Madman in a Fantasy World

98. character education

There wasn’t that much information about Zwei Academy.

There is a cancer lump character called a saint, and there is a dean with an inferiority complex. And it’s all about competing every year.

It’s only natural that the academy has nothing to do with anything else, and even if it did, it would only be a tool for the daughter-in-law to keep the grown Arthur afloat anyway.

So, I was watching because it was amazing, but he just acted like a human.

I thought there might be someone with a personality.

The meeting ended on their own.

He said the hissing sound was noisy, so I changed it to kumchuk kumchuk, and he just ignored it and proceeded.

“I think I can still hear the hiss in my ears…”

“That’s an hallucination.”

Of course, the biggest victim of the hissing sound must be Yu.

Because he was right next to me, I had no choice but to listen to everything, unlike the other professors who either giggled or ignored me.

I’m not a jerk either. Are you chomping in front of me while eating? I would have porridge on my face right away, but this time I was so bored that I couldn’t help it.

I was bored because I had nothing to do in a meeting that was never going to end, so I even made that noise.

Taking Yui, who was shaking her head beside her, she headed to the super-large training ground where the contest was to take place.

We didn’t exactly go to the training ground, but to the waiting room where the participating professors would be.

That’s how I head to the waiting room.

“hi.”

Richie was standing.

So I just tried to ignore it and move on.

“Hey, wait! Don’t ignore me…!”

If only she hadn’t blocked the way.

“You’re here to say what you always do anyway.”

Since the last time I refused help, she has been visiting me every single day and offering me various things.

He laid out all the negotiating cards he had. There are so many that you can think of it as a donation rather than a negotiation.

The problem is that the negotiating card that he offered a lot for himself was useless from my point of view.

And the threats I made before seemed to have decided not to do anything to see if there had been a change of heart.

If I threatened you again this time, I was going to reincarnate you into the next world.

It’s sad.

“No. That’s not the reason today…”

No, I don’t really care if it’s for another reason.

You came to me and wondered if there was something I benefited from.

This is why your daily behavior is more important. They came to see me, but I have no idea what they are really trying to say.

“I just… I heard there’s a contest today, so I’m cheering…”

“What kind of negotiation method is that? Maybe a beauty world with a neat concept?”

If you’ve been using carnivores so far, are you experimenting with various variations now?

which one is my preference?

“It’s not like that, I’m really here to cheer you on!”

“You’re not even thinking about it? It doesn’t work? Did you already see through everything with my genius brain?”

“·······.”

In the end, perhaps because he was hit hard, Richie couldn’t say anything.

As I passed by Richie and headed to the waiting room, I heard Luna and Yui comforting Richie from behind.

***

After waiting in the waiting room, I looked at the training ground in front of me and exclaimed.

“Five···.”

big is big

The training grounds I’ve seen so far have grown because they were built in the name of Dalian, but they’re much more than that.

The pure white floor, no one knows what material it was made of.

And the spectators surrounding it.

“From now on, the competition for professors between Journal Academy and Zhiwei Academy begins!”

Someone in charge of the moderator declared the start with a magic tool that amplifies the voice.

“First of all, let me guide you through the rules of the contest before the start!”

Originally, all academy students know the rules of competition.

Competition, which has become half-traditional, is known to all students who dream of entering the academy.

Nevertheless, the reason why the moderator explains the rules is because of the rules that have been changed or added this time.

Briefly, the victory condition is to knock the opponent out of the training ground. Conversely, the defeat condition is to fall outside the training ground.

This was suggested by the dean of the other academy. The horse said it was to show off various strategies and to keep the game going for a long time, but it seems to me that it was suggested with the intention of not dropping it and continuing to hit it on the training ground.

And another victory condition is when the opponent is considered incapable of combat in the judgment of the two deans.

Originally, under the judgment of the moderator, if you are unable to fight, you win, but it seems that Lucia, like the other side, proposed a rule with the intention of never ending it.

The reason the other side accepted this must be because they thought it was more advantageous.

Other than that, there are no other rules. Of course, witchcraft such as black magic is prohibited, and all weapons except artifacts and magic tools can be used.

That’s all the rules explained by the presenter.

“Then, before we begin, let me introduce the players! First of all, Luke from the Journal Academy!”

At the sound of me calling, I climbed the stairs and went up to the top of the training ground.

Luna and Yui sat together in the chairs where the other professors were waiting.

Originally, it was impossible, but it was possible because I was involved in it.

“Next is Zwei Academy’s Hubert!”

-Kyaaak! The professor is handsome!!

-Professor, take me!!

– Please win our share!!

When the emcee called the opposing players, unlike me, the female student screamed for her throat to be torn.

Soon after, a handsome nobleman with light yellow hair came up from the stairs on the other side.

He was scratching his cheek as if he was embarrassed, but even that felt dirty as if he were looking at a pictorial.

“hahahaha… I’m sorry. The students on our side were a little rude.”

It doesn’t seem to mean anything else. An apology with the meaning of a true apology.

In fact, shouting has many meanings in competitions and competitions.

From the point of view of a player who hears the difference between his own clumsy shouts and the deafening shouts of his opponent, there is nothing to say even if he loses his motivation even before the start of the game. That’s why I must have apologized.

but i don’t really care There was a difference in skills between me and the other person to change the game with mere shouts.

‘Anyway soon, that shout will turn into screams and cries.’

Duduk, I laughed as I untied my hands.

“The time limit is 30 minutes! Let’s start the match now!”

-bang!

With some light magic, the moderator announced the start.

“I will learn a number.”

Then he immediately changed his expression.

She threw away her benevolent appearance and changed to an expression that seemed like she would shoot magic at any moment, as if she had never done that before.

Even if it looks like that on the outside, it must be that he is a professor, and he is serious about it as it is a game.

He threw a glass bottle of water that was hanging from his waist at me with one hand, and while the bottle was still flying, he immediately shot electricity, which flew right in front of my nose and ruptured the glass bottle, causing the water to scatter in all directions. made.

Showcasing everything you can use.

Actually, that’s right. The rule of the game was that all weapons except magic tools could be used, so of course that water bottle could also be used.

Just because you know how to use electricity magic, using it alone is a waste of money. Contrary to his youthful appearance, he seems to have a lot of practical experience.

The goal was to splatter electrically charged water at me, but I slipped away and easily avoided it.

It’s okay to get hit because I have the skill, but when my clothes get wet, it’s uncomfortable because it’s damp.

Then, the other professor said as if he expected this much.

“If this hits you, it will hurt a lot.”

The way he said that was as if he was aiming at me with his arms outstretched and snapping his thumbs.

It is a posture that seems to have been seen many times elsewhere.

“That rail——.”

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My words didn’t follow through.

Electricity gathered in his hand, and when he snapped his fingers, a thick electricity that was hard to see as electricity flew like a darting.

-bang!

It was definitely condensed electricity, so it was fast.

It was impossible for me to move at a speed faster than electricity anyway, so I had no choice but to get hit, but if that professor had the skills of a top-class A adventurer, he would have suffered third-degree burns.

“what···?!”

Seeing him confidently beaten, he expressed his bewilderment.

I think I fired it with all my might because there was a device in the training ground anyway, but it seems like it was because, far from avoiding it, I even stood tall after being hit.

I ran to such a professor one step at a time.

Of course, he fired electricity to prevent me from approaching, but I wasn’t very impressed because I had just seen the railgun.

And when I reached the professor’s nose, I said.

“Railgun is the freshest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s a plagiarism.”

“Plagiarism…? Is my original technique plagiarized?”

yes. We have a lot of creative writers on our side. There are many more techniques than that.

“You know what? Even if the professor doesn’t know, the students don’t have character education at all?”

So today I have to tell you how to do character education.

Originally, there were many things prepared. In the past, I held Luna and Yui and had a meeting about how to crush them.

But today, when I saw a guy called Yangachi openly promoting with a second seat, I changed my mind.

Reaching into my inventory, I pulled out the cane of love. It looked like a thick wooden stick, and it was a weapon that was feared by children and students in the past.

Then, he swung it at the professor’s shin with all his might.

– Quickly!

“Keuk…!”

With a cheerful sound, the professor’s knees fell.

Originally, it was supposed to hit the buttocks or the back thigh, but due to the nature of the game, we had to face each other, so we hit the front.

“See? This is the rod of love. Your students are very poor even if they don’t care.”

– Quickly!

“Keah!”

This time, when I hit the thigh, I heard the professor’s scream.

“When a student makes a mistake, we give him a full swing with love like this. Do you understand?”

“What nonsense…”

– Quickly!

“Aagh!!”

“You know what, fuck.”

I’ll answer any questions you ask, but keep talking nonsense.

When parents or teachers wield the cane of love, they cannot say anything except ‘I was wrong.’ That’s an unspoken rule.

But how dare you talk back when I’m holding the cane of love?

I guess I’m still less heartbroken. If so, I will show you a unique skill that can only be used when you hear the rod of love.

– Quickly! Quick! Quick!

“aaa!!!”

“Biggie. 3 consecutive blows.”

I quickly hit the professor on the head with the whip of love.

Just like entering a password that even a person with 100 batters will be 800 at that moment, no matter how slow their arms are, their arms move at an invisible speed when using this technique.

In fact, I predict that the cane of love is also an artifact or magic tool of some kind.

Even old people with bent backs would not have motors in their hands just by holding this cane.

There is also an anecdote that a young boy who intuitively sensed how scary the accident was was made to hide all the cane in the house, but was eventually beaten with a coat hanger.

“Okay, after you hit me like this, I’ll tell you what to say.”

it’s all for you My beating heart feels like it will break.

I told you what I know. In fact, people do say this.

But what I felt while saying it, I wonder if people who really say this are psychopaths.

It’s just that you want to hit yourself, so you put a reason on it.

If not, then there’s no way you’ll only have memories of being beaten after you grow up like me, right?

But I just want to hit and be a psychopath. how good is it Psycho Pass. You can beat people without paying attention to others, and you can live as you want to live.

Anyway, aside from that.

– Quickly!

“Kuhup…!”

Finally, I hit the professor one more time and put the cane of love into my inventory.

“Because I have to give her a hug after the whipping, right? There’s nothing better than a hug at that time.”

Carrots follow even with the original whip.

In the case of love, you need a strong hug to let you know that while hitting you, my heart is more torn. In the case of my mother, if I say it while crying, the effect is outstanding.

Conversely, men’s hugs are short and intense.

The stronger I am, the better my heart is conveyed to the other person.

In that sense, I took out a caltrop after a long time and sprayed it on the back.

Then, rolling over on it, I had caltrops stuck in my body.

If you’re a normal person, there’s nothing strange about writhing in pain, but now that I’ve become a human hedgehog, I just look like a needle stuck in my skin.

This is a quirk that was possible because all the damage was mitigated with the skill.

Next, he took out oil and matches and set his body on fire.

Then, through the burning vision, the professor’s gaze, like looking at me like a madman, caught my eye.

But it doesn’t matter. You look at me like that now, but soon you’ll understand my heart.

I am one step closer to the professor.

“Hey, wait a minute…!”

“Angel☆Fire☆Spike☆Hug.”

I wrapped my arms and waist around the professor and hugged him as hard as I could.

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May my comforting heart reach him.

“Quaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Then, while screaming, it flashed very brightly.

Hey, I don’t like hugging guys either. Still, everything tells you to be good.

As I hugged her tighter, telling her to stay calm, there was a cracking sound from somewhere.

“Huhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”