Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Guan Gu brought Zhang Wei to the kitchen, cut the ropes around their hands and went straight to Zi Qiao's bedroom.

He slapped Zi Qiao's door and shouted, "Zi Qiao! Come out!"

"Zi Qiao!!"

"Lv Zi Qiao!!!"

After a while, Zi Qiao, who was half asleep, opened the door.

He closed his eyes tightly and muttered in his sleep, "What are you doing?"

Guan Gu pushed Zhang Wei into Zi Qiao's arms and said with gritted teeth, "Zhang Wei is yours. Don't let him bother me again tonight, or the three of us will die together!"

He then angrily returned to his bedroom.

"What are you doing for me?"

"Hey!"

Zi Qiao saw Guan Gu slam the door shut, and turned his head to see Zhang Wei's innocent smile. He instantly felt his head grow bigger.

Zhang Wei was definitely a troublemaker, as he was able to do such a thing to Zhan Bo and Guan Gu, the most honest people in the apartment, in less than two nights.

I just want to have a good sleep, why do you suddenly let such a difficult guy hit me on the head.

Ziqiao immediately wailed loudly: "Guangu, can't you put it in a brown paper bag and burn it!"

Zhang Wei smiled at Ziqiao: "Good evening."

"Okay, okay, it's my bad luck tonight!"

Ziqiao sighed and pushed Zhang Wei back to his room helplessly.

"Go to bed! Go to sleep!"

After saying that, Ziqiao got into his own bed and wanted to continue sleeping.

Zhang Wei lay on Ziqiao's bed, his upper body did not move, and his lower body and buttocks twisted back and forth.

"Zi Qiao, your pillow is so hard, it's far worse than Guan Gu's pillow."

"Zi Qiao, your mattress is so hard, it's far worse than Guan Gu's mattress."

"Zi Qiao, your calves are also so hard, they're far worse than Guan Gu's calves."

"No, what the hell did you do to Guan Gu this whole night?!!"

Zi Qiao widened his eyes in horror and silently moved away from Zhang Wei.

"Brother, I beg you to be quiet and sleep well, I have a date tomorrow morning."

"Oh."

Zhang Wei closed his eyes. He had just watched the lawless web drama recommended by You You, and now he felt sleepy.

As the temperature in the quilt slowly rose, Zhang Wei's breathing gradually became steady and long, and he slowly, slowly fell into a beautiful dream.

Slowly, slowly...

He vaguely realized that someone was hugging his waist, and a rough and powerful hand was slowly reaching into his clothes.

Zhang Wei's whole body shuddered suddenly, and he kicked Ziqiao, who was hugging him, under the bed.

"Lv Ziqiao, you are a pervert!"

He pulled the quilt tightly to his chest and asked in horror: "When did you change your taste to like touching men?"

"Hiss..."

Ziqiao covered his waist and stood up awkwardly.

He rubbed his eyes and let out a long breath: "Oh, Zhang Wei."

"I was confused just now, and I thought someone was next to me..."

"Oops!"

Ziqiao rubbed his face: "Sorry, sorry, my occupational disease has come back."

Zhang Wei pulled his mouth and smiled unhappily: "You are quite professional in picking up girls!"

"Do what you love, and love each one you do."

Although Ziqiao was injured by Zhang Wei's kick, he was in the wrong after all, so he could only lie back on the bed with pain.

"It's okay, go to sleep."

He pressed his temple: "Don't worry, I will remember that you are next to me this time."

Zhang Wei stared at Zi Qiao: "It's not that I don't trust you, but your behavior just now really makes me feel uneasy."

"Okay."

Zi Qiao silently moved away from Zhang Wei and stuck to the bed: "I'll try to stay away from you, okay."

"Please go to sleep quickly, I'm so sleepy!"

"Okay."

Zhang Wei lay down on the other side with fear. Just as he was about to close his eyes, he heard Zi Qiao suddenly ask.

"By the way, Zhang Wei, do you know that your calves are also weak?"

"Hiss..."

Zhang Wei's body trembled and his scalp numbed when he heard this. At this moment, he finally understood Guan Gu's mood when he heard this.

"It's over, I really can't sleep now."

After being treated like this by Zi Qiao, Zhang Wei's sleepiness disappeared instantly.

Just now, Ziqiao's hand was just reaching into his clothes. What if he reaches into his pants when he falls asleep this time?

"Oh, don't worry!"

Ziqiao, who was just sleeping soundly but was kicked awake by Zhang Wei, felt that his head was about to explode. He wailed, "I have no interest in men, not at all!"

"But I really can't sleep now."

"Then count sheep, and you will fall asleep while counting."

"Oh."

Zhang Wei blinked and counted slowly: "One sheep, two sheep, three sheep."

"Four sheep, five sheep, six sheep."

"Seven sheep, eight sheep, nine sheep..."

"Damn!"

Ziqiao gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice, covering his ears tightly with both hands.

...

An hour later

"Two thousand and forty-six sheep, two thousand and forty-seven sheep..."

"Ahhhhhhh!!!"

After being tortured for an hour, Ziqiao stood up angrily. He looked at Zhang Wei fiercely and roared: "Why haven't you fallen asleep yet!"

"I don't know either."

Zhang Wei sat up and said slowly: "Actually, I always think this method is unscientific."

"Why?"

Zhang Wei clapped his hands and said: "Think about it, the method of counting sheep is spread from abroad.

"The pronunciation of sheep in English is very close to sleep, and it will have psychological hints if you read it too much."

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows: "So?"

Zhang Wei spread his hands: "But how can Chinese people use psychological hints in English?"

Zi Qiao laughed angrily: "Then what do you want?"

Zhang Wei said in high spirits: "I have a new way to help sleep, which is more effective and more direct."

"It is - count! Dumplings!"

Zi Qiao opened his mouth in astonishment.

Zhang Wei continued to explain to Zi Qiao: "Dumplings, sleep, this is the psychological hint of the Chinese!"

"Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Zhang Wei blinked and said confidently: "You asked me to count sheep. "

Zi Qiao clenched his fists, resisting the urge to punch Zhang Wei to death.

No mistakes in one post, one content, one 6, one 9, one book, one bar!

He lay down again, wailing, "Okay, I was wrong, you count."

Zhang Wei leaned against the head of the bed and continued to count slowly like counting sheep before: "One dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings, four dumplings..."

Three minutes later.

"Ninety-six dumplings, ninety-seven dumplings, ninety-eight dumplings..."

"Wait!"

Zhang Wei sat up suddenly, and the sudden shouting directly woke up Zi Qiao.

Zhang Wei looked at Zi Qiao and said as a matter of course: "I'm hungry. ”

Zi Qiao: o_o…

Zi Qiao: (╯▔蓝▔)╯!!!

He stared at Zhang Wei for a long time, and finally raised a finger at him in silence.

[Fuck you!!!]

…

In the early morning of the next day, because she had not found a job yet, she could only do odd jobs like Wan Yu and Curry Sauce before. Mei Jia, who was working the night shift, opened the door and returned to 3602.

She glanced at Zi Qiao, who was leaning on the sofa and dozing off, and asked curiously: "Zi Qiao, why don't you sleep in your room so late?"

"Ah?"

Zi Qiao woke up from his sleep again. He rubbed his face, and there was a hint of crying in his tone: "It's all because of Zhang Wei! Thanks to him, my sleep for the whole night is ruined!"

"Zhang Wei? Shouldn't he sleep with Guan Gu tonight? "

Without waiting for Ziqiao to reply, Meijia said, "I know. Zhang Wei was kicked here by Guangu like a ball."

She stretched her neck and looked around, "Where is Zhang Wei?"

"He couldn't sleep and clamored for dumplings, so I mixed two pieces of rat poison in his dumplings."

"Ah? ! ! "

Meijia was struck by lightning when she heard it: "You poisoned Zhang Wei to death? ! ! "

Ziqiao sighed and leaned back on the sofa in a low voice: "I swear, I really wanted to mix rat poison for him, but there are never rats on our sixth floor.

"I can only settle for the next best thing and mix two sleeping pills for him, hoping that he will calm down a bit."

Mei Jia blinked: "So he is asleep now?"

"No, he is sleepwalking."

"Sleepwalking?!!"

Mei Jia exclaimed: "Then did you tie up Zhang Wei?"

"Just kidding, Zhang Wei in a sleepwalking state is so strong that he is harder to hold down than the pigs slaughtered during the New Year in the village!"

Zi Qiao shrugged: And tonight he and I... just had a little misunderstanding, anyway, he is particularly resistant to me touching him now.

"He hits me as soon as I touch him, and he almost beat my lungs out just now!"

Mei Jia snorted: "Then you can't just let Zhang Wei sleepwalk alone, what if something happens."

Zi Qiao waved his hand: "Don't worry, nothing will happen, someone is watching him."

Mei Jia was stunned when she heard this: "Who?"

Mei Jia's question seemed to hit the mark of Zi Qiao, he raised his eyebrows, and a rippling smile appeared on his face.

"For a concept god-level existence like sleepwalking Zhang Wei, of course only another concept god in the apartment can compete with him."

He pointed to the half-open door of his bedroom and said, "They should be getting along now... not bad."

"What a mess."

Mei Jia muttered to Zi Qiao's bedroom.

When she walked to Zi Qiao's bedroom door, she gently pushed the door open and looked inside...

Mei Jia was struck by lightning in an instant, her eyes widened, and she shouted in disbelief.

"Teacher Zeng?!!"

In Zi Qiao's bedroom, Zhang Wei's eyes were dull and his eyes were straight, obviously he had entered a sleepwalking state.

At this moment, he was lying in the arms of Zeng Xiaoxian, who was blushing and drunk, and whispered: "My beloved! My beloved!"

"My great Qing Empire is over just like this."

"I can't accept this! I can't accept this, my beloved!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was so drunk that he didn't know who he was, smiled foolishly. He patted Zhang Wei's shoulder and said with a burp: "Your Majesty, I am here to accompany you."

"Hiccup~~~, Your Majesty, you must take care of yourself."

Mei Jia looked at the eye-catching scene in front of her with distorted features. She turned her head and asked Ziqiao: "Lv Ziqiao, why did Teacher Zeng get drunk like this?"

She pointed at Ziqiao's nose and asked: "Tell me the truth, is this your fault?"

"Of course."

Zi Qiao came over and laughed, "I cheated and deceived Teacher Zeng, and finally got her drunk."

"Teacher Zeng is here, 3602 is even; Zhang Wei's concubine is here, and he can finally calm down."

"Lv! Zi! Qiao!"

Mei Jia said angrily, "How can you treat Teacher Zeng like this? You are really too much!"

Zi Qiao pouted and pointed to the kitchen, "I prepared popcorn for you. You can appreciate this pair of fallen emperors and empresses from a close distance."

Mei Jia's eyes lit up instantly when she heard it, "Really?"

Zi Qiao nodded, "When I bought sleeping pills, I saw that the convenience store next door had a discount on popcorn, so I bought it."

"Zi Qiao, you are so great!"

Mei Jia rushed forward and hugged Zi Qiao, then ran to the kitchen excitedly, muttering to herself.

"Popcorn, my popcorn. "

[A fool is a fool... Where is the convenience store next to the drugstore downstairs?]

Zi Qiao crossed his arms, squinted his eyes and stared at Mei Jia's excited back, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.