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Deadpool looked dumbfounded: “Who is Qin Shi Huang?” ”

Zhou Cheng was stunned: “emmm… Qin Shi Huang is the founder of the first empire in China, he swept the six countries, ruled the world, built a great cause, and has endless wealth, and I am Qin Shi Huang! ”

“Oh? It turned out to be an emperor from Eastern China, and I heard that this country has a long history and has many treasures. ”

Deadpool held his chin and made a thoughtful look: “Then you seem to be really rich, an emperor has a lot of treasures, take it out casually, it is much more than 100 million US dollars, so when will you give me money?” ”

Zhou Cheng said with a serious face: “Thousands of tons of gold and 3 million Daqin soldiers are all under sealing, and now it is urgent to lift the seal with 100,000 US dollars, you give me 100,000 US dollars first, I will go to the Qin Emperor’s Mausoleum to lift the seal, and when my Daqin soldiers are resurrected, I will let them move the gold to your house, and then take you as a godson, what do you think?” ”

Deadpool nodded thoughtfully: “This plan looks good, do you want me to accompany you?” I have $100,000, but no one wants to take it away from me! If you want to unblock, I will unblock! ”

Zhou Chengqiang smiled: “Okay, dad depends on you, let’s go home first.” ”

Deadpool looked confused: “Who is your son?” I don’t have your daddy! ”

Zhou Cheng continued to flicker: “Well, you are my godson, the emperor of the ages, and he speaks without jokes!” As long as you help me lift the seal, I will accept you as a godson, how about giving you the position of a great general?” ”

“Then you can also think about it…”

So.

Deadpool was so fooled and lame by Zhou Cheng.

And the audience in the live broadcast room has completely laughed!

“Groove? Isn’t the anchor the heir to the four major Asian conglomerates? How did I become Qin Shi Huang again, I am completely confused now…”

“Awesome fried! In terms of the ability to fool, I specially obey Duan Wang Ye, it is simply a god! ”

“Qin Shi Huang? That’s a historical figure, doesn’t it mean that he died a long time ago? ”

“Hello, I’m Zhao Daniu, I’m not dead… Bah! In fact, I am a descendant of Qin Shi Huang’s victory, now that the ancestor Qin Shi Huang is resurrected, I am about to recognize my ancestors and return to the sect, Qin Shi Huang will definitely make me an imperial prince and a national relative, and will also divide the gold and silver treasures in the Lishan tomb into a part of me, so now your opportunity comes, just call me 8888 Chinese coins, let me fly to the United States to find Qin Shi Huang, and the money will be divided between you after the matter is completed! ”

“Don’t listen to him, this is a liar, Lao Tzu is called Liu Ergou, he is the 10794th generation descendant of Qin Shi Huang, as long as you give me 888 yuan, after Lao Tzu finds Qin Shi Huang, he will return you 888 gold ingots!”

“Professional customized family tree, to ensure that the big people in your ancestors have awesome identities, you can also climb the relationship with Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng, the fastest shipment within three days, first come, first served, hurry up!”

“Hello everyone, I just gave Qin Shi Huang 3,000 yuan, now I quit my job and want to wait at home to become a general, I want to ask everyone, is Qin Shi Huang sending troops now?” Where did it hit? ”

“Hello everyone, I’m Sun Wukong, and I’m making a fuss. Call me 200 yuan, I’ll cross your name off the book of life and death, forget it if you don’t believe it, don’t come to the liars! ”

“Hello, I am the god Nuwa, I have lost my mana because of the pollution of the world, please donate 5 yuan to me to eat a bucket of instant noodles, and turn around to pinch a girlfriend for you.”

“666, if the wall is not obedient, please obey you, pinch a girlfriend for me!”

There is a burst of joy and laughter on the Internet, all kinds of funny jokes, and endless jokes can make people laugh to death.

Soon, reporters from major media and newspapers lurking in the live broadcast room walked the news online.

Zhou Cheng is now a guarantee of traffic!

As long as the news related to him will be popular in minutes.

Major news outlets began to report on it.

“Don’t watch regret! Regarding the exclusive insider of Qin Shi Huang’s victory, it turns out that he is such a person! 》

“Shock! Qin Shi Huang was resurrected, and he became an entertainment anchor in the United States? 》

“Boom! The well-known anchor Duan Wang Ye actually has a leg with the Chinese Emperor Qin Shi Huang! 》

“Unbelievable, Qin Shi Huang has become a American in modern times!” 》

“After reading I turned, the stories that the Chinese Qin Shi Huang had to tell back then!” 》

For a while, whether on the Internet or in reality, similar news reports were everywhere.

The highest hot search words on Facebook are not celebrity scandals, nor who cheated and was cuckolded.

Unification was replaced by #Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng#

#Qin Shi Huang is a native of the United States#

#Qin Shi Huang in modern times#

#Three thousand tons of gold and three million Daqin soldiers#

Hot search terms like these.

Netizens are talking about it, all of them are happy to hear it, although this is definitely fake news, but it may be able to entertain everyone and make everyone more fun.

Not only that, but the news also spread back to China.

Many Chinese netizens exploded.

“Groove! I heard that Qin Shi Huang did not die? ”

“Really fake, Qin Shi Huang is thousands of years ago from now, he can live until now, the legendary elixir is true?”

“Not only that, I heard that Qin Shi Huang also appeared in the United States, and now he is a super rich man, worth hundreds of dollars!”

“To tell you the good news, buddy, I just opened the family tree and found that my ancestors were once the descendants of the Qin Emperor Yingzheng, you talk slowly, I’m going to the United States to recognize my ancestors.”

“Groove! So Lao Tzu’s surname is Qin, and Qin Shi Huang is also likely to be my ancestor! Everyone chats slowly, I also want to recognize the ancestors, with Qin Shi Huang as the thigh, it will be developed in the future! ”

“You can pull down! Qin Shi Huang is not surnamed Qin, he is the surname of Zhao of the Huan clan, the name is Zheng, called Zhao Zheng, to recognize the ancestor, but also the surname Zhao, it just so happens that I have the surname Zhao, don’t say, I went to recognize the ancestor! ”

“I fuck, brother wait for me, my surname is also Zhao!”

In addition to the discussion among netizens, they also set off a wave of ancestor recognition.

What Zhou Cheng didn’t expect was that a joking sentence set off a boom in Chinese netizens recognizing their ancestors.

This was a bonus.

There are many more Chinese netizens than American netizens, and if you open this market, Zhou Cheng’s popularity will be higher!

PS: 2 more, hello everyone, I am the author, in fact, I did not subscribe, but I have 100,000 words saved in the document, as long as you send me money, I will unblock the new chapter!