Madman in a Fantasy World

29. Ogre Do-Doo-Doo-Do

Ogre.

Ogres, commonly referred to as greenskins, are common in fantasy and are known to everyone.

It is said to be a strong pig, so strong power is essential. Its tough leather makes it difficult to sharpen the blade, and although it is a kebab, it is a monster that also has high-speed regeneration depending on the setting.

‘by the way. Isn’t green skin discrimination based on skin color?’

I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, but aren’t we teasing that the word green skin itself is super cool?

There is no racial discrimination based on skin color here, so don’t you know?

Anyway, that’s our goal for today.

‘How many monster-like monsters?’

Goblins are too weak. To be honest, it felt like I was dealing with Jammin holding a weapon, so I was happy because it felt like I was really educating elementary school students hiding behind anonymity rather than monsters.

and War Wolf. just a bitch There are tons of videos on educating dogs on YouTube, so if you’ve seen them even once, hunting becomes so easy.

Lastly, rhino horn. What will you do after defeating the herbivorous monster? It’s no different from an idiot who likes to throw a stone at a spider hanging on a spider’s web on the way and then says “I won!”

In that sense, I’m really looking forward to today.

In this world, ogres are class D monsters, but in other worlds, they are portrayed quite strongly.

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My mouth is already salivating.

“Qu-he-he-he-he.”

“······Can you please do something about that strange smile?”

“But. I’m looking forward to it. What should I do?”

Luna, can’t you even expect it? Are you an ogre?

“It’s a quest that everyone does for money, not a quest for romance like Luke-sama.”

I have no choice but to work to make ends meet, but I want to earn a lot of money.

Is it because there is no choice but to do it because it makes money as much as risking one’s life?

They didn’t really live in a world without monsters, so they didn’t know this pleasure.

I wake up at 7 am, prepare for work, work hard, get off work at 6 am, and come home at 7 am, I don’t know the feeling. After eating and playing for a few hours, it’s time to go back to sleep.

This life repeats over several decades. how boring Even adventurers are freelancers after all. A job you do when you want to work and don’t when you don’t want to.

I don’t have a boss, so I don’t have to be scolded, and I don’t have to work overtime without luck and get called out to a dinner by a crazy old man.

‘Should I spread the greatness of monsters by creating a monster church later?’

They make weapons and armor with monster materials, catch and eat monsters instead of scarce food, and grow monsters into special products in some areas.

That’s why if the favor continues, you know it’s a right.

“So where should we go now?”

“You have to go left here.”

“Ehh… what’s bothering you so much?”

All forests are forests. What is left and right, and there is no such thing.

“It can’t be helped. As much as the Empire puts its neck on fostering talent, the academy is always given priority.”

Chet. damn empire.

You should have recognized Adela earlier when she said it was near the academy.

We didn’t know, but it seems today was the academy’s practice day.

I was just wandering around without knowing anything before and I met a professor at the academy. Professors who didn’t know Luke mistook me for their student when they saw me in a school uniform, but the professors who knew that I had dropped out only gave me a warning.

He answered that he knew because he said that unless you are a student at the academy, you shouldn’t wear a school uniform.

Of course, I have no intention of changing.

‘Orders without paying for clothes?’

How expensive are your clothes these days? In my previous life, a pair of sweatpants cost 100,000 won just because it was a brand.

Who will listen if you don’t pay for clothes and say this and that?

“By the way, you forgot that today was an academy practice and didn’t tell you.

“·······.”

Luna had a lot to say, but she looked at me with eyes that didn’t seem to say anything.

The mischievous eyes were a bonus.

“What is it? Those eyes?”

“it’s nothing.”

what. Stop pretending to speak.

The first thing that annoys people the most is to stop talking, and the second is.

“Luke-sama. It looks like you’ve arrived.”

“yes?”

I looked around.

No, there was no need to look around.

“Luna, you’re so amazing. How did you know you arrived?”

We don’t have a compass, and we don’t have a GPS, so our location is not displayed on a map.

Wherever you look in the forest, there are only trees, but you always know how you got there.

“I hear a sound. Some heavy footsteps. And I smell it. It smells like it hasn’t been washed in years.”

Having said that, Luna slightly frowned to see if her words were true.

‘At times like this, it’s very comfortable because I’m human.’

It doesn’t smell, and Luna finds the road instead.

“Luke. He’s coming.”

“what.”

“The direction is about 45 degrees to the right from where we are looking.”

“So what’s coming!”

no, what the fuck?

Why do you know that only you are good?

At that time, the tree in front of my eyes fell and something fat and huge came into the edge of my field of vision.

The size easily exceeded 3m.

A monster with a dark green body, a slightly protruding lower jaw, protruding fangs, and a huge wooden club the size of its own arm.

Today’s subjugation was an ogre.

“Yeah… the real Luna, it smells like shit just like you said.”

I didn’t know it when I was far away, but I know it’s so close that I can see it.

If the sour liquid mixed with vinegar and red pepper powder I sprayed on the War Wolf last time was a pungent smell that pierced the brain, the smell coming from that filthy body was a very disgusting smell that clouded my judgment and made me frown.

“Bastard! Wash up and go! Your body smells like shit!”

It’s a forest, so if you walk around, you’ll find water, but that’s enough for you to bite your teeth and not wash.

Normally, I was in a position to listen to nagging, but when I was nagging, I was able to slightly understand my parents’ feelings.

-uuu!!!!

Then, the ogre turned around and screamed like an idiot who had heard a nagging sound.

“…well done. Surprise is gone.”

“No, how can you stand it after seeing that?”

Do you have dirt on your body?

I wanted to nag more, but there was no time for that.

It was because the ogre, recognizing the enemy in front of him, swung the ignorantly large wooden stick he was holding in his hand.

A club that swings wide horizontally. The trees hit by the stick turned into what used to be trees because of that overwhelming force.

“Ou-san. It’s scary like a dog.”

With a single swing, the trees broke and splattered in all directions.

Isn’t it slow to count that much?

There is a prejudice that if you are big and strong, you are slow, but looking at that, it was fast enough to destroy such a sound in one shot.

“Take it! Emerald Splash!”

I took a caltrop from my inventory and threw it at him.

However, caltrops bounced off the ship. A few of them got stuck in the stomach, but that was the amount of blood that wouldn’t kill even if it was a human.

“As expected, I wasn’t using the skills of a supporting actor.”

Before long, the guy came up to me.

“You’re caught! Fool!”

An ogre whose intelligence is said to be low, and even after being hit by a caltrop just thrown, he doesn’t see the caltrop that fell to the ground and moves a step forward.

.

I stepped on the caltrop right away.

However, one problem arose.

-uuu!!

– Booung!

“Nanit!?”

I saw him stepping on a caltrop, but he rushed at it and slammed his club in front of me.

Perhaps only the soles of his feet were covered in armor, an ogre that was as calm as if he had stepped on an ant even after stepping on a caltrop.

‘Shit. You shouldn’t eat me.’

Cabi.

Then you’ll have to write another way.

“Luna! Cut her Achilles tendon!”

At my command, Luna, who had been watching, moved quickly.

The situation happened in an instant.

once.

Luna passed behind the ogre who caught my attention and cut her heel, but thanks to her hard leather, she couldn’t be cut in one go.

And again twice.

This time, it was cut in quick succession.

Only then did the ogre, whose Achilles tendon was severed, accidentally knelt on one knee.

Even if the regenerative power is good, it cannot be regenerated at once.

So what have you been up to?

“Let’s get hit.”

do you know that No matter how big and hard your feet are, there is one weak point that inevitably hurts.

The pain everyone knows.

I took the sword out of my inventory.

Then hold it firmly and set it upright.

“It’s an ingrown toenail, you bastard!!”

It landed on the ogre’s toe.

To be precise, between the toenail and the flesh.

-uuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sound of pain was hard to distinguish because it sounded the same as the sound of a roar, but seeing that it roared roughly longer, it seemed appropriate that it was crying because it was in pain.

The blade penetrated between the claw and the flesh, and blood spurted out in all directions.

“It hurts! Bastard!”

If the damage inflicted by simply striking with a sword had the formula of (attack power – defense power), the damage caused by the resistant claw was fixed damage ignoring the defense power, so it was inevitable that it would hurt.

It’s not actually an ingrown toenail, but I made it that way, so it doesn’t matter.

Of course, before his Achilles tendon started to regenerate, he continued to strike down.

-Hook. hooked hooked

once, twice, three times.

Now I am a needle on a sewing machine.

The high regenerative power that made him strong turned into a demerit.

It should have just ended with a scar, but it’s 100 times the pain of an ingrown toenail because it keeps regenerating and returning to its original state.

-uuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Dad! Huh!? Wash up! Huh!? He told me to go!”

“Luke!!”

“uh?”

I poked excitedly, but when I turned my gaze to Luna’s voice calling urgently, I saw a stick approaching in front of me.

It was the ogre’s madness.

I hurriedly put my sword aside to block it, but when I came to my senses, my body was already flying in the air.

Being sick behind was a bonus.

However, if you are a real man, there is a line that you must do even in this situation.

that’s right

“This is my escape route!!!!!!!!!!”