Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

After returning home, Lin He took a shower and lay comfortably on the bed.

"System!" Lin He called out in his mind.

【I am here! 】

"Open ten consecutive draws!"

With 100 fanatics in hand, Lin He can't wait to see what good things can be drawn this time.

【OJBK! 】

[The lottery is starting...]

[Ding, congratulations to the host, I got an ultra-thin 001! 】

Lin He, who had been lying there, looked expectantly, his face darkened when he heard this prompt.

Nima, this is all a mess.

This thing can be bought on the unmanned vending machines all over the street, do you still need to extract it?

Madd, another ten madman points were wasted.

[Ding, congratulations to the host, thank you for your patronage once! 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host, you have drawn 100,000 yuan! 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host, for drawing the skill card 'Doom Comes'! 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host, you have drawn the Xingyimen stunt 'Lightning Five Whips'! 】

...

Soon, all ten draws ended.

Lin He's luck this time was relatively poor. In addition to the above things, Lin He also drew three times to thank him for his patronage, a reward of 100,000 yuan, and a physique enhancement pill.

I have seen other Lin Hes, even if I haven't seen them before, but I know how to use them by hearing their names.

Only the 'five lightning whips' made Lin He frowned.

Isn't this Teacher Ma's famous stunt, how can it still be drawn in the system mall?

"The system is great, what's the matter with this lightning five whip?"

[Lightning Five Whiplashes: A stunt of leg attack, those who have practiced it to the greatest extent, can move between the legs and injure the enemy between the lightnings. Therefore, the leg technique implies the way of the Five Elements and is infinitely variable, so it is called It's the lightning five whips. 】

wow, is that a dick?

Lin He was happy for a while, then suddenly remembered something, his face changed, "No, I have seen a master on Douyin who can do this stunt, but he was beaten badly."

[Oh, that may be because he pays too much attention to martial arts! 】

For some reason, the sound of the system this time was no longer the cold mechanical sound it used to sound, but it sounded a bit teasing.

[Excuse me, host, do you want to receive the stunt 'Lightning Five Whip'? 】

"receive!"

There is no way, I have already drawn it, and I can only get it.

Then, after Lin He's head was cloudy for a while, there were many more leg techniques in his mind.

After taking the light blue physique enhancement pill again, Lin He opened his attribute panel.

Name: Lin He

Age: 25

Constitution: 25-100

Title: Entry Lawyer

Money: 693250

Fanatic Points: 0 points (can be used for lottery draws in the system mall, obtained by completing tasks.)

Skills: Criminal Procedure Law, Civil Procedure Law, Lightning Five Whip, Mind Detection*1, Doom*3.

With a 25-point physique, Lin He rubbed his chin, and his eyes showed a glimmer of light.

Afterwards, he got dressed and got out of bed, stood in the center of the room, recalled the moves in his mind, and practiced five consecutive whips of lightning.

Snapped!

Snapped!

Snapped!

Every time he took out his legs, there was a sharp wind breaking sound, and his momentum looked like a sturdy one.

...

The next day, Lin He came to the law firm early.

Turning on the computer, the Second People's Court of Jiangcheng City has replied to his email, and the case will be heard on the 25th of this month, that is, three days later.

Lin He thought for a while, and called Mao Dachun to ask how the recording evidence was collected.

On the phone, Mao Dachun's voice was very excited, saying that everything was done according to what Lin He said, and the evidence was very sufficient.

Lin He was a little worried, and asked him to send the recording to his mobile phone.

After listening to it twice, I was relieved.

With the testimony of the coworkers, I will organize the case materials in more detail. This lawsuit is a group of flies lying on the butt of the beautiful woman... I will definitely win.

At this time, a pop-up advertisement popped up on the computer screen, and Lin He wanted to close it.

The next second, he hesitated.

Because he found out that the male protagonist of a video on the news seemed to be himself.

With strong curiosity, Lin He clicked on the link.

#madmanzhangsan reappeared, and the aunt on the 26th bus fought with her tongue! #

Pretty wow!

Excuse me, this editor, can you be a little more dog-friendly.

Can we change the word and talk to auntie, it always feels a little weird.

Below the title is a video that lasts for more than ten minutes. The scene in it is exactly the scene where Lin He came out for the little girl yesterday.

I have to say that the photographer is quite conscientious, and he even helped him with beauty while shooting.

Lin He glanced at the release time, it was about ten o'clock last night, and it has only been twelve hours since then, and the number of views of the video has exceeded one million.

The comments below the video also surpassed 50,000.

This made Lin He wonder whether to laugh or cry, and before he knew it, he seemed to be on fire again.

Click to open the comment, and the comments of the water friends below are also extremely happy.

"Looking at the angle of the video, it's obvious that the photographer was secretly recording it. If he dared to secretly photograph my third brother, he was too daring."

"Landlord, you have violated the third brother's portrait right. I advise you to delete this video quickly, or you will face up to 20 years in prison!"

"I'm Zhang San, the card number is 6225... The landlord hurry up and pay 100,000 yuan to come in, otherwise I will reserve the right to sue you at any time!"

"Swipe away after seeing this video. I don't know if this is an emergency escape, please let me know!"

"Third brother, you have not started the broadcast for 46 hours and 53 minutes. I miss you so much. Everyone supports me and let the third brother see it and start the broadcast!"

...

Compared with the above ridicule, more people are still concerned about the content of the video.

"This group of aunts is going too far. They even acted directly on the little girl, to see that the little girl was frightened. Fortunately, my third brother shot in time, otherwise the little girl might be bullied."

"Yeah, now these people, relying on their age, arrogance, and lawlessness, are simply doing nonsense. They should really take care of them."

"No matter, what to do, these people are all connoisseurs of gossiping, even the police Uncle will have a headache when they see them!"

"No or no, as long as it is caught once, the pension will be suspended for a year. I don't see anyone who dares to make trouble."

"I'm also annoyed by this group of people. When an old man is driving on the road, he doesn't even look at the road. If a red light is yellow, you are running. Sometimes you can't dodge. Last time I met an old man who ran a red light and ran into me. , in the end, it is my own insurance.”

"Have mercy on each other. There is an old man downstairs in my house who threw a whip in the morning. He started training on time at five o'clock every day, which was more timely than an alarm clock."

"The little big brother in the video is so handsome, I want to have a monkey with him!"

"Upstairs, isn't it bad to have a baby, why do you have to have a whole animal!"

After scrolling through the comments for half an hour, Lin He stopped in a hurry.

He found that, compared to videos, the comment area is the essence.

Everyone here is talented, and they speak nicely. I really like to stay in the comment area.

"Well, it's true that there has been no live broadcast for a few days." Lin He touched his nose and said to himself.

Open the phone dedicated to live streaming and log in to Douyin.

I don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it.

Before you know it, fans have approached the 5 million mark, and now there are 4.83 million.

The number of fans is almost more than 99% of the so-called big Internet celebrities.

Looking at the time, it was already eleven o'clock in the morning, and the live broadcast would not be long.

Lin He simply hung the account there first and modified the title of the live broadcast room.

[Today's Falun Gong: I pointed my gun at myself, is this a crime? (Broadcast at 2:00 p.m.)]

The 4.83 million fan base is very large, so as soon as Lin He put up the live broadcast, many people received official prompts and poured into the live broadcast room.

"The third brother is about to start broadcasting, and the small bench is ready. Please show up for the third brother."

"Come on, it's only broadcast at two o'clock in the afternoon, it's early."

"Today's title... tsk tsk... Who can interpret it for everyone, what the hell kind of title is this?"

"The tip of your own gun? This is at best self-entertainment, right? Can this also violate the law?"

"God rides a horse to entertain himself, and the one upstairs is confident in his own length!"

"The third brother is the third brother. Every time the law is popularized, I can touch the blind spot of my knowledge."