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Back in the outskirts of town, the town of At the moment has begun to hold a wine festival. Citizens took out their own wines to share, and they didn't know how to make wine, so they were embarrassed to say that they were a local.

Thor attended the Wine Festival with his middle-aged and obese proprietress. Originally, this was the place where the couple went, but now the husband's position has been replaced by Thor. It is a bit of a thing for this little three to be at this level. What a joke, Thor is going to be a

A junior, still unable to successfully ascend?

Anyway, Thor still remembers the owner of the coffee shop holding his hand with joy and saying, "Brother, this baton will be handed over to you.

Well, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. The owner of the coffee shop happily put on a forgiveness hat, and happily went to "Zero Five Three" to find a younger and more beautiful girl with money. Isn't this delicious? Isn't it fun?

The three warriors of Asgard came to the outside of the town together, and the thunder flashed in the sky.

For this phenomenon, the residents of the town have been taken aback. Anyway, since there is that hammer that can't even pull a big truck, there will be thunder from time to time here, just get used to it.

In this trio, Sif, Vorstag, Hogan, and Fandral came together in previous episodes.

As a result, Sif was taken home by Jiang Yifu to give birth to a baby, leaving the Iron Triangle.

Thor doesn't know that his old friend is here, At the moment is drinking beer at the festival, mellow beer. On such occasions, it is necessary to open and eat, let go and eat. Then the rhythm, then the dance and that's it

!The sound of the wine glasses colliding, Thor is the one who is not afraid of the one who will not come. He was bragging while drinking, bragging about his past achievements.

"Let me tell you, my first fight was against a race called the Kiritas, those half-mechanical half-bull races. Guess how they survive? Charge? Or eat?" Vel was excited. Blow Xiaodao.

"There is such a magical thing?" A fat man with a beard asked curiously, and at a glance, he knew that it was a dead fat house, absolutely fat. Obesity brings happiness, a glass of fat house water, happy every day

"Hey, those guys live on charging. And they are not afraid of death, their brains are stimulated by the devices embedded in their bodies, which makes them very brave in battle. A Kirita can beat five of you ordinary people, you have seen lasers weapons? no

Have you seen it, have you seen the huge oil fish spaceship that can fly? Haven't seen it, it is as big as an aircraft carrier, and it is still a living mechanical creature! " Thor continued to boast as he drank.

His experience led to the fact that although the things he said were incomparable nonsense, no one would believe the existence of aliens, but various science fiction movies and novels emerged one after another, but how could there be any? A truly normal person would never believe in the existence of aliens, even if they look

I believe that now the earth is exploding, it is impossible for aliens to exist, and they do not exist, thank you.

But that doesn't stop the surrounding audience from listening to Thor's boast as a story, and what's the most important thing about the Wine Festival? That is the blowing ratio. The cowhide blows loudly, as long as the cowhide blows enough. Then no one can pierce him, there is

When others pretend to compare, listen patiently, and at the end, give a like without puncturing. Isn't this the most basic quality? It's just like the whole book, ahem.

Jiang Yifu also showed up at the Wine Festival with Hill. As a big boss, he invested half a million dollars to fund the event. Money is really just a number to him anyway. Just use your brain and you can get a lot of money

In the age of the Internet, the convenience of finance means that Jiang Yifu can become the invisible richest man in the world through hacking technology unscrupulously.

This point cannot be taken for granted, because it will lead to an upgrade of the banking system all over the world, and it will be closely watched all the time. Such a richest man, the source of the money is unknown, and he cannot stand the inquiry.

Although Jiang Yifu is not afraid of inquiries, the status of the richest man means nothing to him. The woman he wants to pursue is not an ordinary woman, nor is she a money-worshiping woman who worships supplies, but she has never seen a money-worshiping woman who can become a super heroine.

Try smashing Wonder Woman with money? Your legs are broken

Spending money on Black widow Natasha Romanoff? Spending hundreds of millions is useless

Hit Hela, the goddess of death with money? It is estimated that even the soul will be thrown into hell to pick up soap in the next second, but he has turned into a skeleton!

"It's really interesting here, these beers are actually no different from ordinary beers." Hill picked up a large glass of cold beer, looking at these beers, she didn't really like drinking. Especially after I was drunk and was succeeded by Jiang Yifu, I became even more

I hate drinking. But if you don't get drunk, you won't meet your husband.

"As for beer, it's unpleasant to drink." Jiang Yifu took a sip of the cold beer, and it was still as unpleasant as ever.

"Do you still drink it when it's bad?" Hill glanced at her husband speechlessly. Really, why should you insist on it?

"I'm not drinking beer, you think too much." Jiang Yifu reluctantly handed over the glass.

Hill picked it up and drank it, and found that it was actually black tea, which is too special! And this is obviously a kind of beer with a wine fragrance, but it actually tastes like black tea?

"You really know how to deceive people, you are very good at deceiving little girls, right?" Hill raised her eyebrows, and even she herself was deceived.

"Haha, nothing, I'm just trying to cover it up, 0.7 you are my wife, you should know that I don't like drinking beer very much." Jiang Yifu shrugged helplessly, he was helpless too, he really didn't how do you like to drink

Just as the two were chatting, three people walked in outside the Wine Festival venue. They were Thor's friends and one of the three warriors of Asgard.

"There seems to be a lot of beer here, let's have a drink first?" The eldest Vorstag couldn't help it. Dwarf is a good wine, and drinking can keep them in a state of high spirits.

"Okay, spread out to look for it, and start gathering as soon as we find Thor. We're here to find someone, not to drink beer!" Hogan was the calmest one, and after speaking, he picked up the beer and drank it. , then turned and left, which seemed to be inconsistent with his words

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