Marvel connotates old drivers

“Natasha, it’s time to open the hatch.”

On the Kun fighter, Steve of the American team picked up the vibranium shield and prepared to step out of the plane.

Click!

After listening, Natasha activated the hatch and admonished, “Be careful, Steve, the owner of this manor is not very good-tempered. ”

“Don’t worry, I believe Zhou is not a bad person, I have seen him, he looks very talkative, he is a good person, I think we should have a good chat, you…”

Steve of the American team grabbed the hatch with one hand and turned to Black Widow Natasha and said.

Unfortunately, he didn’t finish yet.

Then he felt as if he was entangled in something, and when he looked down, it turned out to be a large lump of spider silk, and I don’t know when it appeared on him.

Immediately afterwards, he felt a huge and incomparable pull coming and directly dragged him off the Kun fighter.

Yes!

Team Steve only had time to shout.

Then the whole person fell from the sky more than ten meters high.

And it was also a very unlucky way to fall to the ground in the way of landing on the ground.

Bang!

The ground of the manor seemed to shake.

Team Steve smashed the lawn directly into a circular pit.

“Mom sells batches… Can you wait until I’m done pretending to be forced before shooting? ”

The captain of the United States, who had his face on the ground, only had this one thought in his heart.

“Blah blah!”

It took a lot of effort for Steve to get up from the ground.

Only then did he find out that it was a sturdy figure wearing a red and blue tights that had just shot him.

“Hello? Where did you guy come from? Why did you appear in the sky above Eric Manor, do you know that this is breaking into a private house, according to the laws of the United States, I am not qualified to punish you in any way! ”

Before the captain of the United States could speak, Peter Parker accused him first.

“Well, this…”

Steve looked embarrassed, and all the words he had prepared to ask for sin, were swallowed back into his stomach.

Peter Parker is right.

In the United States, it is true that you cannot trespass into other people’s homes, and if you encounter a grumpy master, even if you come out with a gun and give you a shot, he will not be punished.

Their laws are so strange, and the United States is a country that pays a lot of attention to private territory.

“I’m sorry, we really shouldn’t have broken into your manor without permission, but I’m here to negotiate with you on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D.”

Steve of the American team ignored it and could only apologize first.

Peter Parker scratched his head: “Negotiation, what is there to talk about?” We didn’t do anything illegal, and does S.H.I.E.L.D. have a one-eyed dragon chief, who is dark and lewd, and he is also a personal trafficker who likes to arrest people and draw blood and sell blood? ”

Steve of the American team looked embarrassed: “How do you know this?” Nick Fury is indeed a one-eyed dragon, but he is a good man, and he has saved the earth many times. ”

“My boss said, he said that all of you S.H.I.E.L.D. are strange, a one-eyed dragon, a bald head, a widow… And…”

Peter Parker twittered a lot of mouths and couldn’t stop at all.

And Nick Fury and others from the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters who remotely monitored here heard Peter Parker’s words, and their faces became even more gloomy.

Especially Nick Fury and Coulson, both of whom were victims who were fiercely taunted by Zhou Cheng.

“This damn Zhou Cheng will only go around smearing others, I feel that he is even more hateful than Hydra, at least Hydra will not take advantage of these words!” Nick Fury said with a dark face.

Coulson nodded approvingly: “This guy will be punished sooner or later, no one can make enemies everywhere, and he can still be safe.” ”

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“Seeing what you’re wearing so strangely, are you also a superhero? Why don’t I know you? By the way, do you know who I am? ”

“New York City superhero Spider-Man Peter Parker, that’s my name, they all call me the New York City Protector, I’m a righteous superhero who loves to fight crime too.”

“My hobby is fighting crime, and then I dream that one day I can be like my boss, I can pretend to be as I want, do you have any dreams?”

“What are your superpowers? Do you play magic sound? I tell you, I have a lot of fans on this app, and if you play it too, I can take you with me. ”

……

Spider-Man Peter Parker travels to Team America, and Steve sees what real chatter is.

His mouth was like a machine gun and said a dozen questions in just one minute, and he was talking to himself, asking and answering himself, almost like a neurosis.

Team Steve was sweating as he listened.

Who are these people, are your mother so good at pretending?

Steve of the American team originally wanted to appear on the field and pretend to be forced, but he directly landed on the ground, too humiliated!

All this is the culprit in front of you, this word Peter Parker!

“Listen to Peter, I’m not interested in listening to your, I came to find your boss Zhou Cheng, I heard that he caught a god from the God Domain, called Loki, and he also hid the Cosmic Cube of S.H.I.E.L.D., I hope you can call your boss out, I want to talk to him properly.”

Steve really didn’t want to listen to Peter Parker nagging in his ear, and directly said what he meant.

“Oh, it turns out that you came to find my boss, why didn’t you say it earlier??” When Peter Parker heard Team America’s words, he immediately lost interest in continuing to talk.

Just as he was about to turn around and take Team Steve to find Zhou Cheng, he suddenly remembered something: “Wait… Are you called Steve Rogers? ”

Haha, finally remembered who I am?

When Steve heard Peter Parker’s words, he finally couldn’t help but say proudly: “Yes, I am Steve.” ”

“Ohmygod, it turns out that you are the legendary Captain of the United States! This is simply amazing, you must know that you are the idol of countless Americans, you thwarted the conspiracy of Hydra in World War II, and contributed a lot to world peace, many teenagers adore you, and I was too! Peter Parker was a little excited.

“Huh… Don’t dare to be dare to be, these are all things I should do, protecting peace, everyone has a responsibility, should start with you and me! Steve of the American team was praised by Peter Parker like this, and he was suddenly a little fluttering.

Peter Parker nodded approvingly: “That’s right, it is precisely because of this firm belief in my heart that I have now become a superhero who fights crime, and my idol, who is also my boss, told me that people, you must pretend to be forced to live, and what is the difference between not pretending to be forced and salted fish!” ”

Team American Steve was instantly stunned: “Wait, didn’t you say that your idol is me?” ”

Peter Parker shook his head: “You are my idol when I was a teenager, and now my idol is my boss.” ”

Team America: “I have a sentence that my mother sells approval, I don’t know if I should talk about it?” ”