Madman in a Fantasy World

82. crazy bitch

Richie came.

Now, at the moment when I want to eat comfortably.

“I have a favor to ask you.”

“Nope?”

“No… just listen to me…”

“You don’t like it?”

Why are you asking me in the first place?

If it’s your request, there’s someone nearby who will give you liver and gallbladder.

“No, I’m not asking for information this time…!”

“No, do you still hate it?”

“Can’t you tell me why?”

because it’s annoying

After answering like that, Richie put on a puzzled expression.

No, it’s rather me who’s dumbfounded.

I came to a person who wanted to eat some food, and suddenly there was something I wanted to ask, but who would say it would be good.

They say you don’t even touch a dog when you eat.

This isn’t the case if the person asking for it has minimal courtesy.

“You have nothing to give me anyway.”

Regardless of whether you’ll do the favor or not, where in the world is there anything for free?

You have to show sincerity when you ask someone for something, right?

But do you have enough sincerity?

Richie wiggled his fingers and rolled his eyes wildly before giving an unconventional answer.

“Well, I’ll do anything…!”

I don’t think I know what it means when I say that line.

You wouldn’t think of it as a massage or a massage.

In a way, it can be said that the passion for the purpose is great, and in a way, it can be seen as just a prostitute.

‘Is this his original personality?’

Not as far as I know. Or maybe this is his original personality.

The black cow protagonist named Arthur is a person who randomly grants ‘favor without a price’ that does not exist in the world.

In novels, even if you don’t go that far, there are people who can help you, so you just didn’t do it, and in fact, isn’t it your original personality to not cover the means and methods for the purpose?

As expected, heroines these days are somewhat strange.

“Go to Arthur.”

“He can’t be weak.”

This is the first time I’ve heard that possessors are weak.

It’s not even in the early stages of possessing, and in a few months, the academy’s top spot will be enough.

“And I don’t like her personality first.”

“Well, few people are as intelligent, sane, and educated as I am.”

“·······.”

“what.”

No, the premise is strange in the first place.

I’m not even a virgin, and if I want to do it, I can take any of the kids next to me, but why?

“Are you a whore?”

“Oh no!”

“To say that, the answer I just gave you doesn’t seem like a line that a second daughter of a duke would say, right?”

“…because I can’t help it.”

“But don’t you say you’ll pay for it until the end?”

If you become a duke, you won’t risk your body when you ask someone for a favor.

The reason why he made the unconventional proposal of the body instead of doing that, even though he could have just printed it with money like an aristocrat.

“Hey, I was abandoned by my family, but there’s no way they’ll give me money.”

“······!”

Richie’s face contorted with embarrassment at the words he uttered insinuatingly.

Like how the hell do you know that? Her expression is linked to bewilderment, surprise, sadness, etc.

The demon ‘Hex’ that the ancestors of the Winchester family couldn’t defeat and sealed away.

The seal is handed down from generation to generation by the women of the Winchester family.

Of course, Richie was no exception. Because Richie’s mother is no longer in the world.

But, it’s a fucking funny setup that they treat as a dangerous molecule after putting it in a person’s body as they please.

It feels like seeing a ticking time bomb that doesn’t know when it will explode.

That’s the way Leeche’s family looks at her.

“Uh, how…?”

“I saw it as a novel.”

“·······?”

Leeche looks at him as if he were talking about a strange person.

Well, I didn’t lie.

In fact, isn’t it essential to reminisce about how many episodes you used when you become the main heroine?

Of course, there was also a description of Riche’s family, and how she was treated in the family was also described.

“Luke-sama…? Can I tell anyone about that?”

“Shouldn’t I say more?”

Looking back, isn’t it funny?

The possessed people in the novel are all trying to hide the secrets of this world, but I rather think they should know the truth, right?

Isn’t this world itself different from a hidden camera to them?

The way of life, the lover, and even the ending. A super-large hidden camera that only makes people feel bad when everything is decided.

Even if someone doesn’t tell you about this hidden camera, you might have been victimized even after the hidden camera ended.

“Luna-san, is that really…?”

“…unfortunately.”

I’m not even a shepherd boy, so why doesn’t everyone believe me and only ask Luna?

Do you keep coming out like this? Even if I know now, I won’t bite my teeth?

“Then… do you have that novel now?”

“Ah. Not in this world.”

To that puzzling answer, Richie treated me like a psychopath.

No, of course you can’t be here. I don’t have a smartphone.

“Your mind goes back and forth to get that much power… Yeah. I’m fine. I’m proud of my mental strength.”

“No, am I in good spirits?”

It’s so damn hard to lose to people. what can’t you talk about

And, come to think of it, he is also very funny.

“Do you know that you are greedy and like a deceiver?”

In the first place, he is also really greedy, and he wants to become stronger even though he is the senior.

I hadn’t even heard of him asking for a favor this time, but it was almost obvious.

No, the spirit of improvement is good.

However, he always comes to visit and says that he is weak, that he needs to become stronger, etc., but from the point of view of the weak and unable to eat, it just sounds like deception?

“···doesn’t care.”

Well. Mind is good.

Even if it were me, I would have said it was their fault that I was weak.

“Anyway, I have no intention of listening. Why bother listening to me when you can’t do anything for me?”

“·······.”

No matter how smart you are, you can’t refute a theory.

Refuting the theory is just stubbornness.

“…Didn’t you say you don’t like troublesome things?”

“uh.”

“Well, if you don’t help me, I’ll keep following you. You’re a nuisance.”

Oh… is that really a crazy bitch?

The method of asking has changed from negotiating to intimidation.

By the way, I think the sword is used for negotiation and the sword is used for intimidation.

“Ma’am… I’m sorry… I didn’t want to pick it up again…”

The moment I put my hand in my inventory and put my hand on the handle of the knife.

“Luke, wait!”

“M-That’s right! Killing is too harsh…!”

“Hey, let go.”

Luna and Yui grabbed my arms and held me back with all their might.

It’s a heroine and something bothers me.

If one heroine disappears, only one girlfriend disappears on the basis of the main character.

It’s a harem anyway, so what if one heroine disappears?

People eventually die anyway. Richie just dies earlier than others because of an accident.

Or, I’d rather kill all but one of the heroines before going to Sunae.

-Less! Less!

The chair rattled as Yui and Luna seemed to block me from getting up.

“Don’t worry. Yukgaejang will be delicious.”

“Rice-san, run away quickly…!”

“No? He won’t be able to escape?”

How many times do you try to run away?

He tries hard to avoid the reality of his mother’s death and runs away to the academy to avoid his family.

You already have a record, but you’re running away again?

Due to the nature of the lychee, even if I really die here, I won’t run away.

And because of my personality, I’m really going to kill it.

“I don’t know how you know. As he said, I can’t run away, Mr. Luna.”

see You say you came with the desire to die, but isn’t it polite to not kill the other person?

“And why are you wrapping around like this?”

You guys just watched when you killed other people.

Did you even form a bond without knowing it because you’ve seen it a few times?

“No, Mr. Luke! We’re professors right now?! If we kill a student, we might end up cheating with an S-class adventurer?!”

“I leave the later work to the future me.”

“No no, if you make a fuss you’ll be kicked out of the store, but you should have breakfast, don’t you?!”

Well. That’s right. Even if I leave everything else to the future me, hunger is the limit of the present me.

If you delay even a little bit here, you might bite the person in front of you.

Tsk, I clicked my tongue and put my hands back in their original position and sat upright in the chair.

“Whew…”

“Then eat all the rice and kill.”

“Wait a minute, Luke. Listen to me.”

“Whatever, your thoughts should be able to change my thoughts, Luna. Otherwise, you are also accomplices.”

Wrap around the opponent I’m trying to kill?

an unconditional accomplice

Luna thought for a moment, then continued to say if she was finished organizing.

“Didn’t you say that Arthur was the main character?”

“right.”

“But he’s not trustworthy.”

Originally, it would go on its own even if you leave it alone, but it’s because an idiot possesses it.

“Then, wouldn’t it be okay if Richie-san became stronger?”

“so why.”

Luna whispered in my ear, as if there were words to say later that I couldn’t tell Riche.

“Seeing that Mr. Riche is always involved with Mr. Arthur, he must be one of the lovers, so wouldn’t it prevent incidents that happen while going around with Mr. Arthur?”

“Ho-oh…”

In a word, let’s make a plunger in case the toilet is clogged and does not function properly.

“Is that a good idea?”

Alright Richie. You’re going to be a piercer from now on.

Can you clean up your future lover’s poop?

Right now, I feel like I’m in a bad mood, but Arthur will take care of that.

“Okay. Let me help you.”

He looked at Richie with a crescent moon in his eyes and a smile.

Reaching my strange gaze, I frowned as if it were strange.

“What were you talking about?”

“I’m going to pierce you… yup-yup—“

When I tried to repeat what I just said, Luna blocked my mouth.

“Eububbeom. Bebeobbeom.”

“·······?”

“Luke-sama. It looks like the food has been served, so why don’t we talk while eating?”

As Luna and I were arguing, a table was already full of food.