Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

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In the laughter of many netizens, Lin He continued to connect with the fourth netizen who needs help today.

"Dabaa, Dabaa..."

"Hello, Zhang San, I am a little fairy. I have a question to ask you."

"Can you help me figure it out?"

Yes, another clip sound.

Lin He instinctively felt that this question was not easy.

I saw a smile on his face and said, "Well, this lady, can I help you with any questions?"

"Zhang San's big brother is bad. They said that he is a cute little fairy."

"Why do you have to call her a lady, it sounds like she's very old."

"No, you have to call someone a little fairy."

In an instant, goosebumps all over Lin He's body.

big sister, we don't seem to know each other very well.

Moreover, in front of 3 million netizens in the live broadcast room, is it really good for you to act like a spoiled child?

To be honest, Lin He really regretted connecting with this female netizen.

Don't say it's him, the meeting in the live broadcast room is already lively.

"Laugh to death, now everyone dares to call a fairy."

"Alas, with the progress of society, the word fairy seems to only be able to describe gender."

"What fairy? The one that leaks?"

"Excuse me, this fairy, can you pull that kind of heart shape?"

"Damn it, the one upstairs is so perverted?"

I'm Nima, it's okay not to read the comments. Seeing the comments of these netizens, Lin He suddenly felt shameless and live in the world. In the live broadcast room, what kind of weirdness are these people.

Taking a deep breath, Lin He had the courage to say: "Well, this... little fairy, may I ask what problem you encountered?"

"Wow, Zhang San, big brother, you are so good, this fairy will reward you with one, Trojan..."

The voice of the little fairy chirping came clearly from the phone.

For a moment, Lin He had the urge to smash his phone directly on the ground.

Just now, it was just goosebumps all over.

By now, goosebumps are gone.

"Cough cough... This little fairy, please tell your question directly, everyone's time is very precious, otherwise I can only cut off Lianmai."

If she keeps doing this, Lin He is worried that the fans in the live broadcast room will just run away.

"Zhang San, big brother, you are a little fierce. The Lun family doesn't like it."

Just when Lin He's index finger was about to press the disconnect button, the woman continued, "That's it."

"I'm 19 years old and I met my boyfriend through a blind date last year."

"I plan to get married in August this year, and my boyfriend gave me a dowry of 200,000 yuan."

"But... I also have a younger brother at home who spent 100,000 yuan in hospital last month."

"My mother's meaning is to ask the other party to add another 100,000 yuan as a dowry. After all, my brother is also his brother."

"My boyfriend got angry when he heard it, and even threatened me, saying that if he dared to add more gifts, he would break off the marriage with me."

"Zhang San big brother, you are also a man. I want to ask, does my boyfriend really love me?"

"Since you love me, why do you want to break off the marriage with me because of the 100,000 yuan?"

"If the two of us really break off the marriage, can I not refund the 200,000 betrothal gift?"

As soon as Lin He heard it, he immediately laughed.

Yes, it was a pissed off laugh.

Good guy, this punch must have at least twenty years of skill.

The woman said that she was only 19 years old this year, so she started practicing in her mother's womb.

Just ask the 20 years of hard work of this punch, who can follow the three million netizens in the live broadcast room?

Lin He took a deep breath and slowly suppressed the discomfort in his heart.

Then he sneered: "Girl, listen to my advice."

"Your boyfriend doesn't love you at all, but he starts to babble after adding a dowry of 100,000 yuan. This is not a man at all."

"This kind of man must never be married."

"Let me tell you something about me. A female colleague in our law firm asked for 500,000 dowry when she got married, but the man didn't even frown, and directly gave my colleague 1 million dowry."

"It's doubled! There are more than 100,000 worth of gold and silver jewelry!"

"And after marriage, the husband's housework is all-inclusive, and the woman's family is sick and hospitalized. This man's vigil is always there to serve him, so he doesn't want the woman to stay up late at all."

"The most important thing is that when my colleague went to the hospital to give birth, the man was even more considerate."

"I was afraid that the woman would suffer too much to give birth to a child, so she asked to go to the delivery room on her own initiative to give birth to a child on my colleague's behalf."

"You know, it was a caesarean section. It was very painful. My colleague's husband lay directly in the delivery room, and he didn't say a word during the whole process."

"This is a good contemporary man! Compared with him, your boyfriend is really not good, so you should not marry."

"Excuse me, do you understand what I mean?"

After a while, a thoughtful voice came from the opposite side.

"Zhang San, big brother, thank you, I know what to do... Hey, that's not right, you said just now that your husband has children instead of his wife. Is that true? Can his husband have children too?"

Hehe, you also know that men can't have children, how clever!

"Zhang San, why do I think you were making fun of me just now?"

The woman also realized that something was wrong, and there was a bit of coldness in her words.

"Yes, I'm just making fun of you."

Lin He's face was full of sneers: "what the fuck your brother is your boyfriend's brother."

"Don't say that the two of you are not married yet. Even if you are married, the man is not obliged to pay for your brother's medical expenses."

"What are the conditions? Do you think the 200,000 betrothal gift is too little?"

"Since your family's conditions are so good, it's not like you can't even pay 100,000 yuan for medical expenses, and you have to beat the man's dowry idea."

"With all due respect, even if your father cut the smoke with a sickle in the ground, he would not be able to save 200,000 in his lifetime."

"Also, didn't you want to ask me if I could not return the dowry?"

"Now let me tell you, the dowry must be returned, and even a cent must be returned to others."

"Otherwise, people will sue to the court, arrest the person first, and then refund the money."

"This little fairy, you can do it yourself."

"goodbye!"

After speaking, Lin He directly cut off Lianmai.

Violently picked up the farmer next to him with three punches, and then drank it.

Who are these people riding the horse?

Net ask some nonsense.

Netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw Lin He like this.

"Haha, this is the first time I see the anchor so angry."

"Good guy, there's no one else left for the anchor."

"I guess the little fairy opposite is so angry that she can pull two heart-shaped pieces tonight."

"I laughed so hard... I'm sorry, anchor, I almost confiscated my 40-meter-long broadsword just now, and I almost accidentally injured an allied army."

"The third brother is cheating, and he can be so refreshing and refined."

"It's amazing, the anchor is really a little cow looking for a little bull... It's awesome!"

"Humph, the third brother did the right thing. When you meet such a woman, you shouldn't save face for her. Don't talk about you guys. I can't listen to a woman anymore."