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“Really just passing by?”

Jian Hu glanced at Zhou Cheng suspiciously, their family lived on more than ten floors, and the doors were locked, how could Zhou Cheng, a big living person, appear in their room for no reason?

Just passing by, this is a liar!

Compared to Jane, Daisy was much simpler, and walked towards Zhou Cheng generously.

“Zhou, can I hug you? Last time there was no chance, this time you can’t run! ”

In the face of a big-breasted sexy girl throwing his arms and hugging, if Zhou Cheng is not moved, he will be a man.

So, Zhou Cheng opened his hands and said with a gentle smile: “Of course you can Daisy, you look beautiful today.” ”

Daisy happily threw herself into Zhou Cheng’s arms: “Hahaha, am I really beautiful?” I remember you once said that you were face blind? ”

Ahem…

Zhou Chenglao’s face was slightly red.

After blowing so much, this time I was finally slapped in the face.

However, Daisy’s figure is really good, especially her big breasts… White and tender skin, slender long legs…

Zhou Cheng felt a little hard somewhere about himself… It would be ugly to continue like this.

In the spirit of gentlemanship.

After hugging Daisy, Zhou Chengcheng very politely let her go.

On the contrary, Daisy looked a little reluctant, it seems that this girl really has special feelings for Zhou Cheng.

Zhou Cheng coughed twice, to hide his embarrassment.

Only then did he say with a serious face: “In fact, I was teleported here by a pervert wearing a red tights, he has a teleportation belt, I originally planned to let him take me home, but he made a mistake and brought me here.” ”

“By the way, did you just meet this guy?”

“Pervert in red tights?” Jane and Daisy looked at each other, as if they had some impressions.

“By the way, I remembered!” Daisy spoke, “Just now I seem to have seen a red figure flash outside the window, as if it fell from the upper floor, that friend of yours won’t fall to his death, right?” ”

Speaking of which.

The three quickly walked to the window and looked downstairs.

Sure enough, Deadpool’s figure was found.

This guy… It actually fell from a dozen stories high to the ground!

Moreover, still head on the ground!

This time it must have fallen into a fool…

“Oh my God, did he really fall to his death? Shall we go down and take a look, and call the police by the way? Jane covered her mouth and exclaimed.

Zhou Cheng was not very worried about Deadpool.

This guy’s life can be hard, not to mention jumping off a building and falling to death, even if the missile is blasted to pieces, it can’t kill him.

His self-healing ability is even more perverted than Uncle Wolf.

I guess I should have recovered by this time.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhou Cheng said to the two girls with a smile: “Don’t worry about him, my little brother Spider-Man Peter Parker, do you know?” ”

Jane and Daisy quickly nodded: “Of course, you know, Spider-Man Peter is now the most well-known superhero in New York City, fighting crime every day, everyone says that New York has Spider-Man, the crime rate has dropped by at least half, and many of our classmates are his fans!” ”

Zhou Cheng nodded: “That’s right, Peter is a superhero, because he was bitten by a mutant spider, so he was born with superpowers, and this pervert in a red one-piece also has superpowers, although he fell from such a height, but he will not die.” ”

“Really? Is he also a superhero? Jane and Daisy were both a little surprised and curious.

In their opinion, superheroes should be more positive and sunny and handsome, like Zhou Cheng and Peter Parker.

But this guy downstairs who landed on the ground, how obscene he looked…

Zhou Cheng shrugged: “Of course… No, strictly speaking, he is not a decent superhero, but an anti-hero, both good and evil. ”

“He is a killer now, originally he came to kill me, but after seeing me, he may have been conquered by my handsomeness, so he begged to be my little brother.”

“Alas, people are handsome like this, and it’s too annoying that there are people who want to mess with me everywhere.”

Zhou Cheng looked embarrassed.

It seems to be complaining, but in fact, it is pretending!

The two girls showed innocent and cute faces: “… That’s great! ”

The air suddenly felt a little chilly.

Zhou Cheng knew that forcibly pretending to be a little unbearable, and hurriedly said to the two sisters.

“It will take a little time for the dead pervert below to recover, so let’s go downstairs and wait for him, and then I’ll tell you two funny jokes.”

When Daisy heard Zhou Chen say that he wanted to talk about the paragraph, a pair of big blue eyes suddenly lit up: “It’s great, I like to hear you talk about the joke the most!” ”

“That’s a good idea.” Jane was also looking forward to it.

So the two girls changed their clothes and followed Zhou Cheng downstairs.

Zhou Cheng talked about the paragraph as he walked.

“The first joke is that I just started with Wade… Oh, Wade is the dead pervert in the red jumpsuit, and got the inspiration there. ”

Two girls: “Huh? ”

Zhou Cheng smiled and began to speak.

“One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the 5th floor and shed a lot of blood, so it became a red bean.”

“The red bean wound was not good, it kept draining pus, so it turned into a soybean again, and then the wound was scarred, and it finally became a black bean!”

Poof!

Sure enough, as soon as the paragraph came out, the two girls were amused.

“Hahaha, Zhou, you are so interesting, the first time I heard that the origin of these beans has so many twists and turns.”

“If I hadn’t been to school, I would have almost believed it.”

“It’s so funny, these beans are really vivid when you say so.”

Seeing the two girls laughing and laughing continuously, Zhou Cheng’s heart was also beautiful, and the iron should be struck while it is hot!

So he made a second paragraph.

“Once upon a time there was a guy fishing and caught a squid.”

“Squid begs him: You let me go, please don’t roast me and eat it?”

“The man said, “Okay, so let me ask you a few questions?”

“The squid was very happy and said: you take the test, you take the test!”

“Then this man grilled the squid…”

This paragraph is obviously a little more advanced than just now.

After the two girls reminisced, they immediately reacted.

“ohmygod！ This squid is so pitiful, it is stupid by its own intelligence. ”

“Hahaha, the squid fell for humans and took the initiative to be grilled.”

“Hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing!”

“Zhou, why do you have so many funny jokes in your head? That’s awesome! ”

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