Chapter 34 The console version cute pet? Dogs don’t play! (Ask for a flower ticket)
I pass?
Really Nima’s explosion rate changed? !
Seeing the other party’s reply, the Xuangou people were dumbfounded.
At first, he thought that the console version of “The Collection of Cute Pets” would have a lower unit price in the lottery, and if the explosion rate of the PC version was maintained, it would be more competitive.
As a result, you told me that the unit price is indeed low.
The explosion rate has also been reduced?
Then play a snake skin?
Isn’t it a waste of money, isn’t it?
Thinking about how I made 498 minutes in the live broadcast room just now, and I also showed the picture of ten consecutive draws with one click to the water friends. . .
The clown is me? !
“Anchor anchor, why didn’t you speak?”
at the same time.
Dazzling Dog’s live broadcast room.
The water friends found that after Xuangou lowered his head and knocked on the phone for a while, he never raised his head again.
“I knock? The anchor won’t die suddenly, right?”
“Gui Gui, the first person to die suddenly on the live broadcast?”
“As expected of the number one anchor of Penguin TV, the content of the live broadcast is indeed different from other live broadcast rooms.”
“Blessed are the new audiences!!”
But soon, Xuangou raised his head.
“Brothers, I just asked the person in charge of the host version of “The Collection of Cute Pets”.”
“I specifically asked about the explosion rate.”
Putting the live broadcast aside for the time being, Xuangou chatted with the barrage: “Guess what the penguin said?”
Seeing that Xuangou was about to break the news, the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly became excited.
Isn’t this revelation much more interesting than the live broadcast of “The Collection of Cute Pets”? !
“This group of people who stepped on the horse told me that the console version of the game really changed the explosion rate of the horse!”
Xuangou broke the defense, and directly scolded: “I know, I have been kryptonizing for a long time, which is equivalent to giving money to this stupid P game, understand what I mean?”
“What is the console version of “The Collection of Cute Pets”?”
“Dogs don’t play!!”
“Wdnmd’s penguin, RNM refunds money!!”
After Xuangou’s crazy output, his live broadcast room was directly banned by the super tube of Penguin TV.
Unfortunately.
Super tube hand is still a little slow.
This high-energy output clip of Xuangou has been recorded and saved by many quick-witted netizens.
“What’s the situation? Why is the Xuangou live broadcast room blocked?!”
at the same time.
Chen Hu, the person in charge of the live broadcast of Penguin, called and asked the super supervisor of Penguin TV: “What did he do during the live broadcast?”
“Boss, you don’t need to ask me this question.”
The super tube of Penguin TV is very helpless: “You can open the V-blog now and see it clearly.”
How fast is Bluestar’s Internet development?
Just look at the V Bo hot search list at this time.
It took less than 2 minutes for the Xuangou live broadcast to break the defense.
On the V-blog, the video recordings of his live broadcast breaking defenses are spreading wildly!
Especially his sentence:
“The console version of “The Collection of Cute Pets” doesn’t even play with dogs!”
It became popular all over the Internet and became the top 3 hot search entry on the V Bo hot search list.
ironnically.
The hot search terms ranked in TOP2 are:
[WG live broadcast on all platforms is open. 】TOP1 is:
[Penguin’s first console WeGame is officially launched! 】These two are hot searches bought by Penguin, so their positions in TOP1 and TOP2 are unshakable.
The most popular entry under them is the one who madly sprayed WG’s first game!
“What? Is this really what he said during the live broadcast?”
Chen Hu was stunned: “Let’s do this first, I’ll call Xuangou!!”
on horseback.
The head anchor of Penguin TV actually said such a thing during the live broadcast?
That’s pretty cool!
Of course goose.
He called Xuangou’s number, but what he got was: the number you dialed is on the phone.
Usually this is the case.
It’s not that the other party is really on the call, that is, you have been blocked by the other party!
Chen Hu didn’t believe that Xuangou dared to block himself.
But after two and a half hours of continuous calls, it shows that the other party is on the call.
This shows that the other party really blocked you!
Not only that.
The dazzling dog output in the live broadcast room still couldn’t hold back.
Log in directly to your V-blog account, and take advantage of the explosion of popularity at this time, and publish a long article.
in the article.
The dazzling dog is no longer pretending, it’s a showdown.
He made it clear:
Penguin gave itself a bad sum of money and asked itself to try their best to praise the WG and console version of “Celebrity Collection” during the live broadcast!
“I admit, I just sucked money, you can say whatever you want, but I have to condolences to the penguin’s pro-horse today!”
After getting straight to the point, Xuangou continued to write:
“What kind of thing is this WG? A batch of rubbish image quality, a batch of performance rubbish, and most importantly, a batch of rubbish games!”
“The picture quality and performance of others’ GBA are indeed average, but the game cows in the sky of the forest wolf!”
“What are you penguins doing? What kind of stinky fish and rotten shrimp is the console version of “The Collection of Cute Pets”, and it is also worthy of publicity?!”
“The picture is worse than the PC version, I don’t know how many times, there is no gameplay at all, and the explosion rate is changed!”
“Penguin’s heart is really black!”
“The “Pokemon” series, the Timberwolves have exploded your hundreds of streets!”
This wave, Xuangou really couldn’t hold back.
I was a clown in the live broadcast room, and I was embarrassed to blow the penguin’s console version of “The Collection of Cute Pets”.
In the end, I not only want to be the penguin’s dog, but also be the leek harvested by the penguin, giving money to these scumbags for nothing.
Who can stand this?
The head anchor of Penguin TV jumped out and backstabbed Penguin. This wave directly caused an unprecedented response on the Internet.
Maybe even the penguins can’t think of it.
The impact of this wave of events will be so huge!
“Who secretly changed the explosion rate?!”
Penguin headquarters.
After learning about this incident, Ma Huateng held an emergency management meeting overnight: “Li Yan, who is in charge of this project!?”
“M… Mr. Ma, the person in charge of the relevant project has been fired by me, and now he has got out of the company building!”
Li Yan stood up tremblingly: “We also modified the explosion rate of the console version of the game for the first time, and adjusted it back to the explosion rate of the PC version…”
“This is to mend a dead sheep, and it’s too late.”
The head of Penguin’s marketing department stood up and said: “Mr. Ma, players are very dissatisfied with the WG and console version of “The Collection of Cute Pets”.”
“We have received nearly 100,000 returns and refund applications on our official website!”
Think back then.
When Penguin opened the WG pre-sale, it made a clear statement in the pre-sale contract:
Within 48 hours of receiving the game console, you can unconditionally return it for a refund.
When they added this clause, the whole network touted it.
Various media said: This is the confidence of a top game company like Penguin!
They have the capital and ability to add this clause!
Results now.
This clause that was blown by the whole network at the beginning has become a sharp blade for players to fight back against the penguins!
A wave of resolute and fanatical refund frenzy is rushing towards the penguins!
(The update is sent, and I ask readers to give a lot of flowers and tickets to support, thank you very much!!!)*
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