Madam is a Superstar

   Chapter 296 Where is our toilet?

   "What else is there to hear?"

  Miao Shui was in a good mood, so he really listened to his disciple's words, calmed his mind and listened carefully. It's okay not to listen.

   When he heard the smile, he immediately closed his eyes. He pursed his sweet lips, and the expression on the wrinkled old face was indescribable.

  Song Qing is a natural anti-bone, and he has been raised by his old wife since childhood.

   I learned a lot of Miao Shui’s bad habits, such as taking the opportunity to make fun of people,

   "Master, how is it, does it sound good? Are the mountains and rivers good to support people?"

   Knowing that the apprentice is no better than the master, knowing that the child is making fun of himself,

   The old woman pouted, and felt that it was not good to talk about people behind her back, so she lowered her voice and muttered,

   "No matter how well cooked a pot of porridge is, there will always be a few mouse droppings, right?"

  Song Qing smiled without saying a word, his eyes with a seven-point smile fell on the bright mobile phone screen,

   Click into the chat dialog of the star friend, press the small video record button to record a short section of the village scenery,

  After sending, the slender and light-white fingertips tap the keyboard to type a line of words,

   Dayuan Second God Stick

  【Husband, we are almost at the door of the house. I will call you after I introduce Master to my grandparents and they get to know each other well.

  Have you eaten this point? What to eat? Eat a little more, or you won't be able to hold me when my belly gets bigger in the future. 】

   "Tsk tsk tsk, greasy and sticky, it really gave the old lady goosebumps."

  Miaoshui's short, slender body came over at some point, and took a peek at him,

   turned his head and pretended that nothing had happened, looked at the unripe green rice ears in the paddy field,

   I despised myself and sighed that one or two sentences. After all, old man, I don’t look into your eyes and say, I’m not talking about you,

  If you think I'm talking about you, then you are in the right seat, and it has nothing to do with the old lady. The old lady can't do anything about it.

  The sky is full of splendid rays of sunshine swaying over the whole village, and a few strands of Miaoshui's silver-white hair are reflected on the temples.

  reflects a layer of light golden halo, which echoes the scenery outside the car window very beautifully.

  Song Qing put the phone in her bag and chuckled, her mood was inexplicably calm at this moment,

   "Old urchin."

  In front of the Song family courtyard,

  Grandpa Song stood under the shade of the loquat tree at the entrance of the small courtyard, smoking a dry cigarette.

   Seeing the two Porsche cars approaching the house, he happily turned around to inform his wife who was busy in the kitchen,

   "Wife, our girl is back, is your white duck soup good?"

   "Alright, alright, how can it not be good after spending most of the day in the pot."

   There was a sound of agreement in the kitchen, and after a while, Grandma Song walked out with a clean apron on her hands.

   "The bad girl is back? Where is it? Let me see, oh, it's not our bad girl."

   There was movement from the three-story building next door, Aunt Xiang came out with food in her hand,

   "Uncle Song, Aunt Song, girl Qing is back? When are you going to the big city in Beijing?

  I haven’t been to our capital for most of my life, so when your second elder comes back, you can tell me well,

  It also opened my eyes, I went to the village tomorrow to chat, and I could say a few more words. "

   Both elders know that Sister Xiang has no bad intentions and is willing to deal with it. After all, that sentence is there,

   Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. Usually, I can help me if I say hello.

   "Sure, when you come back, girl, what do you want to know, as long as I know, I will tell you,

   I'll buy some specialties over there and bring them back to you, we'll eat and chat in this yard at night,"

   Grandma Song is a cheerful person, she just agrees without shirk. It just so happens that Aunt Xiang likes the cheerfulness of Grandma Song, so she nods with a smile,

   "Hey, it's good to dare!"

   Grandpa Song doesn't talk much and doesn't like to get involved in women's family affairs, so he just stood by and listened.

   His eyes were looking at the two cars that were getting closer and closer to home. In the blink of an eye,

  The two Porsches stopped firmly at the gate of the small courtyard, and the two old men walked over to greet them.

  Aunt Xiang was standing in front of her house, looking up while eating,

   When the child came back, what would happen if she, an outsider, followed along.

   "Qingqing."

   Following Grandma Song's kind call, Song Qing opened the car door and looked at the two old men.

   Looking at Grandpa Song, Grandpa Song, who has not shown old age for half a year, with a bright and moving face showing a smile,

   Quickly took a few steps forward, opened his arms and hugged Grandma Song and Grandpa Song,

   "Grandma, how are you, how are you? This time your granddaughter, I came back a few days late, do you particularly want me to talk about me every day?"

   In front of the two elders, Song Qing can always show a childish side involuntarily,

   wrapped her arms around Grandma Song's shoulders and was unwilling to let go, which provoked Grandma Song pretending to be disgusted to go and go,

   "You're a shameless girl, so why don't you come back a few days late, and talk about you every day, so that you're a big face."

   "Girl, don't listen to your mother, your mother can't sleep every night and talk to me about you,

   I am worried that you will not know how to take care of yourself when you are pregnant, or that you will not be able to eat and sleep well, she is a knife-mouthed tofu-hearted woman. "

   Grandpa Song rarely opened his mouth to demolish his wife's desk, and the dry cigarettes he was smoking quietly hid behind him.

  Song Qing saw it in his eyes and remembered it in his heart, and while he was full of emotions, he felt as if he had forgotten something.

   Until a series of coughing sounds of Miao Shui sounded behind him, he patted his forehead to react.

   hurriedly let go of Grandma Song's shoulders, and went over to invite the little old lady who was standing beside A You, and introduced them to the two elders with a smile,

   "Grandpa, this is the one I told you, my master, master, this is the grandparents who raised me here."

  'Here' is used very cleverly, it can refer to both the village outside the mountain and this other world.

  Miaoshui has been a high priest in the palace for decades, and it goes without saying that he is transcendental to the world.

   In addition to the colorful beggar gang shirts that did not take the usual way, the two old men who saw Miaoshui for the first time were a little embarrassed.

   "Sister..."

   The old lady saw that the two elders were cramped, so she glared angrily at the apprentice who couldn't even introduce herself well.

   The wrinkles at the end of the eyes are stretched, and the very familiar step forward and the two elders have a relationship,

   "Old sister and brother, it's the first time we meet, hello, hello, old lady, I am the master of your granddaughter,

  My name is Miao Shui, you can just call me Miao Shui girl, you don't have to think that there is anything, I am a casual and easy-going person. "

  Miao Shui shook hands with the two elders one after another, then pulled Grandma Song aside after shaking hands, whispering in a low voice mysteriously,

   "Old sister, where is our toilet, I've been holding it all the way, I am so old,

   If you can't help diapering your crotch like a three-year-old kid later, it won't be a big joke. "

   Just this sentence shortened the unfamiliar distance between the two old people. Grandma Song patted her thigh and pulled Miao Shui and walked into the small courtyard first.

   "Sorry, you said that this bad girl is also, and I don't know how to stop at the rest station on the way. Sister, come in with me quickly, and I will take you there."

   (end of this chapter)