Male God’s Freestyle Flirting

"Have you measured your height and weight?"

As soon as Qin Yuan walked into the opposite room, he raised his head and asked Yu Man.

In my impression, it is extremely rare for him to take the initiative to talk to himself.

Yu Man felt guilty, "Measure... finished..."

"Student, it's your turn." The doctor finished filling out the physical examination card of the person in front of him, and waved to Yu Man. "Take off your shoes, and press down the measuring board on it."

Yu Man's facial features twisted up in an instant.

The fastest slap in the history.

She dejectedly started to slip on her slippers, revealing pink socks with bunny ears, making her look very playful.

Qin Yuan crossed his arms and looked at Yu Man leisurely.

The school's electronic scale will automatically report the data, and she really hates this meaningless "high technology".

Standing up tremblingly, Yu Man clenched his hands into fists, his heart pounding.

Three seconds later, a mechanical and rhythmic female voice sounded—

"Height 160.2 cm, weight 48.4 kg."

Yu Man was stunned, and there was only one thought left in her mind——

It's over, she's fat again!

Getting off the scale in a daze, Yu Man hadn't tied her shoelaces when she heard Qin Yuan's teasing smile.

He said, "I can't tell, you're already a hundred catties."

This girl looks quite well-proportioned, and her flesh must be very strong.

"..." Yu Man was so ashamed that he couldn't bear it, but he raised his eyes bravely, and retorted, "It's not a hundred!"

Qin Yuan shrugged, nodded encouragingly, "Come on, work harder, your density can reach one centimeter per catty."

"..."

Yu Man forced herself to take two sets of deep breaths to suppress the anger that was about to burst out of her heart.

Qin Yuan's mouth is too poisonous!

"I said the last time I carried you, why was it as heavy as a pig?"

He suddenly added another sentence, in a calm tone, which pierced Yu Man's ears sharply.

"Qin Yuan!" Yu Man frowned instantly, roared angrily, and moved towards him with fists, "How can I be such a thin pig!"

"Pigs are calculated by hundreds of catties, and you are basically qualified."

Yu Man choked, and turned his head angrily.

That's all! Can't say no to him!

Seeing that she had turned off the fire, Qin Yuan didn't continue joking. He stepped on the heel of his left foot with the toe of his right foot, and stood on the scale with one step of his long legs.

The data reported by the machine was so angry that his eyes were red.

182cm, 66kg.

Perfectly meets the recruitment requirements.

She can't wait to run over and dismantle the scale!

The doctor handed back the physical examination card to Qin Yuan, and Yu Man muttered beside him, "Why can't you be shorter or thinner?"

In this way, you will not be eligible to participate in the army recruitment.

Qin Yuan heard it, but misunderstood what Yu Man meant, and frowned, "Am I fat?"

She was serious, "Fat."

If you lose more than two catties, it will be fine.

"..." Qin Yuan pursed his lips and asked back, "If I keep losing weight, I won't be able to carry your pig on my back when you're drunk."

"Didn't you say you were going to the army in the future?" Yu Man's tone sank, not very happy.

Qin Yuan paused for a moment, and then said: "Yeah, I almost forgot," he said, and reminded Yu Man, "So you can't get drunk."

She hung her head and said nothing.

Qin Yuan stared at Yu Man's back, also silent.

The last item is to draw blood and insert a needle in the elbow. The boys in the two positions in front of Yuman had a little accident. The rubber hose connecting the needle hole was not connected properly, and the hole was broken in the middle. Halfway through the pump, thick blood flowed all over the table.

The timid girl screamed instantly, and even the doctor panicked.

The boy was calm, and he still had the rationality to spread his legs, for fear that his blood would stain the school uniform.

Yu Man didn't feel dizzy, but she was also taken aback when she saw it at first glance. She subconsciously grabbed Qin Yuan's arm behind her and squeezed it tightly.

"Are you afraid?" Qin Yuan asked.

Yu Man felt that she should pretend to be weak, so that she looked more like a normal girl, so she deliberately trembled her voice and replied in panic, "I'm afraid, there's a lot of blood."

"Then you are afraid every month?" Qin Yuan asked again.

Me?

Yu Man's eyes darkened, and Qin Yuan was almost beaten to death.

"Qin Yuan, do you want to be ashamed?"

"Do you understand?"

"I'm not stupid, how could I not understand?"

"I'm not stupid, how can I not see that you are pretending?"

Yu Man was defeated again.

When did Qin Yuan become so talkative and vicious?

but…

Yu Man suddenly felt happy again.

She still likes him, everything.

In fact, Yu Man gradually understood Qin Yuan.

What he is obsessed with is different from others, and the distance he yearns for is beyond Yu Man's reach. Therefore, many times she feels that there is a distance between herself and Qin Yuan, and this distance is precisely one of the reasons why she likes him.

Qin Yuan lives freely, while Yu Man happens to admire freedom and ease.

For example, if he wants to play even if he is injured, she will not say "no" with a strong attitude.

Because I know that Qin Yuan is a person who puts his love above everything else.

So if he really longed for the army and joined the army, then Yu Man would never want to be a stumbling block in his way forward.

Her love was once very small, so small that she just wanted to get closer and possess it.

But her love is now magnificent, and it is impossible to say the three words "don't go".

This may be Yu Man's growth.

Since she has been waiting for so many years, she doesn't mind if she waits any longer.

After all, it's still a journey of me chasing you. Yu Man thinks he has enough stamina, and he won't be able to run far.

After she finished drawing blood, she squatted at the entrance of the gymnasium, and waited for Qin Yuan to come out before bouncing over and walking to the teaching building with him.

"I can fill out the registration form today."

Qin Yuan suddenly said this out of nowhere.

Yu Man's heart skipped a beat, and she understood.

"Are all the conditions met?" she asked.

"Yes." Qin Yuan nodded.

"Very good." Yu Man didn't know what to say, scratched her head and choked out two words, "Congratulations."

Qin Yuan turned his head, as if thinking about something, and said after a while: "Yu Man, do you want me to sign up?"

A voice in my heart shouted almost immediately—I don't want it!

However, Yu Man seemed to be afraid of hesitation, so she nodded vigorously and replied, "I support you."

"Support?" Qin Yuan frowned, dissatisfied, "I'm asking, hope."

Yu Man's mind was a little confused, and she didn't dare to meet his eyes, because she was worried that she would not be able to control her emotions, so she said a thousand and ten thousand "don't want".

That was the result that neither Qin Yuan nor she wanted to hear.

"Hope." Yu Man whispered.

"real?"

Qin Yuan probably didn't expect her to say that, and his tone was somewhat shocked.

"Oh," Yu Man waved his hands in annoyance, "If this is your dream, I absolutely hope and support it."

As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly changed into a giggling face to adjust her mood, "Don't worry, I will wait for your return faithfully!"

Qin Yuan looked at Yu Man seriously without smiling.

"What, what's the matter?" She was stared at by him anxiously.

Qin Yuan shook his head, "It's okay, let's go back."

"Oh..." Yu Man grabbed her school pants and followed.

Actually, Qin Yuan wanted to say—

I don't have to go if you don't want to.