Madman in a Fantasy World

22. The pig… can you talk!?

“This, stop now…”

The guy who came to kill me was drooling and twitching.

“Ugh, it’s dirty.”

If someone I don’t know sees it, they’ll know that it was sexual torture.

Seeing the figure of the deceased who had just left, I felt dirty, so I just killed it.

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“It’s too sweet~”

Even irredeemable garbage is dedicated to experience points like this, so isn’t there no garbage that can’t be recycled in this world?

And what the hell was the writer thinking when he let people get experience points?

Damn it because I’m a kind and rational intellectual. If I gave this trait to a serial killer, the empire would have been destroyed before the demons invaded.

“Luke.”

“Uh. Is it over?”

“Yes. I recorded the location and even the requester.”

“It’s cooler than I thought.”

Whenever he vigorously said that he wouldn’t talk even if he was tortured, the bastard he just killed couldn’t last even a day and in just a few hours took on the appearance of a masochist who had been taken care of by a sadist and confessed everything he didn’t have.

Of course, it actually blew faster, but I was bothered for hours just because I wanted to bother.

According to the information blown by Doonger, the name of the guy who is targeting me is Dyne Berkeley.

He is an aristocrat with the viscount class of the Empire, running a small merchant company on the outside, but on the inside, he is a piece of garbage that secretly kidnaps people and sells them as slaves to the Empire.

“What are you going to do now?”

“What?”

“Are you leaving right now?”

“No? Are you going to sleep?”

I stayed up all night because of those bastards, but I have to sleep.

According to the current Labor Standards Act in Korea, the maximum working hours per day is 8 hours.

I’ve already caught a rhino horn, an iron horn, and even a gun, and I’ve passed 8 hours, so I’m going to sleep right away.

What if a monster attacks now? Then you’ll get a good night’s sleep.

What if demons attack now? I’ll get a good night’s sleep though.

What if the demons attack now? Even if I die, I will sleep well.

“… aren’t you going to take care of it right away?”

“What are you doing? Anyway, the client who sent them wouldn’t even know they were dead.”

It’s not like I’m asking you to come and say, ‘Please kill me!’

This is a labor law violation. I will report it to the labor office right away.

“Anyway, I’m going to sleep, so don’t disturb me.”

“······Yes.”

***

A person who always keeps his word.

That was Luke.

As soon as Luna finished speaking, she looked at the sleeping Luke from the side and thought.

‘I want to go even alone.’

He didn’t even think about looking for him because he didn’t know who kidnapped him, and even if he felt resentful, there was no way.

But today an incident happened.

I came to spread information on my own feet.

It is said that the person who massacred his family is hiding somewhere in the same land as himself, but who can rationally judge it?

Luna wanted to go kill Dyne Berkeley by herself right now.

Even if it’s morning time when the sun starts to rise.

But there is only one reason why not. It was because of Luke.

‘If I didn’t handle it properly and was taken as a hostage…’

Die.

Not by Dine Berkeley, but by Luke.

The person Luna had been seeing for several days was a man named Luke who had no hesitation in his actions.

It seemed like this would happen if he went in alone and didn’t handle it properly and was taken hostage.

– If you want to save the hostage, throw away your weapon!

– What to do, you idiot! search together!

And the scene where the sword penetrates himself and Dyne Berkeley together.

Such a scene was automatically drawn in Luna’s head.

‘If it’s Luke-sama, it’s probably… No, I’m sure he would.’

Because she didn’t want to be treated like that, Luna was still able to judge rationally.

“Sigh···.”

I can think rationally, so only a few hours feel like an eternity.

Luna picked up a mop and wiped the floor to forget the thoughts in her head.

If I do something, I wonder if time will pass quickly and I can forget about it.

He wiped the blood that splattered in all directions when the assassins were decapitated.

He wiped the blood from the hardened floor.

When he was decapitated, it splashed in all directions like a fountain, wiping the blood off the wall.

After tidying up like that, there was nothing to do, so I forced myself out of a little fatigue and lay down next to Luke to sleep.

Hoping time passes quickly.

***

“Come~ let’s go~”

“…then we’ll find out first.”

“If you get caught, they’ll come to you first, isn’t it a good thing?”

“·······.”

Currently, we are in front of the entrance to the basement according to the information obtained from the conversation with the assassin.

I was hiding in an unusually deep place in a dark, narrow maze-like back alley, in case someone wasn’t an offender.

If we didn’t have the information, we would have had to search the back alleys for days. It might have been quicker to give up because it was annoying.

“But it’s really a waste. There are no CS bullets.”

The opponent is hiding underground. What are the characteristics of the underground?

There are no windows, but even if there are, it’s so fucking stupid that ventilation is not possible.

All sides are blocked and there is only one door.

At this time, just throw a CS bullet and say ‘Gas! gas! If you shout ‘Gas!’, you’ll pass out from the inside or run away in a hurry, like catching cockroaches with smoke.

Then just stand in front of the entrance and swing your sword a few times to slit his throat.

“What is a CS bullet?”

“Yes. If you throw something like a bottle, smoke comes out from inside.”

“Is it like a smoke screen?”

“There is something more painful than a smoke screen. Tears and mucus come out.”

I don’t know because I haven’t actually tried it, but I’m sure it’s because it’s actually painful.

“Okay. Let’s go in now. Kill him quickly and go get the weapon from him.”

“Killing is certain…”

“If you want to kill someone, you have to be prepared to die.”

It’s an excuse, it’s just killing because it’s experience.

I took the lead and went down the stairs.

It was a dark staircase without a single light, and I wondered if there really was someone living below.

And the stairs were fucking long.

How much did you want to hide it, how did you build a building so deep?

I missed escalators and elevators very much.

About 10 minutes. Continuing down the stairs, there was an iron door, and a small light was shining from a lantern hanging next to the door.

-smart.

When I knocked on the iron door, which looked like I had to tell anyone the password, a square hole at my eye level opened and two pupils came out.

“password.”

“I love you~♡”

Eventually, the hole closed.

“Huh? Isn’t this?”

-smart.

When I knocked again, the person inside the door had no choice but to respond.

“password.”

“Do you know Tao?”

Then, this time, the hole nervously closed.

“I’m going to have a good time! I’m going to have a good time!”

-smart.

I knocked for the last time.

Then, after a while, the hole opened, and he said as if it was his last chance.

“Haa… the password.”

“Your mother.”

-bang!!!

I punched the door and flew to the opposite wall.

“Oooh.”

“…that’s too harsh.”

“What do you think? I’m going to kill them all.”

By the way, the man who just asked for the password at the door was crushed by the door and was nowhere to be seen, but judging by the blood flowing on the floor, he either passed out or passed out.

But I like certain things, so I jumped on top of the door a few times while stepping on the door as a confirmation kill.

“·······.”

“Okay. I’m pretty sure he’s dead since he doesn’t hear anything.”

After passing through the entrance, there was a hallway wide enough for two people to pass through, and not far away I saw a wooden door engraved with antique patterns.

When I opened the door, there was a room so luxurious that I couldn’t believe it was a room in the basement.

And something sitting on a chair on the other side of the door said.

“Ha. To die on their own feet, stupid commoners—-.”

“Wow crazy! Luna, pigs talk!”

Is this a fantasy!?

There’s a pig that talks! The chest grows magnificent!

I wondered if it was an orc with high intelligence, but judging by the skin color, it was a pig.

“This son of a bitch…! Who is that?”

“But who is the owner of this place? You put clothes on the pigs and raise them. Is there anything you can do? You have to put the pigs in cages and raise them. I don’t know who the owner is, but he looks really stupid.”

“Luke-sama… That person is our target, Dine Berkeley…”

“What!? That’s a person!?”

How could someone like that!?

It’s a fantasy after all!

Pigs can be people too.

“Well, if you use Polymorph, you can turn into a human, but there’s no reason not to call it a pig.”

“Profit…! Hans!!”

“According to the Lord’s will.”

When the pig cried ‘Kwuik!’, a man in a butler’s uniform appeared from the wall.

As soon as it appeared, it charged at us, and Luna responded.

***

– Kang!

Luna’s sword and Hans’ sword crossed, creating a rupture.

“Keuk keuk. It seems like he’s dealing with a sword while he was a slave, but Hans can’t win!”

Although he usually acts as his butler and assists with overall work, he was a person who showed off his exceptional skills among the assassins trained by the Berkeley family.

I wouldn’t know if the compatibility wasn’t good, but as long as they were fighting with the same weapon, they weren’t the only ones who would lose to slaves.

As evidence of that, Luna’s body began to get more and more scars, and even when she saw Dain Berkeley, who was unfamiliar with the fight, she could feel her winning spirit rising.

“… oops!”

“hahahahaha! Fool! Coming to die on my own feet!”

“Lunamon evolves! If we evolve, we can win!”

“·······?”

A man’s voice suddenly came from beside him.

Dyne felt puzzled and turned his head, and Luke, who had been with Luna until just now, came and sat down at the table next to him before he knew it.

He was eating popcorn watching the fight beside him.

“Oh, sooner or later…!”

“Dain!!”

“Oh, don’t mind me and go on. Or he’ll die.”

Luke said while pressing his finger on the crown of Dyne’s head.

The only thing Dyne, who couldn’t fight, could do was make his face blue and hope Hans would win.

However, Seung-gi began to turn to Luna more and more as he cared about Da-in, who was taken hostage, and Da-in had no choice but to leave Kang-soo.

“If you don’t help now, your slave could die. Is that okay?”

This was Dyne’s plan, which he thought was better than having Luke take part in the fight, which would put Hans at a disadvantage, but it would be better than making him keep caring about being held hostage.

However, Luke was more crazy than Dyne thought.

“If you fall behind, you fall behind.”

If you live with this much to die, you cannot live in this harsh world.

A few months from now, the S-class monster Behemoth is scheduled to invade the sky above the academy, and if you start begging at such a hogu, then you will surely die.

“What, what are you talking about! That’s your slave!?”

“Oh noisy! Why is the pig talking so much!”

Luke’s fist hit the top of Dyne’s head.

“Kkeuk!?”

“Now you’re the pig I know.”

“Dain!!”

Hearing the sound of picking a pig, Hans turned to Dain, but the cost of losing his eyes during the fight was high.

This is because Luna, who wrapped herself in wind, cut Hans’s throat with one shot.

“Hans! Noooo!!”

“·······?”

The identity of the voice that called Hans anxiously was not Dain.

“Do you want me to lose…”

“But. I haven’t eaten much popcorn, but it’s not fun when it’s over already.”

Even Hans, whom he believed in, died.

There was nothing Dyne could do now.

“Then let’s quickly deal with this pig.”

“Now, hold on! I’ll give you money! If you want, a slave prettier than that bitch!”

All Dyne could do was to survive even if he gave up everything he had.

As long as you survive, you can recover as much as you like. Revenge, the butler, and money are everything.

“Five···.”

look at that Aren’t you worried about the word money because you think you’re not an insignificant commoner?

‘I should have done this earlier.’

“Yes! I’ll give you anything you want as long as you let me live! Money or no—“

“la!”

– Perok!

Luke’s fist plunged into Dyne’s face.

Dyne flew back from the chair with a bang.

“Come on, come on, come on, come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The series of blows continued until Luna dried up.

“Lu, Luke, wait!”

“Why are you trying to kill me?”

His desire to kill was like a chimney, but even if he was rotten, he was a noble of the empire. If the imperial investigation came in later, he could be reprimanded, so he had to avoid murder.

If you go out with Luke, this will happen often, but if you kill him every time, you might be kicked out of the city as well as the empire.

“I have a good idea.”

That’s why Luna suggested it in a whisper.

“Wow… even if you drank, that’s a bit…”

“Kuhmm… so what’s my plan?”

“Would it be fun?”