Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

Lu Yu is obviously born after 4100,

In the end, he looked like an old man at this time,

Lie there peacefully.

Even if you lie down,

What the hell is humming a little tune, spinning two iron balls in one hand.

The audience almost died laughing at this sudden scene!

"Hahahaha, are you sure this is the post-00s side? I thought a new post-60s control group was added!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Feather God can always bring people a dark experience!"

"Without showing off, I'm telling everyone that my grandfather also has a pair of the two iron balls spinning in Feather God's hand, the same style!"

"Uh, I don't know why, but when I saw Yushen like this, I suddenly thought of my grandfather who passed away many years ago. He also liked to spread a mat in the yard and lie on it. Grandpa, I miss you. …”

"Pfft! Upstairs, I advise you not to go too far, but should I say it or not, Yushen's life is really enviable!"

"Every time I see the situation on Yushen's side, I will become more and more determined that I will be single to the end of my life. I can live a happy life alone. I don't have any bullshit troubles. I will enter the retirement stage ahead of schedule!"

"Old Chen has already finished dinner, when is Lu Yu going to eat?"

"Dinner? Uncle upstairs, it's only past six o'clock now. Which young man can eat dinner so early. If he eats now, he will stay up late at night and die of hunger!"

"It really made Lu Yu laugh. He must be poisonous. Aren't the two things in his hands usually enjoyed by the elderly?"

The audience is really envious of Lu Yu's small life,

at the same time,

It's funny and it's really funny!

Who is young,

Such is the attitude of old age!

Especially the two iron balls in his hand,

When Lu Yu is turning,

It even reminded many viewers of their grandfather.

more outrageous,

Also burst into tears on the spot,

There is a feeling of seeing things and thinking about people!

It can be said,

From the moment the camera turns to Lu Yu's side,

The style of the live broadcast room,

It started to go wrong again!

And at the same time.

Just when the eyes of the audience went dark and discussions abounded.

This host Bingbing,

He also appeared in the camera with a helpless expression.

As soon as the lens light comes on,

She complained.

"Who in the family knows!"

"It hasn't been long since the camera left just now!"

"This old Mr. Lu Yu, just lie down!"

"He's been lying here for hours!"

"We don't know what he's doing, we don't dare to ask, and we don't understand, so we think it's quite shocking!"

Bingbing said,

I also took a look at Lu Yu,

Stretch out your right foot, and poke your thigh lightly with your toes.

"Mister, the camera has returned!"

"Shouldn't you get up, old man!"

"Everyone is still waiting for you to buy at zero yuan!"

Bingbing's actions and remarks,

Once again, bursts of laughter came from the live broadcast room.

"Hahaha, look at Lu Yu who destroyed Bingbing, he is speechless!"

"As expected of a big boss with a cement-sealed heart, he is so hard-hearted, and such a beautiful goddess is right next to him, and he actually ignored her, and instead lay down for so long!"

"Yeah, I thought I was already indifferent to girls, but now I see Yushen, I realize that I'm still too soft-hearted!"

"Laughing, we don't understand, and we don't dare to ask, this old man is really shocking!"

"Pfft, Bingbing called old Mr. Lu Yu!"

While the audience was joking,

Seeing that Lu Yu finally opened his eyes,

Sit up from the mat.

But his first words,

Just put the ice on the ice again and it won’t work!

"Buy at zero yuan..."

"Forget it today."

"It's too late, it's not safe to go out."

"So, let's go shopping at zero yuan tomorrow!"

Lu Yu said,

While stretching a big lazy waist.

Upon hearing this,

Bingbing almost didn't break the defense!

She looked up at the sun that had not yet set,

Said angrily,

"Lu Yu, are you serious? It's only past six o'clock, so it's too late?"

"Besides, even if it's a bit late, there are people from the program team following, why would it be unsafe for you to go out!"

"I see that you are obviously lying too comfortably, so you don't want to go out.!"

Bingbing directly pierced Lu Yu's little thoughts!

It's too late for this guy to say anything,

It's clearly an excuse!

Obviously he is lying here too comfortably,

That's why I don't want to go out!

who knows,

Upon hearing Bingbing's words,

Lu Yu really admitted it brazenly,

Immediately Chong Bingbing gave a thumbs up,

"I didn't expect that I hid it so deeply, but you still discovered it."

"Well, since you can see it, then I admit it.

"I'm really too lazy to move!"

"When I think about going out, I have to go to the car, I have to go to the mall, I have to pick things up, and then I have to go back by car..."

"I think it's so troublesome, it's too much trouble!"

"So, tomorrow!"

"When I want to move tomorrow, let's go to Guoyuan to buy!"

most of the time,

Lu Yu is actually very homely.

I just like to lie comfortably at home and not go anywhere.

Not to mention it's already past six o'clock,

What are you doing out there?!

lie down for a long time,

lazy all over,

Think about the tossing scene after going out,

Lu Yu felt very troublesome.

Bingbing was really defeated by Lu Yu's answer this time,

Lu Yu is unwilling to go out,

She can't force him out, can she?

hesitate again and again,

I had to ask helplessly,

"It doesn't matter if you don't go out today, anyway, you have to go out on a blind date tomorrow.

"When the time comes, after your blind date, or before the blind date, let's go and choose the presents."

"It also saves an extra trip."

Bingbing's suggestion,

Got the approval of Lu Yu.

Seeing Lu Yu nodded in agreement,

Bingbing continued helplessly,

"Since you're not going out, what are you going to do next?"

"Can't you still lie here?"

"Everyone is still looking at you.

"That's not it!"

Hearing Bingbing's words,

Lu Yu immediately stood up from the mat,

Said bluntly,

"I really have something to do!"

"oh?"

When Bingbing heard this, her eyes lit up.

Seeing Lu Yu trot all the way into the hall,

Bingbing immediately followed in.

Originally she thought,

Lu Yu then thought of something to do,

It turned out that

After Lu Yu entered the house, from his snack trolley,

I dug out a bag of melon seeds,

Then lean back on the sofa,

I started eating melon seeds leisurely there!

kk: "???"

Brother Camera: "???"

The audience in the live broadcast room: "???"

no,

Well done!

Why are you running here again to eat melon seeds!!

Bingbing asked incredulously,

"Lu Yu, is this what you're going to do?!"

"yes!"

Lu Yu grabbed a handful of melon seeds and handed them to Bingbing,

"do you want to eat?"

“Sea salt flavor!”

"You don't know, when I was lying down just now, I suddenly wanted to eat melon seeds."

"But I'm too lazy to come and get it."

"It made me hungry!"

>k>k:""

And at the same time.

In the live broadcast room, I was also dumbfounded by Lu Yu's operation!

"No, let's just say, is there something wrong with Yushen's operation? It's not wrong at all, haha!"

"It really can make Feather God laugh to death. When I was lying down, I wanted to eat melon seeds, but I was too lazy to move. This is too real!"

"I just, sometimes lie in bed on weekends, even if my stomach growls hungry, I don't want to go down to eat!"

"Hahaha, Feather God has never had any serious things to do here, so enjoy yourself as you like!"

"It's such a fun time to live this little day!"

"Should I say it or not, seeing how delicious Yushen Kaba Kaba's food is, I suddenly want to eat melon seeds too!"

Different from the joy of the audience in the live broadcast room,

Bingbing is one head and two big.

although,

The rule of the program is to observe the other party's real life status,

But it can't be so close to tens of millions of viewers,

Everyone here is watching Lu Yu eating melon seeds,

It's too nonsense to spread this out!

As a professional presenter,

Bingbing thinks,

I have to guide Lu Yu to do something,

After thinking about it,

Bingbing suddenly had an idea!

she remembered again,

During the Q&A moment during the previous Singles Challenge session,

The atmosphere in the studio at that time,

definitely hot,

Whether it is Lu Yu or the audience, the participation rate is very high.

In that case,

How about another Q&A?

only,

This time, the person who asked the question was converted into an audience!

Thinking about it this way,

Bingbing thinks this idea is very good,

So he directly said to Lu Yu,

"Lu Yu, why don't we play another game!"

"I see in the live broadcast room, the audience often asks some questions, or is troubled!"

"Since you are free now, you have nothing to do."

"Why not, let the audience put their problems or troubles on the barrage.

"I'll pick a few at random."

"How about you help the audience solve it?"

have to say,

Bingbing's proposal is really amazing.

As her voice fell.

The emotions of the audience in the live broadcast room,

It was mobilized again in an instant!

"That's good, that's good, I have some questions for a long time, I want to ask Feather God!"

"Yeah, Yu Shen lives so transparently, it should be able to help us solve many problems!"

"Let me go first. May I ask Yushen, what is Bingbing's wechat signal?"

"Damn it, can you get out of the way upstairs, are you asking a question? I'm too embarrassed to say you, your abacus beads are going to hit my face!"

"Hahaha, everyone, stop making trouble, be serious, and let Lu Yu help solve the problem. This opportunity is very rare, so be serious!"

"I'm serious, but I'm afraid that Lu Yu is not serious!"

Seeing the enthusiastic response from the audience in the live broadcast room,

Bingbing also smiled slightly,

Looking at Lu Yu expectantly

As for Lu Yu, he was taken aback for a moment.

Immediately afterwards, he waved his hand indifferently,

"Okay, there's nothing to do anyway."

"Ask and ask."

"If I can help you solve it, I will definitely answer it well.

As long as it's not too much trouble,

Lu Yu is still very good at speaking.

not to mention,

He himself felt,

Let so many people watch me eat melon seeds,

It's also embarrassing.

Simply cooperate with the program group and have another question and answer.

"OK!"

-|| Let's get started!"

"Audience friends, write down all the questions you want to ask!

"I picked it out at random and asked Lu Yu!"

Bing Bing smiled,

And as she said these words.

barrage,

The audience also began to ask questions,

in the blink of an eye,

There are dozens of questions.

Bingbing randomly selected one,

After reading the written content,

She burst out laughing.

"Lu Yu, this audience asked you, what should you do if you are urged to marry by relatives every day in the family group?"

"Is there a good way to make these relatives shut up and stop urging themselves every day!"

Many people have a family group on their mobile phones.

Even the name of the group chat,

They are all similar.

For example, happy time, warm home, I love my family, warm family, happy family, happy family, beautiful home, we are tired from logging and so on.

And these family chats,

In addition to the usual chatting,

In addition to sharing interesting things around you,

There is also a terrible effect,

That is to urge those singles in the group to get married and have children!

Even more frightening is that,

In this group chat,

As long as one person starts to take the lead,

opened the topic,

Then the rest of the relatives,

will appear immediately,

Hordes are attacking you!

You pretend not to see it, that's not enough!

They will also @ you.

And if you're arguing with them,

that would be even worse,

Generally, those who urge marriage are elders,

Immediately they'll put you down with the phrase "it's all for your own good"

Leave you speechless.

all in all,

Many single young people are quite afraid of this kind of family group,

I am afraid that someday.

Another wave of online collective urging for marriage by relatives!

E,

After Bingbing asked this question,

In the live broadcast room, many viewers expressed their deep feelings!

"This question really got to the bottom of my heart!"

"The family group in my family will pull me out every now and then to remind me. The scene is too scary. What's even more terrifying is that there are more than forty people in my family group. The aunt, the second aunt, the third grandma, all inside!"

"Pity each other, I don't dare to open the family group now (Qian Wanghao). Last time my mother called me and asked me to watch the group news. I saw it. It was a video. My dad was playing Watching Calabash Brothers on TV, I didn’t understand what it meant, but I heard those calabash kids calling Grandpa, Grandpa on TV, and then my dad kept agreeing there, and I got right on the spot!”

"Hahaha, fancy marriage urging! But to be honest, this scene is scary even thinking about it!"

"I understand everything, the family group has now become my nightmare, once again I quit the group, and my dad just pulled me in again!"

"Uh, can I say that I'm being urged right now? My second aunt just hit me in the group and asked me when I would bring a girl back, and within three minutes, someone would... poof! My uncle has answered the call, he sent a death smile!!!!"

"God Feather, how to solve this kind of problem, I sincerely ask for advice!"

I can tell,

Many young viewers have already been persuaded by this method of urging marriage in the family group,

To the whole burnt out.

They asked Lu Yu for help on the barrage.

As for Lu Yu, after hearing this question.

Also eating melon seeds while eating,

Bound into thinking.

Although, he has also been urged in the family group, but Lu Yu has his own way to avoid it, that is, he still has a trumpet!

I usually play with a trumpet.

No matter how much the family group urges you,

He couldn't see either.

However, it is impossible to persuade so many people to engage in trumpets now.

so,

This approach will not work for them.

think here

Sudden

Lu Yu's eyes lit up, and he had a great idea!

"This problem is actually easy to solve!"

Lu Yu facing the camera rain,

With an inscrutable smile,

"Dear relatives, don't you always like to urge you to get married in the group, saying that it's all for your own good and for your future?"

"Hehe, if that's the case!"

"Then if you encounter this situation again, send a string of mysterious numbers in the group!"

"Guarantee that after they read it, they will all be silent!"

"Maybe in the future, I don't dare to urge you again!