Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

26. Dog Food Plus Crit, Clown Myself!

Lu Yu didn't expect either,

This clever scheme of my own,

It turned out that the car overturned at the aunt's place at the beginning,

When I can't laugh or cry,

Bingbing hurriedly took his hand, and went to sit on the chair next to her, for fear that the aunt would say any more exciting words.

After a few minutes.

Two cups of milk tea are ready.

Lu Yu and Bingbing had a glass each, and they sat at the round table facing each other and began to drink milk tea.

Considering the rollover accident just now,

This time Bingbing took the initiative to say,

"Lu Yu, I think your bubble tea is delicious, can you let me have a sip first? Please!"

talking,

Bingbing even winked at Lu Yu.

Lu Yu immediately understood,

Bingbing is about to start pretending to show affection with herself!

She took a sip of her own first,

And then take another sip of hers,

You feed me, I feed you.

This picture is absolutely sweet to the point of explosion!

Presumably, the single dogs in front of the screen will be envious after seeing it!

"Okay Bingbing, come on, I'll feed you, open your mouth, ah—"

Lu Yu inserted the straw,

Then gently take the milk tea to Bingbing to drink.

Bingbing also immediately stretched her snow-white neck, opened her small mouth,

while drinking,

While showing a look of enjoyment.

After she took a few sips,

Bingbing did the same thing again, and started to feed Lu Yu with her Bobo Peach.

"It's so sweet!"

"Well, yours is delicious too!"

The two looked at each other affectionately and smiled.

There is one thing to say.

This interaction was indeed exactly as the two of them had thought in advance.

Simply not too sweet!

Couples feed on each other,

For a single dog, this is equivalent to dog food plus critical damage!

Presumably the effect of dog abuse must be awesome!

Bingbing felt a little shy,

Because she suddenly realized that drinking each other's milk tea like this is equivalent to kissing Lu Yu indirectly in public.

However, I changed my mind again.

Anyway, I was taken advantage of by Lu Yu before,

Not bad at all!

Just looking at each other on the side of the two,

While feeding each other and drinking milk tea from time to time,

suddenly,

The face of the aunt behind the counter changed!

next second,

She hastily reminded,

"Little Lu, I dare not drink like you!"

Lu Yu: "???"

Bingbing: "???"

The aunt hurried out,

After hesitating for a moment, he kindly said,

"I know that it's very sweet for you to drink milk tea like this, but I still want to remind you kindly!"

"I just read a news yesterday, saying that many people now have Helicobacter pylori in their mouths, and this thing can be transmitted through saliva!"

"Extremely contagious!"

"Severe cases can even cause gastritis, peptic ulcer, and even gastric cancer!"

"Especially you youngsters, pay special attention!"

"Don't eat what others have eaten!"

talking,

Like a genius magician, the aunt conjured up two new straws out of nowhere, and handed one to each of them,

"Come on, it's okay to show affection, but you must also pay attention to hygiene!"

"It's not hygienic!"

"Especially when eating hot pot with friends, or when there are many people, remember to use serving chopsticks, otherwise the Helicobacter pylori in other people's saliva may be transmitted to you!"

People reach middle age.

I just like to read articles about health forwarded by others on the Internet.

And, no doubt about it.

I also like to talk to others everywhere.

Aunt just read a related report yesterday,

She was so scared that she didn't sleep well all night.

Then came out in a hurry to remind Lu Yu and Bingbing.

Lu Yu and Bingbing were dumbfounded.

did not expect,

After talking about health issues,

Auntie chatted more and more vigorously,

not only did not leave,

Instead, he pulled out a chair, sat beside him and continued,

"Young people are kind and loving, and my aunt can understand."

"But remember, you must pay attention to hygiene!"

"There is also a case at the bottom of that article, saying that there was a young couple who lost their lives because they didn't pay attention to hygiene!"

Auntie looked swearing,

The tone is very serious,

"The girl made her boyfriend a coke chicken wing. The boy tasted it and said it was delicious. Then the girl tasted it too, but found that it was not cooked at all. But the boy, he said, little fool, as long as You made it yourself, I think everything is delicious!"

"Then, the two of you started to eat one bite at a time."

"It looks very affectionate, but what happened?!"

"It turned out that within a few days, both of them got bird flu and died!"

"It's a terrible death!"

"So Xiao Lu, it's okay for the two of you to love each other, but you must still pay attention to hygiene!"

Aunt said here,

Only then did I finally notice that the expressions of Lu Yu and Bingbing had changed,

Realized that I was talking too much,

Just at this time,

Another customer came to buy milk tea,

The aunt quickly stood up and smiled awkwardly,

"Look at my mouth, I just like to nag you, Xiao Lu."

"You guys drink, auntie is off to work!"

finished.

The aunt went to do her work.

only,

Lu Yu and Bingbing stood there in a daze, holding milk tea, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.

Bingbing took a deep breath,

I glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room.

Looking at it, I want to cry but have no tears!

well,

The previous love is in vain!

Not only did not abuse the dog,

Instead, the clown becomes us!

"Hahahaha, brothers, help me, I'm dying of laughter, what should I do, who can call an ambulance for me!"

"Pfft, I figured it out, Feather God wanted to show off his affection with Bingbing, but ended up being overturned!"

"Although what my aunt said is true, there is indeed a possibility of Helicobacter pylori infection with the straws used by others, but I really want to laugh hahaha!"

"I can't stop laughing. To be honest, I saw the two of them feeding each other just now. I was really envious and jealous. But after listening to what the aunt said, it's strange, I instantly woke up!"

"It's better to be single, you don't need to spend more money, and you can guarantee your health!"

"Xiu Enai dies quickly. Today I show my affection, and tomorrow I say goodbye. My aunt is sincere. The example of bird flu made me laugh to death. My aunt is really a little clever ghost!"

"In order to ensure my personal safety, I have already proposed to my girlfriend to break up, but I dare not show affection anymore, I haven't lived enough yet!"

"I thought it was dog food, but it turned out to be arsenic. Thanks to the program group for this new link, let me wait for the single dogs to successfully avoid lightning!"

"Aunt Niu Beer, leave after scolding (dog head)..."

"..."

Looking at Lu Yu and Bingbing there,

Feed each other, you and I.

honestly,

Those single dogs in the live broadcast room are really envious.

heart,

It's like being scratched by a cat's paw!

Even many people have shaken the idea of being single,

Thinking about it, if I find a boyfriend or girlfriend in the future,

You must also let the other party feed you milk tea like this!

But,

After listening to what my aunt said,

Fuck,

Scared!

It turns out that feeding each other is so harmful!

even,

There are also couples who lost their lives because they were too affectionate!

then,

These single dogs woke up instantly, and expressed that they were afraid, and it was better to be a single nobleman, not only to save money, but also to successfully avoid lightning!

After reading the content on the barrage,

Bingbing looked at Lu Yu with a mournful face.

Lu Yu spread his hands at her and said, I can't blame me, I have done what I can do after taking your money, it is God who didn't give you a chance, and sent such a lovely aunt to punish you!

Bingbing also knows,

Lu Yu couldn't be blamed for the successive rollovers.

He has done enough.

"Let's finish drinking quickly and go shopping in the mall ahead."

Bingbing suggested.

She doesn't dare to show affection with Lu Yu here anymore,

I'm afraid that it will attract another critical blow from the aunt.

I saw a mall in front of me,

So I proposed to go shopping with Lu Yu in the mall.

inside the mall,

There are many places where you can take the opportunity to show affection,

Like in a clothing store.