Lucky Pregnant Young Mistress

For a while, she wanted to get married, because when she got married, she could get together with Gu Zi and do whatever she wanted.

In fact, the reason why Tang Xiaomi is so shy is because he has no love experience, and once doubted whether he likes Qin Momo.

Besides, he and Gu Ziqing had just met, and she liked him in her heart.

So in the face of Gu Ziqing, she has a lot of physical instincts.

However, her heart is wild and unrestrained, but she has no experience.

Gu Ziqing looked at Tang Xiaomi's red face and almost died of laughter in his heart. He asked, "Xiaomi, how could you blush so easily?"

"No! No, In fact, I usually have a thick skin. I don't blush when I talk to Mo mo. I don't know why I feel nervous and blush when I see you. " Listening to Gu Ziqing's question, she can't wait to explain.

She doesn't want Gu Ziqing to feel that she is a little girl who doesn't care about everything. Besides, she is not suitable for blushing this year.

However, the reflection of her body instinct is beyond her control.

She thought that after she fell in love, she would be a hungry wolf. After all, she had been alone for 27 years!

She thought that after she fell in love, she would roll out of bed with her boyfriend all day.

Who knows that he is so worthless, has the color heart not the color gall, actually can only blush and giggle.

She didn't want to be like this in her heart, but when she saw Gu Ziqing's face, her head was empty.

Gu Zi listens to Tang Xiaomi saying that he can tell jokes. He can't laugh or cry. He thinks that he is a straightforward girl. He blushes and says he can tell jokes. He is really cute.

He would like to hear what Tang Xiaomi can tell.

So he asked, "what kind of jokes do you speak?"

Tang Xiaomi frowned and thought for a while. He recalled what he would say.

After a moment, she said, "I'll talk a lot."

"Tell me one."

"Ah?" Tang Xiaomi was stunned and told the story in front of the male god. It was not interesting! If it is too vulgar, will he dislike himself?

"Is that all right?" Gu Ziqing looks at the surprised Tang Xiaomi and asks again. He wants to see her expression when she tells dirty stories.

Tang Xiaomi listened to Gu Ziqing's questioning again, took a deep breath and pretended to be calm and said, "Well! Let me tell you something! If you don't speak well, don't despise me

"I will not despise you." Gu Ziqing wants to hear that the paragraph is false. He just wants to see Tang Xiaomi, who is more versatile.

Tang Xiaomi listened to Gu Ziqing's promise and bit his teeth, thinking, let it go.

Therefore, she said solemnly: "there was a fat man who wanted to lose weight. After going to the weight loss center, the staff told him to reduce 5 kg by 200 yuan, by 10 jin by 500 yuan, by 20 jin by 1000 yuan, by 30 jin by 5000 yuan. How much would he like to lose?"

"The fat man listened to the staff's offer, thought for a moment, and said," let's have five catties first! After he paid 200 yuan, he was taken to an empty room by the staff. In the room, there was a young girl. She saw the man coming and said to him with a smile, "you come after me, I'll run. If you chase me, I'll fight with you!"

"Then, the fat man began to chase the young girl, and when he got to the girl, the girl would really crack with him!"

"When the fat man left the weight loss center, he said that he had really lost 5 jin. He thought that the fat loss was too cost-effective. Not only did he lose weight, but also he could Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa! So the next day, he went to the weight loss center again. This time, he chose to lose 10 kg. After paying the money, he was taken to another empty house by the staff. "

"In the house, there was a beautiful woman in a bikini and said to him," you come after me, I'll run. If you catch me, I'll crack you! After hearing this, the fat man can't wait to go after the bikini beauty. When he catches up with the bikini girl, the beauty will be good, and he will crack it? "

"On the third day, the fat man came again. He paid 1000 yuan this time and wanted to lose 20 kg. In fact, he wanted to make a splash with a more beautiful woman. Sure enough, after entering the empty room, there was a hot, naked woman in the room who said to him," you come after me, I'll run. If you catch me, I'll fight with you! On the third day, the man succeeded again with this hot, naked woman

"In this way, the fat man became addicted to weight loss. He thought that he would reduce 5000 yuan today, because he thought that 1000 yuan could make such a beautiful woman. Maybe 5000 yuan was the best foreign beauty. Therefore, on the fourth day, he paid 5000 yuan and was taken into an empty room by the staff."

"But this time, there was no beauty in the empty room, only a black gorilla. The gorilla said to him," I'll chase you, you'll run. If you're chased by me, you'll have to fight with me! "

When Tang Xiaomi told this story, he was very serious and did not laugh. It seemed like a teacher was giving students lessons.

However, after her story was finished, the room suddenly became very quiet, and Gu Ziqing did not smile.Looking at Gu Zi's expressionless face, Tang Xiaomi thought, it's over! It's over! She killed herself and completely destroyed her impression in Gu Ziqing's mind.

At this time, Tang Xiaomi is extremely regret, regret that he should not tell this joke.

In the past, when she told this joke to Qin Momo, both of them were rolling with laughter, but they didn't expect that after telling Gu Ziqing this kind of effect, she did not laugh, nor did Gu Ziqing.

This meeting, Tang Xiaomi would like to dig a hole in the ground, shame, shame.

Across the table, Gu Ziqing looked at Tang Xiaomi, whose face turned white. "Pooh!" suddenly burst out with a laugh.

He had heard this story, but for the first time, he saw someone finish it as seriously as Tang Xiaomi.

He thought that Tang Xiaomi's expression at this time was more funny than the joke just now.

Tang Xiaomi looked at Gu Ziqing, who suddenly began to laugh. He patted his heart and took a long breath. He said, "you're scared to death. I thought I was wrong. You disliked me. But you're slow to respond. It took so long to laugh."

"I laugh because you are more funny than a joke, Xiaomi. Do you know that when you tell a joke, you are super cute."

Tang Xiaomi saw Gu Ziqing saying that she was cute, so she couldn't close her mouth.

Before Qin Mo Mo said she was cute, she didn't believe it!

Since Gu Ziqing said she was cute, she was cute.

Gu Ziqing thinks that Tang Xiaomi is really cute when he tells jokes seriously. He looks at her eyes wide open with the plot, her eyebrows dancing with the plot, her gestures with the plot, every expression and the first move are extremely lovely.

He couldn't bear to disturb her so seriously.

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