Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

As soon as the question was finished, the 500,000 netizens in the live broadcast room immediately became happy.

"Fuck, keep two men as pets, and lead them to the street on horseback. Are you playing so perverted?"

"That's right, I feel that Zhang San and the others are very perverted!"

"The nature is so bad, arrest him and convict Zhang San of abducting women and children."

"Dude, I agree with your statement, but the point is that Zhang San signed a man, not a woman, nor a child. This charge doesn't seem to be very realistic!"

"Ah, this... seems to be a problem."

"Then what's the crime?"

"Illegal dog walking!"

"Go away, there is no such crime in the criminal law!"

"If that's the case, then you're not guilty!"

"It should be innocent, since the male protagonist's name is Zhang San, not Li Siwangwu."

"The third brother is innocent. What I said, Jesus can't change the fact!"

"Not guilty!"

"Not guilty!"

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Looking at the pure innocence on the screen, Lin He couldn't help but rubbed his forehead with a wry smile.

This year's netizens can't be fooled, they found the correct answer so quickly.

Lin He had no choice but to say, "Okay, everyone is right, Zhang San is innocent!"

"At least under our country's current criminal law, there is no suitable crime to convict Zhang San for this kind of behavior."

"In our country, the Criminal Law revised in 1997, based on the need to improve China's criminal rule of law and protect human rights, expressly stipulates the principle of statutory crime and punishment, and abolishes the analogy."

"What is a statutory crime?"

"The basic meaning is "no crime without express provision of the law" and "no punishment without express provision of the law".

"That is, the definition, types, constituent conditions of criminal acts, and the types and extent of penalties are prescribed by law in advance. For acts that are not expressly stipulated as crimes in the criminal law, no conviction and punishment shall be allowed."

"Doing this is also protecting our ordinary people. You must know that no matter how rich and powerful a person is, he will always be on the weak side when facing the state's public power."

"If there is no principle of 'criminal punishment', it will easily lead to the excessive use of public power, and it will be difficult to ensure the fairness of justice."

"Do you understand what I mean?"

Lin He looked at the screen, and words like "I don't understand" and "I don't understand" were scrolled across the screen.

Lin He smiled slightly and said, "If you don't understand, then read what I said above three times."

"Fuck, the anchor is so tough?"

"It's necessary, don't look at who the third brother is."

"Anchor, I've been recording the screen just now, and you continue to talk about it, I don't understand, I'll look back and watch the playback."

"A good man has a safe life, buddy, pass me a copy of your screen recording, I have added you as a friend."

"Third brother, I understand, continue to talk!"

After taking a mouthful of Nongfu's three punches, Lin He continued: "After talking about the legal principle of crime and punishment, let's analyze Zhang San's behavior."

"Zhang San leads two men shopping. This behavior can be said to be very outrageous, and it is also against public order and good customs."

"Don't say it's you, even I can't stand it."

"But after searching for crimes in my country's criminal law, the only law linked to this behavior is only 240: the crime of abducting and trafficking in women and children."

"However, if Zhang Sanan is really to be charged with this crime, it seems a little inappropriate."

"Because of what, Zhang San is clearly holding two adult men."

"Can you interpret these two grown men as women, or children?"

"No, it's impossible!"

"Therefore, all I want to say is: Zhang San is innocent!"

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After Lin He finished speaking, he didn't need to tune up Kugou, the familiar melody automatically appeared in the minds of 500,000 netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, it's really innocent!"

"It's just stunned for me and my friends!"

"Sit up in shock from a dying illness, and I will obey you without supporting the wall!"

"Excuse me, the anchor, I will go to the mountains tomorrow to abduct and sell two adult men as pets. If I am caught, can you help me as a defense lawyer?"

"Upstairs, don't be impulsive. If you do this, you should start in ten years. After all, your name is not Zhang San!"

"Third Brother: Perfect crime is a technical job, and it's really not something everyone can do."

"I don't care, the third brother is my role model, I'm going to abduct and sell adult men!"

Lin He also laughed when he saw this netizen's message.

Changed to a comfortable sitting position, and then said: "This netizen, don't be impulsive, listen to me and finish."

"Although, just judging from this story, Zhang San did not commit a crime."

"But everyone should consider that there may be other criminal acts in Zhang San's behavior of abducting and selling men."

"If the two men are disobedient and Zhang San beats them, it constitutes the crime of intentional injury."

"If the two men were to escape, Zhang San locked them up, which constituted the crime of illegal detention."

"If Zhang San kidnapped the two men and forced them to work in an electronics factory, it would constitute a crime of forced labor!"

"If Zhang San forces two men to pick up customers, this constitutes the crime of forcing silver selling!"

"If Zhang San embarrassed the waists of the two men on a whim one day, this constitutes the crime of trafficking in human organs."

"In short, among the 451 crimes in the Criminal Law, it is still difficult to abduct and sell two adult men with normal IQs without committing any crimes."

As soon as these words came out, the netizens in the live broadcast room were even more happy.

"Haha, let me just say, perfect crime can't happen in reality."

"Who said that the anchor can list the crimes in such detail during the abduction and trafficking process. Do you think he can't do a perfect crime?"

"I don't know if you have noticed. The anchor just said that it would be difficult, but he didn't say it was impossible. What does this prove?"

"Hey... I'm afraid to think about it!"

"Sure enough, men who study the Fa are the most terrifying!"