Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

86. You Are So Accurate! This Old Lady Is So Funny! Lu Yu, You Are Despicable!

Speaking of which,

Wu Fang shyly glanced at Lu Yu,

When seeing Lu Yu's face,

When there is still no change,

Wu Fang was completely relieved!

In her heart at this time,

Simply bliss!

Since her divorce,

The number of blind dates is at least hundreds of times,

Every time my request is not finished,

the men across the way,

or be poor,

Or just start to bargain with yourself with a look of embarrassment,

Pick and choose,

I want to make myself want less things,

It's just that he doesn't have the guts and courage that a man should have!

But what about the post-00s boy Lu Yu this time?

The performance was simply perfect!

Not only did he never reprimand himself from the beginning to the end,

Instead, he nods from time to time to express his approval,

Such common sense,

Let Wu Fang think that she has finally found true love!

so that,

At this time, after talking about the diamond ring,

Wu Fang looked at Lu Yu's eyes,

It's completely changed from what it was before,

Full of tenderness and shyness.

Wu Fang shyly said again,

"Lu Yu, all the requests I can think of, that's all."

"I'm not the kind of girl who worships money."

"Look, can you accept my request?"

And what about Lu Yu,

After he listened now,

But he was still as steady as an old dog, drinking coffee there calmly.

The reason why you can be so calm...

That's because Lu Yu from the very beginning,

I didn't intend to get along with this Wu Fang!

Lu Yu was originally here for a formality,

What did the other party say, what did they want,

Does it have anything to do with me?!

Just listen to it,

No need to take it to heart!

As a viewer said before,

Lu Yu is completely in the mood of watching a show at this time,

I just want to hear how outrageous this woman's "three four three" is,

He doesn't even want to find a girlfriend,

Let alone dating a woman like that!

so,

Don't talk about the conditions offered by the other party,

Even if the conditions she offers are ten or a hundred times higher than this,

Lu Yu never changed his face,

after all

you want yours,

Have a yarn relationship with me!

at the same time,

Lu Yu also glanced at Bingbing's reaction beside him,

I saw that Bingbing was petrified at this time,

Sitting there blankly.

The face has completely lost the look of eating melons at the beginning,

see,

Lu Yu almost laughed out loud in his heart!

this girl,

I also said before that I described the blind date as too cruel, and described it as a transaction,

She should understand now,

Love at first sight in TV dramas,

And then there are some romance scenes,

It's all a lie!

real blind date,

How can there be so many bullshit romantic stories,

The topic of discussion is nothing more than money, money, money!

And at the same time.

In the live broadcast room, the pot exploded!

At first everyone thought,

This Wu Fang asked for such a high betrothal gift, a gold belt, and ten golds.

It's outrageous enough,

Unexpectedly, the other party was not satisfied,

Crackling asked for a bunch of things again,

This simply opened the eyes of many viewers, and almost laughed their tongues off!

"Hahahaha, damn it, I seriously suspect that this woman is delusional. Based on the conditions she offered, I can't marry any woman. Why am I here to marry you?!"

"I'm completely confused. After the divorce, instead of restraining herself, she even got a super double. Then if she gets married and divorced like crazy, she can't just take off. This is the same as real estate speculation. After changing hands , and the price of Nima has increased!"

"I laughed so hard, the more I listened, the more I enjoyed it. I gave her a little statistics. The bride price was 288,000, plus the diamond ring was 300,000, plus ten gold. If ten gold was less, it would be at least eighty thousand." One hundred thousand, right? The house is one hundred and fifty square meters, and she has to write only her own name, and in this place, one hundred and fifty square meters, it costs at least six million!"

"It's 660,000 for her parents, 2 million for the Mercedes-Benz S-class business, 1 million for her two sons, and two gold belts. The asking price is one million..."

"How much does this add up to? My buddy who is good at math can help me figure it out!"

"I figured it out, and the answer is more than twelve million!"

"Pfft, more than 12 million, good guy, this is really valuable. If 12 million is converted into cash, it can fit that kind of large suitcase, and it can be filled with five or six boxes full of money. !"

"I have this money, I still marry you? I still come to be the stepfather of your child? What is this girl thinking, she's out of her mind!"

"The Feather God is the most 6. Not only did he not refute from the beginning to the end, but he also insisted on being right. I seriously suspect that the Feather God is driving up the price of that!"

"Lu Yu: You want yours, I won't give it anyway, just start your performance!"

"I can't stop laughing, brothers, this old sister-in-law's words are so interesting, hahahaha!"

"Remember, Jimei, a second marriage is not multiplied by two, but quadratic. If you accidentally get divorced in the future, you must be like this old sister-in-law. Don't worry about asking for too much."

After all, women stand up!"

"What's even more amazing is that after she asked for so many things, she said, "Although I want so many things, I'm not a girl who worships money!"

"When a gold digger sees her, she has to kneel down and kowtow twice before leaving!"

barrage,

The audience has gone crazy,

It's definitely a blind date,

Instead of like Lu Yu,

let's go for a walk

Deliberately trying to use these conditions to disgust the other party?

But looking at Wu Fang's expression again,

Completely looking forward to it,

Obviously not intentionally disgusting people,

That is to say,

She really wants these things!

It made everyone happy,

Some viewers kindly calculated for her,

With regard to the conditions she offered,

Converted into cash, it would cost at least 12 million!

This is still less!

Twelve million, let Lu Yu, who has never even been in love, marry a girl who is several years older than him, and who is divorced and has two children...

Don't say that the audience thinks it's outrageous,

The studio is here.

Sun Zhen almost burst out laughing!

"This girl really wants too much!"

"Haha, I was expecting that brat Lu Yu would be enlightened today and bring him home!"

"Looking at it now, as long as Lu Yu is insane, he definitely won't want this kind of girl!"

Sun Zhen through the screen,

I glanced at Lu Yu's expression,

Immediately couldn't help being happy again,

"Look at this kid, his smile is so hypocritical!"

"Maybe there's something wrong with holding back!"

"I'm sure he won't have anything good to say later!"

Through these few days of observation,

Sun Zhen has figured out Lu Yu's temper,

This Lu Yu,

definitely not a good stubble,

You see, before he beat all the experts,

The questions answered in the live broadcast room,

There are also knives hidden in the cotton!

Now being made such an outrageous request by a blind date,

If he had anything good to say,

Sun Zhen dares to swear,

All the few hairs left on my head can be lost!

And it turns out that,

Sun Zhen still knows Lu Yu very well,

It is really accurate to see people,

Almost at the same time as he finished these few words,

Lu Yu spoke,

As soon as he opened his mouth, he burst out laughing at everyone, except the blind date Wu Fang!

Just listen to Lu Yu put down the coffee,

With a smile on his face, he asked,

"Can I ask first, how many times have you kissed before?"

"ah?"

The shy smile on Wu Fang's face froze,

But she still thought about it,

answered honestly,

"About a hundred times, less than two hundred times."

Good guy!

More than a hundred blind dates?

Less than two hundred times?!!

Although Lu Yu had expected,

But after hearing this answer,

Still can't help being a little dumbfounded,

If calculated on a daily basis,

This girl has been on blind dates for almost half a year!!

With a surprised look on his face,

Lu Yu continued to ask her,

"Then have you ever thought about a question, that is why you have kissed so many times but failed even once?"

As soon as this statement came out.

Wu Fang on the opposite side frowned suddenly,

Looking at Lu Yu's eyes,

Not as tender as before,

Instead, I became a little more vigilant,

"Lu Yu, you, what do you mean by these?"

"You mean no one wants me?!"

"No, no, I'm not saying you don't want to...

Lu Yu smiled and waved his hand,

"I want to say, let's just say, is there a possibility that you chose the wrong place for the blind date!"

"If it's not what I expected, you should have chosen places like restaurants, coffee shops, and teahouses for these blind dates, right?"

"First of all, you didn't choose the right places!"

As soon as Lu Yu said these words,

Not to mention that Wu Fang was a little confused.

Bingbing on the side also looked at Lu Yu in astonishment.

inside the studio,

The audience also did not understand what Lu Yu meant.

Picked the wrong place for a blind date?

What does it mean?

Blind date generally speaking,

Aren't they all in restaurants, coffee shops, or teahouses?

besides,

Where else can we meet up?

Wu Fang frowned even tighter,

These two questions from Lu Yu,

Asking her, her affection for Lu Yu is also declining rapidly!

Still she asked,

"Generally speaking, aren't blind dates all in these places?"

"Besides these places, where else is suitable for a blind date?"

Speaking of which,

Wu Fang suddenly thought of something, a look of astonishment appeared on her slightly fat face, and she said incredulously,

"Lu Yu, you are not greedy for my beauty!"

"I want to say, let me go to a hotel with you, or go on a blind date at your home?"

"I warn you, don't think about such dirty things!"

"I'm not such a casual woman!"

"It won't be so easy, just let you succeed!"

obviously,

Wu Fang, this is a misunderstanding,

Thought Lu Yu was hinting that she would open a room...

And this amazing brain circuit of hers,

Almost broke Lu Yu's train of thought!

Hahahaha, this woman really doesn't have any self-knowledge, she actually thinks about it!"

"Although I don't understand Yushen's meaning, he is definitely not implying that!"

"Pfft! It's awesome, it's awesome, this woman said that the Feather God is greedy for her beauty, hahaha!"

"Yu Shen, I really misjudged you, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, you are despicable! (dog head)"

inside the studio,

The audience was shocked by Wu Fang's words again.

Everyone can't laugh.

Although no one understands,

What did Lu Yu mean when he said that the location of the blind date was chosen wrong.

But based on their understanding of Lu Yu,

You can be sure that Lu Yu is definitely not that kind of person!

As for Lu Yu,

He quickly shook his head and smiled,

"No no no, you misunderstood me, how dare I covet you!"

"Then what do you mean!"

Wu Fang was already a little impatient,

"According to what you said, where should I go for a blind date?!"

"Go to the temple!"

Lu Yu decisively gave the answer!

temple?!

Persuading people to go on a blind date in a temple?

This argument,

It's really the first time I've heard it!

As soon as this statement came out.

Everyone was stunned,

I didn't understand why Lu Yu would persuade people to go to the temple for a blind date.

in full view,

Everyone stared suspiciously,

Seeing Lu Yu faintly smile,

opened his mouth and explained,

"It doesn't matter where other people go on a blind date."

"But you, I think, are more suitable for a blind date in a temple!"

"You should have been to the temple, right?"

"In temples, there is usually a small pool surrounded by stones, don't you know?"

"It's just a big brass bastard lying in the pool."

"After meeting many tourists, they would take out coins and throw them at that bastard."

"If you can throw it on the bastard's head or mouth, it will be very happy!"

Lu Yu is serious,

Describe the small pond to Wu Fang.

Wu Fang soon knew what Lu Yu was talking about,

said in astonishment,

"You mean the wishing pool in the temple, right?"

"That's right, that's right, it's the Wishing Fountain!"

Lu Yu clapped his hands,

Give Wu Fang a thumbs up,

"A person like you should go to the wishing pool for a blind date!"

"For, why?"

Wu Fang still didn't quite understand,

But I already had a bad feeling in my heart,

she feels,

I seemed to have lost my sight before,

This Lu Yu doesn't seem to be as stupid and rich as he thought!

Under Wu Fang's uneasy gaze,

I heard Lu Yu explain to her,

"No reason, just talk about Feng!"

"Look at the things you asked for just now, aren't they the same as making a wish!"

"What dowry gift, ten gold, a gold belt, buy you a house, buy you a car, give money to your parents, save money for your two sons to marry a wife, buy you a diamond ring..."

"Don't talk about you about these wishes, I want 2.6 to be a woman, I have to hear it with enthusiasm!"

"But it's a pity..."

"I'm not the bastard in the wishing pool."

"You make a wish with me here, even if I want to satisfy you, I can't satisfy you!"

"So, if you want your wish to come true, you still have to go to the temple in person, find the bastard in the wishing pool, and tell it your wish!"

"Maybe, when I wake up the next day, I will have everything!"

When Lu Yu said this,

And suddenly kindly reminded,

"Oh, by the way, I have to remind you one more thing."

"When you go there to make a wish, it's best to bring a few more people with you, and then prepare a few big iron chains!"

"Because, as far as your wishes are concerned, if you say them out."

"I'm worried about that bastard in the wishing pool. After hearing this, he would shake his head and run away with the train all night!"