Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement
4. My Youth Is Gone!
The two viewpoints are colliding in the live broadcast room.
Someone suddenly grabbed Li Lei's dark circles and talked about it.
"If you have time to stay up late to brush your phone or play games, you don't have time to clean up, right? Such a man, whoever marries is unlucky!"
The on-site host Liu He happened to see this barrage.
In order to mediate the atmosphere.
He walked up to Li Lei who was mopping the floor, and said cheerfully, "Hee hee, brother, did you stay up late last night to score points? You have dark circles under your eyes!"
Li Lei was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "If you didn't score well, just, just look at the child..."
"Huh? Watching the kids?"
"Yeah, I just got home last night, and the baby was crying, making noise every half an hour, and I coaxed him all night."
"Scary! What about your wife?"
"My wife said that she has been watching it all day, and she has to rest at night and go to the second bedroom to sleep."
After Li Lei finished speaking, he continued to mop the floor.
The host froze.
The live broadcast room was also stunned.
After several seconds, there was an uproar!
"Fuck, I just said that someone stayed up late playing games and swiping their phones, get out and apologize!"
"Looking at it this way, being a man is hard work."
"Go to work during the day, take care of the children at night, and do housework...Are you sure this isn't a show about fear of marriage?"
"The child is noisy at night, but he must sleep well during the day, so where is this precious mother working so hard to take care of the child during the day?"
"Brothers, you need to be cautious when you get married."
The host Liu He was anxious when he saw that the barrage was wrong.
This program is calling on everyone to yearn for marriage. If it has the opposite effect, he will become a sinner.
Liu He saw the game consoles on the TV cabinet again, his heart moved, and he pretended to be relaxed and said with a smile,
"Actually, audiences don't have to be so negative. Marriage has a bickering side as well as a sweet side."
"Look at those game consoles, everyone."
"Think about it, when the child falls asleep, the young couple sits on the sofa and each has a game controller. How sweet is the scene of playing games!"
"If you are single, no one will play games with you!"
As soon as he said this, the atmosphere on the bullet screen eased.
Just imagine.
When you want to play games.
Next to you is a lovely wife who plays games with you.
This is indeed a very happy thing.
Thinking about that picture, it is very beautiful.
at this time.
There was a knock on the door.
Li Lei went to open the door, and there was a little fat man standing outside.
This little fat man looked like an otaku at first glance, and there was a Hatsune Miku print on his clothes. He was wearing flip flops, and he poked his head in and asked, "Is this the home of the invincible little fairy?"
Li Lei looked puzzled: "You are?"
His wife Li Li stood up from the sofa, "You are the little yellow croaker buyer Doraemon, right? Everything is there, you take it yourself!"
Hear this conversation.
Everyone was stunned.
It turned out that the buyer of the small yellow croaker came to pick up the things.
Before Li Lei had time to ask what his wife was selling, he saw the little fat man rushing to the TV cabinet impatiently, and began to pack his game console into his handbag.
Li Lei was startled, "Hey, what are you doing!"
"Drag your land, you don't play these game consoles at home, except to take up space, so I sold them to you!"
Li Lei's eyes widened.
Sold?
"Why don't I play, I often turn on the phone..."
"Tch, every time you turn it on and look at it, then turn it off again, when have you ever played?"
"Isn't that because I don't have time!"
"So, since you don't have time to play, what are you doing?"
Li Liman didn't care, and said to the little fat man, "There are still some game discs in the middle drawer, and they are all for you!"
"Thank you beauty!"
The little fat man was overjoyed, fearing that the other party would repent, he quickly put several game consoles and stacks of game CDs into his handbag, and then ran away in a hurry.
"Who are you showing your face in mourning!"
Li Li said unhappily, "I sold it for a total of 1,000 yuan, and I just put the money into my beauty card. Since I gave birth, my skin is not good. I'm so annoying!"
"One, one thousand dollars..."
Li Lei froze in place.
Those game consoles were saved little by little since he was in high school.
per machine.
every game.
All carried the joy he once had.
"What? Isn't one thousand dollars less? It's just a pile of rags, and you're the only one who treats rags as a treasure. You're in your thirties, can you be more mature!"
Li Li said bitterly.
Li Lei's eye circles were red, and it took a long time before he said in a daze, "A thousand yuan...not a lot, I sold my youth for a thousand yuan, not a lot...a lot..."
"You have a fart youth!"
Li Li gave him a disdainful look, turned on the phone, and smiled again, "Haha, that little fat guy bought this pile of junk for a thousand dollars, and he even sent a message to thank us, how stupid!"
Li Lei didn't speak, picked up the mop silently, and continued to mop the floor.
In the studio.
But it exploded.
"Fuck, this girl must be sick!"
"Those game consoles sell for a thousand dollars, and the boy's youth is worth a thousand dollars?!"
"This brother, how pitiful!"
"Fuck, I want to marry this kind of wife in the future, I might as well die!"
"Come on, my wife also sold my handiwork, and I didn't die. A married man has a lot of difficulties."
"It's too late, that's Sony's family bucket!"
"Just those game disks, there are more than a thousand, not to mention the little records in it!"
"Yo Yo Yo, a group of gamers are starting to pick things up again?"
"Aren't there just a few broken game consoles, can they be eaten?"
"It's not that men are incapable. If there are hundreds of millions in their pockets, girls won't sell game consoles for beauty cards!"
"Do you know how fragile a woman's skin is after giving birth?"
"Then why doesn't she sell her own stuff!"
"Hehe, the game console doesn't play when it's on!"
"Made, I don't have time to play, but every time I turn it on and look at it, I feel very happy. That's our youth!"
"Fart, just a few broken games!"
"..."
A quarrel broke out on the barrage.
It is no longer a matter of a few game consoles.
Rather, after marriage.
Boys' preferences are taken away.
He no longer has the right to pursue his personal interests.
This scene was watched by netizens.
Many big boys in marriage feel the same way and feel sad.
Some who are not yet married are lost in confusion.
Is marriage really beautiful?
The host, Liu He, was in a cold sweat. He never expected that the situation that had finally been eased just now would lead to another accident.
A boy's youth is sold.
It's a good time.
Marriage was like an invisible mountain, pressing down on him.
In the studio, there was chaos.
Seeing this, Liu He didn't dare to say any more, and signaled to switch the camera.
The camera cuts back to the live broadcast hall.
Rao is Teacher He who is eloquent.
At this time, he organized his language for a few seconds before forcing out a smile.
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