Martial Arts Conquer System

Originally, Lu Yang only said that he was looking for two people, but he didn't mention the origins of the two people's names, nor did he mention their physical appearance.

It would be strange if anyone knew who Lu Yang was talking about under such circumstances.

But he just said so, so maybe only Lu Yang could say it.

Of course, if someone else said it, Sha Dahu would have passed it long ago.

He also knew that Sha Dahu would be angry. Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng are both like this, and they can often kill alive people.

What's more, even those who are self-cultivating like the honest monk were almost killed in the gutter by him, let alone the rich man like Sha Dahu.

But Dahu Shah could actually hold back his anger: "What kind of people do you want to find?"

Lu Yang said: "It's a man and a woman."

Sha Dahu laughed angrily: "What you're looking for is a man and a woman? That's great, it's wonderful. In this world, there are half men and half women, and what you are looking for is A man and a woman, do you think this is a coincidence?"

He is already angry, Lu Yang will not be angry.

Lu Yang only likes to irritate people, not to irritate himself.

Seeing that Lu Yang was very happy, Sha Dahu, who was already showing his anger on his face, suddenly laughed.

Sha Dahu actually smiled happily and said: "It turns out that I was fooled by you."

Lu Yang said: "What have you been fooled by me?"

Sha Dahu said: You are deliberately **** me off, and I am actually really angry. Seeing this, I feel like a fool.

In fact, he is not stupid. Once he calms down, he will naturally understand one point.

Otherwise, he can't be regarded as a generation character.

When these two people went into the living room and started their mother, every word they said was not all unreasonable.

In fact, every word they say is like a martial arts master overheating, trying to overwhelm the other's momentum.

Sha Dahu said: "I can see that you and I are the same, and they are also very competitive. And I like this kind of person the most."

"Unfortunately, you have a beard." Lu Yang sighed deliberately: "You should also know that both Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng only like women, and they are beautiful."

This time, Boss Sha seems to have decided not to be angry anymore, because being angry is not a good thing, but being angry is harmful to your health.

The big bosses usually know how to take good care of their bodies.

Therefore, the boss of Sha Da asked Lu Yang with a smile on his face: "What is special about the man and woman you are looking for that makes them different from others? You can tell at a glance."

Lu Yang said, "That man is quite proficient in knives."

Boss Sha laughed again: "The cook in my house is also very skillful with knives, especially when he uses a knife to cut the meat, the meat can be thinner than paper."

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Boss Sha again deliberately smiled and asked Lu Yang: "Is what you are looking for, is it my cook?"

Since the boss of Sha was not angry, Lu Yang was even less angry, and asked the owner of Sha, "Will your cook kill people?"

Sha Dahu smiled: "I only know that he can only cut meat."

Lu Yang asked: "What kind of meat will he cut?"

"Pork, beef, lamb, dog meat, mule, horse, fish, chicken, crane, goose, rabbit, all kinds of meat, he can cut all kinds of meat, even tiger meat." Sha Dato said, " There is only one kind of meat he doesn't cut."

"Human flesh?" Lu Yang said.

"This time, you are right again." Sha Dahu was still smiling, "Human meat is sour, more sour than horse meat and cat meat. It is absolutely impossible for me to let my cook cut human flesh."

Lu Yang sighed again and said, "How can people who have never eaten human flesh know that human flesh is sour? Strange, really strange."

The boss of Shada decided to ignore him, and when he did, he would get angry again.

If others want to **** you off, you will not be pissed. That is a master, who can become a big boss. How can a few masters cover those subordinates?

"Since men can use knives, what about women?" Sha Dahu asked.

Lu Yang said, "That woman is even more strange. She has gray hair and looks like a sixty or seventy-year-old woman, but her legs look like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl. ."

A pair of legs like that, if someone forgets immediately after seeing it, then that person will definitely not be a man.

Dahu Sha could definitely imagine that if Lu Yang could remember her legs so well, they would definitely be wonderfully beautiful legs.

Although he is a bit old, he is still a man, and men will like women.

Especially the older men are, the more they like women’s legs or other parts.

After a while, he asked, "Then have you seen her face?"

Lu Yang said: "No."

At that time, Lu Yang did not have a chance to see her face. The most important thing was that even if it was seen, it was useless.

The hair can be dyed white, the face can be changed, and the voice can be changed. The most important thing is that it was too late at that time and the moment of life and death.

In such a situation, Boss Sha would certainly not understand, but he asked, "Then why do you only look at her legs and not her face?"

"Because I am a man." Lu Yang smiled softly, "How can a man have time to look at her face when he sees those legs?"

Dahu Sha asked strangely, Lu Yang answered strangely, Dahu Sha burst into laughter.

Sha Dahu laughed, breathlessly laughing: "Now, I finally understand why you are in trouble. You can't find that woman unless you take off every woman's skirt in this place. Take a look at their legs."

Lu Yang did not laugh, but said solemnly: "To tell you the truth, I was planning to do that."..

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