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Zhou Cheng’s collection of jokes has aroused widespread response in the American society.

Numerous submissions were received quickly.

I have to say that the power of the masses is strong, and there are indeed many funny jokes here.

The top hundred were quickly released.

“Dear audience friends, it will soon be our exciting time.” Zhou Cheng opened the live broadcast and said with a smile: “Now let’s enjoy all kinds of funny things that happened to you Duanyou.” ”

The audience in the live broadcast room quickly responded.

“Wow finally here, I’ve been waiting for a day for a long time!”

“The anchor read quickly, but I entered the top 100 haha.”

“The thief is excited!”

……

“The first paragraph was sent by the id, I love you.”

Zhou Cheng opened the magic sound app, clicked on a paragraph, and read with a strange face: “I used to go to college, I didn’t want to go to class, I wanted to skip class, so I asked my roommate to help me take a leave for a random reason, and as a result, the news of my winter heat stroke spread throughout the school…”

After a pause, Zhou Cheng commented seriously: “I suspect that your classmate has a feud with you. ”

With Zhou Cheng’s comment, the live broadcast room immediately exploded!

“There is a hatred hahahahahaha, anchor, you really are.”

“Big winter heat stroke, thief six.”

“Cover your face, this is my joke…”

“Ming Ren upstairs doesn’t say dark flowers, I want to know your classmates.”

“Hahaha I also thought, it’s so interesting this classmate.”

“Innocent college life, haha.”

……

“The second paragraph should be from a Duan friend from Huaxia.”

Seeing the second paragraph, Zhou Cheng’s eyes flashed, and he immediately deduced the source of this paragraph, and slowly swallowed:

“It is said that there are lovers who eventually become dependents, but I always feel that some people should be born together, and I don’t know why, but they can’t come together.”

“For example, Zheng Shaoqiu and Zhao Yazhi, Huang Rihua and Weng Meiling, Mao Ming and Yang Yuying, Su Youpeng and Zhao Wei, Hu Ge and Yang Mi, Leonardo and Kate, Zhou Jielun and Cai Yilin, Zhou Xingchi and Zhu Yin.”

“And me and Fan Bingbing…”

In the end, there is a cultural difference, this paragraph is not understood by many people.

“Anchor, what do you mean?”

“I don’t understand…”

“Leonardo and Kate I know, but who are the others…”

“I don’t know, but it should be famous…”

……

“The names of the people in the above examples are all our Chinese stars…”

Zhou Cheng explained slowly, and then searched out Fan Bingbing’s photo from the Internet, and said, “This is Fan Bingbing…”

At this moment, everyone instantly understood, and the laughter of this joke suddenly exploded in the live broadcast room!

“I understand, hahaha laughed at me to death.”

“The one who made up this paragraph is so shameless…”

“Huaxia is really a magical country…”

“Then Marilyn Monroe and I haven’t been able to get together yet.”

“You upstairs, when Marilyn Monroe died, you may not have been born.”

……

“It may still be a puddle of liquid…” Zhou Cheng slowly mended.

And then……

The live broadcast room exploded again!

“Lying groove is worthy of being an anchor!”

“It’s so dirty anchor you.”

“It’s really talent!”

“Why is the anchor so bad?”

……

“Now comes the third paragraph.”

Zhou Cheng smiled and read out with an exaggerated expression: “In this world, money is not omnipotent. ”

Then he added: “But no money is impossible.” ”

The comments in the live broadcast room are suddenly diametrically opposite!

“Yes, that’s what I said… Groove anchor you?? ”

“A bowl of good chicken soup, stunned was poisoned by the anchor!”

“It’s funny, but it’s not enough to be a top 100, right?”

“I also feel…”

……

“I added the latter sentence myself…”

Zhou Cheng explained slowly: “The genuine content is that in this world, money is not omnipotent, for example, Bill Gates is rich, right? But he still didn’t have my phone. ”

Suddenly, the live broadcast room exploded!

“This is funnier than the anchor plus that sentence hahaha.”

“This B really pretended to catch me off guard.”

“This paragraph is mine, it’s awesome haha, but what I’m saying is the truth, Bill Gates does not have my phone.”

“Upstairs, you have to remember that a piece of is not precious because no one gets him.”

“Upstairs 666, please take my knees!”

“This comment haha, the person who posted the paragraph has to be angry!”

“But this paragraph is really too pretentious.”

……

Seeing the comment of this paragraph, Zhou Cheng’s eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: “Actually, I know this person who posted this paragraph…”

The live broadcast room boiled.

“Groove, so awesome? You actually know the anchor? ”

“How did I not know I knew the streamer?”

“Upstairs, could it be that you owe the anchor money and haven’t paid it back…”

“I think what I said upstairs makes sense, according to the behavior of the anchor, you can only let him remember you so clearly if you owe him money…”

“I also think it’s reasonable!”

……

“What are you talking about? Am I like that? Yes? Seeing Duan You ridiculing his comments, Zhou Cheng’s face suddenly darkened.

The people watching in the live broadcast room laughed.

“Wow, anchor, this expression is really powerful, haha.”

“Anchor, you’re not like, it’s just…”

“Upstairs, the anchors are like this, you still say this about him, but I like it haha.”

“Yes, yes, anchor, you are not like, it’s just…”

……

“It’s not what you think… I’m not that kind of person… Why don’t you believe it. Zhou Cheng explained without tears: “I met him in an inflatable doll factory before…”

Inflatable Doll Farm?

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded!

“Groove, anchor, have you still worked here? 666 ah. ”

“Express envy…”

“Anchor, maybe my girlfriend made it by you.”

“？？？ How did I not know that I had also done it in an inflatable doll farm? ”

“You upstairs, don’t explain!”

“You want to trick me into going to the inflatable doll farm again!”

“Brother, I want to go to work in your factory, introduce you, for nothing else, just to learn some experience…”

“I also want to go, the salary is not important, I just want to accumulate a skill.”

“Upstairs, you two are enough, okay! I want to go too…”

“I really haven’t been…” The owner of this paragraph wanted to cry without tears, and he finally understood how Zhou Cheng felt when he was wronged just now.

……

“This person is in the same workshop as me,” Zhou Cheng continued helplessly, “I am responsible for loading limbs, and he is responsible for loading B…”

Responsible for loading B…

Pack B…

Everyone understood that Zhou Cheng had just told the joke.

The live broadcast room exploded in an instant!

“Lying groove 6 is 6.” Some expressed admiration.

“It turns out that the anchor is telling jokes, I thought it was true.” Some people were immediately disappointed.

“Pretend B… Hahaha”

“Laugh at me, this is also fine!”

“Sure enough, the anchor is the most powerful one!” Someone burst into laughter.

“I said, I don’t know the anchor at all, and I haven’t worked in an inflatable doll farm.” Someone finally sank into the snow and almost cried out of joy.

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