Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

The security guard was rushing over with a serious face, but when his left foot just stepped into Chanel, he was immediately broken, covering his nose and looking at everyone in the room in horror.

The air was full of stench, and there was even a hint of chicken under the fine taste.

It tasted like someone was cooking a pot of Xiang in a pressure cooker in the house.

The security guard can swear that he has never seen such a powerful fart in his life.

When the store manager saw the security brother, it was like seeing a savior, and he hurriedly said: "Security brother, you came just in time. This gentleman has some discomfort in his stomach. Please take him to the bathroom."

"OK then."

Big security guard endured the discomfort in his heart, walked up to Fan Tong, and said, "Sir, please get up."

Fan Tong was unmoved, still sitting there, clutching his thighs with both hands.

puff!

puff!

Another gust of gas gushed out, but this time it was a double-shot gun.

When the security brother saw it, this is not worth it.

If he continues like this, I'm afraid that a few people in this room will bring disaster to him sooner or later.

In the event that someone is fumigated to the emergency center, their shopping malls cannot afford this responsibility.

He didn't care about anything else, grabbed Fan Tong's clothes and forcibly lifted him from the chair.

"You fucking let me go, I'll go by myself!"

Fan Tong glared at the security guard and said angrily.

Now that I have woken up, I can only hope that I can stick to the bathroom.

He moved cautiously and walked towards the door.

That appearance is similar to that of an elderly person who is paralyzed. For fear of taking a bigger step, he will pull the egg.

It's just... I just took two steps, and I suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Fan Tong could clearly feel that there was a gas mixed with liquid in the backyard trying to break free.

Nima, this is killing yourself.

At this moment, he has two options.

One: Pull the trousers pocket.

Two: local solution.

A second later, Fan Tong made the most heroic choice in his life.

I saw that he quickly took off his trousers, revealing his white buttocks, and actually... squatted directly on the ground.

"Oh, what are you doing?"

The female store manager turned pale in shock: "Security, why are you standing there, hurry up and get me away."

If someone dares to drag Chanel in front of her, the store manager, if the boss finds out, they must kill her.

The security brother also said: "This comrade, please pay attention to the influence!"

Saying that, he wrapped Fan Tong's waist with one hand and his butt with the other, trying to lift Fan Tong from the ground.

The next second, the security brother's expression changed suddenly.

Because he clearly felt that there seemed to be a hot mass in the palm of his hand.

When I took it out, it turned out to be a lump of yellow shit with a hint of heat…

"My Nima!"

The big brother of the security was furious, and kicked Fan Tong on the body, kicking him to the ground.

He had lived for most of his life, and it was the first time he had encountered such a disgusting thing.

Someone dared to poop in the palm of his hand...

He couldn't hold back his violent temper in an instant, so he went straight up and kicked Fan Tong to the ground.

Lin He watched this scene stunned, who would have thought that this Fan Tong would be so brave.

In front of everyone's eyes, he actually made such a heroic move.

In this situation, he wanted to sing a song to express his feelings.

"Look at success or failure, life is heroic..."

System produced, really excellent!

If it weren't for the system, how could I see such a wonderful scene.

Apart from Lin He, Chu Yue and the others also looked at Fan Tong with a demented expression. Is this still human?

"Security, what are you doing, don't take people away quickly." The female store manager urged.

"Buzz!"

The security guard responded with a sullen voice, and lowered his body to help Fan Tong up.

Angry is anger, but after all, this is his job, and throwing Fan Tong here is not a solution.

But at this moment, he clearly heard a very painful sound in his ears.

Gollum...

Fan Tong has been fighting Xiang Xiang in his stomach for so long at this moment, and he has long been powerless to fight.

The next second, everyone saw Fan Tong, who was lying on the ground, spurting a cloudy yellow liquid from his butt...

Coincidentally, the security guard's face was facing his butt at the moment.

So, the liquid and the face meet so subtly.

laugh……

………………

The security brother was shot in the head by Xiang!

silence!

Deathly silence!

The scene was silent!

Everyone is stunned watching this scene!

They even forgot to breathe, forget themselves, and forget the past. Only this scene in front of me has become eternal!

The security guard is also a pure man. He touched the liquid on his face with his hand, and then let out a shocking roar: "Cao Nima, I'm going to kill you!"

From the trembling muscles on his face, he knew how violent the eldest brother was at the moment.

After that, without saying a word, with all his strength, he used his 42-yard leather boots to kick Fan Tong's body hard.

Poor Fan Tong, who is playing Nezha in his stomach, can't stand the big leather boots of the security brother. After two hits, he couldn't hold it anymore, and shouted loudly: "Don't kick it, I'm not finished yet."

After speaking, it was another turbid yellow liquid that began to spew upwards with a piercing sound of water.

Fortunately, the security brother had experience this time, and the moment he heard Fan Tong speak, he knew that something was wrong, and he immediately stepped aside.

In the terrified eyes of everyone, the liquid gushed out from Fan Tong's body, sprayed into the air, and after a sprint, it finally stuck directly to the ceiling in the room.

As expected of a rice bucket, he eats a lot and pulls a lot, and even Xiang can spray into the air three or four meters high.

But this big brother, is it really okay for you to ignore the gravity of the earth like this?

Lin He sighed in his heart.

Next, Fan Tong's backyard was like a machine gun. With the adjustment of the body angle, streams of turbid yellow liquid spurted out, making the Chanel store a mess.

On the ceiling, on the display cases, on the seats, and even on the Chanel bags that are placed outside, there are proofs that he has been there.

Huang Yali was also relatively unlucky. Because she was standing close to Fan, Shi Xingzi directly splashed her face.

A delicate little girl, I am afraid that she would never dream of encountering such a disgusting thing in her life.

He rolled his eyes and fainted.

Risking getting wet, a female clerk rushed forward and dragged her behind a counter before calling 120.

Several female shop assistants in the house looked at the mess in the room and felt like they were going crazy.

Is this TM still human, how can he be so self-willed?

If nothing else, today's scene will be their lingering nightmare in this life.

Seeing the good show come to an end, Lin He did not hesitate to leave this place of right and wrong with Chu Yue.

"Lin He, just now... what's going on?"

Chu Yue patted her full chest and asked with lingering fears.

The scene just now was indeed a bit shocking, and it is estimated that the movie would not dare to act like this, but it really happened by her side, which made Chu Yue still a little... unacceptable.

Fortunately, she was not hit by disaster, otherwise, with her clean and elegant personality, she would have to kill that Fan Tong.

"I don't know." Lin He shook his head and said, "Maybe that guy broke his stomach at noon."

Although he said so, Lin He knew in his heart that judging by the "firepower" of Fan Tong just now, it was definitely not as simple as eating a bad stomach.

Nine times out of ten, the skill card 'Doom Comes' that I used just now took effect.

Good guy, I didn't expect skill cards to be so useful, and ten madman points are really not wasted.

Recalling the scene that happened in Chanel just now, a great man's poem appeared in Lin He's mind: Desire is higher than God's test.

If it weren't for the ceiling blocking, Fan Tong's Xiang might be able to fly higher.

I don't know if there is such an item in the Guinness World Records. If there is, Fan Tong may still be on the list.

"What are you laughing at? You seem very happy."

Chu Yue watched Lin He beside her thinking about something, and there was a smile on the corner of her mouth from time to time, she couldn't help frowning and asked.

"It's nothing." Lin He said with a hahaha: "Let's go, let's go shopping elsewhere."

"Forget it, I was really frightened just now. I don't have the mind to go shopping. Next time." Chu Yue shook her head and said.

"No... Then what, did you forget something, Director Chu?" Lin He reminded.

Yes, Chu Yue brought herself to buy clothes today, but after shopping for so long, she bought several large and small bags, and also a Chanel, she didn't have any.

If he just went back like this, Lin He would have lost a lot of money today.

"Oh, you're talking about buying you clothes."

"Next time, I'm really not in the mood to go shopping today."

Chu Yue glanced at Lin He, then lifted her foot and walked towards the elevator entrance.

"President Chu, Dong Chu, Sister Chu, you can't treat me like this."

Lin He wailed behind him.

Shit, you're careless!

This girl is not like a good person!

I didn't expect to play such a hand for myself, Lin He would regret it to death.

In the end, I don't know if it was because of Lin He's sincerity or because of her own conscience that Chu Yue spent more than 30,000 yuan to buy two suits for Lin He, which greatly moved Lin He.

After coming out of the mall, Chu Yue smiled and said, "Come on, give me an account number, and I will transfer the Chanel money to you."

"No, that's what I have for you, Sister Chu." Lin He said politely.

Just now at Chanel, Lin He bought a Chanel worth more than 100,000 yuan and gave it to Chu Yue in order to fight against Huang Yali. Although he would regret it to death, he was embarrassed to ask Chu Yue to give him the money.

Even if you want it, you have to be polite.

"No, then forget it." Chu Yue smiled brightly: "I didn't expect you to be so generous to girls, Lin He, and you were so kind to elder sister. I have written down this favored elder sister."

"I will compensate you in the future!"

"Come on, get in the car."

ah?

Lin He looked dejectedly at Chu Yue who was walking towards the parking lot in front of her, her face aching.

No, Dong Chu, I'm just being polite to you, can't you see it?

At this time, you should give me some more humility, and then I will take the money.

This not only shows your magnanimity, but also reflects your bearing as a boss, right?