Magical Queen Taming the Beast

"I'll go first!" Xuan Xin jumped into the ring first!

Outside Jingtao City, a hill.

The little badger angrily digs holes and eats mud... It has dug more than a dozen dirt pits on the entire hill, and the whole hill is covered with ghasts.

It's very angry!

The owner is so kind to Xiaobao, ten thousand times better than him!

The little badger's speed is getting faster and faster, and its intelligence seems to have improved a lot, especially it can understand many human feelings. Of course, it understands Xuanyue's mood better, because it has a heart-to-heart connection with Xuanyue. Because of this, it can feel that in the owner's heart, Xiaobao's position is much more important than it!

When it heard that Xuanyue was going to give Xiaobao the hard-earned coagulation fruit, it rushed up angrily and ate the coagulation fruit by itself.

Knowing that he couldn't escape a beating, he escaped alone.

I slept in the woods all night, got hungry, found this hill and started dredging to eat...

In the end, it really couldn't hold it anymore, and it gave up, wiping its mouth with unfinished intentions, letting the Buddha be enjoying a delicious meal.

"Humph!"

"Smelly master!"

If you eat mud, you will be beaten! Never going back again!

The little badger's stomach is like a ball, lying on all fours on the soft soil to bask in the sun, feeling extremely comfortable all over...

Sudden!

There was a strange sound in the stomach.

"Cuckoo!"

The little badger was startled and jumped up immediately!

It's going to pull...poo!

How to do? How to do? It jumped in a hurry, trying to find a shaded place to poop, but after changing several places, it couldn't pull it out. It has always had the habit of going to the same place to poop, and it can't be pulled out if it changes.

"Whoosh!"

The little badger rushed out like a bolt of lightning, and the black body was like a black light, flashed by, and disappeared in an instant...

garbage heap.

In a pile of grass a dozen feet away, there were two men, two strange men.

Two men, motionless, like stone sculptures...

The body is covered with weeds, and the face is covered with dust...

If you don't look carefully, you will think it is two stones.

If you look closely, you will feel that they are two natives.

These two people are the stupid and stupid swordsman Song Jianmad and the drunk beggar... The whole city is hunting for squirrels, but they have been lying in the grass, staring unblinkingly at the not far away. garbage heap...

They are waiting for the next appearance of the magic squirrel...

"Brother beggar, when will the squirrel come?" Song Jianmad couldn't help asking.

"It will come whenever it wants." The beggar replied inscrutable.

"Then when does it want to come?"

"Do you think I look like a squirrel?"

"Not like!"

"Then how do I know what the squirrel thinks?"

The beggar said contemptuously.

Song Jian said madly: "These days, we have been staying here day and night, a total of 75 people have come to throw the garbage, 18 dogs have come to dig through the garbage to eat or poop, and three beggars have picked up the garbage... ...just haven't seen a squirrel!"

The beggar said, "If you don't believe there are squirrels, then you're good to go!"

Song Jian said madly: "I'm not that stupid! I've waited for so many days, and I won't give up! What if the squirrel comes in the next second?"

The beggar asked, "What if the squirrel never came?"

Song Jian said madly: "Then I'll keep it for the rest of my life! Well, today it's your turn to stare, and I'll sleep!"

After speaking, he closed his eyes, fell directly into the haystack and fell asleep.

"Brother Song."

The beggar shouted.

Song Jianmad didn't respond.

"Brother Song, the squirrel has appeared!" The beggar pushed Song Jianmad.

"Don't lie to me, I just fell asleep, and the squirrel appeared? It's not so coincidental! You want to lie to me to talk with you? No way!" Song Jian said madly.

"Open your eyes and see!"

"I just don't open it!" Song Jian said madly.

"It's really a squirrel, it's shitting again! Hurry up and see, it's really shitting..." The beggar was so excited that he was trembling when he spoke.

Song Jian was startled, and quickly opened his eyes!

Sure enough, he saw a small black animal in the distance, squatting in the garbage heap to poop...

The beggar grabbed Song Jianmad's hand excitedly and said excitedly, "Brother Song! Brother Song! The squirrel really appeared!!"

Song Jian madly said: "Where is this squirrel? It's obviously a badger!"

The beggar said, "What is a badger?"

Song Jian said madly: "It's just a small beast! Call me when the real squirrel comes! I'm going to sleep first!"

The beggar said: "Don't sleep! Don't sleep! It's a badger, it's a badger! It's the poop it pulls!"

Song Jian said madly: "Didn't you say it's a squirrel?"

The beggar said: "How do I know what a badger is? It looks like a squirrel to me! I thought it was a squirrel! Besides, how can I see it clearly from such a distance?"

Song Jianmad became quite nervous: "You mean... the last time you saw an animal pulling out a piece of black iron, it was the badger in front of you? Are you sure?"

"Hmm! That's it!"

The beggar is sure!

"That's a badger! Not a squirrel! Idiot!" Song Jian madly knocked his head!

"Look! Its poo is about to come out, it's black! Black! Look!" The beggar lowered his voice excitedly, and all the blood in his body boiled. "It's finally time to wait!"

"Shh!"

Song Jian clicked his acupuncture points like crazy!

In an instant, the beggar could not move or speak.

"Don't be noisy! I'll untie you later!" Song Jianmadly observed the badger in the distance.

The badger, covered with black hair, looked like a small hedgehog, with a very round body like a ball.

Although the appearance and body are a bit strange, it should be a badger, can't go wrong.

Song Jian traveled wildly, and his knowledge was not comparable to that of a beggar who picks up rubbish.

Soon, the badger pulled out the poo and ran away!

"Chase!"

Song Jian madly untied the beggar's acupuncture point and rushed up quickly.

"Wait for me! Brother Song!"

The beggar quickly followed!

"A lump of... shit? Is this really black iron?" Song Jian frantically looked at the pile of stinky things in front of him.

"It's it! It's it!" The beggar ran over, excitedly picked up the stink from the ground, and held it in his hands: "Brother Song! Look, it's still hot! Feel it!"

"no!"

Song Jianmad instinctively avoided it!

It's not just shit, but it's shit too!

The beggar said, "Brother Song, let's go to the trading house to exchange money!"

Song Jian said madly: "You go!"

The beggar asked curiously, "What about you? We both waited together, and we should share it equally!"

"It's all for you!"

Song Jianmad doesn't seem to be interested in the smelly smell in the hands of the beggar. He looks at the direction where the badger is leaving, his expression is serious, and he seems to be thinking about something...

The beggar said: "Give me a person? How can this be done? Hey, Brother Song, where are you going?"

"There will be an expiry later!"

The figure of Song Jian's madness flew out like a gust of wind, and only an empty voice echoed back.

"These martial arts experts are really weird! Don't even have money!"

The beggar quickly hid Xuan Tie in his arms and ran away like a thief.

Xuan Tie?

This novel comes from reading books