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“Air conditioning, fridge, water dispenser competition tells cold jokes. The TV saw it, and scolded the water dispenser: “Compared with the two of them, have you ever been able to compare?” Is there water in your brain? ”

Another paragraph came out of Zhou Cheng’s mouth, causing Duan friends to laugh and laugh.

At this time, Zhou Cheng had already walked to Fitz with Peter Parker.

“Hello, I’m Zhou, this is Peter Parker, we came to find you specifically.” Zhou Cheng said to Fitz.

“Huh? Looking for me, do I know you? Fitz was covering his face at this time, depressed.

He didn’t know why Janma was angry again.

What I just said, obviously there is no problem?

Zhou Cheng could see that Fitz, a straight man, did not know anything about women, and was simply a guy with zero emotional intelligence.

No wonder among the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., they are obviously happy with Zhenma, but they dare not confess, and as a result, they are cuckolded by others.

“You don’t know us, but I do, Fitz Leo, right? You majored in computer engineering and mechanics in college and are a genius, and I admire your talent, so I personally invited you to join my tech company. ”

Zhou Cheng explained lightly.

Fitz was even more puzzled: “I haven’t graduated yet, which company are you?” ”

Zhou Cheng shrugged: “My company is called Tianshen Technology, with a registered capital of 10 billion US dollars, and has invited Dr. Otto to join, he has extremely high achievements in the direction of new energy, and now I also need a senior computer engineer, you are the best candidate, in addition, I am also interested in your best friend Zhenma, she is a genius biological scientist, both of you are my invited candidates.” ”

Fitz was stunned, biting his finger and saying, “I need to discuss this matter with Zhenma, and if he is willing to go to your company, I am willing.” ”

Zhou Cheng smiled: “You are a man, why can’t you make your own decisions?” Janma, she will definitely listen to you. ”

Fitz: “Is it? But she was angry with me just now, I don’t know why she was angry, can you tell me? ”

“The reason why Janma is angry is simple, because you misunderstood what she meant, and I have to say, your emotional intelligence is too low.”

“Huh? I only know IQ, my IQ is quite high, but what is emotional intelligence? ”

“Oh… Well, I can tell you a few jokes. ”

“Listen.”

……

So, Zhou Chengcheng told Fitz a joke.

“The goddess and the male dick were dating, it was very cold that day, and the goddess deliberately did not wear a coat, wanting to give the man a chance to perform. Halfway through their date, the goddess said, “It’s so cold today!” I forgot to wear a coat…” The male cock replied: “It’s okay, it’s okay, fortunately I remember to wear it, otherwise it will really be the same as you, you see the dead look you froze!” ”

The words just fell.

Poof!

Peter Parker and Fitz both laughed.

“Hahaha, boss, the joke you told is really funny, this guy is no wonder it’s a dick, it’s too stupid!” Peter Parker laughed breathlessly.

Fitz took the stubble and said: “Yes, I also think this goddess is too stupid, why don’t you wear two more clothes beforehand?” Deliberately not wearing a coat, and as a result, freezing herself like a dog, this kind of woman has a low IQ, I mind the two of them breaking up. ”

Zhou Cheng: “…”

Peter Parker: “…”

Lying groove, this guy is really helpless!

The audience burst into laughter.

“This guy’s emotional intelligence is simply amazing!”

“666, doomed orphan, how did this kid get into college? And there is a girl who likes him? ”

“Hahaha, he can find his girlfriend Laozi live to eat the keyboard in the future!”

“Last night I stayed in a hotel with a female colleague, there was only one bed in the hotel, I was going to sleep on the sofa, and the female colleague said to me: “You sleep with me, but you can’t do anything bad!” “I listened, and immediately anger came up, don’t you doubt your brother’s character? Then I slept on the couch for one night. ”

“Women nowadays are like this, once asked a girl to go to the Internet café to play cannon, she had to go to the hotel, my brother was angry at that time, slapped her twice, told her that my brother played the world of tanks, but it is not the kind of broken machine in the hotel!”

“Last night I accompanied my sister to play lol at the net bar, and she actually said that it was not fun in the middle of the night, she didn’t want to play, and asked me to go to her house to have fun, and emphasized that she lived alone, I was a pig! At that time, I was angry and slapped her to the ground, what can be more fun in your house than lol? ”

“Neither of you are nothing, yesterday I went to play with the girl, and when I didn’t have a car to go home at night, I went to stay in a hotel, and the girl said to me: “Let’s live in a room, this will save money.” “I listened, and immediately anger came up, aren’t you poor? Then the brother paid to open the presidential suite! Two opened! ”

“666, a group of doomed bigwigs upstairs, why are they so good?”

“Mr. Jung Jae-so said that a few upstairs are enough!”

……

Zhou Cheng supported his forehead, he felt that Fitz, this stupid child, was estimated to be helpless for a while, and his emotional intelligence was simply low and scary, and he could not be corrected in a while.

Zhou Cheng decided to simply and rudely sober Fitz to his senses: “Fitz, do you know what is the love between men and women? Jinma is a good friend with you, and she is also a childhood sweetheart with you, she likes you understand? Her feelings for you are mixed with romance, and you have never found out, so you don’t understand the girl’s mind at all, can you understand when I say this? ”

Zhou Cheng’s words made Fitz’s head a little confused.

Does Janma have special feelings for herself?

Is this a romance and she likes herself?

I haven’t found out?

Fitz quickly recalled the bits and pieces of the years in his head and found that Jinma really had different feelings for herself than others.

“Like, what you said makes sense, I really haven’t found out about this thing… I’m sorry, I don’t know how to deal with these things…” Fitz’s face flushed slightly.

He had never been in a relationship.

When he learned the truth, he was suddenly a little at a loss.

Zhou Cheng continued to flicker: “It’s okay, come with me, as long as you stay in my company for a while, you will know how to deal with feelings.” ”

Fitz nodded: “Okay, please let me think again, I want to think about how to face Zhenma, if she is also willing to go to your company, then I will go!” ”

“You…” Just when Zhou Cheng was about to say something.

A cool Chevrolet SUV suddenly appeared on the side of the road, the door opened, and a balding middle-aged man in a suit came down from it.

“Phil Coulson?”