief and anger, and then he suddenly thought of something and laughed like Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng, I advise you not to be too proud too early. Don't forget how Meijia called you just now."

"What else can I call you? Isn't it just calling me Ai...fei?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked dazed, and he finally couldn't laugh.

This overly obvious name gave Xiaoxian a bad feeling.

After he was woken up by Zhang Wei's milk last night, didn't something terrible happen?

Xiaoxian immediately turned his head to look at Meijia, and he immediately urged anxiously: "Meijia, what happened next? What happened next? "

Mei Jia smiled sweetly: "The following story will be even more exciting."

...

Time goes back to 3604 last night.

After hearing Youyou's guess about Zhang Wei's sleepwalking, Guan Gu and Mei Jia exclaimed at the same time: "Sleepwalking?"

Guan Gu asked hurriedly: "Has Zhang Wei had the problem of sleepwalking before?"

"Never." Youyou shook her head.

"But just because he didn't have it before doesn't mean he doesn't have it now."

She pointed at Zhang Wei who was still crying while holding Mei Jia: "I think there is no better explanation for Zhang Wei's current situation except sleepwalking."

"That's right."

Guan Gu nodded: "So what should we do? Should we go up and wake Zhang Wei up?"

"You can try, but I don't think the success rate is high. "

After all, Meijia had just rushed directly to Zhang Wei, not only pulling his ears and yelling, but also pinching the soft flesh on Zhang Wei's waist, but Zhang Wei didn't wake up.

Youyou didn't have any hope that they could wake Zhang Wei up.

The fact was indeed as Youyou thought, the three of them tried their best but couldn't wake Zhang Wei up.

Not only that, Zhang Wei in the sleepwalking state was not only full of Chuunibyou, but also very aggressive, and he was also very powerful.

Guan Gu, who wanted to wake him up, was directly beaten hard by Zhang Wei as an assassin. This The punch made Guan Gu retreat repeatedly, holding his stomach and sweating profusely, unable to speak for a long time.

Zhang Wei wanted to take advantage of the victory and kill the assassin with his fist, but in the end, Mei Jia continued to pretend to be the queen mother and said that Guan Gu was a little eunuch in her palace. The filial Zhang Wei magnanimously spared Guan Gu's death.

Guan Gu, who had recovered, and You You, who was staggering, supported each other. Although Zhang Wei's punch was painful, it did not cause much damage to Guan Gu.

He even had the leisure to worry about the eunuch: "Mei Jia, you said I was your personal guard, eunuch is too ugly."

Mei Jia sneered: "The personal guard beside the queen mother, I'm afraid Zhang Wei will hear it and directly take a knife to castrate you, so that you will become the last eunuch in China... No, Japan."

Youyou looked at Zhang Wei who was always sleepwalking. Her already groggy head became even more confused: "Damn it, is Zhang Wei's sleep quality so good?

"Then he is still sleepwalking? "

[In his inner world, Nanfeng explained helplessly.]

[Zhang Wei came to me tonight and asked me if I had any sleeping pills.]

[As a result, after asking this question, he took away a whole bottle of sleeping pills and melatonin from me.]

[He definitely didn't dare to take too many sleeping pills, but I really don't know how much melatonin he took.]

[Although I repeatedly told him that taking these two things at the same time would not increase the efficacy of one of the drugs, and taking them at the same time frequently might even cause endocrine disorders.]

[But it is obvious that Zhang Wei didn't listen to me.]

[It seems that what is more terrifying than sleepwalking Zhang Wei is the sleepwalking Zhang Wei who can't wake up after taking the medicine.]

[I call it: Sleepwalking Zhang Wei plus!]

Just when the three of them were helpless against Sleepwalking Zhang Wei plus, Xiaoxian, who was choked by milk, also stood up staggeringly.

He looked up at the ceiling in a daze: "The quality of the ceiling of 3604 is really poor. It even leaks on rainy days. "

Zeng Xiaoxian's sudden voice startled Zhang Wei, who was sleepwalking. He picked up the pillow on the sofa and pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Bold thief, when did you come in? Are you trying to steal my graduation thesis!"

"Thief? What thief?"

Xiaoxian laughed and said, "Even if I am a thief, I am also a heart-stealing handsome thief!"

Listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's twists and turns of the word "handsome", Guan Gu silently complained, "Teacher Zeng really didn't forget his narcissism even when he was drunk."

"You are a heart-stealing handsome thief? ! ! "

Zhang Wei was immediately shocked: "Is it that the heart-stealing handsome thief Lu Xiaobu who does all kinds of evil and loves to take women's hearts and lungs? ! ! ”

Youyou has begun to doubt how much she drank tonight. Why did she think she had not lost her mind, but the scenes in front of her were like the whole world was drunk.

She asked dazedly: "What does this have to do with Ziqiao? Besides, the stealing of heart that Teacher Zeng mentioned is not the same as Zhang Wei's stealing of heart!"

The scene in front of her was already too weird, and what was even weirder was that one of them was drunk and the other was sleepwalking, but their brain circuits could actually match the channel.

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said: "No, no, no, the Lu Xiaobu you are talking about is my younger brother. His name is Stealing Lungs and Thief, and I am Stealing Heart Handsome...Chen He! ”

[In his inner world, the drunk Zeng Xiaoxian laughed proudly.]

[I am not stupid. How can a thief reveal his identity? Of course, I use a small account like Ziqiao!]

[It just so happens that I have never had the chance to use my small account called Chen He. Now it finally comes in handy.]

Xiaoxian's words surprised Zhang Wei even more: "So you two brothers are committing crimes together... Wait, since one of you steals the heart and the other steals the lungs, then you are not here to steal my graduation thesis?"

"Who wants to steal your graduation thesis? My Zijian has graduated a long time ago."

Drunk Zeng Xiaoxian had heard Zhang Wei's crying to the Queen Mother when he was just awakened by milk. He said proudly: "And I graduated with a master's degree in politics and history."

"So powerful?"

"Of course, do you think everyone is as ignorant as you, a tyrant?"

Mei Jia's eyes were about to pop out of her head in surprise: "How did they get on the same channel? These two guys actually acted together. ”

When she heard the word “act”, Youyou, who was originally dizzy, suddenly had a dazzling light in her eyes.

[Acting?]

[Are they acting?]

[They acted without calling me!]

At this time, Xiaoxian staggered towards Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, give me the phone, I still want to confess to Yifei."

"How dare you!

"You bastard not only called me by my real name, but you, a thief, even though I haven't taken a concubine yet, want to confess. You are simply unforgivable!"

After Zhang Wei said that, he grabbed the pillow and made a 360-degree rotation. The swinging pillow hit Zeng Xiaoxian's head directly.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was instantly deformed, and the whole person was slapped by Zhang Wei in the air more than one meter high and directly hit back on the sofa.

Guan Gu, who had just been punched by Zhang Wei, broke out in a cold sweat: "Zhang Wei, who is in a sleepwalking state, is too strong."

Meijia nodded with luck.

Fortunately, Zhang Wei's defense did not increase as much as his strength. I just took the initiative to make Zhang Wei unable to use his strength, and then by chance, I was mistaken for the queen mother by Zhang Wei, so I didn't face Zhang Wei's counterattack.

Otherwise, a girl like me really couldn't take a punch from Zhang Wei.

Just as Guan Gu and Mei Jia were amazed at Zhang Wei's attack power, Zeng Xiaoxian staggered up from the sofa and shouted in surprise: "Hehehe, it doesn't hurt!

"It doesn't hurt!"

Then Xiaoxian continued to walk towards the nearest Zhang Wei and asked him for his cell phone: "Zhang Wei, give me your cell phone quickly, I want to confess to Yifei, I love Yifei."

Xiaoxian's shocking words even stunned Zhang Wei, who was in a sleepwalking state: "What did you just say?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's breath sank into his dantian, and he shouted: "I said, I love Yifei!

"I! Love! Yi! Fei!"

Zhang Wei was shocked by Zeng Xiaoxian's howling and stepped back repeatedly.

"You said you love Yifei? You actually love Yifei?

He stared at Zeng Xiaoxian blankly, muttering and repeating: "You said you love Yifei... You love Yifei... You love Fei... Ai Fei...

"... Ai Fei?"

I don't know if it was the illusion of Meijia and the other two, they always felt that a strange light flashed in Zhang Wei's distracted eyes just now.

Zeng Xiaoxian had already walked to Zhang Wei at this moment, and he put his arm around Zhang Wei's shoulder and said confidently.

"Yes, I am Ai Fei! "

"You are my beloved concubine?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded heavily: "I am my beloved concubine!"

Zhang Wei suddenly hugged Zeng Xiaoxian and refused to let go.

"My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine... I miss you so much, I miss you so much!"