Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

17. Marriage Urging Show, Mvp Of All Singles!

Chief director Sun Zhenkong was overjoyed,

Depressed and almost autistic!

And at the same time,

In the live broadcast room, after a short silence,

It exploded right away!

After listening to Lu Yu's sound analysis,

The audience almost went crazy laughing,

Especially those who suspected that Lu Yu was about to overturn,

At this time, not only put a hanging heart back into the stomach,

I was so happy that I almost knelt down to Lu Yu!

"Ahahahaha, damn it, I'm dying of laughter, Yushen, you are simply the Chinese music scene... Ah, no, you are simply the God of life among us single nobles!"

"Lu Yu turned around: Oh? Otherwise?"

"6666, Lu Yu's operation is simply amazing!"

"I thought Feather God was going to overturn, but I didn't expect it, hahahaha!"

"The relationship is to make up for the full discount, so I encourage Bingbing to skip the work meal. God is so full of discounts. Lu Yu, you are so beautiful!"

"Where are those people who questioned Yushen cementing his heart just now? Come out and apologize!"

"I apologize, I thought Feather God was on the first floor, but he is actually in the atmosphere!"

"I also apologize. He didn't lick the dog. Not only did he not spend money on the girl, but he also charged Nima an extra dollar. Pfft!"

"Crap! I'm attending a funeral. I couldn't help laughing just now. Now they are going to kill me. How can I get out? Wait online, I'm in a hurry!"

"Those upstairs, just crashed to death on the coffin, their own fate cannot be in the hands of others!"

"Hahaha, to deceive the little girl, it's fine to make up the full amount, but the key is to touch it secretly. I charged someone an extra dollar, Yushen, you are too cute!!"

"Bingbing: You're giving me back my touch!!"

"After the appraisal, Lu Yu is really a single dog who can manage a family and live a life, abbreviated as a real dog!"

"Long live single, Feather God is invincible!"

"..."

In the live broadcast room, there were cheers.

unexpected,

Even those older parents who were not used to Lu Yu,

At this time, he even expressed that he couldn't laugh or cry.

"This little Lu, haha, is interesting!"

"You bitch, the dentures made me laugh and fell into the toilet!"

"This kid can save money. If my granddaughter follows him, I absolutely agree. It's just that this kid is not enlightened and doesn't want to get married. It's a pity!"

"Haha, to be honest, I really like this little guy. Although he's a bit loose, I really like the stingy part!"

"Yeah, careful planning is a living material!"

I'm afraid even the program team didn't think of it,

Lu Yu, a post-2000 thorn who would never get married even to death, unexpectedly won a wave of elderly fans in the army of marriage urging in the live broadcast room.

Many even said,

If Lu Yu is willing to change his view on marriage and wants to get married,

They will marry their granddaughters and daughters to Lu Yu.

It is really,

This kid is so much fun!

It is also planting flowers and meditating. Its life is like that of a little old man.

It was very much to their liking.

Coupled with the little calculation just now,

It has won the favor of these old people who have been frugal all their lives.

The program team originally thought that,

These old people who came to urge the marriage will have a close relationship with Lu, wishing to strangle him to death.

Unexpectedly,

Man is not as good as God!

Besides Bing Bing.

She is stupid now, okay?

The little face flushed with shame!

To know,

Just now she was not just testing Lu Yu,

In fact, I also wanted to try it with Lu Yu in my heart.

If Lu Yu agrees,

She may consider dating Lu Yu...

The result was unexpected,

This guy actually said such ridiculous things!

The heart is sealed with cement, the brain is poured with molten iron, and the will is indestructible, right? In the end, everything is self-indulgent!

"I'll transfer you eleven dollars!"

"I'll give you an extra dollar, and you can buy an old popsicle... Oh no, it's an old bachelor!"

Bingbing gritted her teeth and finished speaking,

Angrily sent Lu Yu a red envelope worth eleven yuan!

The screen was almost smashed by her!

It can be seen how depressed Bingbing is at the moment!

"Haha, thank you very much!"

Lu Yu received the red envelope in seconds,

He didn't even care about Bingbing's attitude.

After ordering takeout,

Lu Yu has nothing else to do,

Just play with your phone and wait for the delivery guy to deliver it to your door.

It can be said to be very leisurely.

Bingbing on the side looked in the direction of the camera strangely, and after a while, found that the indicator light was still on.

"what's the situation?"

"Why doesn't the camera cut away?"

Bingbing felt strange inside.

Before the recording of the program started, in fact, for the three families, the shooting time of each round was divided.

After all, it is a program for promoting marriage and childbearing.

Naturally, more time should be reserved for the No. 1 and No. 2 families.

Come to show the beautiful picture in marriage as much as possible.

As for Lu Yu,

Just a control group,

Just take a short shot.

Impossible to take too much time.

otherwise,

In case everyone sees how cool this guy is being single,

If you don't want to get married, what should you do?

Because of this,

At this time, Bingbing will feel very strange,

From now on,

The lens stays here all the time,

It's been more than 20 minutes of filming now.

Didn't turn around yet.

The key is,

Now Lu Yu is just playing with his mobile phone waiting for takeaway,

didn't do anything,

But the camera still stopped at him, without any intention of cutting away.

Under doubt,

Bingbing walked aside to connect with the director team.

learned the truth,

But it made Bingbing dumbfounded.

"Bingbing, I can't cut it away now, I have to pat this kid for a while!"

"Huh? Why?"

"Hey, you don't know the situation of those two families!"

Chief director Sun Zhen sighed again and again,

"Family No. 1, the couple's son is urging to buy a house, and he had a big fight with his father on the phone before!"

"The words are ugly!"

"The couple are sitting on the sofa in a daze right now!"

"I don't know if they are too disappointed with their son, or they are trying to raise money to buy a house for his son!"

"If the camera is cut to that side now, my god, I dare not think about it. There must be more people in the live broadcast room who are afraid to have children!"

"This is not giving birth to a child, it is simply giving birth to a debt collector!"

"In the beginning, some people were afraid of marriage and childbearing, but after seeing this, they became even more afraid of marriage and childbirth!"

Suddenly, Bingbing hurriedly asked,

"What about the No. 2 family? Didn't they just get married a few years ago, so they should be quite harmonious..."

Who knows,

It's okay not to mention family No. 2,

When it comes to these young couples born in the 90s,

Sun Zhen was so angry that he swears.

"Don't mention these two couples, the situation is even worse, not as good as mother's first family!"

"I had a good meal, but the one named Li Li just dropped her chopsticks. She thought her husband's cooking was either too busy or too light. He even threw the pot helmet he bought into the trash can, saying that he would rather be hungry. If you die, you won’t eat what you asked for, what’s more…”

"What's even more exaggerated is that she also dumped the pot of shrimp that her husband cooked for her into the trash can. It's strange that they didn't pick out the shrimp strings for her before cooking, saying that it's unhygienic to eat!"

"It's really beeping the dog, are girls so busy now?"

"It's good to eat some, and it's really satisfying to pay back this and that!"

Speaking of these.

Sun Zhen almost collapsed.

What kind of observation objects are these selected?

A wedding show,

You sent me two families like this,

Who is not confused?

Are you urging marriage, or making people fear marriage? !

but no way,

This program itself is the main truth,

And we can't arrange actors to go in and pretend in advance,

In doing so,

Once some flaws are revealed,

It will only arouse stronger resentment from those who are unmarried and those who refuse to have children.

So it can only be randomly selected from the public!

If I had known this would be the result,

Sun Zhen is the director who won't accept this job even if he is beaten to death.

What a torture!

"So Bingbing, there is really no other way now, the camera can't cut away, it can only stop at this kid Lu Yu!"

"Speaking of this kid, he's really outrageous!"

"Huh? What happened to Lu Yu?"

"It's nothing, it's just evil!"

Sun Zhen's tone suddenly became very strange,

"As long as the camera is on him, you haven't seen it. The number of real-time viewers online in the background is going up!"

"When we were filming those two companies, we lost two percentage points."

"Now I'm shooting this side, not only has it risen back, but it's also several points higher than before!"

"There are a lot of people watching our show, which is of course a good thing, but be afraid, these extra people are all here to see this kid!"

"We're a marriage urging show, everyone is watching a single dog, what's going on!"

"However, this kid is still acting cool!"

"Even after I saw it, I wished I could go back to my youth, seal my heart with cement, kick my fiancée aside, and live my whole life alone!"

"Not to mention the audience!"

"It's too easy to be led astray by him!"

"If not, why don't you tell him quietly later, let him restrain himself, and try to show the pain of a single dog as much as possible?"

"Huh? Tell him to restrain himself a bit... Deliberately showing that it's not good to be single... Isn't this cheating?"

Bingbing was stunned.

I didn't expect the director to come up with such a bad idea.

Sun Zhen's expression trembled.

Dayi said solemnly.

"Bingbing, this can't be called cheating. The original intention of our program group is to promote marriage and foster childbirth, and to provide help for social development!"

"It's a white lie to ask him to cooperate a little bit!"

"What if he still looks like a single guy, and everyone doesn't want to get married after seeing him?"

"If you don't get married and don't have children, how will society function in the future?!"

"So, when I beg you, you beg him for me!"

"As long as that kid agrees, you tell him, and I'll give him a big red envelope of 1W!"

"I think he likes money very much, he can count a few dollars so clearly!"

"A W, with his stinginess, he will definitely not refuse!"

"..."

Bingbing was completely dumbfounded, and before she had time to respond, she received 10,000 yuan from Sun Zhen on her phone.

"That's it, Bingbing, you will tell him later!"

"I still have things to deal with here!"

"I can't tell you any more!"

"The camera doesn't dare to cut to those two families in a short period of time. You stand here and shoot this kid for a while longer, so that he can perform well!"

"If he behaves well, I'll treat him to another meal in person!"

"..."

Lianmai is over.

Bingbing looked at the extra 10,000 yuan in the account,

For a while, I really couldn't laugh or cry.

God,

What is this!

A marriage urging show, and the single dog won the MVP of the audience!