Marvel connotates old drivers

“Dead pervert, wearing cheap tights, thinking that I will be afraid of you with two knives on my back?”

“Little reptile, Lao Tzu, this is a steel knife made of sodium carbon steel, specifically restraining a guy with strong self-healing ability, have the ability to let me chop a knife to try?”

“Oh, yes? Do you want to taste what it’s like to be hung on the roof and blow overnight? ”

“Little spider, what are you arrogant about? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu stomped you flat, and then and peed on your face! ”

“Gag, dead pervert get out of here, I’m Peter Parker a superhero, and countless fans support me, and you’re just a wild dick!”

“Bah! In front of the great killer king Wade, you are just a pitiful worm, and you can’t keep any of the people I want to kill! ”

“Then let’s fight, I’ll rip off your cheap tights, and then let you take a set of pout-and-sell cute women’s photos!”

“fuckyou！ If you dare to do this, I promise to cut your chicken and feed it to the dogs!” ”

……

The two best mouth-cannon superheroes in the Marvel Universe just stood in Zhou Cheng’s manor and opened the scolding mode.

You say a word to me, no one will admit defeat, it’s not lively, this two-mouth cannon scene is not common.

In the original Marvel Universe, these two are indeed a pair of wrongdoers, neither of whom obeys the other, and who looks at each other is not happy.

Spider-Man, Peter Parker is a talker, and once he puts on his mask, the words become a lot, talking endlessly.

And Deadpool is the king of complete mouth cannons, without words he dares not say, no matter what time, he is always in a state of gibberish.

Zhou Cheng is even considering whether to arrange a crosstalk show for Deadpool and Spider-Man and let them perform crosstalk.

Zhou Chengle’s good show.

Not only that, but he also turned on the live broadcast so that the audience could also have a good time.

Ding dong!

A large number of spectators poured in, and many people closed their eyes to see the scene of Spider-Man and Deadpool, and the two were scolding each other.

I was stunned.

“I’m going, what’s the situation? The anchor is doing a masquerade party? ”

“Are the two of them cursing the street… It feels so exciting, so exciting! ”

“Ahem, the anchor is big, where did you find two guys in red tights, they look so happy!”

“My God, what do I see? What a familiar sound! The one wearing a red and blue spider suit seems to be Spider-Man Peter Parker! ”

“That’s right, I also found out, he is Peter! As he told us before, Tony Stark of the Stark Group will create a new spider suit for him! ”

“Cool! His spider suit is so handsome.”

“Oh… Who is that other guy in a red tights, his imitator? ”

……

Everyone found Deadpool, who was confronting Spider-Man Peter Parker.

“No, he is an anti-hero, there is no concept of good and evil, he is currently a professional killer, whoever gives money will kill whom, just now, he still wants to kill me.”

Zhou Cheng introduced to the audience with a smile.

“Oh my God, really fake? The anchor was almost assassinated? ”

“Didn’t you hear clearly, the anchor said it just now! I guess this killer in a red tights should be impressed by the handsomeness of the anchor, bow down, and all kinds of kneeling licks the anchor big! ”

“What is said upstairs is very true!”

“This operation is as stable as an old dog, and the anchor is greatly invincible!”

“Agreed! Duan Wang Ye is society! ”

“Society, my brother Duan, people don’t talk much!”

Duan You’s fans all have a certain understanding of Zhou Cheng’s ability, it seems that there is nothing in this world that can stump him, and there is no danger that can threaten him.

“Hahaha, this wave of horse fart is extremely comfortable, give me money, turn back my godson helped me unseal 3,000 tons of gold, I will share a piece of yours!”

Zhou Cheng glanced at Deadpool and Spider-Man Peter, who were still scolding, and Zhou Cheng said with a smile.

“These two guys are estimated to be for a while and a half, endlessly, why don’t I tell you two paragraphs, after the paragraphs, they are estimated to be ready to fight.”

Audience: “I’ve been waiting for you for a long time, let’s talk about it!” ”

“If you don’t listen to the anchor for a day, you will feel uncomfortable!”

“Drip, drip! It’s time for Duan friends to gather! ”

“No time to explain, get in the car!”

“Looking forward to it!”

Under the attention of everyone, Zhou Cheng began to talk about the first paragraph of the day.

“Say an eagle is being interviewed by the host.

The host asked: Do cats climb trees?

Eagle Answer: Yes!

Moderator: Give me an example!

The eagle had tears in his eyes: That year, I slept soundly, and the cat climbed the tree … Later, there were owls …

As soon as this paragraph came out, netizens immediately burst into laughter.

“Lying groove, this wave of cars is caught off guard!”

“The anchor is definitely an old driver, I didn’t even notice it!”

“Bull fried, the first time I heard about owls coming like this!”

“666, meaning the owl was born because the eagle was born by the cat day?”

“Served, you know that the anchor is the best!”

“Stand here and don’t move, I’ll go buy a few paragraphs.”

……

The first paragraph had a strong response, and Zhou Cheng felt that the connotation points were constantly rising, so he struck while the iron was hot and began to talk about the second paragraph.

“One day, there were two mantis in the field discussing welfare lottery.

shell Langjia said: If I want to win the jackpot, I will buy all the toilets within a radius of 50 miles, and eat enough every day!

shell Lang Yi said: You are too vulgar! If I win the jackpot, I will pack a living person and eat fresh every day!

“Poof!”

This paragraph came out of Zhou Cheng’s mouth, and many Duanyou fans were pitted in waves.

“Lying groove, I was just eating while watching the live broadcast, the anchor is big, why are you talking about?”

“Nima… I also got a trick, the anchor is really too pitted! ”

“It’s a flavorful joke, fortunately I didn’t eat!”

“The sudden commotion flashed Lao Tzu’s waist!”

“shell lang’s ambition is so ambitious, can’t you laugh at other people’s dreams, know how hard others work to eat? No, I can’t make it up! gaging…”

Duan friends said that they were about to vomit.

As the initiator, Zhou Cheng had a bad look on his face: “Hahaha, I can’t really blame me for this, who told you not to wear seat belts, this wave of cars is a big dung truck!” ”

After the two paragraphs, Deadpool’s quarrel with Peter Parker finally escalated to the hands-on level.

“Damn stinky spider, I’m going to cut you in two today!” Deadpool angrily pulled the carbon sodium steel two-handed knife out of his back.

“Dead pervert who does not dare to show his face, I will hang you on the Statue of Liberty and blow the cold wind for a night!”

Not to be outdone, Peter Parker made a gesture ready to move.

“Fight, fight!”

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