Madam, believe me, how can I be a minotaur?

Author: Shè Guǐ (R-Rated Ghost)

Synopsis:

Good news: I was reborn in Tokyo after dying from overwork, with money and a house, I can finally slack off!

Bad news: Because of excessive slacking, I was punished; if I don't cuckold others, I'll lose my 'cow-cow', and even physically turn into a blonde.

For the sake of his future happiness, Makoto Asano has to say things against his will and seduce beautiful girls who already have boyfriends, secret admirers, husbands, or fiancés.

The gentle girlfriend of the salaryman tenant next door, the degenerate honor student who went astray and became a spicy girl, the younger sister who doesn't want her child to lose their mother and replaces her deceased older sister as a wife, the active fashion model with an older sister's body but an extremely cute face, the deeply hidden young lady fiancée who is engaged to a yakuza boss's son...

What should one do after becoming a blonde?

Makoto smiled slightly and said faintly, "Madam, Miss, Mrs., you wouldn't want..."

Volume 1: The Newly Baked Blonde NTR Warrior

Chapter 1: ???? Gone

"Cow... cow-cow, my cow-cow is gone, ahhhhh!!!"

Tokyo, Shinjuku District.

Late at night.

In the bedroom of a luxury apartment, a handsome but somewhat slovenly blonde-haired boy took off his trousers, looked down at his 'cow-cow' that was only three centimeters long even when erect, and couldn't help but shed tears of pain.

Not long ago, Makoto Asano, who had been slacking off at home for a whole year, went out as usual to replenish some snacks and drinks at a nearby convenience store.

As a result, he ran into his high school classmate not far after going downstairs.

Although Makoto Asano's appearance had changed slightly from before, the classmate named Yoichi Shida still recognized him, took the initiative to greet him, and introduced him to his new girlfriend - Yuka Konno.

When greeting Makoto Asano, Yoichi Shida's tone was kind and familiar, with an enthusiastic smile on his face, as if he and Makoto Asano were friends for many years.

But in fact, the relationship between the two was not good.

Or rather, because he was handsome, had excellent grades, and was popular with girls, and was too lazy to manage interpersonal relationships, Makoto Asano's relationship with his high school classmates was not good.

When Yoichi Shida called him just now, he couldn't remember who this person was at first.

Compared to this classmate whose name he didn't even remember, he was more interested in Yuka Konno, who was wearing a hat and mask and looking at him with curious eyes.

Yuka Konno is very tall, at least one meter seventy, although she is much shorter than Makoto Asano, she is almost on par with Yoichi Shida standing next to her while wearing flat white shoes.

Her figure is exquisite and slender, her upper body is wearing a simple white long-sleeved shirt, the hem is casually tucked into a gray pleated skirt, and a thin layer of black stockings covers her straight and slender legs.

Although it is not very clear under the illumination of the street lights, according to Makoto Asano's many years of experience, it should be a pair of 15D black pantyhose.

It has to be said that Yuka Konno's legs wrapped in black silk are really straight and long, even Makoto Asano, who calls himself an honest man, couldn't help but glance at them a few more times.

But although her figure is very good and her legs are also good, what Makoto Asano cares about most is Yuka Konno's exposed eyes - he always feels like he has seen these eyes somewhere.

In addition to this, there is also her temperament.

Yuka Konno, who has gray hair hanging down to her waist, has a very unique temperament, like those fashion models or idols in magazines.

Makoto Asano can't say exactly who it is for a while, but he is sure that he has seen her somewhere.

Just as the two were looking at each other, Yoichi Shida was still enthusiastically asking Makoto Asano about his well-being.

But soon, looking at Makoto Asano's loose home clothes and unkempt appearance, he seemed to think that he was down on his luck, so Yoichi Shida, who had been jealous of him in school, directly started to be mean.

But this is not a problem for Makoto Asano.

After inheriting a large amount of inheritance and becoming a rich man, his mind has become very broad, and he doesn't care about other people's opinions now.

In his opinion, that is just the barking of a loser, and he doesn't plan to defend himself, he might as well take a few more glances at the long black silk legs.

In short, he was always absent-minded while chatting, thinking about when he could buy things and go home to play games, while instinctively saying some repetitive words to敷衍 (fū yǎn, perfunctory) him.

Makoto Asano did not hide his perfunctoriness, so Yoichi Shida naturally clearly felt his indifferent attitude.

Perhaps feeling that Makoto Asano dared to look down on him even though he was in such a state, Yoichi Shida directly became angry.

His head turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the irony implied in his words became more and more aggressive.

And things became wrong from then on.

"Looking at your current down-and-out appearance, Makoto, you haven't found a girlfriend yet, have you? Haha, you used to be very popular with those girls in school, they would be very disappointed if they saw you now."

"If you really can't find a girlfriend, Makoto, you can also come to me for help, although she is not that good-looking, Yuka still has many single friends, if you are willing to ask me, I might be able to introduce you to a few."

Just as Yoichi Shida tore his face and said such a thing, and Yuka Konno also looked at Makoto Asano and bent her eyes slightly, a sudden change occurred.

Makoto Asano, who had just thought of an excuse to leave, felt a stinging pain in his head as if he had been slapped in the face, and at the same time, an inorganic but emotional voice sounded in his head.

The moment he heard the voice, Makoto Asano's face changed, but he quickly reacted.

As a reborn person, he naturally knew what this voice meant.

He quickly said the reason he had thought of before and got away, running home in the confused eyes of Yoichi Shida and Yuka Konno.

While running, the voice in his head kept ringing.

【What's the difference between a person without dreams and trash fish!】

【Ding! Detected that the host has been slacking off for more than a year! A heavenly start has been mixed into a look that is looked down upon! The evaluation has been corrected from ordinary to: trash fish!】

【In order to correct the trash fish host's wrong idea of slacking off after living a good life, to cultivate a new era of good youth who have ideals, dare to take responsibility, can endure hardship and are willing to struggle, and achieve a great cause that will be passed down to later generations, a suitable system will be arranged for the trash fish host to assist!】

【Start detecting the trash fish host's true inner thoughts - Ding! Detection successful!】

【Start matching the most suitable system for the trash fish host - Ding! Matching successful!】

【Blonde NTR System, start!】

At the same time as the last sentence fell, Makoto Asano's hair instantly turned into an eye-catching yellow, and he successfully ran back to the apartment.

Fortunately, the lobby on the first floor of the apartment is empty now, so no one noticed the strange changes in him, including himself.

Makoto Asano endured the headache and walked into the elevator, pressing the button for the ninth floor.

During the time when the elevator was slowly rising, his thinking ability, which was not much left due to the pain, finally understood the situation - in the nineteenth year of being reborn into this world, his system finally arrived late.

But... what the hell is a Blonde NTR System?

Seriously, Makoto Asano has lived for almost fifty years in two lifetimes, and he dares to pat his chest and guarantee that he is a real pure love warrior, and he usually never reads NTR books and novels, let alone NTR-type eroge.

Even if you take a step back, if there are two... three... four... five... dozens of NTR-related works in his collection, that is also because he clicked on them in order to severely criticize the cuckolds in the comment area.

Therefore, Makoto Asano, who had just opened the door and returned home, directly questioned without regard for his still faintly aching head: "Wait! Blonde NTR?! I am a pure love warrior!"

As for the title of trash fish host, which is full of雌小鬼 (cí xiǎo guǐ, bratty girl) atmosphere, he directly ignored it.

But just like refuting his sophistry, the voice in his mind sounded again.

【The matching basis of this system is only the true thoughts in the trash fish host's heart.】

Lies don't hurt people, the truth is a quick knife, a plain sentence made Makoto Asano directly break the defense.

"Bullshit!" He waved his hands and shouted at the air in front of him: "You are slandering, you know? I'm going to sue you for slander, I'm suing you for slander!"

Makoto Asano admitted that although it came a little late, the system did come after all, which inevitably made him have some expectations and excitement for it.

But this broken system is good, it first gave his head a big slap in the face, and then gave him some Blonde NTR System, and said it was based on his true inner thoughts.

What a joke! This is an insult to him as a pure love warrior!

He can accept other people's sarcasm about him in other aspects, but he will never accept other people's questioning of his identity as a pure love warrior!

He, Makoto Asano, doesn't want this dogshit system that only knows how to smear and spread rumors!

This time, the voice ignored Makoto Asano's anger and accusations, but issued a ruthless judgment.

【Because the trash fish host does not have the consciousness of being a reborn person, and the slacking time exceeds one year, in order to urge the trash fish host to fulfill his responsibility as a reborn person, the trash fish host will be punished - the O*Kim shortens fifteen centimeters!】

Author's words: The new book is launched, please click on the collection and follow up reading.

This is really important to this horny ghost!

Chapter 2: Blonde Boy and White Moonlight Beautiful Girl

Makoto Asano was stunned for a moment, then ran back to the bedroom in a panic.

Because he was too flustered, he accidentally bumped his left little toe, but he couldn't care about these trivial matters now.

He doesn't plan to argue with the guy in his head about Blonde NTR or pure love warrior anymore.

If there are no accidents, his 'cow-cow' should be, or rather, has already had an accident.

Makoto Asano, who ran into the bedroom, turned green and tore off his pants and looked down...

Fuck, this dog system is for real!

Makoto Asano's face turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye, but obviously, he didn't plan to give up yet.

After being stunned for a while, he picked up his iPad that he used to watch anime, opened a black and yellow software with a mysterious letter icon, and randomly found a video he had collected before to watch.

Although he entered a state of combat readiness for a longer time this time because of too many bad things happening in a short period of time.

But soon, looking down at his 'cow-cow' that was a lot shorter, he couldn't help but shed sad tears.

"Cow-cow... my cow-cow is gone..."

After realizing this fact, Makoto Asano fell into a trance, his eyes dull as if he had been gang-raped by life ten thousand times.

Perhaps unwilling to see a pure boy like his host fall into such a miserable state, Makoto Asano didn't have to wait too long, and the system prompt sounded again.

【This punishment is only a warning to the trash fish host for slacking off, and will be restored to its original state after completing the novice task.】

【Release novice task: Please find a suitable NTR object within three days.】

【Task completion reward: Body returns to its original state, and the complete system function is turned on.】

【Task failure penalty: Body remains in its current state, all property is confiscated, and the system is cancelled.】