Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

Of course, this is just a joke.

Lin He said patiently, "My friend, I don't know why you have such a problem."

"But what I want to say is that if you want to open an entertainment venue such as a KTV, you must get approval from the relevant departments."

"So, KTV is a formal entertainment place, and it is not illegal to sing."

"Of course, if you sing too badly, it may arouse the resentment of the people around you and be beaten up."

The last sentence, Lin He said in a half-joking tone.

"No, lawyer Zhang, you misunderstood me."

The youth explained: "I mean, I went to KTV to play and found two singing girls."

"Then I happened to meet the police for inspection. In this case, will I be detained."

"That friend of mine has a first love to be a princess in KTV..."

Lin He waved his hand, "Okay, stop talking, I know what you want to say."

"Is it because your friend's first love works at KTV, and then your friend wants to find her first love, but is afraid of being caught by the police Uncle?"

The opposite side was silent for a moment, and then said in a very exaggerated tone: "Lawyer Zhang, you are so smart, you guessed what I wanted to say at once."

Lin He secretly thought it was funny, this netizen's acting skills... were a little exaggerated.

However, this answer is estimated that many friends in the live broadcast room want to know.

Lin He rubbed his nose and said with a smile: 'It's not against the law to simply find someone to drink with at KTV. ’

"Even if you encounter a police inspection, the punishment is only KTV, and it has nothing to do with the guests."

"In 2006, my country promulgated the Regulations on the Administration of Entertainment Places, and entertainment places and their employees are not allowed to provide or engage in profit-seeking escorts."

"Paid accompaniment is prohibited by law and violates the Regulations on the Administration of Entertainment Places."

"The Regulations on the Administration of Entertainment Places mainly punish enterprises. For entertainment places that provide paid escorts, they will suspend business for rectification. If the circumstances are serious, their business licenses will be revoked and a fine will be imposed."

"As for the escort women who provide services, as long as they do not involve selling silver and whoring, they will not be punished. At present, there is no basis for punishment, it is only a moral category."

"So, it's not illegal for you to go to KTV to find your first love."

"But if you do something with your first love in KTV, it's hard to explain clearly."

"Do you understand what I mean?"

"Thank you Lawyer Zhang." The young man said lightly, "But I still want to say that this question is really asked for my friend."

"I, Su Daqi, are a serious person, and I wouldn't go to that kind of place."

"Goodbye, lawyer Lin."

Millions of people in the live broadcast room strongly condemned this netizen who talked about his friends.

"Fuck, another person who made a friend out of nothing."

"Laughing out loud, it's a friend, and a first love. There are so many excuses."

"It turns out that this is not illegal. I used to go to KTV to play, and I was always scared. I was afraid that I would be detained by the police Uncle."

"Brothers, I don't know if you have played the Russian Wheel there, that thief is fun!"

In this regard, Lin He just smiled and did not speak.

Is the Russian roulette fun?

That's because you haven't seen Zhang Xuanmai play Chasing the Dragon.

Lin He put his mind away and said to the screen, "Okay, let's continue to help the second netizen today."

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"Hey, Lawyer Zhang, can you hear me?"

Opposite is a woman's hoarse voice, Lin He judged that this should be a middle-aged woman.

"Well, I can hear you." Lin He chuckled: "Speak your question."

The woman said, "I'm from the countryside."

It turned out that the woman lived in the countryside and was considered a left-behind woman.

She has a large yard at home, and she raises a lot of chickens and ducks in the yard to support her family.

One night last month, she was sleeping in the house when she heard movement next to the chicken coop in the yard.

After listening for a while, I felt like a burglar had entered my home.

But the woman was timid and was afraid that she would be threatened with her life when she went out to meet the thief.

So, she found the firecrackers she had saved from the New Year from under the bed in the dark, lit it with a puff, and threw it into the yard.

It means to let the thieves know that the master has found you, so hurry up and leave.

After the firecrackers rang, the chickens and ducks in the yard fluttered for a while, and then gradually became quiet.

In this way, the woman, with an uneasy mood, stayed by the bed until dawn, and then dared to open the door to check the situation.

It didn't matter at this sight, he was terrified in an instant.

Because there is not one chicken and duck in the yard, but there is one more person inexplicably.

The old man Li from the same village was lying on the ground, motionless, and his body was already cold.

Only then did the woman realize that she seemed to have killed someone.

Now, Old Man Li's family wants to sue her and ask her to pay for Old Man Li's life and pay 500,000 yuan.

"Lawyer Zhang, you say it's easy for me, why did this happen."

The woman said with a crying voice: "On weekdays, the men of my family work outside and don't come home once for a few months."

"I have to take care of two children and take care of the elderly."

"I originally wanted to raise some chickens and ducks to subsidize the family, but I was still thinking about it, causing these troubles."

"Tell me... what should I do now?"

Hearing the woman's cry, Lin He couldn't help but look more serious.

It is said that men are the pillars of the family, but this woman also holds up half the sky in the family.

In life, it is not easy to take care of children and take care of the elderly at the same time.

I just wanted to live my life with my duty, and in the end I encountered such a bad thing.

Oh, it's hard!

Lin He quickly tapped the table with his index finger, and after a while, he already had a solution in his mind.

He let out a sigh of relief and comforted: "This big sister, don't be sad yet."

"Actually, it's not a big deal."

"The other party wants to sue you, just let them be."

"When you go to court, you just need to repeat what I said to the judge."

"So, you should be able to write, find a piece of paper, and write down what I said."

With a rustling voice, a voice came from the opposite side again: "Okay, lawyer Zhang, please tell me, I will write it down."

Lin He said slowly: "When you get to the court, you just need to make it clear to the judge that all your actions are in self-defense."

"You heard the voice in the courtyard and guessed that the thief came to your house to steal. In order to protect the safety of your own property and stop the illegal infringement, you lit firecrackers and threw them into the courtyard, trying to drive the thief away."

"As for the death of the thief, there is no necessary connection between your actions."

"Your behavior of throwing firecrackers did not exceed the necessary defense limit. Therefore, you do not have to bear criminal responsibility for the death of the thief."

"As for civil compensation, if you throw firecrackers in your own yard, you have not infringed on anyone's interests, so you don't need to pay for it."

"Did you remember?"

In order for the woman to better understand her words, Lin He deliberately kept her words very concise.