Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

"Hahaha, after reading Yushen's daily plan, I can only say that it's eye-opening, the original plan can still look like this!!"

"I'm laughing to death. You say he has no plan. It seems a bit wronged him. You say he has a plan. What kind of ghost plans are these, hahaha!"

"6666, is it okay to reward yourself once?!"

"What do you mean? So, what kind of reward is it?"

"Children don't understand, don't ask nonsense, this is the inheritance of an ancient craft, and it is a secret between us men!"

"These plans of Feather God are really too showy, especially the one that reminds me to teach the big yellow dog next door, I laughed so hard!"

"Yeah, God is quite vengeful!"

"Plan 4 is more beautiful. If you have a stick in your hand, ten miles of cauliflower will be headless. Isn't this my favorite thing to do when I was a child? How did this thing achieve national unity!"

"Yu Shen has such a strange desire to win, he even wants to be in the top 20 in the number of WeChat steps, hahaha!"

"I hate making schedules the most, but these plans of Yushen, I think I can do it myself!"

"Now I feel more and more that it is really cool to be single. Look at Lao Chen and Li Lei, they are always busy with things all day long, but Yushen is lucky. They are all looking for things to do for themselves. !"

"Yu Shen, it's really difficult for you, others may not be able to complete a plan in a day, you make so many plans every day, you are really working hard! (狗头)

"I'm really curious. The plan five on the second page of Feather God, I can't understand the current popular music, but what do you mean by recording songs yourself?"

"Hahaha, I guess it's just to sing casually. I have a friend who also likes to go to the recording studio to record songs. When he sings something, the dog will shake his head when he hears it!"

After reading these daily planners from Lu Yu,

inside the studio,

The audience is really hard to hold back!

these plans,

It can't be said that it is exactly the same as the plan in their cognition, right?

Let's just say it doesn't matter!

every plan,

They are all beautiful, everyone's scalp is numb,

But the audience was dying of laughter!

under the lens.

The muscles on Bingbing's smiling face hurt,

"Lu Yu, these plans of yours really opened my eyes!"

"I never thought that the plan could be like this!"

"Hahaha, you even wash a stinky sock, it's actually included in the plan!"

"Are you serious!"

Glancing at Bing Bing who was leaning forward and back with a smile,

Lu Yu explained seriously,

"It's normal."

"Washing socks is a big project. I save up for a week and wash them one at a time. If I don't write them down and forget to wash them, I won't be able to continue them later.

God can't continue!

You thought it was a coffee refill!

Lu Yu's answer,

There was another burst of laughter.

but,

Many boys, especially single boys and boys still living in dormitories,

Regarding Lu Yu's statement,

I quite agree!

Because many of them also like to save up the smelly socks and wash them together.

laughed again for a while,

Bingbing glanced at the barrage,

Then he continued to ask,

"Lu Yu, I won't say more about your other messy plans.

"What do you mean by plan five on July 14?"

"I see a lot of viewers, and some are very interested in your plan five!"

"Plan five? Let me see!"

Lu Yu heard that,

Immediately put his head in the past,

Go see what is written on Plan Five.

after all

It has been so many days since the day I wrote the plan,

He had long forgotten what he was writing.

At this moment, at a glance,

Only then did I suddenly realize.

"Oh, when you say this, you mean it literally!"

Lu Yu said,

Glancing at the camera, he smiled,

"That night, because of the rain and thunder, I couldn't sleep because of the noise, and then I thought about listening to some pop music, maybe I fell asleep after listening to it.

"I didn't look for the song carefully at the time."

"I saw that there was a list, which was written about the songs of the four kings of today's music scene.

"And then I went in and listened."

"As a result, listening and listening, uh, I found that it was a little bit not to my liking."

"Especially there is a song about howling ghosts and howling wolves, which is the same as what the dance master did. Instead of coaxing me to sleep, it scared me so much that I lost sleep."

Speaking of which,

Lu Yu shrugged his shoulders and said,

"I didn't name names, and I didn't mean to insult your idols, so please don't insult me...

"Whoever blackmails me means that whoever admits that your idol sings badly, like a great dancer is doing things!"

"And the singer who sings like he does."

"I'm not targeting you, I beg you, please don't do anything to harm me in private!"

puff!!

Lu Yu's words,

And almost sprayed Bingbing on the side with laughter!

God, please don't do this to harm you!

Lu Yu, you really dare to say it!

and,

What makes Bingbing dumbfounded is that,

Lu Yu obviously didn't thank by name,

But strangely,

After he finished these few words,

Especially after hearing the three key words of how to do it, jumping to the gods and howling ghosts and howling wolves,

A name has already appeared in Bingbing's mind!

not just ice,

inside the studio,

In the minds of many viewers,

I also thought of who the mage was at the same time!

"Hahaha, I really didn't expect that on a marriage urging program, there would be Ji Lan from my tutor!"

"Laughing, the mage may be late, but it is absolutely impossible to be absent!"

"I can't help it. As long as you mention the current pop music, you can't avoid him. Who will let him be the eternal god of the Chinese~language music scene!"

"Big courage, open your eyes and take a good look, what is the surname in the Chinese music circle, and what is the surname of the mage!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Yushen's words are too connotative, I'm worried that what others do will harm him!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, who are the four heavenly kings of pop music now? Why don't I know? I do know the old four heavenly kings, but now there are also four heavenly kings?!"

"I only know that one of them is a sorcerer, the other is the kid who played the air guitar and almost died on stage, and the other is a strange species with two large tumors on both shoulders and a head hanging in the middle, and the last one , i don't know who it is

"Feather God said that there are no good songs in the pop music world. It's really not cheating, it's the truth!"

"As we all know, the current music is a carnival of a group of clowns!"

"Twenty years ago, that was the fight between gods!"

"If foreign music goes back 20 years, it will go back directly. And if our music scene goes back 20 years, good guy, let the gods return to their place!"

Lu Yu's words,

It drew bursts of laughter from the audience in the live broadcast room.

But after laughing,

Everyone agreed with Lu Yu's point of view.

current popular music,

It's really hard to hear,

They are all rubbish!

don't say anything else,

As for the so-called new four heavenly kings,

There is not even a work that can be sold!

Comparison,

It's still good as before,

There are many songs in the past, which are really classics!

So far, I can't get tired of listening to it!

Amid all the discussions,

Bingbing also smiled and continued to ask Lu Yu,

"Now the music is good or bad, we won't comment here."

"What the audience wants to ask is not this."

"It's what you said later."

"You said you went to the recording studio to record songs?"

"seriously?"

"You still write songs?!"

Actually,

Bingbing just asked casually,

I didn't expect that Lu Yu could really write any good songs,

Just to satisfy everyone's curiosity.

but who knows,

When Lu Yu heard this, his face suddenly became serious.

and,

Then fell into thinking.

Just now I was just talking,

Lu Yu suddenly remembered,

I seem to have overlooked one thing!

That is,

If I take out that song,

Will it cause a sensation!

Most likely it will!

In case the time comes,

This song is on fire,

Didn't he follow the fire?!

Lu Yu doesn't want to be popular,

It will be very troublesome after the fire,

All his life, he just wanted to lie down peacefully,

I don't want to be disturbed too much by the outside world.

As said before,

For fame, fortune and money, Lu Yu

Not too much pursuit,

If he wants to pursue these,

With those things brought over from his mind,

It's already earned both fame and fortune!

so,

After thinking about it,

Lu Yu still decided not to expose it.

"Lu Yu? Lu Yu, what do you think?"

"Lu Yu?!"

Hearing Bingbing's inquiry,

Only then did Lu Yu come to his senses,

Quickly said with a smile,

"Oh, I heard that!"

"I can't write songs, that's just nonsense!"

"Don't take it seriously don't take it seriously!"

"Just bragging!"

This response from Lu Yu,

Let Bingbing suddenly feel a little strange.

She was just asking casually,

But Lu Yu's attitude,

But it seems to be lying, as if deliberately not wanting everyone to know.

Bingbing doubted,

"real?"

"Why do I feel like you're lying to us?"

"I swear, I really can't write songs!"

Lu Yu held up three fingers,

Said eloquently,

"If I can write songs, I will eat instant noodles without seasoning packets in the future!"

say this,

Lu Yu is really not guilty at all.

I really don't know how to write songs,

That song was originally copied by myself from another world,

As I said at the beginning,

Lu Yu is actually a time traveler,

Although the cultural gap between the two worlds is not that great,

But there are still some nuances.

like the song,

There are many classic songs missing in this world.

And the song that Lu Yu went to the recording studio to record,

is one of them.

It is also Lu Yu's favorite song in the past.

"Okay then, if you say no, you won't!"

Seeing that Lu Yu has sworn such a heavy oath,

Bingbing laughed,

I didn't ask any more questions,

But in my heart I feel

have to,

Lu Yu must have written a song.

It's because he's embarrassed,

Take out his works for everyone to listen to.

after all,

Even if an amateur can write songs,

Can't hear where to go,

Probably some funny saliva songs!

Play it in front of so many people,

It is indeed an embarrassing thing.

However.

The audience in the live broadcast room,

But watching the excitement is not a big deal,

Not happy right away!

"1'.||No, Yushen is obviously lying like this. When Bingbing asked him just now, he was silent for so long. If he really can't write songs, he just said he can't

That's enough, why do you need to think so long before answering?"

"Hahaha, I guess Yushen should have really recorded the song, but he was afraid that after everyone listened to it, he would die, so he said he couldn't write it!"

"It makes sense, but the more it is like this, the more I want to hear it! (Squint eye smile.jpg)"

"Yu Shen, don't be shy, show us the song you recorded!"

"That's right, you are not a professional singer, even if the song you write is ugly, no one will laugh at you!"

"One person wrote in blood, please God Yu let us listen to it, we are already mentally prepared to roll over!"

"No matter how ugly it sounds, is there still a mage who sings ugly?"

"Pfft, can you have some confidence in Feather God? Maybe he really has that kind of talent. Maybe this song will be surprisingly good!"

"Don't be kidding, although I also like Yu Shen very much, but as a student who has received professional music training, I can tell you responsibly that composing songs is very difficult!

"Even if one is talented, it takes a long time to develop the talent. Like Yushen, without professional training, no matter how talented the talent is, it is impossible.

Make a great song!"

"Hahaha, it doesn't matter if it sounds good or bad, everyone just listens to it and wants to know what song Yushen wrote!"

"That's right, I like ugly sounds too!"

"Bingbing, quickly grab Yushen's cell phone, his cell phone is thrown on the sofa!"

"What do you mean? Why grab your phone?!"

"You guys are stupid, Yushen didn't say it, he went to the recording studio to record that song, he wanted it to be the ringtone for his phone!"

"That is to say, as long as we snatch the phone away from him and call Yushen's phone again, then we will hear what the song he recorded is!"

"Damn it, it makes sense. Before Yushen could react, Bingbing quickly snatched his phone from him!"

obviously,

The viewers in the live broadcast room are very smart,

Many people can see it at a glance,

Lu Yu is obviously lying and cheating!

If you really don't write songs,

Then you need to be silent for a long time before answering!

so,

Many viewers actually had the same idea as Bingbing,

Think Lu Yu is embarrassed, (Zhao De's)

exhibit his works,

Afraid of being laughed at!

but,

The more he fears making jokes,

On the contrary, the audience wanted to hear what Lu Yu wrote and sang,

What happened!

Although I know it will be difficult to hear,

But I still want to hear it,

Just want to satisfy my curiosity!

Some viewers who responded quickly began to remind Bingbing on the barrage,

Let her take advantage of Lu Yu not realizing it,

Hurry up and steal Lu Yu's phone away!

maybe,

The ringtone he uses now,

It's the song he wrote in the recording studio!

Bingbing also noticed these barrages,

Suddenly I couldn't laugh or cry.

Everyone... As for it!

Are you thinking about the death of Lu Yushe that much?!

but,

honestly,

Being so teased by everyone,

Bingbing also felt itchy in the heart!

then,

The next second she rolled her eyes,

He turned his head to Lu Yu in surprise and said,

"Oh! Lu Yu, why is your face so dirty!"

"Where are you doing this!"

"Like a tabby cat!"

"ah?"

Lu Yu was taken aback.

My face is dirty?!

he rubbed his face,

"where?"

"Here, here, and here."

"Oh, there are too many, you can go to the faucet in the yard and wash it!"

"Otherwise, it will damage your handsome image too much!"

What Bingbing said is true,

Lu Yu looked strange,

I feel like I didn't put anything on my face...

but,

Lu Yu didn't think much about it,

While scratching his head doubtfully,

At the same time, I went out to the yard to wash my face.

Seeing that Lu Yu is gone,

Bingbing hurriedly picked up Lu Yu's cell phone on the sofa.

Immediately afterwards,

She took out her cell phone again.

In case Lu Yu comes back suddenly,

So Bingbing's movements are very fast,

without further ado,

a direct phone call,

So I called Lu Yu and called Leng!.