Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

Fighting with police dogs?

Lin He hesitated for a moment, and then said to the screen: "This netizen, your thoughts are... amazing."

"Okay, then, from a legal point of view, analyze whether your behavior constitutes the crime of assaulting a police officer!"

"First of all, let's explain the meaning of the crime of assaulting a police officer: a violent attack on a people's police officer who is performing official duties according to law shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, and public surveillance."

"Whoever uses guns, controlled knives, or rams with a motor vehicle to seriously endanger the personal safety of the police shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years and not more than seven years."

"I want to emphasize one point here. Attacking the police does not require the police to be physically injured as the standard for criminal sentencing. That is to say, as long as you have this behavior, it can constitute the crime of assaulting the police."

Netizens were overjoyed when they heard this answer.

"Haha, buddy when you ask the question, I'll ask you if you're afraid now?"

"Don't look at the fact that the police dog is not injured, then your behavior is enough to be sentenced!"

"It's better to turn yourself in. Now hundreds of thousands of people in the live broadcast room already know that you attacked the police."

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Lin He smiled lightly: "Don't rush to judge, I haven't finished speaking yet."

"After talking about the crime of assaulting a police officer, let's talk about the police dog."

"Police dogs are specially trained and are generally used to help the people's police in tracking, investigation, identification and other special tasks."

"As for police dogs, their legal status belongs to things, and their status is similar to that of police cars and police equipment."

"According to this, we can all convert it. The behavior of beating a police dog is actually similar to smashing a police car."

"This kind of behavior should be regarded as obstructing official duties. If the situation is serious, it can constitute the crime of obstructing official duties."

"So, this netizen, your worries are superfluous at all, and your behavior will not constitute the crime of assaulting the police at all."

"At most, it can be classified as a crime of obstruction of public service, and the maximum sentence is three years in prison."

After Lin He finished speaking, he took a sip of the noble water.

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The netizens in the live broadcast room were also stunned. They did not expect that Lin He's answer would be so professional.

"Fuck, cow, this anchor is punished!"

"His explanation made me suddenly stunned and became a fan."

"Well, I have lived for more than 20 years, and now I know that beating the police dog is obstructing official duties."

"This anchor can be punished, and he is really common if there is a law, I will see the punishment!"

"Understood, I will run away when I encounter a police dog in the future, otherwise I will obstruct my official business!"

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In the frenzied flooding of hundreds of thousands of water friends, Lin He found another interesting comment.

"Hello anchor, my uncle often quarrels with my mother, and once pushed my mother. I hate my uncle very much."

"I'm a person, I've been smart since I was a child. I know that there is a saying among the people that the first month haircut is dead."

"Then, I went to get a haircut after New Year's, and sure enough, within two days, my uncle died of an accident."

"Excuse me, will my behavior be filed by the procuratorate?"

It's... well!

You are indeed very smart. If you were born in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, you should have a place in Wolongfengchu.

Lin He didn't hesitate, and immediately repeated the netizen's question in the live broadcast room, wanting to hear the opinions of many netizens.

"Fuck, the landlord werewolf, you are a little more than a ruthless person."

"In order to get revenge on my uncle, I was able to come up with such a genius idea. I don't know if your mother will reward your two favorite mouths when she finds out."

"No way, I'm dying of laughter, I won't watch the next legal pioneer column without the landlord."

"It's a joke. May I ask the landlord, what's the difference between this behavior and cursing you in a circle?"

"The difference is huge, at least the landlord has achieved his goal."

"Yida... Filial piety is powerful!"

"Ha ha……"

"Then the question is, can the anchor analyze it from a legal point of view, whether the landlord has committed a crime in this matter?"

Oh, has someone finally remembered the existence of my French ambassador?

Lin He was deeply relieved, coughed lightly and said, "First of all, let me correct everyone."

"The saying that the first month of the first month cuts the hair to die is wrong. At first, this statement was passed down from the Qing Dynasty."

"During the Qing Dynasty, the government ordered all the people to shave their heads. Some people miss the old dynasty, so they don't cut their hair in the first month to express "thinking about the old", which means they miss the past."

"Later, I don't know which guy has a bad ear, and he heard 'si old' as 'dead uncle', and then this erroneous statement has been spread to this day."

As soon as the voice fell, the live broadcast room became lively.

"Oh, is that so? This anchor knows a lot."

"I originally thought it was a simple live broadcast room for French popularization, but I didn't expect it to be an encyclopedia live broadcast room."

"The knowledge reserve in this live broadcast room is amazing. I live here for two hours a day, and my mother no longer has to worry that I won't be able to get into Qingbei."

"I just wanted to know, which bastard thought of Sijiu as a dead uncle, and caused Laozi to open a barber shop. Every year in the first month, he almost went to drink the northwest wind."

"Anchor, you haven't answered my question yet."

...

Lin He said faintly: "Next, let's analyze the landlord's behavior from a legal perspective."

"The landlord's behavior of cutting his hair on the first lunar month for the sake of his dead uncle, from a legal point of view, should be considered a superstitious crime or a crime of ignorance, and there is no scientific basis for it."

"Superstitious criminals: refers to the means and methods adopted by the perpetrator out of ignorance and ignorance, which are unlikely to actually cause actual harm under any circumstances, to achieve their criminal intent."

"Although superstitious criminals have criminal intentions subjectively, their actions are not socially harmful, so they do not constitute crimes."

"In a word, there is no necessary connection between the landlord's haircut and the death of his uncle, and it also does not constitute a crime."

"In the 21st century, everyone has to believe in science."

"If the court really wants to convict the landlord, it should first stipulate that all barber shops are not allowed to operate during the first month of the month."

"Only in this way can such crimes be fundamentally eliminated."

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"Heifers to Antarctica... The brute force is extreme!"

"I didn't expect that it was originally a kind of feudal superstition, and the anchor could analyze it legally and well. It's too powerful."

"Understood, in the first month of the month, you can get any haircut."

"The video has been recorded, and I will show it to my mother when I look back."

"Upstairs, I hope I can see you in the live broadcast room next time."