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“An expert once caught a crab in order to prove that the crab’s auditory system was on the leg, and the crab ran away.” Zhou Cheng smiled at the camera: “Then I caught the crab back, and the crab ran away again.” ”

The outside world is all puzzled.

“These words… What do you mean? ”

“Anchor, what are you trying to express?”

“I don’t understand, but… What a great look! ”

“I always feel that the anchor didn’t say anything.”

“Is the crab auditory system on the leg?”

“Is this still proof?”

“His proof doesn’t have to be so rudimentary!”

……

The academic community also exploded in an instant!

“Which expert has proven that a crab’s hearing is on its legs?”

“It doesn’t matter if the proof is right or not, but the proof method is right? Is there such a way to prove? ”

“What the hell is this person going to say!”

“Isn’t this a more rigorous academic style?”

“What is there to say about this!”

……

“Later, the expert cut the leg of the crab and yelled at the crab, and the crab really didn’t move.”

Zhou Cheng continued: “In the end, experts concluded that the crab’s auditory system is indeed on the leg. ”

The whole sentence, not a single word, is to say experts

As soon as these words came out, all of a sudden, the live broadcast room exploded with laughter!

“Groove! Anchor, are you special… Awesome! ”

“Ahaha, what a shit expert, what a god conclusion!”

“Can you run if you cut off your legs?”

“The expert’s head is still there, what can pull out, cut off the expert’s head, you can’t pull out, and finally it turns out that the expert’s head is full of.”

“Upstairs 666! Lying groove, God special conclusion. ”

“Ahaha, anchor, you are really so interesting!”

“Everyone who drinks water dies, so water is poisonous.”

“Talent!”

Academia, all of a sudden, boiled!

“Which expert does this bullshit experiment? Yes? Stand out! ”

“Don’t you see that he made it up? Who would do this retardation experiment? ”

“Ah, made up? Isn’t that a fabrication? ”

“What if someone fabricates you?”

“What the hell, what are these two bastards Simil and Love messing with this guy?”

“Damn, the entire academic community is going to be killed by them!”

……

Academics engaged in scientific research usually either plunge into experiments or concentrate on theoretical knowledge, and there are very few scolding with people, let alone encountering people like Zhou Cheng.

Swearing people without swear words, but always makes people popular.

Plus Zhou Cheng’s identity as a savior was pressed there.

So surprisingly, in the entire academic community, no one came out to speak out and endured it.

On the stage, Zhou Cheng continued: “However, what experts sometimes say is not necessarily wrong. ”

What does this mean?

Are you ready to apologize?

Hearing Zhou Cheng’s words, the academic community’s breathing slowed slightly, and they thought that Zhou Cheng was giving himself a step.

“Well, he really doesn’t dare to fully offend our academic community.”

“The above things, you can forgive him, after all, it is indeed Simir and Love who are at fault first.”

“The anger is also released, almost solved, can be accepted.”

……

Only fans who know Zhou Cheng know that this matter will not be so simple.

Because, Zhou Chenghe… It’s not a master who loves to suffer!

“For example,”

Sure enough, Zhou Cheng cleared his throat and continued: “Some experts have said that in Africa, every 60 seconds, one minute will pass. ”

“According to statistics, every 16-year-old girl was a 12-year-old girl four years ago.”

“If you save money on one pack of cigarettes a day, you can buy 10 packs in 10 days.”

Silence at the end of the word.

Immediately afterwards, the people in the audience and in front of the TV burst into laughter!

“Groove! That’s really true! ”

“Well, it’s not in Africa, every 60 seconds that a minute passes!”

“Wasn’t a 16-year-old girl 12 four years ago? Still need statistics? ”

“The one who bought the cigarette is too much!”

“Sure enough, it’s an expert, let me say without fuck.”

“So 6, huh?”

“These so-called experts, hehe.”

……

In a conference room, at this time, almost all the bigwigs of the academic community, all kinds of famous experts, professors, gathered here.

In the middle of the conference room, there is a huge TV.

Zhou Cheng’s words were played: “Experts said that when you eat 20 bowls of rice, you can get the calories contained in 20 bowls of rice. ”

In the field, there was no other sound except Zhou Cheng’s voice on TV.

All the experts, professors, and their bodies trembled at Zhou Cheng’s words, but no one made a sound.

When several old professors heard this, their breathing rose and fell, their eyes widened, and they actually had the posture of fainting.

“This…” An old professor pointed to the TV with trembling fingers, and his speech became incoherent: “This bastard! ”

“Ask Simir and Love to apologize to him.” The president of an academic association sighed and said leisurely: “Otherwise, the entire academic community will be scolded by him.” ”

Many experts and professors present turned dark when they heard this, but they could only sigh and agree.

……

And in Zhou Cheng’s live broadcast room, Duan You’s comments also flew instantly!

“I know! I know that the ahahaha anchor is really a talent! ”

“It’s still the original formula, or the original anchor!”

“Those experts are estimated to be angry now!”

“So can’t I buy 11 packs of cigarettes before I have 11 days left?”

“Isn’t it…”

……

The sentence that Duan You imitated also gradually typed out.

“For every 60 seconds a person breathes, he lives one minute less.”

“When a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the Southern Hemisphere, it flies a little higher.”

“According to statistics, there is a high probability that the number of children born out of wlock will be female.”

“Upstairs, the word high probability is a bit excessive!”

“Poof—high odds, ahahahah! Isn’t there anything else? ”

……

In a laboratory in the United States.

“Charles that bastard!”

The white-haired Magneto suddenly stood up and cursed, then did it again, rubbed his head, and said to himself: “This is the first time to stop me?” ”

He stood up, looked out the window, and said, “That guy, how can you put up with those humans treating us like this?” Obviously, we are the same kind…”

“Mutants are born to rule the world!”

Magneto Eric roared inwardly, and then became depressed: “But… Our current strength is still not enough…”

The news on the TV suddenly interjected: “Our savior Zhou Cheng, after dragging a nuclear bomb and entering the space tunnel, unexpectedly appeared in New York again…”

The news caught Magneto’s attention.

“The space tunnel was opened by the Cosmic Cube… The Cosmic Cube mysteriously disappeared… Zhou Cheng came back magically again…”

Magneto kept thinking in his mind, and suddenly he smiled: “It seems that the Cosmic Cube is in this Zhou Cheng’s hand.” ”