Marvel connotates old drivers

Zhou Cheng walked out on the street while broadcasting live with the audience.

It took only a few minutes to get from Eric Manor to the big park outside the White House in Washington.

The live broadcast had to speak non-stop, and his throat was inevitably a little dry, so Zhou Cheng found a supermarket and prepared to buy water.

At this moment, he rolled his eyes, suddenly remembered his previous life, and saw a paragraph.

“Hello, boss, do you have a babyhahaha Mineral water? ”

When the chubby white boss heard Zhou Cheng’s words, he was immediately stunned.

“Hello sir, may I ask what is Wahahahaha Mineral water? ”

Zhou Cheng had a serious face: “It’s that kind of wahahahahaha… Mineral water! ”

The white boss shrugged helplessly: “Sorry sir, we don’t have a wahahahaha here… Mineral water! ”

“No, you don’t even have wahahahahahaha mineral water here? So how did you set up your store? ”

“Sir, we really don’t have Wahahahaha Mineral water, or you go to another one? ”

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed when they heard the conversation between the two people.

“Wahahahaha… What is mineral water? ”

“The anchor is big enough for you, obviously you are teasing the boss!”

“Another joke! Under the service! ”

“It’s worthy of Duan Wang Ye, Nima is a Duan casually, laughing at me!”

“Then the question is, do you know what is called Wahahaha… Mineral water? ”

“Sorry, we really don’t know what wahahahahahaha… Mineral water! ”

“Listening to you guys say this, I would like to taste this wahahahaha, mineral water!”

“The few upstairs are crazy!”

“One day with a knife in hand, slaughter all the water words and dogs in the world!”

……

After teasing the white boss for a long time, Zhou Cheng finally bought a bottle of water Noble Chitose Mountain mineral water.

After drinking the mineral water, Zhou Cheng suddenly became more energetic: “Ahem… Duan friends, let’s not talk about the paragraph next. ”

Audience: “What is that about?” ”

“Horror Reasoning Story!”

Zhou Cheng said with a smile.

When Duan Friends heard this, they immediately felt goosebumps rise all over their bodies.

The horror joke told by Zhou Cheng is extremely scary, because it has an immersive effect, and everyone is very scared!

What if there really are ghosts?

But most people still find it very exciting.

If you want to see new and thrilling content and enjoy that adrenaline rush, the charm of horror mystery stories is here!

Seeing that most of the Duan friends on the barrage expressed their expectation of telling horror jokes, Zhou Cheng certainly had to satisfy them.

“Ahem, we’re here we go, don’t be scared to pee!”

Zhou Cheng reminded everyone and then began to speak.

[Both of us are college students, classmates in art classes, and very good friends.

But I don’t know why, since the school was about to hold an art exhibition, she suddenly lost contact.

It wasn’t until a few days before the art exhibition that I received a call from her.

“I’m sorry, Shansha, it seems that I can’t finish the statue for the art exhibition…”

“What? What’s wrong?”

“There are still hands and cheeks left, so please.”

The other end of the phone hung up.

The day before the art exhibition, I received a call from the police informing me of her death, and she had been dead for almost two weeks.

Impossible, huh? I just got a call the other day!

Following the police to the scene, the body fell to the ground, and the method of death was because all the organs in her stomach were hollowed out, and the murderer was very vicious, and the muscles and bones from her chest to her abdomen were dug up.

In the corner of the room, there is a statue.

When I looked closely, it was the statue in the art classroom, with a human head but all white and no hands on its shoulders.

Instead, the stone on my stomach had been cut and made into a lid, and out of curiosity, I prepared to open the belly of the statue while the police were not paying attention.

But I immediately thought of something, immediately dropped the lid, turned to flee her room, and just then, a faint voice came from behind me.

“Where are you going?” 】

When the last sentence fell, all the Duan friends who were watching the live broadcast snorted in unison.

Because they were completely brought into that suspenseful and terrifying space by Zhou Cheng’s mouth escape skill just now.

It was as if it were happening before their eyes, they saw the schoolgirl with her chest hollowed out, and they saw the statue with her stomach cut open.

Especially when the protagonist was ready to lift the lid of the statue, everyone quickly closed their eyes!

Because I was afraid that there would be an extremely bloody scene.

What is even more frightening is that just when the protagonist is about to escape from this room, a hoarse female voice like a desperate voice comes from behind him.

It’s no different from what a female ghost said in her ear!

“Ohmygod, it’s so scary!”

“It’s terrible! I wonder what happened to the protagonist Shansha in the end? ”

“Is that female classmate a ghost? Why did she say that? ”

“So who is the murderer? I suddenly felt that Shansha seemed suspicious, but I also felt that the real female ghost killed Shansha and her classmates and deliberately tricked her. ”

“It’s terrible! The moment the female ghost’s voice appeared, I was really scared to pee! ”

“Woo hoo… I’m home alone now, so scared! ”

“Don’t be afraid, report the address, I’ll accompany you!”

“Count me in! I’m not afraid of ghosts! ”

“The old irons take me…”

……

There was a fierce discussion among the audience in the live broadcast room, and everyone was guessing who the murderer was.

Zhou Cheng smiled proudly, this suspenseful thriller little story was originally an open ending, let the big guys guess, what kind of answer there is.

“Hahaha, it’s driving time!”

It’s time to tell yellow jokes every day!

The live broadcast room suddenly fell silent.

Compared with suspense thriller jokes, it is obviously more attractive yellow jokes!

Under the spotlight.

Zhou Cheng said with a serious face: “Hello sister, I am Wang Shouyi, I have been focusing on the research of spices, and now I have found 12 kinds of spices, there is still 1 difference, I am sure that it is on you, I have a request: Can I smell your 13 incense?” ”

PS: Drive by car! Lu Xunda said that only driving can save the countrymen!