Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to get rid of his mouth, and then he persuaded the angry Yifei to stop him.

If Yifei rushed to the door with anger, not to mention that the door might be kicked into pieces by her, even the pigeon couple would probably have to be plucked by Yifei for soup!

"Okay, auntie, don't bother with them!"

Zeng Xiaoxian hugged Yifei tightly and advised in a kind voice: "If you are really unhappy, I can dance the eyebrows dance for you."

"Go to die!"

Yifei gave Zeng Xiaoxian a elbow hit without any appreciation.

Xiaoxian grinned and said, "It's really not that I'm afraid of causing trouble, but isn't it unnecessary."

"We have a lot of adults, let them go."

Yifei snorted aggrievedly: "Whenever something happens, you will let me let them go."

"I am a teacher, not a horse!"

"Okay, okay, you are a teacher, you are a good teacher."

Xiaoxian comforted, "It is because you are a teacher that you can't always shout and beat and kill. In this era, corporal punishment education is no longer advocated."

"Besides, our top priority is to recruit a new couple, and there are so many couples waiting for interviews. Isn't it a waste of time to find them?"

"Say too ..."

Yifei nodded, then she looked up at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Then when will you hold it?"

"ah?"

Xiaoxian withdrew his hand and moved his body silently.

Yifei had been hugged by Zeng Xiaoxian for too long, and when she loosened her body, she felt a little chilled.

She took a sip of water uncomfortable and asked casually, "How long will it take for the third couple to arrive?"

"Forehead……"

Xiaoxian explained in a small voice like a mosquito and flies: "Actually they have arrived just now, but you were still going crazy at that time... In short, it's right that they've come and left."

"Depend on!"

Yifei suddenly became depressed: "Then we have to wait another half an hour?"

Xiaoxian nodded.

"Okay."

Yifei looked at the time, got up and walked towards the kitchen: "Did you not have breakfast yet? I'll make a breakfast for you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian narrowed his eyes into a slit when he heard this. He smiled humbly: "How can you be so embarrassed..."

Bang!

The sound of a kitchen knife slashing at the cutting board came from the kitchen, and Xiaoxian was shocked.

"You're welcome."

Yifei sorted out her scattered hair at the cold kitchen knife. She gritted her teeth and said, "It just so happens that I want to chop something now. How about eating braised pork ribs for breakfast?"

Xiaoxian's smile froze: "This... isn't eating ribs for breakfast too rich?"

"This is wherever you go."

Yifei said with a grim smile: "I still want to let everyone drink pigeon soup for three days!"

She said, chopping the kitchen knife at the chopping board again.

As the chopping board was cut in half with a knife, Zeng Xiaoxian closed his eyes with a ferocious face.

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In the following time, Yifei and Xiaoxian interviewed several couples one after another.

The fourth couple is two [gentle pet lovers] in the information. As a result, they brought three dogs and five cats during the interview. It is said that there are crawling pets such as lizards and snakes at home.

Before Yifei and Xiaoxian could refuse, their three dogs started fighting with Jiang's elbow.

With his flexible figure and IQ that far exceeds ordinary pets, Jiang Zhangzi successfully turned the war in the dog world into a cat and dog war within them.

As Jiang Zizi squinted her butt back to Meijia's bedroom with a winner's attitude, of course there is no need to say more about the results of the interview.

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The fifth couple was called "a patient with mild obsessive-compulsive disorder with cleanliness in the information" by Aunt Wang. When they arrived at 3602, they saw cat and dog hair scattered all over the ground, and suddenly burst into their mouths.

Before Yifei and Xiaoxian could explain the whole story to them, they said that the scene in front of them was just a small probability event. The couple had already taken out disposable cleaning tools from their bags and started hygiene as if no one else was around.

Not only that, the entire living room was sprayed with disinfectant from inside and outside.

Especially Yifei and Xiaoxian were sprayed back and forth by the couple more than ten times, using a full half of the can of disinfectant.

Half an hour later, the sixth couple arrived on time. They were directly sprayed with disinfectant by the fifth couple who were still doing hygiene. They ran away in a panic without even staying for half a minute.

Twenty minutes later, Xiaoxian and Yifei looked at the reflective floor, and they were very moved.

Then they expressed their regret to refuse.

Although the couple is really doing a good job of hygiene, the couple with obsessive-compulsive disorder is really scary.

The little cleanliness of Nanfeng and Zeng Xiaoxian are already troublesome enough. If this couple is added, there will probably be no garbage in the trash can on the entire sixth floor.

By then, everyone will probably have to smell the smell of disinfectant twenty-four hours a day.

Next is the seventh pair, the eighth pair, the ninth pair...

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Yifei and Xiaoxian interviewed from morning to noon, from noon to afternoon, and then from afternoon to evening.

They were dizzy and mentally distracted during the interview, but they had no more normal couples.

All are a bunch of weirdos!

The last couple to be interviewed today... Bridge engineer Xiaohua and his agent girlfriend Xiao Yueyue.

Xiaoxian stared at Xiaohua's face. No matter how he looked, he felt that Xiaohua had an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

Later he finally figured it out. Isn’t this guy the previous man who was crazy about Wan Yu, and even so perverted that he could upgrade his trash English level to a full score in GRE and TOEFL in one day - Li Hua!

[After that being said, why do such a capable person always ask students to help him write English letters and notifications! 】

【Written by yourself, bastard! ! ! 】

Zeng Xiaoxian, whose thinking was distorted, shook his head wildly, and grinned at Xiaohua and said dryly, "Xiaohua, I haven't seen you for so long, but I've been in love."

"Your girlfriend..."

Xiaoxian looked at Xiaohua's at least two hundred pounds and was challenging Xiaoyue, who was destroying a big burger in one go. He took a breath and then focused his head, "I'm so lucky."

[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Wan Yu and Xiao Yueyue beside him with expressionless eyes. 】

[One of them is slender, as thin as a bamboo pole, and the other is plump and strong, as stable as Mount Tai. 】

[On the objective reality alone, the weight of a small month is at least equal to that of Wan Yu. 】

【Wan Yu? Xiao Yueyue? 】

【Little Yueyue? Wan Yu? 】

[Zeng Xiaoxian smiled with a face: The girls Xiaohua likes... are all very extreme. 】

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Although Xiaohua and Xiaoyue have many problems, such as taking advantage, speaking domineeringly, and looking at people with their nostrils, from the moment, they are already so many couples interviewed by Yifei and Xiaoxian. The one that is most suitable for sharing.

Just as they were planning to take Xiaohua and Xiaoyue to 3604 for a walk, and the two sides had a good chat about their intentions and requirements for a long-term share, Ziqiao whistled and walked in slowly.

The moment he saw Xiao Yueyue, Ziqiao was stunned for a moment.

Isn’t this guy the agent of the black-hearted leather bag company who wants to cheat me, but he has cheated the entire fraud organization into the police station - Sister Flash? ! !

Ziqiao's eyes turned dark and his thoughts surged into his heart.

[Sister Shan cheated so much money, and was released so quickly? 】

[Then why did she come here? 】

[Did she say... she already knows that she was reported by me and is here to seek revenge on me now? 】

[Damn, are all so unreliable! 】

[No, I was using a small trumpet at that time. How did she know that I lived here? 】

[Oh my God, won’t they all come out, right? ! ! 】

[It's over. No matter how powerful Yifei is, it is easy to avoid open guns in the world, but it is difficult to prevent hidden arrows! 】

[Mika was right at the beginning, and she always had to pay back what she had done. 】

It’s not that Zi Qiao is so panicked. It’s because he saw too many bad people who had a record of the case when he was in society in his early years, but he was unscrupulous and lawless.

These guys feel that they are dead. They only want to do or don’t want to do everything, and they don’t have the ability or can’t do.

There is no mistake, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one 619, one book, one, one, one, one, one, one, a book!

Unless this kind of bad guy is more fierce and more jealous than them, he will have to remove a layer of skin when he is touched, not to mention that he is still the one who makes them in.

If he was the only one, Ziqiao would not be afraid. At worst, he would just run away to avoid the limelight.

But now they know their address, so they can escape, can Meijia and the others escape?

Ziqiao didn't have to think too much, he picked up the guy from the shelf by the wall and shouted tremblingly at "Sister Shan", "Sister Shan, it's me, Lu Xiaobu, I'm sorry for you, it's me who hurt you deeply .”

"All mistakes are my own fault. If you want to take revenge, just come to me."

"If you want to attack my friends, I will definitely... call the police!"

"Nani?!!"

Yifei and Xiaoxian were stunned when they heard this, as if they were struck by lightning.

The two people who didn't know the grudges and hatred between Ziqiao and Sister Shan heard the familiar keywords such as [Lu Xiaobu], [Sorry], [Help], and [Revenge] in Ziqiao's words, their One familiar scene after another suddenly appeared in my mind.

If we combine Zi Qiao's fixed identity of the girl opposite when she usually says this, the truth of the matter seems to be coming out.

Although he was calling Sister Shan instead of Xiao Yueyue, Ziqiao could use a small quotation when picking up girls. Why can't he just mess with a name?

Well, it's reasonable to think about it this way.

The only unreasonable thing is...

Yifei and Xiaoxian stared at Xiao Yueyue, who had just finished gnawing on the burger in front of them, and their faces were covered with oil. They couldn't help but cover their chests and leaned back slightly in fear.

Although they do not discriminate against their appearance and figure, this little Yueyue's figure is obviously not in line with Ziqiao's aesthetic.

Could it be that... Xiao Yueyue has gained weight in the past few years?

"hiss……"

Yifei and Xiaoxian couldn't help but snuck the air conditioner.

As for Xiaohua and Xiaoyue, they are even more confused now.

Xiaohua frowned and asked sternly, "Baby, what's going on?"

"Why did he call you Sister Shan and say that he is sorry for you, and that he has deeply hurt you?"

Xiao Yueyue shook her head blankly, her tone full of grievances: "Dear, I don't know either, I don't know him!"

Although Xiao Yueyue's accent is exactly the same as that of Sister Flash in terms of height, weight and profession, they are really not the same person.

Now that this happens, Xiao Yueyue can't figure out what's going on than everyone else.

Zi Qiao was full of surprise when she heard this. He could tell from Xiaohua that the two of them were at least in a relationship, and the man didn't seem to know anything.

Since this is the case, they definitely did not come specifically to seek revenge on themselves.

No matter whether the Flash caught Kaizi and wanted to make a big profit, or the true love of the ghost-loving person wanted to be a good person, as long as the opponent still had concerns or had weaknesses, then he would not be afraid.

They also have weaknesses and have a bottom line when doing things, and everyone is lying around the world, who is afraid of whom?

Zi Qiao thought about it and decided to fool what happened in front of her first, and then think carefully about how to solve the dangers that the Flash might bring to her peaceful life.

So he smiled flatteringly, "That may be because I recognized the wrong person. I regard Shan Yueyue as a strong female agent I know."

"Since we don't know each other, this is a pure misunderstanding."

It would be fine if Zi Qiao didn't say this. Xiaohua burst out on the spot as soon as she said this: "You also said you don't know. If you don't know, will you know that she is an agent?"

"ah?!!"

When Zi Qiao heard this, she felt as if she was struck by lightning.

[No, Sister Shan! 】

[It's okay if you open a black-hearted leather bag company to cheat piglets. If you are in love with others, Diao Kaizi will also pretend that he is an agent? ! ! 】

[This deceiving job is too rough! 】

He slapped his forehead in annoyance.

I originally wanted to use the profession of female agent to eliminate the suspicion, but I didn't expect that I would backfire.

To deceive different people, you have to use different names, identity and background to do different things. This is not considered an introductory training for scammers, but the most basic common sense.

As a result, the Flash just changed her name and didn't even want to make up her profession.

It's rough, this deceptive life is really rough.

When I first reported them, I thought this group of people was a straw troupe. Now it seems that they are simply a straw troupe among the straw troupe!

At this moment, not only Ziqiao was having a headache, but even Xiaoxian and Yifei were feeling dizzy and their legs were weak.

To be honest, they still didn't really believe that Ziqiao and Xiaoyueyue would be the ex-father relationship they imagined in their minds.

Although Xiao Yueyue would definitely be considered a beauty if she loses weight, the premise for saying this is that she loses weight first.

For Yifei and Xiaoxian who know Ziqiao very well, they may not believe in Ziqiao's morality, character and IQ, but they have never doubted Ziqiao's aesthetics.

Until now.

First, Ziqiao had no silver here, but suddenly denied that he didn't know Xiao Yueyue. It seemed that he wanted to break up with her immediately.

This familiar sense of déjà is very similar to Zi Qiao's treatment of his ex-girlfriend.

Of course, the most important thing is Xiaohua's words.

If Ziqiao really doesn’t know Xiao Yueyue, can she know that she is an agent?

In an instant, the swaying balance in Yifei and Xiaoxian's heart completely turned to one side.

This picture emerged in their minds:

[The green color is about to flow. On the endless grassland, Xiao Yueyue and Zi Qiao ride a thin donkey together. 】

[The donkey moved slowly half-deadly, and the two on its back were looking at each other affectionately, calling each other's names gently and lingeringly. 】

【Little Yueyue! 】

[Brother Xiao Bu! 】

【Little Yueyue! ! 】

[Brother Xiao Bu! ! 】

【Little Yueyue! ! ! 】

[Brother Xiao Bu! ! ! 】

[At this moment, Qiong Yao-style BGM sounded: You are Feng'er, I am Sha~~~]

【Enverity, to the end of the world ~~~】

[Under the blessing and set-up of BGM, the two looked at each other and smiled, closed their eyes at the same time, and pouted. 】

【And then…】

"ah!!!"

Yifei and Xiaoxian let out shrill wails.