Love: How can I play with everyone being yandere?
Chapter 46 Is this the Shura Field?
"Oh fuck!"
Li Liang was about to get up to get food when he heard Bai Shutong's slander. He was shocked and quickly retorted: "You are slandering me! She is slandering me!"
I swear to God, I have been so nice to her these days, I have never been so nice to my own mother...
I have to buy food and arrange drinks, why would someone suddenly say something like this? ?
Li Liang stared at Bai Shutong nervously, fearing that she would say something unfounded, and was ready to snatch the phone.
I'm not afraid of anything else, but I'm afraid that my mother will come back to kill me, and then my good days will be over.
As expected, when she heard that Bai Shutong was bullied, my mother immediately flew into a rage and yelled in a tone that could be heard by the people at the neighboring table: "Li Liang! You, a jerk from the grass of an Internet cafe, dare to treat Tongtong badly? Just wait, I will go back in a few days to celebrate the New Year with you!"
"What?!"
Li Liang was stunned. Does this mother have no IQ? Do you believe everything she says?!
So filial!
Bai Shutong realized that the joke had gone too far, so he quickly turned down the volume on his phone and explained in a gentle voice: "Mom, don't be angry, I was just joking, Li Liang is very nice to me."
"mom??"
Li Liang's eyes widened. How come she even called me "Mom"? And it was so natural? ? You two are the real mother and daughter, right?
Bai Shutong ignored Li Liang's reaction and just comforted his mother.
The people around him cast their eyes over here, looking at Li Liang and whispering: "Young people are playing so extravagantly nowadays..."
Li Liang realized that it was his address that caused them to misunderstand, and he quickly waved his hand to explain: "You misunderstood, I was calling the person on the phone, not her."
He looked around, then at the "mother and daughter" chatting animatedly. Suddenly, a feeling of powerlessness came over him. He imitated Bai Yaya, took out a gourd from somewhere and poured it on his face, saying, "How wonderful! How wonderful!"
Afterwards, Li Liang still received a few criticisms from his mother, which were completely nonsensical. She said that he was so ugly and still had girls like him. It was as if the place where he was buried in his previous life was struck by lightning and exploded...
He said a few perfunctory words and hung up quickly, fearing that he would go crazy if they continued talking.
But the only benefit is that you can get disaster relief funding after each call.
After receiving the money, Li Liang gave half of it to Bai Shutong, and then began to work hard, not stopping until he had earned enough.
As soon as the two of them walked out of the store, Li Liang spotted an ice cream vendor across the street and thought it would be nice to have something to help relieve the greasiness.
So he said to Bai Shutong: "Stand here and don't move. I'll buy you an ice cream."
After saying that, he ran away, fearing that she would react.
When I came to the ice cream machine, I looked around but didn't see the boss. Instead, I looked down and found an old man sitting next to it.
Li Liang asked politely: "Hello, how much do you sell this for?"
The old man looked at him with droopy eyelids and said, "Five dollars a pair, deodorizing."
Hearing this, Li Liang subconsciously covered his mouth. He had just eaten so much, could there still be a bad smell in his mouth?
Then he realized that the two people were not chatting on the same channel at all.
He pointed to the stall next to the old man's feet and asked: "Uncle, are you selling insoles?"
The old man rolled his eyes at Li Liang and said, "What else?"
"...Okay, just pretend I didn't ask. Do you know where the ice cream shop owner is?"
Li Liang was too lazy to argue with him and started asking about the business.
Unexpectedly, after hearing what Li Liang said, the old man stood up and introduced himself with a smile: "Young man, would you like to buy ice cream? I am the ice cream boss. Come on, how many do you want?"
"If there's a thief in the house, I can open the lock. If your wife runs away with someone, you can come to me. I can handle the lawsuit. If you're not feeling well, I, an old man, can also do some medical work..."
"?"
Li Liang's mouth twitched when he heard this. Isn't this domain too big?
He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, waved his hand and said: "No, no, I just want to buy two ice creams, please don't curse me..."
Hearing that he had failed to attract any customers, the old man's smile disappeared, and he squeezed out two pieces of ice cream and stuffed them into Li Liang's hands like he was taking a shit: "Five dollars in total."
After paying the money, Li Liang quickly fled, fearing that the old man would come up again and sell some random things.
Holding two pieces of ice cream, Li Liang walked back quickly, but he was dumbfounded when he reached Bai Shutong.
There were two people standing in the place where there should have been only one girl. The other person was very familiar to Li Liang. It was Shen Yueyan! ?
Li Liang saw that the situation was not good, so he turned around and tried to leave like a passerby, but was stopped by two voices behind him: "Stop!"
Li Liang felt his body stiffen, and he slowly turned around with an awkward smile on his face: "Haha, what a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet you two here..."
He never expected that he would run into Shen Yueyan today when he took Bai Shutong out for a walk. Did she mark the Flying Thunder God on me? ?
"Didn't you go buy me some ice cream? Why are you running away?"
Bai Shutong took a look at Shen Yueyan and naturally recognized that this was the woman that Li Liang brought back to his hometown.
As a woman, she could tell at a glance what the other person was thinking. She must like Li Liang, otherwise which ordinary friend would do her that kind of favor?
Thinking of this, her sense of crisis reached an unprecedented level. She had said before that if Li Liang had someone he liked, she could withdraw at any time.
Fortunately, Shen Yueyan didn't know all this.
Shen Yueyan didn't care about Bai Shutong's vigilant eyes at all. She walked up to Li Liang and greeted him: "Senior Li Liang, what a coincidence, I can meet you here."
Then she turned her eyes to the ice cream in his hand and asked with a smile: "Senior Li Liang, did you know I was coming and prepare this for me? Thank you so much."
After saying that, she tucked her hair behind her ears as if no one was around and bent down to lick the ice cream.
"!!!"
Li Liang trembled all over. He didn't expect Shen Yueyan to do this suddenly. Isn't this pushing himself into the fire pit? ?
Can't you just eat it yourself?
Sure enough, when he looked at Bai Shutong, he found that she was furious at the moment.
"Oh my god, come on, I'll give it to you two, you two can eat it!"
For the sake of his own safety, he quickly stuffed the ice cream into the hands of the two people and retreated rapidly.
"It seems that this sister has a good relationship with our Li Liang. Do you want to go for a walk together?" Bai Shutong said gritting her teeth. If they were not on the street now, she might have already taken action.
The implicit meaning of this statement is that you should get as far away from me as possible.
But Shen Yueyan didn't know whether she really didn't understand or was just pretending to be confused. She happily accepted it with a smile: "Okay, okay, it's been a long time since we went shopping, right, Senior Li Liang?"
Li Liang didn't expect the situation to develop like this.
reject?
If Chen Yueyan gets desperate and tells everything out, or if her illness can no longer be suppressed, then I will really have to clean up and be killed.
accept?
I don’t know what Bai Shutong will do to me when I get home.
Just as he was hesitating, he found that the smiles on Bai Shutong and Shen Yueyan's faces were getting colder and colder, as if they were forcing him to make a choice quickly.
“Hahahahaha114514! This damn Shura field!”
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